I managed to keep a relationship going the past two months, but it just ended a couple days ago, and so last night I made an insta, solely so I could use their messaging system to stay up all night drunkenly sexting with this girl I used to hook up with, but no longer have her actual phone number.
Anyway, it's almost 5:30 a.m. here, I've drank a crazy amount of gin these last 12 hours, and I am absolutely not going into work today.