Zach Allen pro for Baker

[MaXX_I-D]

Almost 3 pages on this thread and no mention that his mom is looking pretty fine? What’s happened to this place?

What’s her @?

[Cuban_Lynx]

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Almost 3 pages on this thread and no mention that his mom is looking pretty fine? What’s happened to this place?

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What’s her @?

Depends what you’re into. There’s a bunch of near nude pics and pics of Zach sprinkled in.

https://www.instagram.com/shalondozier/p/CXOe9dlJUmb/

[somefucker]

Who?

[nino brown]

the only good thing that came outta this is pics of his moms ass

[MexicanSpaniard]

I find it hard to believe people were asking for a pro model for him

[roomservice]

Undeserved

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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker.  If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.

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Deathwish has arguably objectively an even heavier roster.

[lk130]

If ure skater & need to bang sk8er mom u wilin'

[CanadianBacon]

Undeserved

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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker.  If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.

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Deathwish has arguably objectively an even heavier roster.

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No way.... Kader, T Funk, Rowan, Jacopo... Baker is better.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Undeserved

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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker.  If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.

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Deathwish has arguably objectively an even heavier roster.

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No way.... Kader, T Funk, Rowan, Jacopo... Baker is better.

Rowan’s highs is diminished by T Funks considerable lows.

Uncrossed was better than Baker 4 bc it was all killer no filler, while Bakers roster is a little flabby still and it made that video drag

[GardenSkater77]

Worst hill bomb ever in a video.

[Cuban_Lynx]

Worst hill bomb ever in a video.

Lol! Just realized I’ve never watched his whole Baker 4 part. That dude’s mouth is wide open the entire part.

[Noble Experiment]

Worst hill bomb ever in a video.

Nick Rix vibez

[KUberry]

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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.

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Nick Rix vibez

The entire clip looks like something from a Revive video

[Atiba Applebum]

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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.

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Nick Rix vibez

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The entire clip looks like something from a Revive video

But we have Gx1000 at home. 

GX1000 at home:

[Dark Knight]

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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.

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Lol! Just realized I’ve never watched his whole Baker 4 part. That dude’s mouth is wide open the entire part.

I know it’s a petty complaint, but that’s what I can’t stand about him.  Instead of “fake style” I feel he has exaggerated facial expressions.  Congrats to him though, I can see how he’s pro in this day and age.

[Style Police]

Congrats to him. Interested to see a new pro part.

[quackquack]

It's official, Zach Allen you are now my least favorite pro skater. Mazel Tov!

Come on, worse than that song dude, or cody dravis?

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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It's official, Zach Allen you are now my least favorite pro skater. Mazel Tov!

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Come on, worse than that song dude, or cody dravis?

Hey don’t do Daewon dirty like that

[BL0B]

Worst hill bomb ever in a video.

this reminds me of the TK bluntslide in Baker2g, holy shti that was terrible.

[jgonzalez]

His mom was already a pro model

[EXTRA SPICY]

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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker.  If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.

[close]

Deathwish has arguably objectively an even heavier roster.

[close]

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No way.... Kader, T Funk, Rowan, Jacopo... Baker is better.

[close]

Rowan’s highs is diminished by T Funks considerable lows.

Uncrossed was better than Baker 4 bc it was all killer no filler, while Bakers roster is a little flabby still and it made that video drag

The Funkhouse may be the flesh rendition of a Mike Judge character on and off the board, but the dude rips. Baker 4 was on a equal level to Uncrossed. Just straight shooting the facts here.

Also got to mention Tyson Peterson in the line up. Another bottle aging well in the stacked wrack.

[elbarto]

Undeserved

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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker.  If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.

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Deathwish has arguably objectively visibly an even heavier roster.

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[DCLOVE]

I wanna say I don’t get it but I do. Kids love skaters who do things they can do . Same reason Sean Pablo gets love . They have attainable skills. Plus they needed to push Zach as kaders faded has basically disassociated himself from his sponsors. It’s amazing Kader even showed up to the pro party seeing as he acts like he’s too good for his teammates now despite growing up with them. He kinda reminds me of young Olson at this point. He’s on the team but almost begrudgingly so. Except Alex was a jaded old soul and Kader is a spoiled brat who just rides around the west side in his shitty truck listening to young thug and texting Berner for more cookies mids

[somefucker]

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It's official, Zach Allen you are now my least favorite pro skater. Mazel Tov!

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Come on, worse than that song dude, or cody dravis?

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Hey don’t do Daewon Deff Chesapeake dirty like that

[shannamal]

Worst hill bomb ever in a video.

the trick itself is also awful.

this is a trick lifted straight from the homies part of your local shops video. gotta be. no way a now pro skater put this footage out.

[Mouth]

Yet another monument to his heinous suckage.

[IpathCats]

Almost 3 pages on this thread and no mention that his mom is looking pretty fine? What’s happened to this place?

.....Nah

[somefucker]

but really... who?

[el chino]

Poo tang clan's   old dirty assturd

[Atiba Applebum]

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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.

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the trick itself is also awful.

this is a trick lifted straight from the homies part of your local shops video. gotta be. no way a now pro skater put this footage out.

He is doing the stupid, sexy Flanders butt wiggle