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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #90 on: February 22, 2022, 01:01:27 PM »
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It’s 2022….have you watched a frog video at all?  Austyn Gillette is Ryan Decenzo….
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honestly that's why I think OP might be Decenzo... so off the mark with knowing cool sponsors that when he tries to think of a person with cool sponsors he picks a Globe skater.

I dont mean sponsors

Just gravis looking shoes, black wax pants or whatever, plain color shirt

Not just decenzo but rly anyone would have a higher placement in peoples minds

Not saying theyd be well liked across the board

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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #91 on: February 22, 2022, 01:13:21 PM »
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It’s 2022….have you watched a frog video at all?  Austyn Gillette is Ryan Decenzo….
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honestly that's why I think OP might be Decenzo... so off the mark with knowing cool sponsors that when he tries to think of a person with cool sponsors he picks a Globe skater.
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I dont mean sponsors

Just gravis looking shoes, black wax pants or whatever, plain color shirt

Not just decenzo but rly anyone would have a higher placement in peoples minds

Not saying theyd be well liked across the board

right, (coolness of skating)+(coolness of clothes)=(overall coolness), so if you increase the coolness of the clothes you increase the overall coolness. The thing is it's not really that simple - what makes clothes cool in the first place? What makes certain types of skating cool in the first place? It's the people who wear them and the people who do them. Why does anyone dress the way they do? Because of factors independent to them. Decenzo dressed like Decenzo cuz he is Decenzo. Same with Gillette being Gillete.  All these closed-minded people are actually just clothes-minded people, you just gotta catch up.

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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #92 on: February 22, 2022, 01:37:25 PM »
Rustyn Gilletto

Imagine Austyn sacking himself down a rail with 2 black eyes


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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #93 on: February 22, 2022, 10:34:53 PM »
Imagine a skate holiday where everyone at the park dresses like Dylan

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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #94 on: February 22, 2022, 10:42:40 PM »
Mikey Taylor already tested this theory.


Embarrassed to say I liked this version of Mikey at the time. He was like the little dork that could. just like an off brand Dylan that was repackaged from being a failed off brand p rod . I also somehow confused American and Aus suburbs even tho I knew the difference I just pictured Mikey being from some kinda shitty house out nowhere with parents that work humble jobs etc
Obviously now I know he is and has always been some privaledged douchebag

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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #95 on: February 22, 2022, 10:59:24 PM »
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It’s 2022….have you watched a frog video at all?  Austyn Gillette is Ryan Decenzo….
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honestly that's why I think OP might be Decenzo... so off the mark with knowing cool sponsors that when he tries to think of a person with cool sponsors he picks a Globe skater.
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I dont mean sponsors

Just gravis looking shoes, black wax pants or whatever, plain color shirt

Not just decenzo but rly anyone would have a higher placement in peoples minds

Not saying theyd be well liked across the board

One more time….it’s 2022….there is a 56 page thread on loose fitting pants…..Austin has meh sponsors I think because a lot of skaters think he’s…..meh….

On the other hand…theres  a guy who runs a slightly more collegiate fit and he won SOTY….he gets a pretty solid beating here as of late so maybe you just have the wrong audience….

Brink is selling is Gravis’s if you are interested….

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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #96 on: February 23, 2022, 08:04:30 AM »
This is not my SOTY. I'm telling my kids there was no SOTY for 2021

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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #97 on: February 23, 2022, 08:24:56 AM »
Clothes are a really good example of people having so much access to resource it’s a curse.

I’m still poor but slightly less poor than I was growing up. Everything was hand me down or just whatever fit at the thrift store. Once I started providing for myself I thought sick I’m gunna buy all these nice clothes…

I hate thinking so much about my clothes or having access to so many choices. I’d rather grab some shit at a thrift store or handmade local. Most modern sponsored skaters look like cardboard cutouts. I have a great respect for Tyson pushing thrift store finds over buying whatever new shit at supreme.


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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #98 on: February 23, 2022, 11:48:58 AM »
imagine if elijah berle copied every jim greco style but in reverse order

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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #99 on: February 25, 2022, 09:39:32 AM »
imagine if elijah berle copied every jim greco style but in reverse order

my brain hurts picturing this

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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #100 on: February 25, 2022, 10:27:37 AM »
All things considered, Ryan has had a good career and made some money. There’s no shame in being on darkstar. pro skating isn’t a viable profession for most skaters.

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Re: Imagine if ryan decenzo dressed like austyn gillette his whole career
« Reply #101 on: February 25, 2022, 10:32:47 AM »
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Imagine a skate holiday where everyone at the park dresses like Dylan
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2011? Lol

Lol pretty much

nothing's been the since same