Author Topic: Wtf is up with the nine club  (Read 364425 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

fulfillthedream

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4674
  • Rep: 347
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2220 on: December 05, 2023, 01:28:40 PM »
I forgot how actually fucking good Pancho was at skating. Kinda forgot about him all together. Seems like a rad dude

my girlfriend is really into standup we went to the Laugh Factory in Hollywood and the first dude to go up was Pancho! I chopped it up with him about skating and he was so stoked to talk skating at a comedy setting! Everyone else was super confused.
Skateboarding is like jacking-off, it's that good- Jeremy Klein

[

shouldn't

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3750
  • Rep: 82
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2221 on: December 05, 2023, 11:39:05 PM »
Expand Quote
How come they didn’t ask Pancho about the Oompa Loompa porn he was in?
[close]

Good point. Pretty sure he ejaculated on the bench at skate lab.
imagine being a rich suburban housewife in the valley, your kid quits the baseball team and gets into skating against you & your husband’s pleas. you slowly grow more accepting of it over time despite your initial gut feeling. it becomes very apparent that he is truly invested in this new hobby & you find yourself becoming more and more supportive of his new passion. his favorite place to skate quickly becomes skatelab skatepark so, you now find yourself as his day to day chauffeur in taking him there and picking him up. at first, the location and the park itself make you a little uneasy but, you convince yourself that you’re just being uptight & protective and that he is in no danger of any sort. as this continues on, you come to the realization that your marriage is becoming stagnant due to his long work hours mixed with your role in being your son & his friend’s everyday skatepark chaperone/taxi driver. one day, your husband comes home early from work for the first time in what seems like forever. your son is at skatelab & you don’t have to pick him up for a few more hours. you suggest to your husband that maybe you two should watch a dirty movie like old times, to spice things up and to keep the relationship from becoming too distant. you find one online, pour a few glasses of wine & lay down together, slowly growing closer & engaging more and more as the film rolls on. all of the sudden, pancho moler is butt ass naked fucking some girl from behind at skatelab & then nutting all over the bench. you rush to the park as quickly as possible, throw little timmy in the back of your land rover, rush back home & immediately sign him back onto the middle school baseball team.

wouldn’t that be craaaaaazy??!!?

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

jgonzalez

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2335
  • Rep: 782
  • no not never. looser.
    • JGonz4ever avatar image
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2222 on: December 06, 2023, 07:57:59 AM »
Wait so how many pornos have been filmed at skate lab? I know there’s a scene in Nailin’ Pailin

Who’s the porn connect?

nothing's been the since same

Badandoldskater

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 72
  • Rep: 31
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2223 on: December 06, 2023, 01:05:46 PM »
Just listened to the arto one one the drive back home from Maine, what a let down. It was wayy too vanilla but maybe cuz arto is such a nice human it stayed bland

arrbee

  • Trade Count: (+6)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2683
  • Rep: 438
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2224 on: December 06, 2023, 01:14:57 PM »
Just listened to the arto one one the drive back home from Maine, what a let down. It was wayy too vanilla but maybe cuz arto is such a nice human it stayed bland

Such a shame, really bringing down their reputation of having spicy interviews.
Quote from: DaveFuck
youre fucking FRIED if you think im gonna listen to dan corrigan talk about cariuma


BluffsideTank

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 146
  • Rep: -16
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2225 on: December 06, 2023, 03:39:52 PM »
Just listened to the arto one one the drive back home from Maine, what a let down. It was wayy too vanilla but maybe cuz arto is such a nice human it stayed bland

It really was. No talk of his partying days, Flip drama post-Shane Cross accident, or anything. Even the AWS content was really vanilla. I want stories from the van, Dylan stuff, up-river vs. down-river. Instead it was "Yeah I left Flip, got on AWS, and went back. They barely mention Mind Field.

DCLOVE

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3953
  • Rep: -496
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2226 on: December 06, 2023, 03:49:51 PM »
Just saw their YouTube channel and noticed they interviewed Greg Carroll.

http://youtu.be/0D0phcbtc4M?si=l5JG6GIjhrtpVb6z

I never realized Gregg Carroll is the crack head pawnshop owner from parks and rec.
PINE 2009, 2010, 2011, 2020, PINE STILL MAKIN' MONEY.

fulfillthedream

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4674
  • Rep: 347
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2227 on: December 07, 2023, 08:14:39 AM »
Expand Quote
Just listened to the arto one one the drive back home from Maine, what a let down. It was wayy too vanilla but maybe cuz arto is such a nice human it stayed bland
[close]

It really was. No talk of his partying days, Flip drama post-Shane Cross accident, or anything. Even the AWS content was really vanilla. I want stories from the van, Dylan stuff, up-river vs. down-river. Instead it was "Yeah I left Flip, got on AWS, and went back. They barely mention Mind Field.

No mention of new balance# either.
Skateboarding is like jacking-off, it's that good- Jeremy Klein

[

Shitbag

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1335
  • Rep: 163
  • A mystery wrapped inside a Twinkie
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2228 on: December 07, 2023, 02:05:55 PM »
Pancho definitely should have unleashed Lil Romeo I think Kelly’s head would have exploded.
Pause.

TelethonJohn

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 196
  • Rep: 60
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2229 on: December 08, 2023, 03:42:56 PM »
There was a skatepark in Benicia, CA that is now gone, but in HS, we had off campus lunch and the homies and I would drive by it on the way to the taco truck. If we saw a "rare sighting" pro at the park, we'd vote on whether or not to stop, which meant we'd have to skip lunch. We voted to stop when we saw Phil Shao and as we were parking, saw that Pancho was there too. He was super friendly, clapped at our mediocre skating, and he was totally ripping. Dude really knew how to use his low center of gravity to his advantage. One of my favorite lunch sessions at that old park for sure. I'm glad to see that he sorted his life out and seems to be doing well.

somedudefromnj

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1053
  • Rep: 78
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2230 on: December 08, 2023, 06:48:34 PM »
Hope they get Amelia Brodka on next

Wonder if she will ever claim Jersey or just keep pretending her tenure here never existed

Lol. Eldee is definitely a human. He’s like a raider on horse back who’s kinda scared to do battle. Somehow he closes his eyes and swings his sword wildly and wakes up in a pile of dead orcs.


Sold Out

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1818
  • Rep: 96
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2231 on: December 11, 2023, 02:59:47 PM »
Their new video is doing a fundraiser raising money for Braille?!

TheDingus

  • Guest
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2232 on: December 11, 2023, 03:27:58 PM »
Their new video is doing a fundraiser raising money for Braille?!

No braille set up a fundraiser for exposure skate. Nine club just linked to it.

CrappybsflipDownthe5stair

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 61
  • Rep: 8
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2233 on: December 18, 2023, 06:08:04 AM »

Prostate Exam

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1540
  • Rep: 503
  • registered SLAP offender
  • User is on moderator watch listWatched
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2234 on: December 18, 2023, 06:31:48 AM »

GAY

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 16027
  • Rep: 3367
  • Those that SLAP, can't.
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2235 on: December 18, 2023, 06:59:44 AM »
I read Dave Navarro and was like damn 9 Club has finally made it.

Natas_Fauxas

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 322
  • Rep: 102
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2236 on: December 18, 2023, 07:22:07 AM »
I read Dave Navarro and was like damn 9 Club has finally made it.

Ink Master would do such a thing?
🚨🚨ILLEGAL!!!! 👇👇👇🚨🚨

mikevsleftlightningtat

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 67
  • Rep: -4
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2237 on: December 18, 2023, 08:13:51 AM »
Crob being so hell bent on doing every interview the exact same ‘where did you start?’ to present day is so annoying. With a guy like Navs who has quick whit and hilarious stories, crob literally can’t resist bringing each story back to some basic ass question instead of just riffing and bullshitting and letting the conversation go where it goes. Loved how even Jeron and Kelly called him out on some stupid shit he couldn’t get through his head

Banned from the room

  • Guest
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2238 on: December 18, 2023, 10:27:29 AM »
I low-key wish Rogers had a second smaller show.

Some people might be intimidated by Chris and especially Kelly.

I'd be intimidated to talk to Kelly for sure.


I feel bad that Kelly never got his flowers because it was so hard to work in bloated flaccid industry.

If he was 10 years older we'd all be thinking about him differently.

His style is incredible. Fakie tre fakie Manny was the best trick to ever happen on the stage imo.

Why'd they film it on a free Obama phone tho?

somedudefromnj

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1053
  • Rep: 78
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2239 on: December 18, 2023, 05:29:47 PM »
I low-key wish Rogers had a second smaller show.

Some people might be intimidated by Chris and especially Kelly.

I'd be intimidated to talk to Kelly for sure.


I feel bad that Kelly never got his flowers because it was so hard to work in bloated flaccid industry.

If he was 10 years older we'd all be thinking about him differently.

His style is incredible. Fakie tre fakie Manny was the best trick to ever happen on the stage imo.

Why'd they film it on a free Obama phone tho?

Kelly is and always will be one of my favorites, but let's be honest. Expedition one on a team with Kenny Hoyle, Spencer Hamilton, etc. He would get overlooked again if it were all to happen over

I always liked his style though, dude is amazing on a board. I guess all that was just to say you're right hah

Lol. Eldee is definitely a human. He’s like a raider on horse back who’s kinda scared to do battle. Somehow he closes his eyes and swings his sword wildly and wakes up in a pile of dead orcs.


GAY

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 16027
  • Rep: 3367
  • Those that SLAP, can't.
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2240 on: December 18, 2023, 06:04:09 PM »
Expand Quote
I read Dave Navarro and was like damn 9 Club has finally made it.
[close]

Ink Master would do such a thing?

lol dude he’s so hard to look at. I used to watch that show and when he’d come on screen I’d be like, "oh no she didn’t!"

rukes

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 904
  • Rep: 219
  • Yabba dabba doo
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2241 on: December 18, 2023, 06:40:19 PM »
Best David Navarro interview was that time he was on Dunngeon with Richard Dunn.



Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

Coastal Fever

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3560
  • Rep: 525
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2242 on: December 19, 2023, 05:54:58 AM »
Navarette kinda talks like that guy Spooky from the SWU interviews.


TastyBurrito

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2272
  • Rep: 552
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2243 on: December 19, 2023, 12:47:59 PM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
I read Dave Navarro and was like damn 9 Club has finally made it.
[close]

Ink Master would do such a thing?
[close]

lol dude he’s so hard to look at. I used to watch that show and when he’d come on screen I’d be like, "oh no she didn’t!"

I remember in the first or second season, they gave all the artists matching white Fender guitars and Dave was like, "I'm letting you paint and decorate my personal collection..."

I literally boo'd the TV.

DCLOVE

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3953
  • Rep: -496
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2244 on: December 19, 2023, 12:55:14 PM »
Navarette kinda talks like that guy Spooky from the SWU interviews.



I mean his nickname is the vampire
PINE 2009, 2010, 2011, 2020, PINE STILL MAKIN' MONEY.

Abyss1

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3802
  • Rep: 146
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2245 on: December 20, 2023, 07:01:01 AM »
This one is actually pretty good.  I thought it was funny that Crob gave his sponsor me tape to mullen and when he asked for another tape, Crob as a kid was like “im not built for this”

Wish they would have gotten rid of that stupid vaynerchuk cereal box that was in every shot…just kept fucking with me the whole time

jsettle

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 533
  • Rep: 134
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2246 on: December 20, 2023, 07:08:23 AM »
Looks like Sebo might be the next guest up

Wienerboy

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 286
  • Rep: -103
  • Hey you're really cool and definitely not a kook
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2247 on: December 20, 2023, 07:19:45 AM »
Best David Navarro interview was that time he was on Dunngeon with Richard Dunn.

haha RIP R Dunn
If my rep is ever an even number, please kindly throw me either a kook or a gnar in order to return me to my odd number equilibrium.

Miserable Old Sack of Shit

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 131
  • Rep: 31
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2248 on: December 20, 2023, 02:18:42 PM »
Navarette is cool but I really wish he'd stop saying "vibration".

Kook Me Amadeus

  • Guest
Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #2249 on: December 20, 2023, 02:38:04 PM »
Looks like Sebo might be the next guest up

Makes sense, saw this line he posted yesterday, from down the street, at Stoner