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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: apport on February 09, 2023, 04:44:54 PM
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best:
skypager
memory screen
useless wooden toys
worst:
like any tws video from 2005 on
so bad it's good:
theatrix
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Best and worst: Bag Of Suck
Worst: You Deserve It
Best: Thrasher 911 Emergency
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I’m not sure which category Debbie Does Blockhead belongs in
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Barbarians at the gate is the best
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Best: This Is Skateboarding, Is This Skateboarding?
So bad it took years off my life: Sender Bender
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Best- Welcome to Hell
Worst- any primitive video. Like what fucking corporate branding dipshit comes up with those? DEFINE. Define what, fuckers? That’s so stupid.
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One Step Beyond is so corny
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best: flip - sorry., flip - really sorry., ian reid - sex, hood, skate & videotape
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I know you covered it with your tws category but naming your video Right Foot Forward because it was all goofy skaters is unforgivable
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Best: “Rubbish Heap”
Worst: “Lick”
You Can’t Do That Anymore, But That Shit Is Brilliant: “Fucktards”
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Best: Beers bowls and barneys
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Def. my altime favorite:
New Deal - Useless Wooden Toys
H-Street - Hokus Pokus
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Best: Get tricks or die tryin'
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Best: Mixtape
Worst: 🤷🏽♂️
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Ride the sky. Best and worst.
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Best: 7 year glitch + 2nd to none
Worst: Zeitgeist
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horny mom busts a phat tre flip is pretty beast
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photosynthesis, as a name, is pretty bad
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I was going to say what the heck is a Menikmati but I asked google and it means "enjoy" in Indonesian. I probably knew that back in the day but had since forgotten. I wonder why it was named that.
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Best: Eastern Exposure 3/Art Bars/Solo Jazz/We Blew It At Some Point
Worst: I don't know what it is but I get intensely angry whenever a video is put out and the title is some weird very long inside joke. Usually a solo part on Thrasher. It's always like "Chancey Chance and the Subaru Bursa Sack" or "Kicking It On The Hockledoodle Downtown". I can feel the rage in my bones.
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Best: Jump Off A Building
Worst: Feed The Need
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Blurst: I like it here inside my mind don't wake me this time.
Instantly cringe
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Blurst: I like it here inside my mind don't wake me this time.
Instantly cringe
handy with shovels song fucking slaps though
best/worst - fucktards
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Best - the chocolate tour video, where’s my money Chico?, cash money vagrant, baker has a deathwish, Gnar Gnar, yeah right!, right here for Pablo, cheese and crackers, jump off a building along with most toy machine titles, I also like a lot of strobecks titles
Worst: fully flared, propeller, opinion, superfuture, true, shrimp blunt, this is skateboarding, zeitgeist, fresh till death, tweak the beef
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wish enjoi would've kept the original name 'box of fuck' but 'bag of suck' is a definite contender for best second choice
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The Search for Animal Chin
Live from Antarctica
Minority Report
Tent City
Shit
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Best:
Suffer the Joy
Mosaic
Solo Jazz
Modus Operandi
Worst:
This is my Element
Battalion
CSFU
Nora Another Transworld Video
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I was always thought Get Tricks or Die Tryin’ was a great name
Plan B True has to be the most bland and uninspired name ever
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destroying America
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Cash Money Vagrant
Worst: Dying to Live
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Worst is: Ride the Sky
Because when you're talking about it, you are heard as saying: "Ride this Guy"
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Plan B True has to be the most bland and uninspired name ever
Code is also lame AF. They’re competing with Primitive for most corporate sounding video title
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Fulfill the Dream is pretty good
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For great ones: I like "Ban This", considering the time when it was released when there was a hysteria (especially in the US) to ban street skateboarding. Also like Public Domain. UWT definitely a good one, as is Rubbish Heap.
Welcome to Hell, Jump off A Building and Misled Youth all sound rad.
Skypager is def. great. At least not being from US it was like what the hell is Skypager, just sounds cool.
Always liked Real to Reel a lot. And Fucktards of course and Cash Money Vagrant. Chomp on this! is fun...
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Sometimes the name's only as good as the company
"Mind field" is not that great on its own. Could be a Darkstar video
But it's AWS so it rules
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Best: First Love
Worst: Purple
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I thought Pretty Sweet was clever. Since girls are pretty and chocolate is sweet.
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Away Days sounds so fucking stupid.
Purple isn’t any better either.
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"True" combined with the plan b logo to spell out "B true" was pretty bad
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Best Shackle Me Not.
Worst Rodney Vs Daewon. So many Mullen fans got their heart pieces smash in by people like me in skate shops all over the world.
You think Rodney won that shit? What are you a fucking NARC or some shit? Get the fuck outa here cop.
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any video ty evans named is the worst. "the flat earth" and "we are blood" are the correct answers.
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worst:baker 4
best:baker 3
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not the worst but the title misled youth makes me cringe
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Worst is: Ride the Sky
Because when you're talking about it, you are heard as saying: "Ride this Guy"
Toniiiiiiight ride this guuuuy
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Deathwish: uncrossed. That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers
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Best: they don’t give a fuck about us! (Tons of runners-up)
Worst : Gareth Stehr's Go-Go Toe Jam (tons of runners up as well)
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Blood Wizard vids always tend to have good titles
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Zero’s “Cold War” I always thought was a little ridiculous of a title
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I thought Pretty Sweet was clever. Since girls are pretty and chocolate is sweet.
Some girls aren’t and dark chocolate isn’t sweet
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(https://i.ibb.co/vhZ5T0J/Solo-Jazz.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
From whence the Solo Jazz name is derived.
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I thought Pretty Sweet was clever. Since girls are pretty and chocolate is sweet.
You thought that was clever?!
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Deathwish: uncrossed. That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers
I just thought it had to do with their logo being a cross thing
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Deathwish: uncrossed. That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers
Their logo and name are straight stolen/inspired from the movie Death Wish.
Even still, “uncrossed” doesn’t mean anything unless it’s your arms or fingers.
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Deathwish: uncrossed. That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers
Their logo and name are straight stolen/inspired from the movie Death Wish.
Even still, “uncrossed” doesn’t mean anything unless it’s your arms or fingers.
I didn’t know about this video until this thread and now I am also bothered by the stupidity of its title.
Best: Listen
Worst: Pretty Sweet, Be Free
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Best: they don’t give a fuck about us! (Tons of runners-up)
Worst : Gareth Stehr's Go-Go Toe Jam (tons of runners up as well)
This, but the other way around.
I also liked Big Brother’s “Number Two”
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Deathwish: uncrossed. That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers
never gave this one much thought but yeah this is annoyingly terrible, hopefully they call the sequel “double crossed” to make up for it
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I always liked Foundation’s video titles. I don’t think I ever understood the significance of them but they sounded cool. Tentacles of Destruction. Barbarians at the Gate.
Worst: It’s been said enough times already but yeah TWS videos cringe me out. First Love. In Bloom. Right Foot Forward. Corny, on-the-nose bullshit
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Best: they don’t give a fuck about us! (Tons of runners-up)
Worst : Gareth Stehr's Go-Go Toe Jam (tons of runners up as well)
This, but the other way around.
I also liked Big Brother’s “Number Two”
How dare you
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Best- Welcome to Hell
Worst- any primitive video. Like what fucking corporate branding dipshit comes up with those? DEFINE. Define what, fuckers? That’s so stupid.
Might have to question about your opinion on the worst name
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'Cow' is very nice. And it's such a beautiful illustration of a cow and I love that yellow colour.
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Worst: It’s been said enough times already but yeah TWS videos cringe me out. First Love. In Bloom. Right Foot Forward. Corny, on-the-nose bullshit
I actually hadn't noticed how many of my least favorite video names are transworld videos. Outliers, the reason, the sixth sense, perpetual motion, are you alright? and free your mind are all bad. Let's do this, a time to shine and riddles in mathematics particularly stand out to me. I think sight unseen is a pretty dumb name. I both hate and love the name Not Another Transworld Video.
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Fucktards has aged really badly
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Footage (G&S) is the correct answer in both ways.
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United By Fate is pretty bad
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Glam Boys On Wheels
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Foundation's WTF!
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Few Honorable mentions
Giant spider skates to rave on weed laced with pcp
Fully flaccid
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I like Gumbo and Life of Leisure.
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transworld - riddles in mathematics
worst for me.
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I always loved 20 Shot Sequence as a title for whatever reason
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I thought Pretty Sweet was clever. Since girls are pretty and chocolate is sweet.
You thought that was clever?!
Well yeah because both terms are relevant to the two parties involved and a lot of the tricks in the video were pretty sweet. I doubt you could come up with anything better