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Title: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: h00man on March 05, 2017, 01:37:29 PM
The Roast of Johan is tonight. His family flew in for the first time from Florida to see him in LA. What is this Roast of Johan? Must be a pro announcement. Thoughts?

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Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: straight on March 05, 2017, 01:54:06 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfFdZzSwYvw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfFdZzSwYvw#)
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Terry on March 05, 2017, 02:10:32 PM
Definitely going pro!!

I think it must be 6 months ago I saw a pre-order for his board.

One is a the normal WKND team board but instead of WKND it says Jo Jo.

The other has all those pairs of glasses that spell out Jo Jo!
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on March 05, 2017, 02:13:11 PM
Is this going to be at a bar or something?
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Post by: GinosGroceries on March 05, 2017, 04:04:20 PM
Id buy a board with his mugshot on it.
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Post by: deluxxxe on March 05, 2017, 05:53:32 PM
Skatetalk Live! (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/skatetalk#)
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 05, 2017, 07:09:49 PM
I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I want to stay up and watch it, but I am so tired and do not want to stay up until 11:30PM...

When he does, I plan on repeating that part in Taylor Caruso's part when Johan comes up and says" that's right bitch"...

Then I will buy the boards, one for the wall, and one to skate.


I pray for good news tomorrow...
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: DannyDee on March 05, 2017, 08:57:47 PM
Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
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Post by: sn00p on March 05, 2017, 09:48:04 PM
Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.

that was absolutely ruthless.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: beat! on March 05, 2017, 09:51:31 PM
Yea he's pro
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 05, 2017, 09:53:07 PM
Can't believe they didn't fly me out for this roast.
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Post by: ducky darnsworth on March 05, 2017, 09:58:51 PM
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Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on March 05, 2017, 10:01:30 PM
probably the greatest way to turn pro, ever. 

Wheatley and Skatetalk Bob had some of the best shit.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on March 05, 2017, 10:03:01 PM
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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
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that was absolutely ruthless.
Skate Talk Bob went so hard!
The Joke his ex made about tasting Koston's dick after kissing Johan was priceless
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: gingerlightning on March 05, 2017, 10:04:42 PM
If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money
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Post by: h00man on March 05, 2017, 10:06:01 PM
Fuck yeah gonna buy a johan board for sure
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: DannyDee on March 05, 2017, 10:16:56 PM
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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
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that was absolutely ruthless.
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Skate Talk Bob went so hard!
The Joke his ex made about tasting Koston's dick after kissing Johan was priceless
I hope the whole thing gets put up. Obviously, it had some very slow moments but some of it was gold. I missed the really harsh skate talk Bob joke due to lag, and just saw Johan pointing him off the stage. I heard the gay jokes and the liposuction one.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: pointandclick on March 05, 2017, 10:19:00 PM
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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
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that was absolutely ruthless.
what joke was this? i missed it
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: doomstation55 on March 05, 2017, 10:22:29 PM
If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money

plz don't give ETN any ideas
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on March 05, 2017, 10:22:36 PM
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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
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that was absolutely ruthless.
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what joke was this? i missed it


something along the lines of "Johan hops from sponsor to sponsor more than Daryl Angel hops from state to state trying to avoid his child"

Dudes in the background like Austyn looked visibly uncomfortable with the joke

Grant Yansura can even be heard shouting to the audience "we told him not to tell that joke!"
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Plop on March 05, 2017, 10:24:11 PM
live stream kinda sucked but damn Wheatley killed it!   ;D
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Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on March 05, 2017, 10:26:04 PM
live stream kinda sucked but damn Wheatley killed it!   ;D

haha my stream stopped right when Johan's ex started her roast, and started back up right when she sat down.

i heard the tail end of the Koston / Austyn joke tho. 
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Post by: DannyDee on March 05, 2017, 10:33:18 PM
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If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money
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plz don't give ETN any ideas
Wasn't this first done with the roast of Tim O'Connor by Adidas?
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on March 05, 2017, 11:52:17 PM
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live stream kinda sucked but damn Wheatley killed it!   ;D
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haha my stream stopped right when Johan's ex started her roast, and started back up right when she sat down.

i heard the tail end of the Koston / Austyn joke tho.  
I tried to watch it but, I was with friends and realized it was still going on just to get to the part when she starts to talk. Only heard the last 2 jokes Grant made, she got up and then I thought the whole thing went down and was bummed.

They said they'd put the roast up on one of their posts and I really want to hear what she said. Also, is this the ex that stained his sheets and got him roasted on his Skatetalk live interview?

*Edit

WKND posted this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRSaI0Kj_yW/?taken-by=w_k_n_d (https://www.instagram.com/p/BRSaI0Kj_yW/?taken-by=w_k_n_d)

Really digging the Jojo board
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Made In China on March 06, 2017, 12:02:16 AM
Hell yes I back this 100% also trying to hear that roast asap
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Post by: roscoemoore1 on March 06, 2017, 12:52:26 AM
yes! stoked for Johan. Anywhere we can watch the roast now its over?
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Post by: TheAmericanAntique on March 06, 2017, 05:18:59 AM
they said something about Thrasher putting it up.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Makaveli on March 06, 2017, 07:19:26 AM
Hell yeah, so deserved. Dude's been putting in work since waaaay back with Satori and Yellow.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: straight on March 06, 2017, 09:58:28 AM
wheatley was really good .. boosh looked straight mad/flustered when no one was laughing
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Post by: childhood on March 06, 2017, 10:56:03 AM
Clint Peterson looking like Steve Bannon


Overall that was a lot funnier than I was expecting
The feed cut out for me when Danny Montoya came up though, so I missed all of his Haiku
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Dark Knight on March 06, 2017, 11:02:23 AM
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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
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that was absolutely ruthless.
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what joke was this? i missed it

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something along the lines of "Johan hops from sponsor to sponsor more than Daryl Angel hops from state to state trying to avoid his child"

Dudes in the background like Austyn looked visibly uncomfortable with the joke

Grant Yansura can even be heard shouting to the audience "we told him not to tell that joke!"

Damn!  Hahaha
I need to see this.  That's fucking hardcore. 
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 06, 2017, 11:25:56 AM
If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money

Man.....can you imagine if they did one a Berrics roast roasting Steve and Eric? Roasts are so good when the person gets all heated and can't take jokes and knowing those guys, they'd be so god damn mad. I would even pay that god damn app to see that if it ever happened. 
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: DannyDee on March 06, 2017, 11:49:24 AM
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If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money
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Man.....can you imagine if they did one a Berrics roast roasting Steve and Eric? Roasts are so good when the person gets all heated and can't take jokes and knowing those guys, they'd be so god damn mad. I would even pay that god damn app to see that if it ever happened. 
Koston actually seems to take being made fun of fairly well from the clips I've seen. For example, when Jimmy Arrighi made fun of him at a worlds best premier. It seems like he reacts differently on camera than he does on Instagram. Berra would absolutely melt down in a priceless way, granted, he would probably never agree to it because of how roasted about Scientology he would get (has any celeb actually let themselves be roasted over that in public?).

The only people I remember not taking that type of stuff well is Shane O'neill (joke about leaving KOTR) and to a lesser extent Dill. I'm sure there are a bunch of others who take themselves too seriously, I'd love to see Greco's reactions to the jokes about him last night.   
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Putaslocas on March 06, 2017, 02:51:35 PM
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Repost confirmed
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: h00man on March 06, 2017, 03:25:23 PM
ask them to send nudes
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 06, 2017, 05:18:06 PM
THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Handsome B. Wonderful on March 06, 2017, 06:57:35 PM
I was there last night and, a few cringey moments notwithstanding (Alex Schmidt seems barely literate and Austyn should have hired a better ghostwriter for his material), people were killing it. Wheatley was the breakout star of the night, not only with material but with delivery. He was fucking ruthless. Skatetalk Bob was on fire as well, as was Jojo's ex-chick, who definitely held her own. Boosh was maybe the evening's most-hit target (aside from Jojo himself and maybe Sam McGuire and Clint Peterson), and he took it well and gave it back in spades.

Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: planman on March 06, 2017, 07:02:51 PM
Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?
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Post by: Fongstarr. on March 06, 2017, 08:16:06 PM
Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.
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That's a Greg Giraldo joke. He said that to Andy Dick in one of the Comedy Central Roasts.

Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Andrew on March 06, 2017, 10:44:04 PM
"...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than,"

damn!!!!

why they gotta go at my man strubing like that
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Handsome B. Wonderful on March 07, 2017, 10:15:40 PM
Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.

That's a Greg Giraldo joke. He said that to Andy Dick in one of the Comedy Central Roasts.


Shit. That's really disappointing. Now it makes me wonder if other people stole jokes. I was thinking that most of the roasters were a bit too funny.


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Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 08, 2017, 01:18:07 AM
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Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.
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That's a Greg Giraldo joke. He said that to Andy Dick in one of the Comedy Central Roasts.


Shit. That's really disappointing. Now it makes me wonder if other people stole jokes. I was thinking that most of the roasters were a bit too funny.


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If they didn't steal jokes they just stole the structure.   But I'll give it a pass as skaters aren't funny and it'll remind you of the good jokes since forgotten  

I heard a rumor Wheatley just had Neil Brennan stand in for him
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Mark Renton on March 08, 2017, 06:38:03 AM

Let's laugh at bob wootton

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Post by: Watson on March 08, 2017, 09:06:20 AM
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Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.
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That's a Greg Giraldo joke. He said that to Andy Dick in one of the Comedy Central Roasts.


Shit. That's really disappointing. Now it makes me wonder if other people stole jokes. I was thinking that most of the roasters were a bit too funny.



Actually it was Bob who stole the joke, not Boosh. Bob, you rascal!
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: doomstation55 on March 08, 2017, 09:16:18 AM

Let's laugh at bob wootton

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Is that Bert's brother or something because I know who Bert Wootton is and I'm pretty sure he's the only one. Bert. Yep. His name is Bert.
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Post by: Bread Harrity on March 08, 2017, 12:25:50 PM
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Let's laugh at bob wootton

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Is that Bert's brother or something because I know who Bert Wootton is and I'm pretty sure he's the only one. Bert. Yep. His name is Bert.

he goes by rob now because... (ro)bert  ::)

surprised that bert's not on wknd, as he was in all the old weekendtages and doesn't seem to have any sponsors... tho i'd rather see Alexis Sablone get a wnkd board (grant made a joke at the end about how they wanted to give Alexis a board instead of Johan)
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Post by: planman on March 08, 2017, 05:32:21 PM
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Let's laugh at bob wootton

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Is that Bert's brother or something because I know who Bert Wootton is and I'm pretty sure he's the only one. Bert. Yep. His name is Bert.
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he goes by rob now because... (ro)bert  ::)

surprised that bert's not on wknd, as he was in all the old weekendtages and doesn't seem to have any sponsors... tho i'd rather see Alexis Sablone get a wnkd board (grant made a joke at the end about how they wanted to give Alexis a board instead of Johan)
Would be sick, but for god-knows-what-reason she's not even fully on
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on March 08, 2017, 08:53:02 PM
Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?
Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 08, 2017, 09:00:36 PM
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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?
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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?

Would she be the only person from WHL with a board
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: GOKU on March 08, 2017, 09:54:46 PM
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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?
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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?
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Would she be the only person from WHL with a board

Fiske has a Fancy Lad pro model, if that counts haha
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Vert Reynolds on March 09, 2017, 12:52:06 AM
I'd definitely buy a Shevester Slabone Pro Model

I Luhhh dat Chick

WKND needs to step up and give this Lady a Model Bruhhh


on a side Note..Banana B from LE, Is selling Head Banana's, To wear on you head & there's different designs & styles for all Dawgs!! ARRFF, Arrrff #bananahammocks
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on March 09, 2017, 01:02:17 AM
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Let's laugh at bob wootton

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Is that Bert's brother or something because I know who Bert Wootton is and I'm pretty sure he's the only one. Bert. Yep. His name is Bert.
(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2014/10/03/bort_2.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg)
end of debate.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: jomeara1 on March 09, 2017, 03:59:42 PM
probably the greatest way to turn pro, ever. 
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on March 09, 2017, 11:19:25 PM
I just recalled the shit ( i think it was Wheatly or Boosh ) said about the guy who owns Rip N Dips company being so woman friendly. Also the crack about fucking more skaters than the Yary sisters but i cant remember who it was aimed at.
hopefully it will be reposted soon.
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Post by: Watson on March 10, 2017, 11:52:16 AM
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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?
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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?
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Would she be the only person from WHL with a board

Uhhhhhh PJ?

Does Selfish still exist?
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Post by: SodaJerk on March 10, 2017, 12:19:06 PM
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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?
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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?
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Would she be the only person from WHL with a board
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Uhhhhhh PJ?

Does Selfish still exist?
Nah, Shawn Powers smashed them against a wall.
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Post by: Statebird on March 10, 2017, 12:38:01 PM
damn I want to see this, guessing there's gonna be quite a bit edited out though :/
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Post by: Big Baby Jesus on March 10, 2017, 12:43:12 PM
I just recalled the shit ( i think it was Wheatly or Boosh ) said about the guy who owns Rip N Dips company being so woman friendly. Also the crack about fucking more skaters than the Yary sisters but i cant remember who it was aimed at.
hopefully it will be reposted soon.

Now knowing active Erica is a pro ho I wish I would have skated more as a youth so I could try and have my dick reach her vagina from the back. Sure that's no easy feat.
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Post by: Watson on March 10, 2017, 12:48:23 PM
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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?
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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?
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Would she be the only person from WHL with a board
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Uhhhhhh PJ?

Does Selfish still exist?
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Nah, Shawn Powers smashed them against a wall.

"Yo I'm gonna smash this fucking insect brand thing."
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Maggie on March 10, 2017, 01:14:58 PM
put this shit online or else
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Post by: lk130 on March 10, 2017, 03:54:16 PM
We've all roasted him upon seeing him
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Post by: DannyDee on March 10, 2017, 05:57:18 PM
I just recalled the shit ( i think it was Wheatly or Boosh ) said about the guy who owns Rip N Dips company being so woman friendly. Also the crack about fucking more skaters than the Yary sisters but i cant remember who it was aimed at.
hopefully it will be reposted soon.
Wheatley made a joke that only Johan has grabbed more skaters by the dick than the Yary sister's combined. Skate Talk Bob made a joke about Erica getting liposuction and the fat being put straight into Boosh.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Fenzadill on March 10, 2017, 05:59:16 PM
surely the ryan o connor joke was funnier than the way you worded it
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Post by: Grind King Rims on March 11, 2017, 03:11:16 AM
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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?
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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?
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Would she be the only person from WHL with a board
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Uhhhhhh PJ?

Does Selfish still exist?
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Nah, Shawn Powers smashed them against a wall.

My dude.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: Maggie on March 11, 2017, 05:28:07 AM
it's fucking Saturday where is the video
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 12, 2017, 11:18:10 AM
it's fucking Saturday where is the video

I need the video and I want those boards....
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on March 12, 2017, 11:24:01 AM
it's fucking Saturday Sunday where is the video
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Post by: suicidesexy on March 13, 2017, 10:57:31 AM
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I just recalled the shit ( i think it was Wheatly or Boosh ) said about the guy who owns Rip N Dips company being so woman friendly. Also the crack about fucking more skaters than the Yary sisters but i cant remember who it was aimed at.
hopefully it will be reposted soon.
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Now knowing active Erica is a pro ho I wish I would have skated more as a youth so I could try and have my dick reach her vagina from the back. Sure that's no easy feat.

Where can I find proof of this? This would be so satisfying to read.  Link me.
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Post by: Pappy Jones on March 13, 2017, 07:49:16 PM
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it's fucking Saturday Sunday Monday where is the video
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Post by: Vert Reynolds on March 14, 2017, 03:08:25 AM
Send Johan Nudez Asap or else !!!   We need the Roast Tape Nikkah
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Post by: pekkaaa on March 15, 2017, 02:57:13 AM
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it's fucking Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday where is the video
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Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: sharkbarf on March 15, 2017, 10:57:00 AM
They're editing out all the stuff that may be too offensive. Someone got their feelings hurt.
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Post by: art hellman on March 15, 2017, 11:04:06 AM
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on March 15, 2017, 04:56:16 PM
They're editing out all the stuff that may be too offensive. Someone got their feelings hurt.

They should've posted the whole raw thing. Maybe on Vimeo with a code
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Post by: sexualhelon on March 15, 2017, 06:06:59 PM
They're editing out all the stuff that may be too offensive. Someone got their feelings hurt.

Booooooooo
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: White Owl on March 15, 2017, 06:10:29 PM
They're editing out all the stuff that may be too offensive. Someone got their feelings hurt.

thats bullshit. it was perfect as is.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: DannyDee on March 15, 2017, 06:52:40 PM
They're editing out all the stuff that may be too offensive. Someone got their feelings hurt.
My guess is the Daryl Angel and Yary jokes are first to go. Fucking bullshit.
Title: Re: Johan Stuckey Pro?
Post by: REGS on March 18, 2017, 03:23:53 AM
WKND Roast of Johan Stuckey - Full Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ZKozPum0M#)
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Post by: Maggie on March 18, 2017, 10:53:56 AM
who is justin strubing
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on March 18, 2017, 10:58:27 AM
Did Johan get a chance to Roast Back?
Also, tempted to pick up his board, been waiting on that shit since I saw his Cosmic Vomit 2 part!
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Post by: Made In China on March 18, 2017, 12:28:00 PM
Damn they really went hard on him and some of his closest friends, that was hilarious. I think they did edit out that Daryl Angel joke though so I wonder what else got cut.
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Post by: Mystical Leader on March 18, 2017, 01:22:21 PM
That was hilarious. Bosch went hard and does anyone know about the pedofile allegations on clint peterson?
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on March 18, 2017, 01:30:13 PM
What was the Daryl Angel joke?
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on March 18, 2017, 02:01:09 PM
What was the Daryl Angel joke?

Not sure if my friend was pulling my leg but he said that Ishod was the only black guy skating tranny
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Post by: Makaveli on March 18, 2017, 03:44:08 PM
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What was the Daryl Angel joke?
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Not sure if my friend was pulling my leg but he said that Ishod was the only black guy skating tranny

Someone said it in here already, but the joke alleges that Daryl has an illegitimate child he abandoned.

Also the Clint thing is about him, like a 35 y/o man, hooking up with young 21 y/o hipster chicks.
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Post by: Maggie on March 18, 2017, 07:55:39 PM
yo someone explain the justin strubing joke to me i don't know who that faggot is
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Post by: Affirmative Axion on March 18, 2017, 08:13:29 PM
What was the Daryl Angel joke?

See below; fun fact: the mother of the child recently married Christian Maalouf.

something along the lines of "Johan hops from sponsor to sponsor more than Daryl Angel hops from state to state trying to avoid his child"

Dudes in the background like Austyn looked visibly uncomfortable with the joke

Grant Yansura can even be heard shouting to the audience "we told him not to tell that joke!"

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Post by: Zurg on March 18, 2017, 08:28:58 PM
why does weekday dad call me Shitty Smurph?
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Post by: DannyDee on March 18, 2017, 09:26:13 PM
What was the Daryl Angel joke?
Johan goes from sponsor to sponsor like Daryl Angel goes state to state avoiding his kid.
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Post by: AsianVegan on March 19, 2017, 02:20:10 AM
Pretty glad that call on the Yary sisters made the cut.
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 19, 2017, 02:26:44 AM
You misogynist pig.
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Post by: the canadian suit on March 19, 2017, 05:57:06 AM
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What was the Daryl Angel joke?
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See below; fun fact: the mother of the child recently married Christian Maalouf.

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something along the lines of "Johan hops from sponsor to sponsor more than Daryl Angel hops from state to state trying to avoid his child"

Dudes in the background like Austyn looked visibly uncomfortable with the joke

Grant Yansura can even be heard shouting to the audience "we told him not to tell that joke!"
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Nah, the mother of Daryl's son has a twin sister who recently married Maalouf. Goddamn you guys just spit out bullshit like it's fact!
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Post by: botefdunn on March 19, 2017, 12:42:14 PM
Is that thing at the end about getting their equipment stolen for real? It hit me right in the middle of feeling amused.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 19, 2017, 03:51:31 PM
Got his board at Holistic Skateshop. Very stoked that a shop around my area carries WKND. I DM'd Johan too, letting him know how stoked I was, and he got back to me immediately, thanking me. I am 26, and that sort of stuff keeps me going.
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Post by: sk84fun on March 19, 2017, 09:01:57 PM
This was a fun little watch. Wish it was longer. I sincerley miss skatetalk live when they used to have it weekly. All the episodes with johan were usually hilarious. Bob and boosh have a really funny chemistry.
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Post by: rocketofftopic on March 19, 2017, 11:59:07 PM
wish i could have seen the daryl angel bit. god i was crying during bob's part, half from the jokes half from that dude's laugh.. so good
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Post by: gsosa on March 20, 2017, 03:31:35 AM
wish i could have seen the daryl angel bit. god i was crying during bob's part, half from the jokes half from that dude's laugh.. so good
Hes not as funny as he thinks he is
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Post by: darkslideoftheforce on March 20, 2017, 04:08:14 AM
i lol'd hard all the way through
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Post by: TheAmericanAntique on March 20, 2017, 06:15:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ZKozPum0M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ZKozPum0M)

unedited version
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Post by: Watson on March 20, 2017, 09:51:28 AM
Bosch went hard

Count it?
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Post by: lk130 on March 20, 2017, 12:04:17 PM
Seriously his roast had me in tears of laughter - I hope no kid watches it, without a parent though because its rated R
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Post by: Makaveli on March 20, 2017, 01:54:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ZKozPum0M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ZKozPum0M)

unedited version

definitely edited
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Post by: Putaslocas on March 20, 2017, 05:59:29 PM
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wish i could have seen the daryl angel bit. god i was crying during bob's part, half from the jokes half from that dude's laugh.. so good
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Hes not as funny as he thinks he is

This sounds personal.
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Post by: daewonbong3000 on March 20, 2017, 06:37:45 PM
That was pretty funny! Before i watched it i read through this thread and thought Mark Wheatley. Then was surprised by some tall, handsome dude. Who is that dude?
 
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Post by: Plop on March 21, 2017, 12:03:22 AM
That was pretty funny! Before i watched it i read through this thread and thought Mark Wheatley. Then was surprised by some tall, handsome dude. Who is that dude?
 

lakai tm/filmer
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Post by: SodaJerk on March 21, 2017, 02:26:14 AM
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Bosch went hard
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Count it?
Yep
(https://i0.wp.com/www.geektown.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bedxqxea9fipm2qphpcj.jpg?fit=636%2C289)
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on March 21, 2017, 03:18:24 AM
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Bosch went hard
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Count it?
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Yep
(https://i0.wp.com/www.geektown.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bedxqxea9fipm2qphpcj.jpg?fit=636%2C289)
sure
(http://shimplypageimage.s3.amazonaws.com/47586/original.?1428577514)
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on March 21, 2017, 07:52:03 AM
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Bosch went hard
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Count it?
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Yep
(https://i0.wp.com/www.geektown.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bedxqxea9fipm2qphpcj.jpg?fit=636%2C289)
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sure
(http://shimplypageimage.s3.amazonaws.com/47586/original.?1428577514)
Yerp
(http://www.ezeframe.co.uk/skins/Desktop/media/hieronymusbosch.jpg)
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Post by: Senrud on March 21, 2017, 08:56:20 AM
That was great. The Tim O'Connor roast had some better zings but I'm stoked WKND did this. I did a roast battle a month ago and bombed so hard.
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Post by: Watson on March 21, 2017, 02:35:05 PM
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Bosch went hard
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Count it?
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Yep
(https://i0.wp.com/www.geektown.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bedxqxea9fipm2qphpcj.jpg?fit=636%2C289)
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sure
(http://shimplypageimage.s3.amazonaws.com/47586/original.?1428577514)
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Yerp
(http://www.ezeframe.co.uk/skins/Desktop/media/hieronymusbosch.jpg)


+1 for Hieronymus
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Post by: sk84fun on March 23, 2017, 09:04:08 AM
Just got a chance to watch the extended version which was way better than the thrasher edit. What was the whole thing about grant and jimi britches? I dont think i ever heard about that
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Post by: zeep zander on March 23, 2017, 09:17:08 PM
Just got a chance to watch the extended version which was way better than the thrasher edit. What was the whole thing about grant and jimi britches? I dont think i ever heard about that

i guess grant was fucking with him on insta and jimi took it a bit too serious. grant was at a vegan restaurant that, and i quote, was "FA territory" jimi grabbed grants food and a told him to get out, grant didn't, jimi picked him up by his shirt and threw him outside and fought him. maybe i'm missing some details but i thought that was pretty funny.
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Post by: sk84fun on March 23, 2017, 11:48:48 PM
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Just got a chance to watch the extended version which was way better than the thrasher edit. What was the whole thing about grant and jimi britches? I dont think i ever heard about that
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i guess grant was fucking with him on insta and jimi took it a bit too serious. grant was at a vegan restaurant that, and i quote, was "FA territory" jimi grabbed grants food and a told him to get out, grant didn't, jimi picked him up by his shirt and threw him outside and fought him. maybe i'm missing some details but i thought that was pretty funny.

Hahahaha damn i never heard about that. no wonder everyone was snappin on him about it. Thats classic. Cheers dood
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 24, 2017, 06:18:34 AM
Wait, now b(r)itches is sXe AND vegan? :D
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Post by: SodaJerk on March 24, 2017, 08:48:41 AM
Wait, now b(r)itches is sXe AND vegan? :D
Crossfit in 3,2...
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 24, 2017, 11:18:56 PM
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Wait, now b(r)itches is sXe AND vegan? :D
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Crossfit in 3,2...
hahahaha
I mean the 2 are usually synonymous with one another but there is no way that he's vegan with that much extra body weight.
And why would you have beef (pun intended) with other people eating a vegan restaurant? Shouldn't you be stoked that they're not contributing to the death of sentinent beings? Ok wait, my bad, this is b(r)itches we're talking about...
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Post by: StabMasterArson on March 24, 2017, 11:47:52 PM
Vegan No-Fly Zone
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Post by: Vert Reynolds on March 25, 2017, 12:30:35 AM
I mean Artie lange was an over weight Heroin addict, soooo Yah ;-)

Also,  Templeton is pushing Fighting weight & he's been Vegan for Eva.


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Wait, now b(r)itches is sXe AND vegan? :D
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Crossfit in 3,2...
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hahahaha
I mean the 2 are usually synonymous with one another but there is no way that he's vegan with that much extra body weight.
And why would you have beef (pun intended) with other people eating a vegan restaurant? Shouldn't you be stoked that they're not contributing to the death of sentinent beings? Ok wait, my bad, this is b(r)itches we're talking about...
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Post by: Fenzadill on March 25, 2017, 02:45:19 AM
wish i could have seen the daryl angel bit. god i was crying during bob's part, half from the jokes half from that dude's laugh.. so good

Very few people can pull off laughing at their own jokes in a performance setting, but if you can do it right it can add so much humor.  It's all confidence and wit bby, mostly confidence.  I don't know if these dude's rehearsed or if anything was ghost-written, but I did hear a few bits lifted from real comics which is kinda lame, but it coulda been an accident.  Just like Ned Holness' entire accidental career eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mexico eyyyyyyyyyyyy