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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #120 on: November 18, 2010, 05:44:50 AM »

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This bitch is ugly as hell! She even looks worse than Lady Gaga!
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Take the brunette out and imagine how glorious plowing into this would be.



All I can say is: Yes, please!

take what small comfort there may be left
seize what you love and damn all the rest

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #121 on: November 18, 2010, 04:27:12 PM »
Someone should take the $ from ke$ha and give it back to Too $hort.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #122 on: November 18, 2010, 04:37:40 PM »
yo landi vi$$er is better

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #123 on: November 18, 2010, 05:16:50 PM »
Curren$y deserves the money sign. he tops all 3!

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #124 on: November 18, 2010, 09:12:00 PM »

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #125 on: November 20, 2010, 01:48:41 AM »
*bump*

both this tread and her ugly skanky ass!

"lifestyle scorpion dude..."

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #126 on: November 20, 2010, 03:13:46 AM »
boosh hit this, true story.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #127 on: November 20, 2010, 07:32:23 AM »
boosh hit this, true story.
Not true from what I heard. But when I was in LA, me and Boo$h did go to a party at Ke$ha's hotel. They kept the bar open so we juiced the open tab, then we went to her room and she had a bunch of free booze so we took all that booze onto the roof and while Boosh talked to Kesha's friend, and Kesha was making out with some raw douche, and so as the only person left over I got entertained by stories of heroin buying by Mickey Avalon's DJ. Then I threw a glass off the roof and Kesha's friend got mad at me.

Then the party ended when Kesha went to go fuck the douch and on the way out I tried to take the bottle of Grey Goose and the bottle of Jack Daniels that I'm sure were complimentary to the room. Kesha's friend stopped me and we got into a calm conversation if it really mattered if I took the booze because Kesha could just get more by asking. In the end I relinquished the alcohol and went to the bathroom and stole the complimentary minty dental floss.

I still have that floss. And sometimes I rub it on my genitals in memory of that night.

This is the midget douchey fuck on the left I had to listen to all night talk about heroin:



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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #128 on: November 20, 2010, 07:42:44 AM »
You hung out with Adam Dyet?

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #129 on: November 20, 2010, 09:45:56 AM »
i would rather die than to live in LA
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #130 on: November 20, 2010, 02:54:35 PM »
her voice makes me want to take a shit on my dog

haha what?  ;D

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #131 on: March 15, 2011, 05:10:04 PM »
Round 2













Momma Ke$h holdin shit down

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #132 on: March 15, 2011, 05:16:18 PM »
Saw those on TMZ, chick is seriously gross, like i wouldn't even hit it drunk gross.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #133 on: March 15, 2011, 05:17:34 PM »
Round 2



Momma Ke$h holdin shit down
Would not smash

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #134 on: March 15, 2011, 05:54:54 PM »
I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #135 on: March 15, 2011, 06:05:59 PM »
I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
but what if you pissed gasoline?

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #136 on: March 15, 2011, 06:32:27 PM »
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I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
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but what if you pissed gasoline?
that would sting lol
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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #137 on: March 15, 2011, 06:49:02 PM »
She's got the body of Kirstie Alley.
Adam Dyet is the black jellybean of skateboarding.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #138 on: March 15, 2011, 07:02:11 PM »
I definitely wouldnt bang her.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2011, 07:15:45 PM »
free max b
Dont free Max B, he robbed and killed someone.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2011, 07:26:47 PM »
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free max b
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Dont free Max B, he robbed and killed someone.
NIGGA, MAX B IS THE WAVIEST!!!
it's not fantasizing if it really happened.  your gay as fuck for even thinkin about them havin sex u fagit

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #141 on: March 15, 2011, 07:32:21 PM »
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free max b
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Dont free Max B, he robbed and killed someone.
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NIGGA, MAX B IS THE WAVIEST!!!

no, lil Thug boy and Big Boss are the one's that need to be free'd.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #142 on: March 15, 2011, 07:54:59 PM »
Kesha is past the point of no return. If someone dropped a porn tape about her, nobody would even give a shit. RIP.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #143 on: March 15, 2011, 08:12:30 PM »
nah actually I would love that
sanch dont be mad because your wife used to clean my mansion

and................... your still a mark!!!!!

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #144 on: March 15, 2011, 10:53:15 PM »
Ke$ha is really sturdy looking.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #145 on: March 15, 2011, 11:05:20 PM »
Ke$ha is really sturdy looking.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #146 on: March 15, 2011, 11:36:03 PM »
Ke$ha is really sturdy looking.

That's what I was thinking, no so much fat, but more broad and filled in. Still gross though.

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #147 on: March 16, 2011, 12:09:08 AM »
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free max b
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Dont free Max B, he robbed and killed someone.
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NIGGA, MAX B IS THE WAVIEST!!!

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no, lil Thug boy and Big Boss are the one's that need to be free'd.

The fuck you talking bout, we're down with freeing two people on this board and thats Max B the Wave King and Boosie Bad Azz, fuck outta here with that lil thug boy, big boss garbage

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #148 on: March 16, 2011, 03:33:58 AM »
^ what about the HNIC himself, Prodigy? Sure he fell the fuck off for a minute but Return of the Mac was fire

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Re: Ke$ha
« Reply #149 on: March 16, 2011, 04:21:28 AM »