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Best things you've found
« on: June 01, 2007, 01:18:35 AM »
What are the best things you have found?


 I found a 1000 yen bill (10 bux) in a garbage can at a convinient store when i was around 6 or 7.

 I also found this laying on the floor of my house. It is dry and small. It still has everything a little lizzard should have, except for its insides.

 you cant really see how wonderful it looks in this picture because of the quality.
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 03:01:46 AM »
40 bucks at work, a brand new board stashed in a bush at a spot

worst thing I've ever found was Insane Clown Posse's "The Great Milenko" in perfect condition.
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 03:10:45 AM »
ipod nano

100 dollars

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2007, 03:32:56 AM »
a wallet in the gutter with 75 bucks in it.
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 04:32:52 AM »
i found 20 bucks on the ground when i was in middle school

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2007, 05:24:36 AM »
a wallet without money but a picture of a naked man. after 7 years the pic still makes a good job once a day

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2007, 06:33:01 AM »
Harmony Korine's films.
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2007, 07:18:58 AM »
Sanity. Acceptance of things I can't change. Real love. Friendship.
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2007, 07:26:19 AM »
Ahh finding things, well i've found shit loads of randomness.

A classic was a £5er in the local underground carpark, i was stoked, it looked like drit, Scottish £5er are blue, that with yellow light, drit made it hard to see, but i had this werid feeling, "ohh i think there's going to be a £5er up there, la, la, la, do, do, do, bail a trick, ahh there it is" and correct 5 pounds to wallet, to 3 660ml Stellas, so good after 20 years skating that spot it's finally paying off. . . . .

Hmm what else, the Sea litterally threw a set up at me when i was skimming rocks into the sea, fair enough it was was snapped, the tail from what i can work out, rusted trucks and bearing had been there a while, but the randomness makes it worth telling

Couple walkmans/MP3 players

A brand new must have been about a day old Motarola on a ticket machine when i was coming back form work one day

3 littre bottle of Dirty Cider unopend just lying in the street on the way from one bar to a night club, that got tanned between 4 of us in about 5 mintues - fuck yeah that was a messy night, i thought it was a joke "I found it in the fuckign gutter, i found it in the fucking gutter ! ! !" was all i heard for the rest of the night.

Hmm lots of random booze over the years, fuck it, i'm boredline alchohilc i'll drink what the street gives me as long as it doesn't smell of piss.

My mate found a bag of e's like maybe 40, someones bummed, i was scared to take random street pills, my mate who found them gobbled on up, fucked, they were e's, really good ones not smacky shite, we used him as the test subject until i had to take them away from him as he was chomping the shit out of them, there was like 7 left the next day, fuck they were free and so was the love dishing them out at this ball funny shit - fucking love den that night hahaha

A bag of smack and a fresh needle at another skate spot, nah i didn't hit that one up thanks

Rick McCranks old wheels after missing him and Rat skating in the Deen, which was funny, gave them to some kid i met 10 minutes later who kept saying he'd never skate them (i found out they were Ricks when i fianlly caught up with them)

Some girls backpack, with booze, a hair dryer, MP3 player so basically all her shit, poor thing, fuck knows why but yeah i found it a 3 in the mornign skating a random as fuck spot, so it wasn't knicked or stashed, unlucky

Shit load of wallets some empty, some not.

Someone else's hash i hung up on and threw off the carpark roof i was skating, "have you seen a bit of hash lying around here ?" - "SUre, i hung up on it and threw it off the roof, you shouldn't be rolling number up here anyway" he thought i was joking - NOPE hahahaha

Man the list goes on - ohh i found a case of Big Buds, bottle of Morgans spice + 2 littres of coke and a bottle of Vodka in my ex's "secret fridge" that we'd all forgotten about, that i'd put there about 2 months before, yeah we got drunk that night, i must have been drunk when i got that shit, it was a boost though
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2007, 07:27:31 AM »
 a vagina.

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2007, 07:28:18 AM »
ohhh the worst was a bag of kittens in a bin in Spain, fuckign well gnarly 7 kittens 3 dead, 1 looked like he was heading that way and 3 little stoked fuckers, droppend them off at a mates and they seem to be doing fine, the almost dying on pulled it back after a wash and rest,

But that was WELL SHIT
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2007, 07:39:51 AM »
me and my friend found a mole running around near our school one day and we caught it and fed it worms. it ate them like a little monster. it was really fun.

 then the next day we found that it had hung it self using a small hole it made on the plastic bag we kept it in.
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2007, 07:53:54 AM »
i've also found several unopened packs of cigarettes.
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2007, 08:02:25 AM »
I was at some party when I was fifteen, across the street was a sunoco so I went over there to get some chips or whatver. checking out, I look down to see a fucking $100 bill on the floor. I slying picked it up, brought it back to the party and had them buy as much liquor as possible. I was stoked


another good find was (well not really me) but my dad found a snapping turtle that had been hit by a car while it was trying to cross a road to lay it's eggs. he took it back home, and we cut off the shell and buried the eggs in some sand. probably two weeks later, he had like eight baby snapping turtles. funny part was, my dad neglected to throw out the dead mom, and this was in the middle of june so I would come home from school everyday to see the amount of maggots eating her would triple. one of the nastiest sights of my life; although I'm glad I went through it

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2007, 08:14:43 AM »
I was at some party when I was fifteen, across the street was a sunoco so I went over there to get some chips or whatver. checking out, I look down to see a fucking $100 bill on the floor. I slying picked it up, brought it back to the party and had them buy as much liquor as possible. I was stoked


another good find was (well not really me) but my dad found a snapping turtle that had been hit by a car while it was trying to cross a road to lay it's eggs. he took it back home, and we cut off the shell and buried the eggs in some sand. probably two weeks later, he had like eight baby snapping turtles. funny part was, my dad neglected to throw out the dead mom, and this was in the middle of june so I would come home from school everyday to see the amount of maggots eating her would triple. one of the nastiest sights of my life; although I'm glad I went through it

That's a cool story, I'm just wondering why you are glad you've seen a dead turtle being eaten by maggots?  :-\

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2007, 08:19:22 AM »
40 bucks at a 4th of july fest.

super nintendo 35$

t-shirts on the street

limewire

real dirty deeds deck 35$

justin long (mac, justin from dodgeball, guy from accepted) on the streets of new orleans

blue oyster cult

10 pounds of bottlerockets

a ditch near my house with a wallride

sheriff's banks

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2007, 09:06:04 AM »
i have dreams of finding lots of quarters and dimes...  maybe even a $5 bill. i usually wake up all happy as a result.

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2007, 09:22:08 AM »
limewire
justin long (mac, justin from dodgeball, guy from accepted) on the streets of new orleans
both of these things totally suck

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2007, 09:35:59 AM »
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limewire
justin long (mac, justin from dodgeball, guy from accepted) on the streets of new orleans
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both of these things totally suck
seriously. i would have said something about those dumb fucking commercials had i seen that asshole.

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2007, 10:31:49 AM »
Loaded RPG.....not the best thing but definately one of the most fun  ;D

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2007, 10:38:47 AM »
DC's in the boy's lockerroom shower

an unopened Powerade on the sidewalk

an unopned bag of Cheetos in in a parking garage

somebody's copy of the movie "Chocolat" they rented from Netflix, that i guess they dropped on the way to the mailbox (i've never watch it though)

my Dad's softcore porn stash
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2007, 10:57:54 AM »
A $10 bill frozen in ice.

A 12 pack of 7up on the side of the road. I guess it fell off someones car roof after they forgot to put it in the trunk.

A fresh complete hidden under a mini-ramp at my old job. We left it there for about 2 weeks to see if anyone would claim it. Then chopped it for parts.

Dozens of stolen bikes stashed in bushes. Always dope to find one while walking a long way home late at night.

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« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2007, 11:00:16 AM »
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I was at some party when I was fifteen, across the street was a sunoco so I went over there to get some chips or whatver. checking out, I look down to see a fucking $100 bill on the floor. I slying picked it up, brought it back to the party and had them buy as much liquor as possible. I was stoked


another good find was (well not really me) but my dad found a snapping turtle that had been hit by a car while it was trying to cross a road to lay it's eggs. he took it back home, and we cut off the shell and buried the eggs in some sand. probably two weeks later, he had like eight baby snapping turtles. funny part was, my dad neglected to throw out the dead mom, and this was in the middle of june so I would come home from school everyday to see the amount of maggots eating her would triple. one of the nastiest sights of my life; although I'm glad I went through it
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That's a cool story, I'm just wondering why you are glad you've seen a dead turtle being eaten by maggots?  :-\

its just a good experience to see something in fulll form decay into next to nothing




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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2007, 12:07:21 PM »
last week i found vhs of mosaic on the bumper of a VW van, shit like that doesnt usually happen to me.

in grade 7 found my friends parents porn and karma sutra books, the porn just said xxx and was a ripped copy, thought for sure it was going to be his parents fucking. instead was some weird shit, one nut and 'make manny cum'
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2007, 12:24:38 PM »
I found a dead bird on my couch. He lives in my freezer now. Once I ran a guys white shoes over and he started screaming at me. I didn't know they were his though.
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2007, 12:38:43 PM »
Two dime bags and a half ounce (weed) while delivering pizza in the ghetto. I guess when the cops come, you've gotta throw your shit.
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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2007, 12:41:14 PM »
^^luckkky!

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« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2007, 12:42:06 PM »
Loaded RPG.....not the best thing but definately one of the most fun  ;D
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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2007, 01:00:46 PM »
i found a unopened pack of cigarettes with my friend. we didnt have a lighter so we hid the pack of sticks in the forrest. the next day, we came back and the smokes were gone. some weirdo stalker guy must have been watching us. we had hid them in such a jolly good spot. we were left with a lighter, and dead hopes of trying our first cigarette. we burnt the air, trying to forget about what had happened but it made no difference, just like the tempature of the burnt summer air.

 i also found a chainsaw with my friends. it didnt work, but we still had a blast, carrying the rusty blade and the plastic body. we laughed and made little jokes like there was no tomorrow. those were the days.

 

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Re: Best things you've found
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2007, 02:42:09 PM »
found a gun stashed in my neighbors back yard after some whiack job ran into their house with a pipe bomb, blowing the entire back right corner of their house into their back lawn.

And my friends' neighbors' house burnt down, so they hosed it down and brought whatever dressers & whatever shits that could be holding still usable items outside, and when me and my friend rummaged, found a cabinet FULL of weird fetish porn, fat chicks, ebony, chicks with dicks- all of it. And his neighbor was like a prize winning body builder dude with a hot stripper wife. wtf?
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