well let me tell you guys about my monday morning,
i didnt sleep at home last night, so i wake up this morning and im like ah im going ot be late for work. so i go outside to start my car, its at the top of the driveway. the driveway is a steep ass hill. and at the bottom of the hill, the driveway ends and drops off into woods.
I started my car and started to inch backwards out of the driveway, and all of a sudden the wheels just start spinning. im like fuck fuck fuck.. car starts sliding forward down the driveway, at this point there is NOTHING i can do. its just sliding. I cut the wheel and pin it in hopes it would steer it towards these bushes. It slides into these bushes and comes to a stop sideways, about 1/4 down the hill. Im scared shitless. I got out of the car as slow as possible because the ass end of the car is still on the ice. I get out, and almost instantly fall right down. EVERYTHING was glazed with ice. I tried getting up but couldnt. So i start sliding down the hill, on my ass. And as i'm sliding i just look up at my car, and the back end starts sliding down. And it gained momentum and broke free. So IM sliding down on my ass and my car is running and sliding down right after me, I have never been more scared. And because of the way it broke free, it spun like a 540 right into some other bushes and came to a stop. I couldnt even attempt to get into it because it was impossible to walk up OR down the hill.
So right now my car is stuck halfway down the driveway in some bushes and I got stuck driving a maxima with altezzas to work today. SO i called into work, said i was going to be late... took my sweet as time, went to buy a coffee and grab some smokes. and i forgot my fuckign wallet. bummin.