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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1320 on: August 23, 2006, 04:03:53 PM »
sorry if i'm being nosy, how did you get a heel blister on your cheek?
yeah its funny right, its funny? i'm tryin to sleep i got water on me?  yeah, of course it wasn't, it was nobody, nobody did it. its the mystery water. mystery water!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1321 on: August 23, 2006, 04:10:08 PM »
hog-tied.

bondage,baby....bondage.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1322 on: August 23, 2006, 04:25:04 PM »
All the bandwagon jumpers trying to hate. Get a new gimmick.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1323 on: August 23, 2006, 04:26:57 PM »
I'm not hating on anyone.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1324 on: August 23, 2006, 05:52:22 PM »
Kids at the skatepark, parents just see it as free day care and drop thier kids off all day it gets so gay.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1325 on: August 23, 2006, 05:54:12 PM »
your parents think the same thing but don't tell you because you'd stop driving yourself.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1326 on: August 23, 2006, 06:00:26 PM »
your parents think the same thing but don't tell you because you'd stop driving yourself.
im 17 and im proud to say i dont drive.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1327 on: August 23, 2006, 06:08:07 PM »
damn, i was expecting "my parents are dead", but that works too.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1328 on: August 24, 2006, 09:17:55 AM »
My friend pulled that one once, when security stopped us from skating in Downtown Disney.  The busted, oldest security guard threatened to take our boards and to have my mother have to come get it for me (when I was 18 and moved out) and I explained to him that she lives 600+ miles away.  The guy turned to my friend and said "And where are your parents?"

When my friend was 2 years old, his now-estranged father who lives in Boston had beaten his mother into a fatal epileptic seizure. 

He just laughed and said "I don't have parents!" and the security guard let us go.

what else sucks...
• being really hungry but nothing sounds good.
p.s. i do that in the bath sometimes. its fun to do it when you have a woody allen. when you open your legs up, your stick goes straight up, as if it wants to go to heaven.  - quote from guess who.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1329 on: August 24, 2006, 10:15:48 AM »

what else sucks...
• being really hungry but nothing sounds good.


I'll back you on this one

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1330 on: August 24, 2006, 04:41:38 PM »
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skating in Downtown Disney
As in the one section of Disney Land? Im surprised they even let you in the park with skateboards.
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1331 on: August 24, 2006, 05:14:28 PM »
downtown disney is outside of the parks, there's some restaurants and stores and shit there.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1332 on: August 24, 2006, 05:37:31 PM »
fark.com

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1333 on: August 24, 2006, 06:06:35 PM »
fark.com

that website has been wack since it opened

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1334 on: August 24, 2006, 06:24:24 PM »
my friend showed it to me about a week ago and it's just the worst thing

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1335 on: August 25, 2006, 07:35:15 AM »
being sick as shit.
on a good upcoming weekend

parties and barbeques were planned

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1336 on: August 25, 2006, 07:48:07 AM »
People moaning and whining about shit that's totally irrelevant and not even moderatly interesting - honestly i can't even walk away from them, MEH
...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1337 on: August 25, 2006, 08:13:56 AM »
summer coming to an end.  though i suppose it was inevitable...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1338 on: August 25, 2006, 08:19:50 AM »
shopping for my college dorm

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1339 on: August 25, 2006, 10:26:03 AM »
hating my new job.  i haven't been in school a week yet and i already hate it.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1340 on: August 25, 2006, 12:05:02 PM »
eating food that gives you nasty burps for the next 12 hours

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1341 on: August 25, 2006, 12:07:57 PM »
eating food that gives you nasty burps for the next 12 hours

I didnt know semen gave you the burps

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1342 on: August 25, 2006, 12:18:00 PM »
you skeet solid stuff??

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1343 on: August 25, 2006, 12:47:50 PM »
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eating food that gives you nasty burps for the next 12 hours
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I didnt know semen gave you the burps

me neither and i guess since you didn't know it doesn't. because if anyone would know, it would be you, considering how much you go down on ymhy...on and off the internet.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1344 on: August 25, 2006, 01:43:24 PM »
my airconditioner is broken.  in north florida in august.  perfect.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1345 on: August 25, 2006, 01:53:32 PM »
ouch. call up my boy ed selego in miami. he might take you in if i tell him you're cool. hes got central air and a skatepark too!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1346 on: August 25, 2006, 07:17:16 PM »
My boss told me I wouldn't have to work tommorow, saturday, but she changed her mind today.
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1347 on: August 25, 2006, 07:18:59 PM »
^^^^ So I guess we aren't skating tomorrow, huh?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1348 on: August 25, 2006, 07:26:12 PM »
I could skate Sunday, but that would mean waking up early on my one day off...I'll email you.
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1349 on: August 25, 2006, 07:35:18 PM »
ouch. call up my boy ed selego in miami. he might take you in if i tell him you're cool. hes got central air and a skatepark too!

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