Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 476014 times)

damian · « **Reply #2460 on:** March 20, 2007, 11:46:27 AM »

if your jean size isn't reaching the 30s, you're a pussy.

jrock · « **Reply #2461 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:32:42 PM »

Quote from: steve urkel on March 20, 2007, 10:22:24 AM

28 waist, damn, a real mans man wears a 40

im really a 32-33, they just fucked up my order. I also just dropped from 180 -130 cause of my ulcer problem (i could write a novel on how "not stoked" I am about that, but I don't really want to get to into it), so I really don't know what size i am now. I do know that in those size 28's my legs looked a lot like a hot dog that got left in the microwave a little too long...i didn't even try to zip em up...dropping those shits back at the post office tomorrow...

not stoked on the DMV fucking me around today...not stoked on having to call BMW to fax a copy of my title to said DMV before I can get my car registered in Louisiana...not stoked on losing my California license, thus officially ending my California residency and ruining my plan of attending SF state this fall to start on a 2nd degree in Biology...not stoked on Blue Cross Blue Shield denying my insurance claim, and now having to go through the appeals process...not stoked on the possibility of having to pay a 40 grand hospital bill out of pocket...not stoked on losing 20 pounds in 2 weeks, having no muscles left, and not even being able to land a goddamn ollie...not stoked on the fucking cat or whatever that is making my car alarm go off right now...

and all I wanted was for those goddamn pants to fit...

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #2462 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:50:48 PM »

you already got a degree in biology? what feild? i guess once you have one you could use a bunch of your classes (such as chems and maths and shit) so it wont take as long. thats a bummer about dropping all those pounds

jrock · « **Reply #2463 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:29:13 PM »

i got a degree in pshych (pretty worthless in my opinion), but my first major was bio so I still have lots of credits. I want to get a microbio degree, and apply it to criminalistics, then maybe do some post grad work on criminology theories, drugs and behavior, animal behavior, etc...with any luck I'll be writing true crime novels by the time I'm 50!

Zurg · « **Reply #2464 on:** March 20, 2007, 07:02:57 PM »

Quote from: damian on March 20, 2007, 11:46:27 AM

if your jean size isn't reaching the 30s, you're a pussy.

ive been a 29 since college

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #2465 on:** March 20, 2007, 07:14:47 PM »

Quote from: jrock on March 20, 2007, 04:29:13 PM

i got a degree in pshych (pretty worthless in my opinion), but my first major was bio so I still have lots of credits. I want to get a microbio degree, and apply it to criminalistics, then maybe do some post grad work on criminology theories, drugs and behavior, animal behavior, etc...with any luck I'll be writing true crime novels by the time I'm 50!

yah nice im going go into CMMB for genetics i think

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #2466 on:** March 20, 2007, 07:23:32 PM »

explain white squirrel

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #2467 on:** March 20, 2007, 07:54:32 PM »

Quote from: sebastian toombs on March 20, 2007, 07:23:32 PM

explain white squirrel

mutation in a nucleotide that codes for a hair color gene. a wrong protein will be made that will create a white pigment instead of a the brown or red color. either that or they spawned from the depths of hell by adolf hitler in order to steal your nutz

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #2468 on:** March 20, 2007, 07:57:30 PM »

according to the bible, only the latter option is realistic

damian · « **Reply #2469 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Erik on March 20, 2007, 07:02:57 PM

Quote from: damian on March 20, 2007, 11:46:27 AM
Expand Quote
if your jean size isn't reaching the 30s, you're a pussy.
[close]

ive been a 29 since college

pussy.

akimpy0b · « **Reply #2470 on:** March 20, 2007, 09:34:38 PM »

losing bs flips and crooked trucks.

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #2471 on:** March 21, 2007, 05:07:21 AM »

Not stoked onmy girlfriends parents not being stoked on me...

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #2472 on:** March 21, 2007, 08:47:17 AM »

Quote from: sebastian toombs on March 20, 2007, 07:57:30 PM

according to the bible, only the latter option is realistic

like every right human does, they look to the bible whenever they dont know whats up. but seriously after WW2 heinrich himmler v2.0 set up a eugenics program deep in the bavarian forest where his new aim was to get a pure aryan squirell who was superior at stealing people nutz

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #2473 on:** March 21, 2007, 05:33:41 PM »

Quote from: akimpy0b on March 20, 2007, 09:34:38 PM

losing bs flips and crooked trucks.

Krooked make trucks ?

Fucking NOT stoked on TAX bills

kev · « **Reply #2474 on:** March 21, 2007, 05:41:37 PM »

Meeting and talking to lots of new girls but not getting with any of them.

Like why does every girl want to talk on MSN but not hang out?

Just say you want to watch a movie at my place and we'll fuck like in those teen party flicks.

I'll even buy you a coffee! I'm not sure about dinner, unless you don't mind the bus...

eight oh eight · « **Reply #2475 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:12:30 AM »

number of friends on myspace =/= talent, unless that talent is buttsecks.

jared... · « **Reply #2476 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:52:50 AM »

got fired today. called in sick 3 times in the last 2 months. apparently that's too much. fucking idiots.

i guess now I collect unemployment for a few months...meh.

oh yeah, my arm is still numb.

trent steel · « **Reply #2477 on:** March 22, 2007, 05:05:52 AM »

Quote from: eight oh eight on March 22, 2007, 02:12:30 AM

number of friends on myspace =/= talent, unless that talent is buttsecks.

i always found her repulsive.

obeygiant · « **Reply #2478 on:** March 22, 2007, 05:49:46 AM »

meeting a cool as chick and then finding out she has a boyfriend
typical.

jrock · « **Reply #2479 on:** March 22, 2007, 06:45:03 AM »

Quote from: obeygiant on March 22, 2007, 05:49:46 AM

meeting a cool as chick and then finding out she has a boyfriend
typical.

don't let that stop you

trent steel · « **Reply #2480 on:** March 22, 2007, 07:11:15 AM »

Quote from: obeygiant on March 22, 2007, 05:49:46 AM

meeting a cool as chick and then finding out she has a boyfriend
typical.

now you know what you must do

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #2481 on:** March 22, 2007, 08:15:48 AM »

Quote from: jared... on March 22, 2007, 02:52:50 AM

got fired today. called in sick 3 times in the last 2 months. apparently that's too much. fucking idiots.

i guess now I collect unemployment for a few months...meh.

oh yeah, my arm is still numb.

I wish I got fired. I also wish I was sick, because it makes me feel sleepy and I love sleeping. My arm being numb wouldn't be that bad either.

You should be stoked jared.

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #2482 on:** March 22, 2007, 08:27:06 AM »

the sanch is gone without explanation. not stoked.

obeygiant · « **Reply #2483 on:** March 22, 2007, 09:13:48 AM »

Quote from: jrock on March 22, 2007, 06:45:03 AM

Quote from: obeygiant on March 22, 2007, 05:49:46 AM
Expand Quote
meeting a cool as chick and then finding out she has a boyfriend
typical.
[close]

don't let that stop you

i really shouldnt let it but she goes to my college right and weve been talking that 2 weeks or so and I was about to ask her to go out until the other day this dude is sitting with her and shes like this is my boyfriend and I was like fuck and were sitting their talking like normal and this dude is just sitting there too .. really awkward like ..

jrock · « **Reply #2484 on:** March 22, 2007, 09:20:54 AM »

she wants you to take her from him...or she wants to make him jealous...either way, get on it...nice guys finish last!

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #2485 on:** March 22, 2007, 09:28:51 AM »

non-brave guys finish last.

I'm not stoked on opening the drawer to the silverware, only to find a fat ugly cockroach come crawling out. I bet he touched all the spoons and forks and got a bunch of sick stuff on them. I didn't get to kill it either.

I'm also not stoked on tons of things.

jrock · « **Reply #2486 on:** March 22, 2007, 09:53:08 AM »

i hate vermin. One time I went to get a piece of bread, and when i picked up the loaf I noticed a hole in the bag. There was a little burrow in the bread. I was pretty grossed out by that, so I went to throw it away. When held the bread up a mouse jumped out and almost hit me in the face...freaked me the fuck out..

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #2487 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:23:29 AM »

yah one time i was eating a rasberry from my backyard and saw a lil green larva squirming around and had to spit that shit out real quick

cold budweisers · « **Reply #2488 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:25:39 AM »

this total bro-brah with a curved brim baseball cap and fat adio's unexpectedly came over and called my gay friend a 'fag'
cool man

89-90pistons · « **Reply #2489 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:29:57 AM »

Quote from: skmbskt on March 23, 2007, 12:25:39 AM

this total bro-brah with a curved brim baseball cap and fat adio's unexpectedly came over and called my gay friend a 'fag'
cool man

I know how that shit goes, my older brother is gay and alot of my friends have dropped the "f" bomb infront of him. But they are not like the "bros" you speak of.

Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 476014 times)

damian

jrock

jrock

sebastian toombs

sebastian toombs

damian

akimpy0b

trent steel

jrock

trent steel

jrock

jrock

89-90pistons