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You seriously want to defend that drugged up goon? Look at him! He has gone past the relaxed slacker thing and now looks like he should be begging for change or selling fake watches and stolen sneakers. I have nothing against skateboarders doing drugs unless it affects their skating negatively.
Why don't you just call him riff-raff, and tell us about your dress code/ code of conduct for professional skateboarders you little bitch ass momma's boy. You must not hang out with any cool people at all.
Is this Dr. Newton?
That did make me smile lad, top marks! You hypersensitive cum-stains know I'm right. Did you see the girls flinching when he leant forward to kiss them? He's one smooth nig-nog.
Is being a waster loser still cool? I know it was in like... 1994, but I just assumed everyone had moved on from reading Michael Moore books and refusing to work. Ya know, I'm so out of the loop that I wear clothes that actually fit me and take a little pride in my appearance.
Extremely Sorry was great! I love the way he lands stuff all sketchy and shit. I'm overjoyed that the fresh as fuck innovator has grown into such a non-entity! Makes me feel better about landing shit with my feet all askew.
I guess I can compare him to Gator in a way, what with him supporting the opium and meth trades.