Author Topic: I like my boards how I like my women  (Read 1617 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

No mongz

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 104
  • Rep: -6
  • Wait, what?
I like my boards how I like my women
« on: October 25, 2011, 06:28:52 PM »
Like em wide and tall
I skate a size 9 deck and its a bitch to find them really,
I've had this creature graham deck twice and its nice, I just want some variety

Besides 1031, anyone know a company that makes a 9?

LoserMachine

  • Guest
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2011, 07:56:39 PM »
Fat, Tall, Loose?
Nooooo thank you sir!
 8)

chockfullofthat

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4595
  • Rep: 176
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 08:41:01 AM »
made in china.

BlackEye77

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 704
  • Rep: -94
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2011, 09:06:54 PM »
A lot of companies do, they just don't sell well so they don't get stocked at most places? Do you have a decent local shop? Any core shop owner should be able to tell you what they can get. Thought I saw a 9" Anti-Hero recently.

Do you not like 1031? Their Bloodstains board is sick if you like 9's. Great boards, much better than NHS (Creature), they went to hell after they moved manufacturing overseas.

Cockfight makes bigger boards, search them on google, it's good stuff.

No mongz

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 104
  • Rep: -6
  • Wait, what?
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2011, 12:56:31 PM »
A lot of companies do, they just don't sell well so they don't get stocked at most places? Do you have a decent local shop? Any core shop owner should be able to tell you what they can get. Thought I saw a 9" Anti-Hero recently.

Do you not like 1031? Their Bloodstains board is sick if you like 9's. Great boards, much better than NHS (Creature), they went to hell after they moved manufacturing overseas.

Cockfight makes bigger boards, search them on google, it's good stuff.
I actually had a bloodstains deck. it just fell apart in like two weeks.
But I might just go for that cockfight old school 9

Just Green Enough

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1109
  • Rep: 30
  • ...but existing is basically all i do
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2011, 08:20:06 PM »
logan, you suck. stop skating such fat decks and start doing flip tricks.

oh, and LAND a handplant.
I am in fact, a homosexual like Brian Anderson

anblue

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1951
  • Rep: 81
  • You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucka
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2011, 08:43:30 PM »
logan, you suck. stop skating such fat decks and start doing flip tricks.

oh, and LAND a handplant.
Who the fuck spends more than $5 at taco bell?
Being liked on slap is the only award

ROCKxADIO420

  • Guest
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2011, 09:40:34 PM »
yah logan, you fucking idiot!

corn flakes

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 181
  • Rep: -15
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2011, 03:32:18 PM »
faggots

sophisto000

  • Guest
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 11:21:56 AM »
black label/emergency. 8.88s & 9s, 'bout to set me up an 8.88!

Mommy, Shane O'Neil stole the Butter

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 94
  • Rep: -34
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2012, 09:44:19 AM »
why the fuck would you not want to do flip tricks? Oh yeah, because you sucked at making them look good and realized that if you just cruise around and be artsy that you could appear better than you actually are! Brilliant!

No mongz

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 104
  • Rep: -6
  • Wait, what?
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2012, 06:33:12 PM »
Yeah because I clearly stated that I don't do flip tricks.
Let people do their own thing, And may you be struck by a dick

Rumpleforeskin

  • Guest
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2012, 07:37:21 PM »
Wtf.  You guys are dumb.

coffee cold

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 35
  • Rep: -4
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2012, 06:16:36 PM »
ok cool if you wanna ride a wide board, personally I like a 8.125 but to each his own, but why would you like women like that?

Mr.Hamfist

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 61
  • Rep: 7
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2012, 02:25:07 PM »
I like my coffee how i like my women, ground up  8)

Also isn't there a board for these types of questions...

No mongz

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 104
  • Rep: -6
  • Wait, what?
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2012, 04:36:38 PM »
Yeah. You're on it.


gsosa

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3248
  • Rep: 293
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2012, 06:29:14 PM »
I like my boards how I like my women...8.125



Hercules Rockefeller

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8374
  • Rep: -13
  • i`m a double-bacon-genius-burger.
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2012, 01:49:22 AM »
i like my boards how i like my women: hand crafted and self assembled.

_UniversalTruth_

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1283
  • Rep: 42
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2012, 07:41:47 AM »
I like my boards how I like my women, blank and cheap...
nah, just kidding
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

Hobochilli

  • Mods
  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2460
  • Rep: 293
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
    Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2012, 09:10:06 AM »
I like my boards as i like my women.
Worned and trashy.

MaryhillVibe

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1802
  • Rep: 151
  • gfm
    • www.mudozine.com avatar image
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2012, 04:51:07 PM »
I like my boards like I like my women, focused and made in Canada.

witty pseudonym

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1794
  • Rep: 42
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2012, 05:30:33 PM »
I was surprised to see no one went with the obvious "with 8 inches of hard wood" homosexual reference. 

Hercules Rockefeller

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8374
  • Rep: -13
  • i`m a double-bacon-genius-burger.
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2012, 07:24:21 AM »
i like my boards like i like my women, with 8 holes drilled in them.

MaryhillVibe

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1802
  • Rep: 151
  • gfm
    • www.mudozine.com avatar image
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2012, 04:22:03 PM »
i like my boards like i like my women, with 8 holes drilled in them.

mentally counts wimminz holes...8, huzzah!

chockfullofthat

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4595
  • Rep: 176
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2012, 07:43:03 AM »
Expand Quote
i like my boards like i like my women, with 8 holes drilled in them.
[close]

mentally counts wimminz holes...8, huzzah!

butt, mouth, ears, puss, nose.  7.  I hope you're not counting the belly button...that's only like a crater not a full on hole.  I wouldn't be worried if an earwig was crawling around my belly.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2012, 07:55:08 AM by chockfullofthat »

finknoos

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4471
  • Rep: -170
  • Typos here there and everywhere
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2012, 07:50:43 AM »
slightly used, with sandpaper on one side

ROCKxADIO420

  • Guest
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2012, 01:30:31 PM »
8 and a half and chinese

_UniversalTruth_

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1283
  • Rep: 42
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2012, 04:15:56 AM »
I like my boards how I like my women,
with nice curves and a good shape to do tricks on them.
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

Jack

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 12
  • Rep: -4
  • WabbaJack!
Re: I like my boards how I like my women
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2012, 01:01:04 PM »
logan, you suck. stop skating such fat decks and start doing flip tricks.

oh, and LAND a handplant.

I skate an 8.25 and i wreck shit at flatground. Don't gotta have a small board to flip it