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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2490 on: December 18, 2021, 11:10:04 AM »
that was embarrassing even by BATB12 standards.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2491 on: December 18, 2021, 11:20:10 AM »
this felt way more offending than any nipple photoshop
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2492 on: December 18, 2021, 11:20:50 AM »
Most will die of old age before the final anyways. Why can they just host non-bracketed games of skate every weekend?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2493 on: December 18, 2021, 11:25:36 AM »
Damn Crob mention they finished this 2-3 weeks ago, and its just now getting uploaded

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2494 on: December 18, 2021, 11:27:41 AM »
Jesus christ, that was awful. Couldn't even finish this one.

I thought the dude with the bloody mary would be the most painfully unfunny dude this season, and I'm sad to say I had no clue what was coming.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2495 on: December 18, 2021, 11:53:17 AM »
Can’t believe how funny Crob is

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2496 on: December 18, 2021, 12:29:38 PM »
Damn Crob mention they finished this 2-3 weeks ago, and its just now getting uploaded

Berries can only afford to bring in their video editor once every 2 weeks. He gets paid in Cariuma shirts and 25% off coupons to Sizzler

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2497 on: December 18, 2021, 01:13:18 PM »
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Damn Crob mention they finished this 2-3 weeks ago, and its just now getting uploaded
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Berries can only afford to bring in their video editor once every 2 weeks. He gets paid in Cariuma shirts and 25% off coupons to Sizzler

How many trees do they plant for every shirt made?
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« Reply #2498 on: December 18, 2021, 01:18:25 PM »
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Damn Crob mention they finished this 2-3 weeks ago, and its just now getting uploaded
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2499 on: December 18, 2021, 02:27:54 PM »
Unpopular opinion- I thought Kelly vs Crob was amusing

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2500 on: December 18, 2021, 03:21:41 PM »
I never saw that clip of Chris Roberts switch flip manny at the courthouse.  Is that recent footage?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2501 on: December 18, 2021, 03:28:54 PM »
That was fucking tragic. crob…what a fucking fraud

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2502 on: December 18, 2021, 03:58:42 PM »
I usually like Crob and Kelly. This was fucking atrocious.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2503 on: December 18, 2021, 04:34:02 PM »
Man, Corn On The Crob.

The shtick has really worn thin.

Would’ve loved to have seen some effort?

Everyone knows he can skate.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2504 on: December 18, 2021, 04:35:05 PM »
That battle is the epitome of trying to be funny but fails horribly.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2505 on: December 18, 2021, 04:36:12 PM »
I guess I'm just now realizing that I'm confused as to how Crob still has a pro board? No way that shit is a hot seller, what kids are even aware of dude's existence in the year 2021? Did he witness some Crailtap higher-up run someone over 15 years ago?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2506 on: December 18, 2021, 04:36:16 PM »
So we all give up on this BATB? They had a good run since 2009 or whenever. This should’ve been filmed, with finals night, wrapped up and onto better things.

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« Reply #2507 on: December 18, 2021, 05:48:06 PM »
I guess I'm just now realizing that I'm confused as to how Crob still has a pro board? No way that shit is a hot seller, what kids are even aware of dude's existence in the year 2021? Did he witness some Crailtap higher-up run someone over 15 years ago?
His boards probably sell the most, because of nine club.
I enjoyed that game tbh
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2508 on: December 18, 2021, 05:58:58 PM »
The game would have been more palatable if there was an actual match happening tomorrow, or happened last weekend.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2509 on: December 18, 2021, 06:06:11 PM »
I grateful to see any new Mike Mo shit. It's such a bummer that he got hurt. He had the dopest style. I could watch that dude skate forever

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2510 on: December 18, 2021, 06:42:06 PM »
i actually like crob. but that was cringe.

the worst part was imho that he actually did some decent & hard tricks (especially in defense) like the nollie tre (barely but he did it) while the clowning on the basics (like the kickflip) and totally failing with the inbetweens. all with a pretty bad style.

he propably is actually out of shape and all, what would be forgivable, but the approach i mentioned above made it seem as if he tried to let it look like he didn´t even bother to try & to coolguy it while completely underestimating how bad he actually is, and that it is not actually because he is out of shape.

kelly looked solid af and it just seemed that a bit more practice would make everything pretty smooth and consistent pretty fast again. crob basically acted as if he thinks he looks like kelly did.
Crobs schtick has worn thin but i do like his interview style. He really needs to stop with the fucking switch flip manny already. It could be funny if other people brought it up but the jokes over.

I’ve always kinda liked kellys skating. He wasn’t my kind of skater but thought he had a solid style.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2511 on: December 19, 2021, 03:13:28 AM »
There was nothing wrong with that Kelly v Crob match I reckon. They were just hanging out having fun, probably went and had a nice lunch or dinner somewhere after, didn't push themselves too hard, just a good relaxing day with ya buddies.
Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2512 on: December 19, 2021, 06:03:15 AM »
There was nothing wrong with that Kelly v Crob match I reckon. They were just hanging out having fun, probably went and had a nice lunch or dinner somewhere after, didn't push themselves too hard, just a good relaxing day with ya buddies.
 

I like his whole shtick in for example the game versus Mike Mo, but it felt really forced in this one. Could be the editing but it felt off this time for some reason.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2513 on: December 19, 2021, 06:09:24 AM »
Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point

Lol. Eldee is definitely a human. He’s like a raider on horse back who’s kinda scared to do battle. Somehow he closes his eyes and swings his sword wildly and wakes up in a pile of dead orcs.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2514 on: December 19, 2021, 06:13:05 AM »
Prod vs Nigel

Anyone who expected this to be a legit match is a dope, was obviously set up to be a filler "funny" game. Match was fine, love Crob, but he did go a little overboard on the shtick.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2515 on: December 19, 2021, 06:53:03 AM »
Lol, you people acting like Chris Roberts is remotely amusing must have huffed too much paint at some point in your lives; that was so fucking painful to watch. Painfully long, painfully obnoxious, painfully unfunny. I knew this would suck but that was even cringier then I was prepared for, literally put me in a bad mood. Thanks Chris, your enthusiasm is cuntagious.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2516 on: December 19, 2021, 07:51:14 AM »
Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point

Idk but nothing will be better than Griffin vs Giger.

IMO regular games of SKATE are pretty damn boring to watch with the same tired old tricks, but these dudes can actually make it highly interesting.

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« Reply #2517 on: December 19, 2021, 08:04:18 AM »
I like Roberts he says things I fully agree with like thinking about others feelings and shit.

Putting others before yourself etc.

Idk the dude in real life but I feel like he is a good dude

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2518 on: December 19, 2021, 08:24:29 AM »
Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2519 on: December 19, 2021, 08:29:09 AM »
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