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WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« on: April 09, 2020, 08:59:37 PM »
I think Sean Pablo would be an e-boy

Marc Johnson would go to trump rallies.

Louie Lopez would be in data entry.



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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2020, 09:00:34 PM »

e-boy for reference.
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2020, 11:05:49 PM »
Jamie Foy would be a plumber
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2020, 11:11:33 PM »
Neen would be a world class seafood chef
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2020, 11:19:14 PM »
Nyjah - fitness youtuber
Suciu - wall Street banker
Joslin - construction worker
Koston - retail manager
« Last Edit: April 09, 2020, 11:48:06 PM by Fernandito »
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2020, 11:20:03 PM »
I’ve been playing cod
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2020, 11:44:34 PM »
Probably unemployed with no education to fall back on.
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2020, 03:48:49 AM »
Jim T - working for a NGO

Gerwer - comedian

Cab - musician

Dressen - tattoo artist

Hosoi - drug dealer
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2020, 06:28:55 AM »
Quote from: Fernandito on April 09, 2020, 11:19:14 PM
Nyjah - fitness youtuber
Suciu - wall Street banker
Joslin - construction worker
Koston - retail manager

Suciu would be a high school literature teacher
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2020, 07:21:59 AM »
Suciu - Professor of Philosophy
Joslin - Construction Worker
Kenny Reed - Homeless
Crob - Intern on the Stern show / Jason Ellis show

Elissa -  Weed Dispensary Manager
Berra - Marketer for Scientology 
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2020, 07:50:09 AM »
Jah - club promoter

D Loy - rival club promoter

Andrew Reynolds - carni

Tony hawk - social worker
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2020, 02:27:37 PM »
Richie Jackson - an extra in a Pirate movie.
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2020, 02:52:36 PM »
Leticia Bufioni and Lizzie Armanto would have Pornhub channels and prolly make more than they do skating.
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2020, 03:02:42 PM »
Flipping burgers and dimes
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2020, 03:37:14 PM »
Lenny Rivas - Tagging, having a gun, gangbanging
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2020, 03:58:34 PM »
Biebel - guy that sells you roids at the gym
Neen - Life Coach
Shawn Powers - shoplifter
Antwuan Dixon - real life equivalent to Damon in Friday after next
Marc Johnson - Author
Wade Desarmo - Martial Arts world champion
Jordan Taylor - Actor
Dennis Busenitz - Worlds fastest man, also happens to be a carpenter
Oskar Rozenberg - child model
Gustav Tonneson - Break Dancer/B-Boy
Gonz - Outspoken Art Critic
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2020, 01:13:26 AM »
Isn’t  Rodney Mullen from a family of doctors? Could see him doing that or working on med tech now that he’s into computers.

I think Kelly comes from a family of dentists so maybe that.
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2020, 01:39:59 AM »
pretty sure we had that topic/thread already, but quarantine and shit seems to drive us all crazy and everyday seems like the last day
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2020, 02:39:34 AM »
cross dressing probably
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2020, 02:58:08 AM »
What if those damn "freestylers" Steve and Rodney were behind this all along?
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2020, 04:10:52 AM »
Quote from: HeapsCool on April 09, 2020, 08:59:37 PM
Marc Johnson would go to trump rallies

lol which side would he be on
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2020, 04:14:25 AM »
I always figured Smolik would be a music manager or a party promoter or even one of those guys who hands out the fliers after a rave
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2020, 04:19:41 AM »
I feel like Corey Duffel could have become like one of those skinny white dudes who tend to the giant coffee bean roasters in coffee shops, like a roaster technician like they never work the register
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2020, 08:12:03 AM »
Duffel - speech therapist
Neen - microwave chef/sample guy
Zwan Pablo - severely depressed gigolo
Crob - pet store, suspected of inappropriately touching the animals
Prawn - a lobster
Josh Steward - tumbleweed of flu, rolling about
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Re: WHAT WOULD SKATERS BE DOING IF THEY WERE NOT SKATING?
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2020, 08:55:15 AM »
I can see Penny being the kind of guy who's on social benefits but doing odd jobs here and there, some painting, some construction work, some driving and delivery, sometimes a bit shady. Never working too hard though, sleeps late every day and always enough money for weed and rounds of drinks at the pub for everyone. The kind of guy that makes you wonder, what am I doing wrong in life?
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