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Predict Stan's next thread
« on: October 31, 2016, 05:36:10 AM »
Like most people on here, I've come to realise Stan is on some next level of consciousness shit. With this in mind I've been trying to think more about his process and how he gets to where he's at and the best way I've found so far is to try to imagine his next thread topics. I invite you all to join in and see if we can all think a little more like Stan.

Here are some predictions of mine:

How come tha army doe?snt hav jetpacks?

Female orgasms.,.fact or a load of bullshit?

The mosst truks you eva seen at a truk stop

Ice cream, how to make it in your toilet

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2016, 05:56:12 AM »
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2016, 06:06:54 AM »
How to wakl a dog that aint' yours.!

wen your friends stopp calling you, what to do
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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2016, 06:16:16 AM »
are cats like female dogs ?
cheese
the most you paid for fast food meal
blond girls
collecting and drinking rain water
hilary clinton sex life

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2016, 06:38:58 AM »
hep from a hoker

crack, is it really that, bad, for you!

my herpes is finally cured

can big titedd btiches sk8

best synthetic weed$?

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2016, 06:48:27 AM »
Street hookers you lowered your standards for

Evading arrest

Getting sick from eating ass, the real facts

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2016, 06:51:40 AM »
Seems like you guys are really getting the hang of this. So much winning Stan'ism already.
A few more:

Sandwitches, the eazyest way to that hoe/s heart

Is Miracle Whip magnetic, how does that werk?

Things that stink worse when U leavv them in your backpack

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2016, 07:02:33 AM »
when cops talk you listen ? real storys

Erik Koston and berra is.....

fucked up shit

cool activities for arbor day

really fucked up shit

christian chicks you met online

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2016, 03:42:21 PM »
What a good fit to wear to a court date?
How many pubic hairs on a pussy?
Best glue to sniff?

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2016, 04:56:12 PM »
men nipples why?
help with pre algebra homework!!!
Nastiest dick u sucked ,,why
doth ey still make episoeds of unsolved mystreys??
You think he just rolled out of bed and b/s 360 mannied the roselyn banks?

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2016, 05:11:27 PM »
Draw wut u think Ivankka Trump's butthole looks lyke.

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2016, 05:30:28 PM »
Draw wut u think Ivankka Trump's butthole looks lyke.
It's all the same.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2016, 05:43:48 PM »
can you really get high offa banana peel??

makeshift pipes

hookin up with your girl hwen shes unconcious
look who's eating dinner at 6 o'clock

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2016, 06:36:20 PM »
Bitches who drink cum don't get canser?
Hooks with accents. Real talk.
How many hats before you know she's a slut?
Unemployable, is it that I smell like dog shit?

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2016, 09:21:31 PM »
computer duster: the nxt bath salts????

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2016, 10:07:32 PM »
PCP from back int he day was betterr.

I nod off right before I pop tricks...and after I pop xannies

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2016, 06:13:04 AM »
PCP from back int he day was betterr.

I nod off right before I pop tricks...and after I pop xannies


these are bawtawd threads

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2016, 07:30:41 AM »
Fourloko apprecishun thread

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2016, 10:44:45 AM »
boicott dickes they makes seccuritygard unforms

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2016, 03:52:30 PM »
"What's the best way to boof Perc 30s?"- Stan

computer duster: the nxt bath salts????

I think bath salts are the new duster

When I was in rehab, one of my friends there was mainly an alcoholic, not a hard drug user at all really. But this dude seriously managed to get a DWI/arrested for crashing, when he was trying to drive a car while hitting a duster.

That would have been such an embarrassing and stressful situation to sober up to. I don't even like that air stuff at all. The few times I tried it in HS, I felt super disoriented, and the sirens that you hear from it, really bothered me.

The voice thing is always fun tho!
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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2016, 11:02:12 PM »
Like most people on here, I've come to realise Stan is on some next level of consciousness shit. With this in mind I've been trying to think more about his process and how he gets to where he's at and the best way I've found so far is to try to imagine his next thread topics. I invite you all to join in and see if we can all think a little more like Stan.

Here are some predictions of mine:

How come tha army doe?snt hav jetpacks?

Female orgasms.,.fact or a load of bullshit?

The mosst truks you eva seen at a truk stop

Ice cream, how to make it in your toilet

 well you where hella off good try tho thumbs up dude

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2016, 07:19:40 AM »
Thanks Stan, two thumbs up means a lot to me. Back to business.

Post yuor tinfoil hat

Girls who's buttholes look lyke Vin Deisle chewing ona lemon- ?u kno at least 4 of them!

Are you attrakted to your sisters-,- be honest

Restraining orders,? How manny is enuff/

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2016, 08:47:00 AM »
best free obortion?s

jerking of @ work

hiest you ever got ur dog or cat?

how to talk? to the cops wen yur drunk

havin sex in yur parents bed - have u done it?

wats the point of skool any way?

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2016, 09:03:13 AM »
planes dont make sensce

hershey??

shud i see a doctor bout this mole?? (shaped liek brazil)
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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2016, 01:00:02 PM »
Has anyone really, been far even as decided to use even  ?   go want to do look more like?

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2016, 07:43:47 PM »
The mosst truks you eva seen at a truk stop
This one fuckin kills me.  I want to ask people this in real life.

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2016, 07:56:38 PM »
The predictable unpredictability of stan is what keeps her/him unique.

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2016, 08:02:12 PM »
The predictable unpredictability of stan is what keeps her/him unique.

I'm a dude but ok hurry and buy ..

 hurry up and buy

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2016, 09:26:34 PM »
Dj akademiks the type o nigga
Lettuce in the house
If wild thing pitched Indians would've won

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Re: Predict Stan's next thread
« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2016, 11:10:39 PM »
if a cupcake falls from a tree how far away will it be from down
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.