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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9660 on: March 14, 2011, 02:06:46 PM »
At first i gave her the shadow of a doubt that it wouldn't be that bad... then she actually started talking. What a psycho bitch.
I watched some of her other videos, to make sure she wasn't a troll...I was wrong. This bitch is serious.

But I did lol'd at this

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9661 on: March 14, 2011, 03:28:19 PM »
Rolled ankle right at the end of the session >:(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9662 on: March 14, 2011, 03:31:39 PM »
Holy Shit, I waited patiently, then boom, she dropped it.  HAHAHAHAAHA, I suppose God had to make a super kick ass pen so he could write the bible. 
I may send her a postcard, since someone posted her address up there^

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At first i gave her the shadow of a doubt that it wouldn't be that bad... then she actually started talking. What a psycho bitch.
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I watched some of her other videos, to make sure she wasn't a troll...I was wrong. This bitch is serious.

But I did lol'd at this

I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9663 on: March 14, 2011, 04:26:30 PM »
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the akwardness of living with the girl you just broke up with.
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That sounds like a not-so-hilarious sitcom on CBS.
Or an episode of Jersey Shore minus all the partying and whatever else happens on there.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9664 on: March 15, 2011, 05:09:00 AM »
being home after 8 days in barcelona.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9665 on: March 15, 2011, 09:34:13 AM »
had some jalapenos last night and my anus has been burning something fierce all morning long.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9666 on: March 15, 2011, 09:59:35 AM »
this ex-misses just decided last night to take what has been a quiet, civilized, mutually understood separation, and flip it on its head to the point of throwing my shit around the house, and threatening physical violence to me.
and all cause I had admitted to looking at porn since we've broken up.
yikesbikes.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9667 on: March 15, 2011, 10:05:18 AM »
this ex-misses just decided last night to take what has been a quiet, civilized, mutually understood separation, and flip it on its head to the point of throwing my shit around the house, and threatening physical violence to me.
and all cause I had admitted to looking at porn since we've broken up.
yikesbikes.

there?s your fault!

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9668 on: March 15, 2011, 10:06:01 AM »
this ex-misses just decided last night to take what has been a quiet, civilized, mutually understood separation, and flip it on its head to the point of throwing my shit around the house, and threatening physical violence to me.
and all cause I had admitted to looking at porn since we've broken up.
yikesbikes.

wat!!!?

well just feel lucky that youve escaped this kind of torture, also... shes your ex - you dont have to have any contact with her unless you want to

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9669 on: March 15, 2011, 10:06:14 AM »
Got the day off from work. It's a sunny day. Time to get a full day in skating. So hyped.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9670 on: March 15, 2011, 10:08:24 AM »
Got the day off from work. It's a sunny day. Time to get a full day in skating. So hyped.

i think youre looking for the "things you are stoked on" thread

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9671 on: March 15, 2011, 10:11:41 AM »
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this ex-misses just decided last night to take what has been a quiet, civilized, mutually understood separation, and flip it on its head to the point of throwing my shit around the house, and threatening physical violence to me.
and all cause I had admitted to looking at porn since we've broken up.
yikesbikes.
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wat!!!?

well just feel lucky that youve escaped this kind of torture, also... shes your ex - you dont have to have any contact with her unless you want to

thats kinda difficult being that we live together still. leases suck.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9672 on: March 15, 2011, 10:12:57 AM »
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this ex-misses just decided last night to take what has been a quiet, civilized, mutually understood separation, and flip it on its head to the point of throwing my shit around the house, and threatening physical violence to me.
and all cause I had admitted to looking at porn since we've broken up.
yikesbikes.
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wat!!!?

well just feel lucky that youve escaped this kind of torture, also... shes your ex - you dont have to have any contact with her unless you want to
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thats kinda difficult being that we live together still. leases suck.

if you turn up the volume of the porn, you will hardly hear her.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9673 on: March 15, 2011, 10:13:41 AM »
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this ex-misses just decided last night to take what has been a quiet, civilized, mutually understood separation, and flip it on its head to the point of throwing my shit around the house, and threatening physical violence to me.
and all cause I had admitted to looking at porn since we've broken up.
yikesbikes.
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wat!!!?

well just feel lucky that youve escaped this kind of torture, also... shes your ex - you dont have to have any contact with her unless you want to
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thats kinda difficult being that we live together still. leases suck.

fuck, you shoulda mentioned that before, makes everything so much worse.

well cant wait till youre in a better living situation buddy

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9674 on: March 15, 2011, 10:14:31 AM »
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this ex-misses just decided last night to take what has been a quiet, civilized, mutually understood separation, and flip it on its head to the point of throwing my shit around the house, and threatening physical violence to me.
and all cause I had admitted to looking at porn since we've broken up.
yikesbikes.
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wat!!!?

well just feel lucky that youve escaped this kind of torture, also... shes your ex - you dont have to have any contact with her unless you want to
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thats kinda difficult being that we live together still. leases suck.
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if you turn up the volume of the porn, you will hardly hear her.

pretty sure you can get out of lease if you file a police report on her.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9675 on: March 15, 2011, 10:35:51 AM »

@420

When'd you make me your icon?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9676 on: March 16, 2011, 07:34:21 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364671/Shotgun-attack-High-Wycombe-Gang-shoots-boy-14-knees-doorstep.html

Kid got kneecapped in a surrounding town, which my brother lives in. I hate reading about this sort of shit. Someone got stabbed in the town centre on saturday too i think.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9677 on: March 16, 2011, 10:50:02 AM »
Fly was down at work while wearing buttonless boxers.  Pretty positive buddy in the stand next to me got a peek.  The three cute ladies I work with, boss included, may have as well.. and anyone else between the washroom and there.  Got sent home early because because there was "nothing to do".  God, I hope I don't get fired for being a grower not a shower.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9678 on: March 16, 2011, 02:19:55 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364671/Shotgun-attack-High-Wycombe-Gang-shoots-boy-14-knees-doorstep.html

Kid got kneecapped in a surrounding town, which my brother lives in. I hate reading about this sort of shit. Someone got stabbed in the town centre on saturday too i think.
Fuck, what is the best case scenario for recovering from that? I read on wikipedia that "Contrary to popular belief, the patella (knee cap) is usually not injured in these incidents; rather damage to soft tissues that include nerves and arteries is the primary target", but I'm not sure whether that is better or worse.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9679 on: March 16, 2011, 02:34:02 PM »
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this ex-misses just decided last night to take what has been a quiet, civilized, mutually understood separation, and flip it on its head to the point of throwing my shit around the house, and threatening physical violence to me.
and all cause I had admitted to looking at porn since we've broken up.
yikesbikes.
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wat!!!?

well just feel lucky that youve escaped this kind of torture, also... shes your ex - you dont have to have any contact with her unless you want to
[close]

thats kinda difficult being that we live together still. leases suck.
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if you turn up the volume of the porn, you will hardly hear her.
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pretty sure you can get out of lease if you file a police report on her.

maybe even just talk to your landlord and look for some sympathy. sometimes leases aren't as hard to get out of as they seem

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9680 on: March 16, 2011, 02:49:37 PM »
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364671/Shotgun-attack-High-Wycombe-Gang-shoots-boy-14-knees-doorstep.html

Kid got kneecapped in a surrounding town, which my brother lives in. I hate reading about this sort of shit. Someone got stabbed in the town centre on saturday too i think.
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Fuck, what is the best case scenario for recovering from that? I read on wikipedia that "Contrary to popular belief, the patella (knee cap) is usually not injured in these incidents; rather damage to soft tissues that include nerves and arteries is the primary target", but I'm not sure whether that is better or worse.

Really? wow. Well the impact of a shotgun is massive, especially at that range. The spread on each shot would have probably destroyed his knees. Someone told me he is getting them amputated, but i don't know the truth in that. Shit sucks, apparently he was a good footballer too.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9681 on: March 16, 2011, 03:30:44 PM »
Shook Patrick O'dell's hand today in the parking lot of a grocery store!

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9682 on: March 16, 2011, 04:06:02 PM »
Shook Patrick O'dell's hand today in the parking lot of a grocery store!
Patrick O'dell: (Oh great this kid is going to talk shit about this on the internet later) HELLO  :).

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9683 on: March 17, 2011, 01:30:24 PM »
After one fucking session.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9684 on: March 17, 2011, 01:55:29 PM »
What kind of board had the nerve to break on you day 1?
Show a pic of the other side.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9685 on: March 17, 2011, 02:00:10 PM »
It was a Krooked.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9686 on: March 17, 2011, 02:34:47 PM »
I googled STD testing centers, and now every time you open a youtube video or something like that, an ad for Local STD Screening comes up. God damnit.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9687 on: March 17, 2011, 02:55:57 PM »
Weather was really warm today, like mid 60s. I decide to go outside and kick the ball around with my brother and skate a little. You guys should have seen me breath. Winter has made me so out of shape. It's gonna take awhile to get back into things...

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9688 on: March 17, 2011, 03:10:31 PM »
I was hoping the forecast was wrong and that today wouldn't be as great as predicted. It's fucking beautiful skate weather. Thursdays are my full class days, it's midterms, and now it's supposed to rain every fucking day of spring break. Fuck you San Francisco, fuck you.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9689 on: March 17, 2011, 03:30:09 PM »
Beautiful weather and I feel like shit.