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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: my english is bad on December 31, 2018, 05:45:51 PM
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http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/12/31/jenkem-presents-2nd-annual-skateboarding-superlatives/
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Wish it was longer, laughed at the "Dont mind if I dont award".
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I fucking love Jenkem
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"Oldest man yelling at cloud" killed me
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Jason Jesse nazi picture was a nice touch!
Torey Pudwill got zinged twice. Does he make money? How does that work?
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Gilbert's and Andy's definitely got me
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Jason Jesse nazi picture was a nice touch!
Torey Pudwill got zinged twice. Does he make money? How does that work?
Glad they didn’t leave Jj off. But would’ve preferred if they discussed his contribution to the headwear world.
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
Seriously, does dude think that if he posts but not respond to the comments about him deleting the JJ thread for swag, that it will just magically disappear? We don't forget Jonesin for Genitals. And it's the internet there is literally no repercussions for being honest about that shit besides not getting anymore hush boxes of product.
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In the February issue of Thrasher, they have an awards page with a bunch of gems. Some of the same topics were mentioned as Jenkem such as Prods McRib collab and Pudwills Thank You Skateboard co.
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
Death threats towards you? Or towards 10/10? Is that all it takes to get a thread deleted? Don't let the terrorists find out, they'll death threat us out of existence.
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
Delete this post right now or else.
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
damn thats fucked up.
Note to self: if i end up creating a thread in efforts to fuck over nazis, dont post video/photos/info about myself to make it easy for them to find me and send death threats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VZbCRGOqLY
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
It feels harsh in hindsight, but why didn't you just say that the million other times before? Either way my bad man.
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
Elaborate or it didn't happen.
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
Send them one of your albums, and they'll bleed to death by the ear..boom,problem solved.
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
Kinda figured it was something like that. That's pretty fucked up. So are shitty fucking Nazis.
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
damn thats fucked up.
Note to self: if i end up creating a thread in efforts to fuck over nazis, dont post video/photos/info about myself to make it easy for them to find me and send death threats.
I thought the whole point of SLAP was to talk shit anonymously.
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
Then leave.
Also,if Genital got death threats surely Eraserheadfuckers got some too right? That video floated around and didn't do any favors.
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
don't kid yourself, you're part of the party too, and making your identity known is fine, but don't be surprised if some random from the internet tries some shady shit on you. its the fucking internet.
i think i remember eraser saying he got some threats cause of that video.
i don't know how i would really act if i was in genitals shoes but... if i was saying that i have been "burdened with a glorious purpose" after creating that thread, then i don't think id fold cause some dickhead who watched American history x a couple times sent me some idle threats from across the country.
that being said im sure theres a ton we don't know about the situation and advice is always better in hindsight.
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
also, i hate when cats have knowledge
(https://hopeswonderland.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/cat-in-glasses.jpg)
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I thought that cat was gripping a board for a second.
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I thought that cat was gripping a board for a second.
It isn't that smart
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
Finally someone has the nutsack to step up and address the dearth of kitty cats posting here on slap.
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
i dont owe you anything, boy
but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards
who do you think you are fooling
bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now
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Ah, that was almost coherent trolling...
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Ah, that was almost coherent trolling...
nice back pedal, douchebag
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Debate me, coward.
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
i dont owe you anything, boy
but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards
who do you think you are fooling
bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now
You should've seen how we treated Simon Woodstock
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
i dont owe you anything, boy
but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards
who do you think you are fooling
bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now
I’m genuinely curious if there are people currently pro who talk shit on slap about people. I would love to just picture Nyjah Huston reading the threads about him in, and posting about how great he is.
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
i dont owe you anything, boy
but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards
who do you think you are fooling
bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now
Thats real good there young fella.
Now you can have a deck depicting your favorite controversial article of clothing.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Ed-Roth-Skateboard-Driven-Jason-Jessee/273638627307?hash=item3fb62217eb:g:C2AAAOSwFXRbsk7Y:rk:25:pf:0
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
i dont owe you anything, boy
but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards
who do you think you are fooling
bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now
there's something about using the word boy as a threat that immediately makes me laugh and not be afraid of you. maybe it's because the image that springs to mind is a fat old racist chewing straw.
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.
its a real loser party up in here
Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
i dont owe you anything, boy
but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards
who do you think you are fooling
bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now
I’m genuinely curious if there are people currently pro who talk shit on slap about people. I would love to just picture Nyjah Huston reading the threads about him in, and posting about how great he is.
Guess which pro I am
oh perfect spot for GAY here to hit em with a pineapple bomb, but maybe now its ruined by my impatience.
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Scott Decenzo?
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Scott John Decenzo?
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Scott John DecenzoDiLorenzo?