NEW DOUG BROWN INTERVIEW......ON TV HAHA!!

[brazillionaire]

fast forward to 2:47 for the madness (A skaters christmas carol read by doug brown by the fire)

shit got me shivers

[Jupiter]

can more people please write reviews for his book on amazon?

http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

How can I explain all that Doug Brown has done for me? He's changed my life. Ten years ago, I was in a back alley, smoking meth, and Doug walked up, took the pipe from my hands and said, "I'll show you the way," then started doing handplants on the alley floor. And in the grace--the perfection--of his movements, I saw God for the first time in my life.

hahahahaha omg 

[Natty Bumpo]

As big of a tool Doug is, I can honestly say that I am jealous. He gets paid to skate, end of story. He obviously loves what he does, I'm not saying I'm into it, or am trying to legitamize his skating in anyway, but it goes back to the ancient argument of skating being an individulistic form of art, and he is certainly doing his own thing, and living his dream. Good for him. I wish someone would pay me to go skate everyday the way I want to skate.

[mandibleclaw]

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can more people please write reviews for his book on amazon?

http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

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How can I explain all that Doug Brown has done for me? He's changed my life. Ten years ago, I was in a back alley, smoking meth, and Doug walked up, took the pipe from my hands and said, "I'll show you the way," then started doing handplants on the alley floor. And in the grace--the perfection--of his movements, I saw God for the first time in my life.

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hahahahaha omg 

yeah, that was mine.  i was expecting a million other reviews to come after, but nobody followed me up.

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As big of a tool Doug is, I can honestly say that I am jealous. He gets paid to skate, end of story. He obviously loves what he does, I'm not saying I'm into it, or am trying to legitamize his skating in anyway, but it goes back to the ancient argument of skating being an individulistic form of art, and he is certainly doing his own thing, and living his dream. Good for him. I wish someone would pay me to go skate everyday the way I want to skate.

He gets paid to do birthday parties, he is more of a clown than professional skateboarder.

[nice weather]

christmas eve at the Brentfields, Doug's sisters family.

Howard Brentfield: "Hey Douglas, would you mind handing me some more mashed potatoes?"

Doug: "Sure thing Bob!"

Howard Brentfield: "it's Howard." eyes locked on Doug as he takes the bowl of mashed potatoes and puts some on his plate.

Quiet eating sounds.

Howard Brentfield: "So Douglas, you still doing that whole..umm..."skate" thing?"

Doug: "Yes Sir."

Howard: "Uh huh. So how's that going? Heard you landed a couple endorsement deals?"

Caroline Brown-Brentfield: whispering "Honey don't.."

Howard: "You know, the other day I saw this group of adolescent skaters right around the corner from city hall.."

Doug: "Oh" good for them!"

Howard: "please don't interrupt me." points fork with baby carrots on it at Doug

Caroline: "Honey.."

Howard: "I saw these kids, age 14-15 maybe, ridin' and jumpin' up and down the railings..."

Caroline: "Darling please.." tries touching Howards hand

Howard: "No no no!, let me finish please." "You see Douglas, I'm no expert by any means, but how come those kidsters were moving at such a pace while doing their tricks and looking so comfortable with it while you, well, you seem.. "

Caroline: "Howar..""

Howard: "will you PLEASE SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WOMAN!" throws napkin down

Doug: "Hey!"

Howard: "OH YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!" rises from his seat

Allison: "Why is daddy angry?" starts to cry

Howard: "YOU'RE A FUCK-ING LOSER DOUGLAS. YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY!"

Caroline: sobs "Howard please stop"

Howard: slaps her with the back of his hand and stands up. the room goes dead silent.

Doug: "Carrie are you okay? Howard what in the name has gotten in..."

Howard flips over table, catapulting Allison out of her seat. He grabs Caroline by the hair and throws her to the floor.

His shirt half untucked, he walks over to Doug and hits him in the face repeatedly with such force it becomes symmetrical.

outside a church group can be heard singing in the distance.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

how is this new though? looks like it was filmed in like 1996

His book "Beyond the board" came out in 2010. This is fresh, just like Doug Brown's approach to skateboarding.

[Magic Pizza]

^^^ Wisconsin public access TV probably has something do do with it looking like it's from the mid 90's.

I wish I could write a review but I don't think I've never bought anything on Amazon.

[sleepypancakes]

"I'm doug brown, and I'm here to skate."
"I caused a reaction, the photographers shifted over to me."

What a fucking douche.

[StarkyLove]

the  guy interviewing him is an ohio sports anchor. he has to be tired of interviewing losers.

[sky davis]

he got sponsored at the age of 28. turned pro at 28. he's a god

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can more people please write reviews for his book on amazon?

http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

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How can I explain all that Doug Brown has done for me? He's changed my life. Ten years ago, I was in a back alley, smoking meth, and Doug walked up, took the pipe from my hands and said, "I'll show you the way," then started doing handplants on the alley floor. And in the grace--the perfection--of his movements, I saw God for the first time in my life.

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hahahahaha omg 

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Can we start a SLAP book club with this book? Please?

yeah, that was mine.  i was expecting a million other reviews to come after, but nobody followed me up.

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Earlier in this thread I mentioned that I would
take some offensive Wu Tang and edit some Doug Brown footage to it.
Well I finally finished it. (minus the fart noises)

Behold:

Old Dirty Doogie

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How can I explain all that Doug Brown has done for me? He's changed my life. Ten years ago, I was in a back alley, smoking meth, and Doug walked up, took the pipe from my hands and said, "I'll show you the way," then started doing handplants on the alley floor. And in the grace--the perfection--of his movements, I saw God for the first time in my life.

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hahahahaha omg 

And this too.

I've collected his signature bubble gum, deodorant, helmet, Nicorette, abstinence ring, kitty litter, and KY jelly, so of course I was at the front of the line to buy his new book.

I feel a Joe's Shoe Box style Amazon reviewing is in order here.  Anyone down?