Where do we start...
This guy called Rob frequents the local park, and i swear to god he must have some sort of mental disabilities. I can't even begin to describe what he looks like, so i've attached a video below my friend filmed on the sly. Such stories from him include:
.Being sponsored by JJB sports (a discount sports store, sells umbro etc)
.That he just watched people skating for 8 years before starting, which makes him better. He is 'Old Skool' because flips are gay
.He is going to open up a skateshop with a butchers inside it. Yes you read that right.
.He 'drew policeman blood' with a phone charger
.When he is pro he is going to make an advert where he '360 bonelesses a firepit' and shouts 'HEY KIDS, THATS HOW I ROLL'
.He tried to fight me over my own doughnut that i dropped on the floor, claiming he was going to eat that
.I once called him up as a prank claiming to be a girl and told him to come meet me, he said he was in scotland (i live by london), but to give him half an hour
.He told us he lost his virginity on the american exchange with the school. This story was very long and detailed. There is no american exchange.
.He has a protege who is about 10 years old and dresses just like him and also does one footed (other foot on the floor) primo crazy flips to jump on the board. I feel for the kid.
granted he can pop shuvit
On to trollboy. He is literally the scum of the nation, he has no input to society whatsoever.
.He got kicked out at 16 and the council gave him a flat. He has never had a job. He 'sorts draws', in other words he picks up ganj for little kid from dealers so they will bring him in.
.Because he spends all of his life at the skatepark drinking cider he can actually ride a skateboard, bmx, blades and scooter to an ok standard, but with the worst style you have ever seen
.I once called him gremlin and instead of getting angry he said, 'YOU DICKHEAD! Get it right its trollboy', yes he looks just like a troll
.He only had one girlfriend and that was because the girl wanted him to knockout this other local who punched the girl in the face for pushing him after he threw a wheel at her. Trollboy did nothing.
Hmm theres dirty danny who
.wears the same clothes for a month
.got bummed behind a supermarket
.smells of shit
I'll think of more later