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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2018, 12:54:44 PM »
This was the first week of the season that Khalil Mack didn’t have both a sack and a fumble recovery for the Bears. He didn’t have a tackle, he didn’t do anything.
How is that possible?
The Bears had a bye, that’s how.
The only thing that can stop the Khalil Mack express is his team actually not playing.
I feel sorry for any offense that lines up against him, this is gonna be such a fuck you season for him and like I said , defensive player of the year and hopefully Super Bowl champion and ideally Super Bowl MVP.

Gruden and the Raiders continue to go on exactly as expected, hopefully sucking worse next year (is that even possible?) and ultimately sucking even worse than that when they arrive to the giant bandwagon in Las Vegas for the 2020 season.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #61 on: October 15, 2018, 03:30:50 PM »
Seahawks bent the Raiders over and gave them a jolly good buggering for the London crowd to laugh at. Jesus, they are absolutely disgusting and pathetic. The amount of points they’ve surrendered in the first 6 games is staggering.

Chiefs Pats game was insane though, even when losing finally, KC is scary as fuck.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2018, 08:33:53 PM »
God fucking damn you Aaron Rodgers

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #63 on: October 16, 2018, 01:41:20 PM »

Chiefs Pats game was insane though, even when losing finally, KC is scary as fuck.

Well put. Tyreek Hill is like a goblin. He just materializes out of nowhere.
Also, Mahomes is way too calm... it almost creeps me out. Every time the camera pans to him on the sideline--no matter what's happening on the field--he's just staring off into the distance like he's waiting for his Uber. I guess having a professional athlete for a father might help put things into perspective.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #64 on: October 17, 2018, 05:15:13 AM »
Mahommes might be the goat.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #65 on: November 01, 2018, 08:05:29 PM »
Battle of the Bay blowout, even if the Niners don't win another game this season I'm still happy with this one in the win column

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #66 on: November 22, 2018, 01:56:28 PM »
almost every offense is doing that fake jet sweep thing. “copycat league” is right. I wonder how long it will take defenses to figure out the best way to counter it before the next offensive trend sweeps the league.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2018, 08:54:50 PM »
Cowboys had Brees warming the bench tonight.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #68 on: December 02, 2018, 01:24:59 AM »
well we just lost kareem hunt hopefully the  chiefs can manage

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2019, 01:13:46 PM »
what do you guys think of today’s matches??

I’m picking Colts and Seattle for the W.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2019, 01:51:24 PM »
I got both Texas teams winning their wildcard games

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2019, 04:17:32 PM »
I don’t understand why Houston threw it into the end zone on 4th down instead of just going for the first down before the half.  They still had like 1:30 on the clock and easily could’ve scored. Can’t make dumb mistakes like that in the playoffs. 
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2019, 02:48:23 PM »
almost every offense is doing that fake jet sweep thing. “copycat league” is right. I wonder how long it will take defenses to figure out the best way to counter it before the next offensive trend sweeps the league.
Remember when Miami won the AFC East because they built their entire offense around the Wildcat trend and then went right back to tanking the next year because defenses realized it's actually really fucking easy to defend against? Good times

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #73 on: January 07, 2019, 03:57:11 AM »
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almost every offense is doing that fake jet sweep thing. “copycat league” is right. I wonder how long it will take defenses to figure out the best way to counter it before the next offensive trend sweeps the league.
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Remember when Miami won the AFC East because they built their entire offense around the Wildcat trend and then went right back to tanking the next year because defenses realized it's actually really fucking easy to defend against? Good times

How bout that time nick saban quit on a sorry team then immediately builds Alabama as a powerhouse. Miami is a wild

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #74 on: January 07, 2019, 06:40:19 AM »
I don’t understand why Houston threw it into the end zone on 4th down instead of just going for the first down before the half.  They still had like 1:30 on the clock and easily could’ve scored. Can’t make dumb mistakes like that in the playoffs.

If Bill O’Brien is calling the plays, There will be a lot of bad play calling. And Deshaun, for how great he is, is always trying to punch it in versus maybe a checkdown pass.

And as much as i like Romeo Crennel, he should just hang it up. I have no idea how you have jj watt AND clowney, yet can’t put hardly any pressure on Luck. And don’t even get me started on that secondary.

O’Brien has an extension ‘til 2020, crennel said he expects to return in 2019. Sigh.


Edit: in all reality i fully expected the colts to win. They were red hot coming into the playoffs. But the Texans looked unprepared. They didn’t show up.
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #75 on: January 20, 2019, 03:32:56 PM »
Saints got robbed.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #76 on: January 20, 2019, 07:24:02 PM »
I will never watch football again. The chiefs lose to one touchdown in overtime that decides the game?!??! And tom brady gets the ball from  a cointoss?? Rules are fucking wack and this is why I have always rode a skateboard and not been into sports. Fucking waste of time.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2019, 07:50:23 PM »
Dog shit officiating as per usual

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #78 on: January 21, 2019, 05:04:13 AM »
That was a travesty....
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #79 on: January 21, 2019, 07:29:59 AM »
Saw that coming. Would have loved brees vs brady or goff vs mahomes, so of course i get neither. LGR
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2019, 08:01:25 AM »
LA doesn't deserve  good team, the saints got robbed, mahommes is the future and only people from new England and chads and brads like the pats.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2019, 08:33:56 AM »
LA doesn't deserve  good team, the saints got robbed, mahommes is the future and only people from new England and chads and brads like the pats.

Pretty spot on.

Still cant believe that no flag in the saints game.
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2019, 09:37:01 AM »
Patriots are so fucking lucky.  I know there’s a lot of coulda woulda shouldas in football but that offsides call towards the end of the game against KC was a call from god.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2019, 10:01:07 AM »
the roughing the passer call stood out as particularly egregious

and the saints were robbed, LA will get crushed in karmic recompense, i reckon

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #84 on: January 22, 2019, 11:05:53 AM »
KC will be back in the playoffs so i dont feel as bad for them, but this could have (probably was) Bree's last shot
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2019, 01:18:27 PM »
LA doesn't deserve  good team, the saints got robbed, mahommes is the future and only people from new England and chads and brads like the pats.

No one in LA even fucked with the Rams until they were a lock for the playoffs

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #86 on: January 23, 2019, 03:09:50 PM »
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LA doesn't deserve  good team, the saints got robbed, mahommes is the future and only people from new England and chads and brads like the pats.

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No one in LA even fucked with the Rams until they were a lock for the playoffs

If you’re from St. Louis, how pissed would you be that they’re in the super bowl only a few seasons removed from moving.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #87 on: January 23, 2019, 03:16:58 PM »
As a Saints hater I'll admit that they absolutely blew that call but as a Saints hater I'm also really happy that I got to see Brees blow it the exact same way Favre did in '09.

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #88 on: January 23, 2019, 04:56:50 PM »
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almost every offense is doing that fake jet sweep thing. “copycat league” is right. I wonder how long it will take defenses to figure out the best way to counter it before the next offensive trend sweeps the league.
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Remember when Miami won the AFC East because they built their entire offense around the Wildcat trend and then went right back to tanking the next year because defenses realized it's actually really fucking easy to defend against? Good times

the patriots got smoked by the wildcat in this game.



the rams better bring some trickery if they wanna win the super bowl.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #89 on: January 24, 2019, 08:41:29 AM »
"FUCK YEAH! PRO BOWL'S THIS WEEK!" - nobody besides maybe Joe Buck
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD