My buddies and I used to get drunk and record shitty country songs on garage band using the stock loops. We called ourselves The D.U.I.s and sang about all the stereotypical country music topics like drinking, Nascar, pickup trucks, disrespecting our wives, deer hunting, ect. There was one loop that sounded like it was made to be a Kid Rock song so we wrote a Kid Rock diss song, except I was the only one who could come up with a full verse so it was just me on the track.
It was a bad song just like all of our others but I had a few slick bars. I don't remember them all, but my favorite one was something like "you can't fuck with me cuz my neck is red. Your career it's like Joe C, short and dead."
If my buddies still have it, I'll try to post it up for y'all.