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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3300 on: May 30, 2022, 06:33:57 AM »
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Give Junior the job.
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if this shit goes mainstream im officially retiring from skate trends. old guy status reached.

I like these kids. I wanna send them some gear. I’m all out of korn patches tho

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3301 on: May 30, 2022, 09:35:56 AM »

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« Reply #3302 on: May 30, 2022, 09:37:26 AM »


Wow, was not expecting this to be a total wipeout. At least it was a "bonus" game.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3303 on: May 30, 2022, 10:46:10 AM »
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Sewas fakie 360 shuv was unforgivable
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why??
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some tricks are very easy if you practice them a little, but really hard if you don't.

there are some tricks most people don't practice at all because they aren't considered useful/legit.

if both of the above are true of a trick, it's considered dirty.

both of the above are true of fakie 360 pop shuv.

very awkward to just whip it out, but by no means a truly 'hard' trick. and have you ever seen one in an actual part? i really can't recall any. 

i'm just giving you the common definition here. i personally don't think a standard trick really counts as dirty, even if it is one that's very rarely seen in a particular stance (nollie varial heel for imstance).

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3304 on: May 30, 2022, 10:54:55 AM »
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Wow, was not expecting this to be a total wipeout. At least it was a "bonus" game.
What the hell happened there? Did Berra call them up at 2:00am ”Yo the park’s empty we need you to go film a match right now”. Kyonosuke was not up to the task that day that’s for sure.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3305 on: May 30, 2022, 01:54:22 PM »
The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe

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« Reply #3306 on: May 30, 2022, 02:59:15 PM »
The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe

It’s pretty bad… the berries itself is just the worst. Wow the phone really does auto correct the berrics into the berries.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3307 on: May 30, 2022, 03:27:42 PM »
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The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe
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It’s pretty bad… the berries itself is just the worst. Wow the phone really does auto correct the berrics into the berries.

rofl, it's like a stubborn dingleberry that you just can't seem to get unplastered from your taint.

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« Reply #3308 on: May 30, 2022, 04:49:32 PM »
3 out of 5 mins was blabbering in some form or another. Wonder if dude had to catch a flight and was like "just get someone down here, I've got 6 minutes before I gotta leave."

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3309 on: May 30, 2022, 05:53:43 PM »
The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe

Anything to stretch out the run time, last 30 seconds is dedicated to telling folks to download the Caffine app.

For perspective the finals from Season 1 was 4:12 even with the rules and post-win celebrations.
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« Reply #3310 on: May 30, 2022, 09:41:38 PM »

Damn, wtf happened? Kyonosuke is usually such a rad skater, he was really off his game today.  And why was the park so empty? Usually there's a decent audience when it's actual legit skaters (and not some gimmick like "influencers" or "legion of doom").

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3311 on: May 30, 2022, 09:50:27 PM »
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The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe
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Anything to stretch out the run time, last 30 seconds is dedicated to telling folks to download the Caffine app.

For perspective the finals from Season 1 was 4:12 even with the rules and post-win celebrations.

I skip all these parts and hope they see that in their YouTube statistics.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3312 on: May 31, 2022, 09:09:06 AM »
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Give Junior the job.
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if this shit goes mainstream im officially retiring from skate trends. old guy status reached.
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I like these kids. I wanna send them some gear. I’m all out of korn patches tho

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3313 on: June 01, 2022, 02:11:39 AM »
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Sewas fakie 360 shuv was unforgivable
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why??

Because it was fucking lame and disgusting.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3314 on: June 02, 2022, 01:03:48 PM »


Glad that Kyonosuke ist out he deserves better than this car crash of a competition

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3315 on: June 03, 2022, 02:47:34 AM »
Congrats to Kyonosuke for making it out of there.

Occasional grossness and somewhat generic flavour aside, Sewa’s flat ground is incredible.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3316 on: June 04, 2022, 08:38:46 AM »


Is snapping a board during a game NBD?
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« Reply #3317 on: June 04, 2022, 08:50:14 AM »
That one was pretty gud

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3318 on: June 04, 2022, 09:44:55 AM »
Zero must have shitty wood if you snap it all the way like that on a flat ground trick

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« Reply #3319 on: June 04, 2022, 10:00:57 AM »
Zero must have shitty wood if you snap it all the way like that on a flat ground trick

Zero uses BBS according to the woodshop thread so wood is fine. Cole is just a big dude I guess lol

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« Reply #3320 on: June 04, 2022, 10:39:33 AM »
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Zero must have shitty wood if you snap it all the way like that on a flat ground trick
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Zero uses BBS according to the woodshop thread so wood is fine. Cole is just a big dude I guess lol

You could hear that there was an issue with that one.

It’s got a higher pitched stomp sound.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3321 on: June 04, 2022, 08:34:05 PM »
I hate that I remember that Paul Shier broke a board in an early BATB and I believe someone else has too.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3322 on: June 04, 2022, 09:25:14 PM »
It was crazy to see Koston bail a nollie flip. That was like if Jordan front rimmed a dunk.

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« Reply #3323 on: June 05, 2022, 01:48:35 AM »
Really enjoyed that

Koston is koston. He's enjoyable to watch when just skating.

Cole might not look the best but is one of the best at flat ground ever

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3324 on: June 05, 2022, 02:28:14 AM »
Everytime I watch Chris Cole skate flatground, Im always surprised, how much I like his varial heels. I always forget about that, but goddamn, he has those so fucking good.

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« Reply #3325 on: June 05, 2022, 02:51:40 AM »
Seeing Chris Cole with a zero skull board makes me nostalgic

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« Reply #3326 on: June 05, 2022, 03:12:23 AM »
Crazy that those trousers Koston had on were Nike. I thought they looked nice until i saw the logo. As if nike dont have a stranglehold on enough markets they now wanna do comfy baggy trousers as well. fuck

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3327 on: June 05, 2022, 08:05:18 AM »
Finals this month!?


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #3328 on: June 05, 2022, 09:50:22 AM »
64 skaters is very big.  does that mean this is going to take over a year?

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« Reply #3329 on: June 05, 2022, 09:57:04 AM »
Crazy that those trousers Koston had on were Nike. I thought they looked nice until i saw the logo. As if nike dont have a stranglehold on enough markets they now wanna do comfy baggy trousers as well. fuck

if your view of a pair of pants changed once you saw the logo, you are the problem