Author Topic: most perverted thing you've done (Read 50475 times)

starvingrobot · « **Reply #30 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:52:13 PM »

i put an ice cube in my ex gf's ass. also, like the first week we were dating, we got hammered, i took her into her room and pulled her pants off and sat her down on the edge of her bed. i was eatin her pussy with a beer in my hand and i dont know how i thought of it, but i started rubbin the neck of the beer on her clit and stickin the beer tip in her pussy and would continue drinkin it. did that til the beer was gone. not really perverted, but fuckin sweet, nonetheless.

Albatross · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:15:14 PM »

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UN TIEMPO YO ESTAVA MIRANDO LA TELEVISION Y MI PRIMITO QUERIA USAR LA TELE Y YO LE DIJE QUE EL TIENE QUE PONER MI PENE EN SU BOCA PRIMERO Y LO ISO! SENTI GAY PARA UN MINUTO PERO FUE GRACIOSO!

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A TIME I ESTAVA LOOKING AT THE TELEVISION AND MY PRIMITO QUERIA TO USE THE TELEVISION AND I TOLD HIM THAT THE HAS TO PUT MY PENIS IN ITS FIRST MOUTH AND IT ISO! SENTI GAY FOR A MINUTE BUT WAS FUNNY!

Chris Brown · « **Reply #32 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:16:16 PM »

My penis would tingle everytime I hit Rihanna.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:17:29 PM »

Quote from: starvingrobot on March 12, 2009, 02:52:13 PM

i put an ice cube in my ex gf's ass. also, like the first week we were dating, we got hammered, i took her into her room and pulled her pants off and sat her down on the edge of her bed. i was eatin her pussy with a beer in my hand and i dont know how i thought of it, but i started rubbin the neck of the beer on her clit and stickin the beer tip in her pussy and would continue drinkin it. did that til the beer was gone. not really perverted, but fuckin sweet, nonetheless.

Ok, you've made it to daily gnar's.

starvingrobot · « **Reply #34 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:27:37 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on March 12, 2009, 03:17:29 PM

Quote from: starvingrobot on March 12, 2009, 02:52:13 PM
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i put an ice cube in my ex gf's ass. also, like the first week we were dating, we got hammered, i took her into her room and pulled her pants off and sat her down on the edge of her bed. i was eatin her pussy with a beer in my hand and i dont know how i thought of it, but i started rubbin the neck of the beer on her clit and stickin the beer tip in her pussy and would continue drinkin it. did that til the beer was gone. not really perverted, but fuckin sweet, nonetheless.
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Ok, you've made it to daily gnar's.

word up. you gotta share something so i can laugh my ass off.

skate_bored · « **Reply #35 on:** March 12, 2009, 04:38:18 PM »

the two that i can think of make me want to post under a fake account due to pure awkwardness. give me a few hours to get drunk and im sure they'll have both been posted.

kilgore. · « **Reply #36 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:15:00 PM »

i was drunk and tried to put the skin of my penis in an ATM machine.

anblue · « **Reply #37 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:24:02 PM »

one time me a friend an old girlfriend and her friend were in my room and wasted and my friend fell asleep and my old girlfriend and her friend gave me a double bj then i put my balls on my friends chest and he woke up sticky. i was drunk and really ashamed in the morning.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #38 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:26:12 PM »

Is licking a girls asshole perverted?

LesbianPUNCH · « **Reply #39 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:50:34 PM »

jacked off at work this afternoon.

umm, let's see here...I have many stories. one that comes to mind: I was dating this girl. We had just gotten out of a movie and we were in her car. she was all "so I kind of want you right now." so we boinked in the backseat, no wrapper, blood and guts style (she was on her period.) andywho, she drops me off at home and it's hella early (10:45) so I decide to go hit up some parties. so I hit up this party house, meet a fat girl who digs my presence, and she ends up sucking my period-blood covered dick in a closet on top of the kitty litter tray.

awesome. i guee that's not perverted...hmmm. I'll get back to you fools.

Hexagon · « **Reply #40 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:00:22 PM »

had sex with an amazon in roller skates
had an ex girlfriend do atm a few times, as well as c-pie her ass
a few others... but they bring about shame instead of hi fives, fuckin' guilt complex.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #41 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:16:50 PM »

If it's not illegal or you can see it online right now, then to me it's not perverted.

skate_bored · « **Reply #42 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:19:56 PM »

Quote from: LesbianPUNCH on March 12, 2009, 05:50:34 PM

jacked off at work this afternoon.

umm, let's see here...I have many stories. one that comes to mind: I was dating this girl. We had just gotten out of a movie and we were in her car. she was all "so I kind of want you right now." so we boinked in the backseat, no wrapper, blood and guts style (she was on her period.) andywho, she drops me off at home and it's hella early (10:45) so I decide to go hit up some parties. so I hit up this party house, meet a fat girl who digs my presence, and she ends up sucking my period-blood covered dick in a closet on top of the kitty litter tray.

awesome. i guee that's not perverted...hmmm. I'll get back to you fools.

holy. shit.

Boston. · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:35:46 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on March 12, 2009, 03:17:29 PM

Quote from: starvingrobot on March 12, 2009, 02:52:13 PM
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i put an ice cube in my ex gf's ass. also, like the first week we were dating, we got hammered, i took her into her room and pulled her pants off and sat her down on the edge of her bed. i was eatin her pussy with a beer in my hand and i dont know how i thought of it, but i started rubbin the neck of the beer on her clit and stickin the beer tip in her pussy and would continue drinkin it. did that til the beer was gone. not really perverted, but fuckin sweet, nonetheless.
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Ok, you've made it to daily gnar's.

this starvingrobot guy is killing it

i'm drawing a blank on the perverted things i've done. only a few things are coming to mind. one time i went up to vermont to do a demo with grimcity and a few others. we had to share the same bathroom in the place we were staying in and it had one of those removable shower heads. grim went in and took his shower, then i went in and jacked off on top of the shower head

it's not really perverted, but one time we were kind of having a contest to see who could hook up with this girl just for the hell of it. one kid fails and the next thing i know i'm making out with her while she's fingering herself. i ended up throwing up all over the side of her face

Pelican · « **Reply #44 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:10:57 PM »

i fingered a fat girl in some bushes and made my roommate smell my fingers

starvingrobot · « **Reply #45 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:42:38 PM »

okay, that same ex girl in this story as well. whenever we'd get a buzz goin in her apartment, she'd always pee with the bathroom door open. and i'd be walkin' by to grab a beer out of the fridge or something and she'd insist on me coming in. like "hey come here, i wanna ask you something." but it was never anything important. it's like she wanted me to be present to her pissin on the toilet and would kind of do it sexually. anyway, that excelled pretty quick, cause i was into it. it got to the point to where i would i put my hand under her while she took a piss. it was kind of an erotic rush. so i did that like every time she took a drunk piss and we'd fuck afterward. it got to the point to where when we were about to get in the shower together, i'd sit down on the toilet (naked) and she'd sit on top of me facing me, legs wrapped around and would just let it go. kinda fucked, but i was never really dirty about it, always washed my hands afterward or showered.

Lance · « **Reply #46 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:46:39 PM »

Quote from: starvingrobot on March 12, 2009, 08:42:38 PM

okay, that same ex girl in this story as well. whenever we'd get a buzz goin in her apartment, she'd always pee with the bathroom door open. and i'd be walkin' by to grab a beer out of the fridge or something and she'd insist on me coming in. like "hey come here, i wanna ask you something." but it was never anything important. it's like she wanted me to be present to her pissin on the toilet and would kind of do it sexually. anyway, that excelled pretty quick, cause i was into it. it got to the point to where i would i put my hand under her while she took a piss. it was kind of an erotic rush. so i did that like every time she took a drunk piss and we'd fuck afterward. it got to the point to where when we were about to get in the shower together, i'd sit down on the toilet (naked) and she'd sit on top of me facing me, legs wrapped around and would just let it go. kinda fucked, but i was never really dirty about it, always washed my hands afterward or showered.

damn dude you'd all just throw your hand up in the spicket of piss....oh man WTF

frisco · « **Reply #47 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:12:34 PM »

Nothing too bad, knowingly finishing when my gf got her period during a session

I cant compete with putting my hand in a girls piss stream or sucking from a beer bottle after its been in a girls ya-ya sisterhood

skate_bored · « **Reply #48 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:14:15 PM »

Quote from: starvingrobot on March 12, 2009, 08:42:38 PM

okay, that same ex girl in this story as well. whenever we'd get a buzz goin in her apartment, she'd always pee with the bathroom door open. and i'd be walkin' by to grab a beer out of the fridge or something and she'd insist on me coming in. like "hey come here, i wanna ask you something." but it was never anything important. it's like she wanted me to be present to her pissin on the toilet and would kind of do it sexually. anyway, that excelled pretty quick, cause i was into it. it got to the point to where i would i put my hand under her while she took a piss. it was kind of an erotic rush. so i did that like every time she took a drunk piss and we'd fuck afterward. it got to the point to where when we were about to get in the shower together, i'd sit down on the toilet (naked) and she'd sit on top of me facing me, legs wrapped around and would just let it go. kinda fucked, but i was never really dirty about it, always washed my hands afterward or showered.

Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.

skate_bored · « **Reply #49 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:16:22 PM »

im drunk here we go: once i tried the fucking a couch cushion thing. it didnt really work. edit: let me explain. i laid on my stomach on the couch and put my dick between the cushions thinking it might feel good to fuck. it was pointless.

another one:
my friend wanted to fuck my step sister and she was down. we were like 16. she had to sneak in my room late at night so our parents wouldnt hear. i sat in the closet and jacked off while i watched him lose his virginity to her....weird.

starvingrobot · « **Reply #50 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:19:48 PM »

haha FUCK dude!

odp · « **Reply #51 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:20:34 PM »

last night at work this girl started telling me about how she's going out friday and will wear heels and a skirt, so on and so forth. i made a face of shock. She later texted me asking what the face was about and i replied that i'd like to see her in heels and a skirt, not to mention the glasses that she's been wearing. She says something like "oh stop, i'm engaged....blah blah blah" About 20 mins later she texts me again asking if i think she's hot. I say yes. This cat and mouse game of texting continues from 10-1130. She told me how i was making her wet and what not. It was kinda fun. Then, around 1am when i'm in bed at home she texts me and tells me that she's just gotten out of the shower and is "relieving herself." She then texted me and said "im thinking about crawling under your covers from the bottom up, between your legs and teasing your thighs with my lips....." this continued, here are some high lights "i would taste and tug on the tip of your cock with my tounge and just when i thought you were going to beg me, i'd swallow you whole. I'd moan so you could feel the hot vibrations of my mouth on your cock and when i thought we were both wet enough i'd climb on top of your body and rub my clit all over the tip of your cock." "u grab my hips hard and slam your cock into me... my head flys back and i scream. u rock into me using my hips for leverage." "just as i'm about to go crazy u reach down and tease my clit while still fucking me. i start to moan and cry and a hot flood of cum rewards your cocks efforts." "i want to fuck so bad i'm slapping my clit" "we can't act on this because my fiance is sleeping on the couch..."

So, this was really better than porn. yep.

I've done crazier shit, this was just what came to mind first as it happened last night.

frisco · « **Reply #52 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:24:58 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on March 12, 2009, 09:16:22 PM

im drunk here we go: once i tried the fucking a couch cushion thing. it didnt really work. edit: let me explain. i laid on my stomach on the couch and put my dick between the cushions thinking it might feel good to fuck. it was pointless.

another one:
my friend wanted to fuck my step sister and she was down. we were like 16. she had to sneak in my room late at night so our parents wouldnt hear. i sat in the closet and jacked off while i watched him lose his virginity to her....weird.

haha wow, this takes the cake so far

pube tube · « **Reply #53 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:42:03 PM »

Some of these are just straight up epic. haha

brent · « **Reply #54 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:43:34 PM »

jesus you guys are freaks

the best i could think of are the times i jerked off to the enema of the state cd cover and the i spit on your grave movie box

ccc333 · « **Reply #55 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:56:55 PM »

nothing as epic as some of the others but i used to finger my ex gf on the couch with her parents eating dinner behind us.

Gest · « **Reply #56 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:01:20 PM »

Quote from: odp on March 12, 2009, 09:20:34 PM

last night at work this girl started telling me about how she's going out friday and will wear heels and a skirt, so on and so forth. i made a face of shock. She later texted me asking what the face was about and i replied that i'd like to see her in heels and a skirt, not to mention the glasses that she's been wearing. She says something like "oh stop, i'm engaged....blah blah blah" About 20 mins later she texts me again asking if i think she's hot. I say yes. This cat and mouse game of texting continues from 10-1130. She told me how i was making her wet and what not. It was kinda fun. Then, around 1am when i'm in bed at home she texts me and tells me that she's just gotten out of the shower and is "relieving herself." She then texted me and said "im thinking about crawling under your covers from the bottom up, between your legs and teasing your thighs with my lips....." this continued, here are some high lights "i would taste and tug on the tip of your cock with my tounge and just when i thought you were going to beg me, i'd swallow you whole. I'd moan so you could feel the hot vibrations of my mouth on your cock and when i thought we were both wet enough i'd climb on top of your body and rub my clit all over the tip of your cock." "u grab my hips hard and slam your cock into me... my head flys back and i scream. u rock into me using my hips for leverage." "just as i'm about to go crazy u reach down and tease my clit while still fucking me. i start to moan and cry and a hot flood of cum rewards your cocks efforts." "i want to fuck so bad i'm slapping my clit" "we can't act on this because my fiance is sleeping on the couch..."

So, this was really better than porn. yep.

I've done crazier shit, this was just what came to mind first as it happened last night.

it looks as if the sanch has made his return!!!

odp · « **Reply #57 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:09:55 PM »

Quote from: Gest on March 12, 2009, 10:01:20 PM

Quote from: odp on March 12, 2009, 09:20:34 PM
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last night at work this girl started telling me about how she's going out friday and will wear heels and a skirt, so on and so forth. i made a face of shock. She later texted me asking what the face was about and i replied that i'd like to see her in heels and a skirt, not to mention the glasses that she's been wearing. She says something like "oh stop, i'm engaged....blah blah blah" About 20 mins later she texts me again asking if i think she's hot. I say yes. This cat and mouse game of texting continues from 10-1130. She told me how i was making her wet and what not. It was kinda fun. Then, around 1am when i'm in bed at home she texts me and tells me that she's just gotten out of the shower and is "relieving herself." She then texted me and said "im thinking about crawling under your covers from the bottom up, between your legs and teasing your thighs with my lips....." this continued, here are some high lights "i would taste and tug on the tip of your cock with my tounge and just when i thought you were going to beg me, i'd swallow you whole. I'd moan so you could feel the hot vibrations of my mouth on your cock and when i thought we were both wet enough i'd climb on top of your body and rub my clit all over the tip of your cock." "u grab my hips hard and slam your cock into me... my head flys back and i scream. u rock into me using my hips for leverage." "just as i'm about to go crazy u reach down and tease my clit while still fucking me. i start to moan and cry and a hot flood of cum rewards your cocks efforts." "i want to fuck so bad i'm slapping my clit" "we can't act on this because my fiance is sleeping on the couch..."

So, this was really better than porn. yep.

I've done crazier shit, this was just what came to mind first as it happened last night.
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it looks as if the sanch has made his return!!!

nah, it's not sanch, it's the Old Dirty Pervert, hence ODP. I was here at under another user name for quite some time, but none the less I'm not Sanch.

odp · « **Reply #58 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:26:30 PM »

Quote from: ccc333 on March 12, 2009, 09:56:55 PM

nothing as epic as some of the others but i used to finger my ex gf on the couch with her parents eating dinner behind us.

shit i did when i was a kid doesn't even count!!! from 12-14 it's like a life saving hunt to jerk off anywhere possible.

I'd fucked my ex on the couch while my rents were wrapping xmas gifts in the kitchen. I fingered her while her dad was driving me home. Fuck, i fucked her in her grandmothers bed. Had her sit on a vibrating PS1 controller and a Sublime liquor bottle.

This was before the age of 16. I thought that it was appropriate to actually try the moves such as the angry dragon and rusty trombone.
I really felt that it was ok at the time.....

I've not had a relationship of this magnitude since, i'm soon to be 24....

Gest · « **Reply #59 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:40:31 PM »

sanch, the most perverted thing i did was i came on her face, and it got in her eye. that was like two years ago, i was 4 then. is that gnarly enough 4 u?

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