I'm moving to Utah

[squintharder]

who gives a fuck about a baller ass park if you're living around a bunch of kooky ass mormons

[Powerslide]

I guess you're gonna be drinking 40s of Shalom Lite and smoking blunts of Super Silver Shalom.

[duster1]

Houston has the biggest skatepark in America. It’s Olympic sized with Olympic grade obstacles and an Olympic bowl, but helmets are required.

[HyenaChaser]

So Olympic grade means no street section apparently.

They should put in a slalom course to be truly Olympic.

[Owen]

Idaho is close so there's that, and dirty sodas.

This is pretty strange. Almost like The Sims or something. I'd love to hang out there topping up my 44oz Swig with some whiskey and just generally acting suspicious

[rapscallion]

So Olympic grade means no street section apparently.

They should put in a slalom course to be truly Olympic.

Agreed, I've skated this park. It may technically be the largest public skatepark but that's a clever ruse, most of the space is taken by a series of humongous bowls and pools. Cool for olympic hopefuls but I personally don't get much use out of them.

The street course is kin to garbage lacking just about every type of obstacle you could think of. There isn't a single flatbar in the entire park. I'd rather skate a prefab than strap on a helmet for minimal enjoyment

[Olympus Mons]

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Utah’s such an underrated state.  I’d love to move out there.

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Facts. One of my favorite places. Someday I may bail on the city for the desert at least for a few years. Did not see a lot of skate spots though...

I'm from SLC. There are some unique spots out here, but the weather is the real battle.

Here's a part from a video I premiered November 2018:



There's plenty other Utah footage on my YouTube channel too if anyone's actually interested.