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Fuck satan jens and his fart bottle
pat o'dell needs to do an episode on this guy....
he should do an intervention type episode with Doug, Todd Falcon and other fake pro's where they think there on there to talk about their fake career's but really they are there to get help with their addiction to young boy anus
Doug had my sig pic taken down from photobucket, what a jerk!
Tate is one of the best posters that's not me
Quote from: beeda weeda on April 12, 2008, 09:42:11 AMExpand Quotehttp://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/04/01/pro-skateboarder/#comment-127speechless[close]on April 12, 2008 at 3:07 pm10 grimcityDoug might be a fine guy, but when considering the world of professional skateboarding, Doug is pretty much a joke, and I don’t mean that figuratively. The skateboard community (just the community aware of his existence) generally understands that Doug somehow managed to appoint himself “pro,” when in fact he’s really just hustling, milking it if you will.Ask Doug why he doesn’t get coverage, and when he mentions being in Thrasher, tell him that “Photo Graffiti” doesn’t count, as that part of the magazine is user submitted, monthly showing off the exploits of whoever spends time sending Thrasher a photo.Again, he’s probably great with the kids and the crispy image thing, but he’s not really seen as pro by the skateboard community at large. If anything, he’s a professional motivational speaker that happens to ride a board, but he’s a bit deluded in claiming pro status.jimsmuse says: bThank you, grimcity, for leaving a comment that is reasonable and written in English and does not contain the words “poo” or “nutsack”. I do not say that everyone who comes to this site has to agree with me, or say only peppy positive things, or even have a high opinion of Doug Brown so thank you for your comment. You’re entitled to your opinion.--on April 13, 2008 at 5:25 am11 s8rboihe is a poooish nutsack.I don't have a myspace, but someone who does should infiltrate his and see what is in there.http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38048690
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another fine thread, gnars all around
I’d also like to give an honorable mention to the regular trolls at Slap for rocketing my stats up through a link from a thread on their forum. While most of their asinine comments concerning the Pro Skateboarder entry will sit in limbo for the rest of eternity (because they already have their own mean-spirited and not very interesting forum to make stupid comments), I would like to let them all know the following:1) I think Pro Skateboarder Doug Brown’s a nice guy and I am proud to have him as a contributor on My Cool Job;2) Their idiocy completely backfired — the amount of traffic on that entry is so high that any search for “Pro Skateboarder” now invariably comes up with the blog entry they’ve been so condescending about;3) Nice try with the link you sent, trolls–but I’ve already seen “Two Girls, One Cup” and so I expect it didn’t have the desired effect on me that was intended. I refuse to link to the video. Even a description of it would turn your stomach. Just think of what they did as the internet equivalent of leaving a flaming bag of dog poo on my virtual porch.4) I’m sure they’re not sharing this with each other, but it does appear that a lot of them are reading other entries on the site as well, which I find extremely amusing. Guess there isn’t much going on in Mom’s basement these days and they need the stimulation.They’ll get bored and move on, but hopefully the rest of you will stay tuned to see what’s coming up next.
this site sucks and your ad hominem reply to turd is just a joke. shame on you for leaving out leggit comments from all the Slap Pals about doug and his "rad job". we didn't make this article a joke, the article is a joke and by leaving it up your making your site a joke.if you had any shred of integrity, you'd either take down this article or let the comments stay up. Doug is a farse and your promoting him as someone for kids to look up too. do you really want kids looking up to a delusional middle aged man who is living the lie of being a legit professional skateboarder when in reality the only skateboarders who know this guy are the ones that make fun of him?if you don't think that the opinions of the Slap boards are legit then watch this roast of an actual real skateboard pro, Tim Oconner, in which the slap boards get props (@4:40) for being the "last fontier of free speech" in skatingso again, i'd like to make an appeal to your journalistic integrity, you need to either take this article which is absolute crap and joke down or allow our critisims to go up. oh and do yourself a favor and stop trying to be whitty, your terrible at it. your a fatty ginger right? figures... eitherway, i fart in your general directiongood day Jizzmouth
ginger tits,ouch on the spelling diss, you shouldn't have gone there that really hurt.uh, yeah...anyway, so it really doesn't bother you one bit that you've put up an article on a person who doesn't make a living doing what he says he does? you don't mind misinforming your readers with this crap? how do i know he doesn't make a living? because there's no way, I know some real pros and it's really hard to make a living as a professional skateobarder. lot's of pro's still have too moonlite to make a living. only bonified top pros (ones with pro shoes) are actually making a livable wage off skateboarding and Doug is far from that. he's not even legit on a shop sponsor level, his career is literally a joke that get's it's only momentum from con'n uninformed people outside of skateboarding like you. and it's fantastic that you think he's a nice guy, but really what the fuck does that have to do with the topic of him being a legit pro? of course he's nice to you, he's con'n you...so can you explain why having such sensationalistic, misleading articles on your site shows any shred of integrity? and just to clear things up a bit, journalistic integrity doesn't apply to conversations on a messageboard. did you actually do any research on this? no you didn't. you got con'd and now for some strange reason, when you actually get feedback from people who live, sleep and eat skateboarding you somehow still think you have a clue. based on what? oh that's right, it's your preconcieved notion that anyone with an opinion that's different than you on the internet has to be a looser that lives in their parents basement.so please, if you want to take the time to write an article on something which you know nothing about, at least be open to comments and critisism from people who actually know what they are talking about and who actually care about the culture that you are unintensionally disrespecting with your fluff piece on Doug.if you want to know what professional skateboarding is really about, then check out epicly latered on www.vbs.tv for a taste(no porn this time, i swear). specifically check the Cardiel episodes. if at some point you don't go "wait, this doug guy's a kook he's nothing like these guys" then you have no business writing about professional skateboarding on any level.oh and how was your first meat spin? First time always burns the worst...Sleazy-------------- Original message -------------- From: "Carrie Lowery" <[email protected]> Dear Sleazy:I did post a link to the Slap forum in the interest of being fair, and since you have a forum there and readers were given access to it, I fail to see how anyone at that forum has not been given an opportunity to exercise their first amendment rights to use words like 'douchebag' and 'ball-licker". If 99% of the readers of my blog have little interest in juvenile banter and/or skateboarding in general and aren't interested enough to read the thread, I have no control over that. Despite the fact that your spelling is atrocious, I was considering posting your comment...but the "jizzmouth" thing kinda blew it for you. I would also like to point out that I haven't attacked anyone for being a skateboarder, only for being a mean-spirited jerk. Telling me I 'suck at life' and sending me porn links also does little to make me think that you have much 'journalistic integrity' yourself, so I find it hard to take your comments seriously.But you did take the time to comment, so I'm taking the time to respond personally. I'm not even going to lie to you and tell you I didn't find that slap thread amusing in parts, I'm just going to say that those sort of comments seem to suit the tenor of Slap better than they suit my blog.The whole point here is that if you can't act like a grownup, you don't get to hang around with the grownups. Have a nice day,Carrie Lowery[email protected]http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com
Not to toot my own horn but Dyrdek was NEVER on my level and never will be.
I aint got no love for you bitches.