
If you took a spicy chiquita back to your lust den (aka mouldy basement apartment that smells like sour farts with tinfoil over the windows) and removed her pantaloons only to find some all over print panties of a picture of your face, you would:
a) Propose
b) Call the police
c) Cut a strategic hole in the crotch so you can look into your own eyes while you hit it from behind
d) Hide the panties when she's not looking and say they disappeared so you can wear them later while doing interpretive dance in the dark