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Re: Asses
« Reply #2730 on: October 12, 2018, 06:37:34 AM »
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from my ex
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That is so cool that you are a dog!  What breed are you?!  Man oh man I hope you're a Pug!
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Re: Asses
« Reply #2731 on: October 12, 2018, 06:51:17 PM »
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from my ex
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That is so cool that you are a dog!  What breed are you?!  Man oh man I hope you're a Pug!
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bark bark

Fucking chihuahuas. Nothing ever changes.
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« Reply #2732 on: October 16, 2018, 10:46:02 AM »
https://66.media.tumblr.com/fd00b81cce5c75cbeacd951fa99a2b0e/tumblr_pcg09sjsIO1vfp97io2_540.gif


sorry, dont know how to save and post Gifs but god damn its worth the click

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2733 on: October 17, 2018, 01:26:28 PM »
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Re: Asses
« Reply #2734 on: October 17, 2018, 08:35:32 PM »



Yo, that’s dude ass in a pink skirt. Which is fine and acceptable in this thread, I just wanted to highlight your desires in praise. We don’t yuck nobodies’ yums around here on slap.
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We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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« Reply #2735 on: November 02, 2018, 05:38:33 PM »
There was no wire. Clark's planet needed him.
 Note: Clark Hassler died on the way back to his home planet.

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« Reply #2736 on: November 17, 2018, 01:22:00 PM »

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2737 on: November 21, 2018, 11:42:06 AM »
supreme

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« Reply #2738 on: November 21, 2018, 12:31:44 PM »

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2739 on: November 21, 2018, 12:41:31 PM »
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this is the type of ass i'd kill my family for


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Re: Asses
« Reply #2740 on: November 21, 2018, 01:30:18 PM »
I disagree. That my friend, is just a-hella-lot-of-ass.
A nice ass is a little bubbly, round ass cheeks, and on a well trained body.

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« Reply #2741 on: November 21, 2018, 01:57:10 PM »
Man shut up fred
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« Reply #2742 on: November 21, 2018, 07:02:19 PM »

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« Reply #2743 on: November 28, 2018, 02:52:51 PM »
I disagree. That my friend, is just a-hella-lot-of-ass.
A nice ass is a little bubbly, round ass cheeks, and on a well trained body.

Fuck you

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2744 on: November 28, 2018, 03:41:44 PM »

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« Reply #2745 on: November 28, 2018, 04:47:51 PM »
Silvana Mangano is my current crush-who's-long-dead.





Posting these in here, cause nobody's made a Thighs thread yet.

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« Reply #2746 on: November 28, 2018, 07:43:41 PM »
The don, Whiteley, created a legs thread for your ass:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=43808.0

And a contribution:

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2747 on: November 29, 2018, 12:42:33 PM »
When did the legs thread get unpinned?

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2748 on: November 29, 2018, 09:59:20 PM »
The don, Whiteley, created a legs thread for your ass:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=43808.0

And a contribution:


QFT 

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« Reply #2749 on: December 02, 2018, 06:01:58 AM »
I’m a fat Siamese cat.

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« Reply #2750 on: December 02, 2018, 06:19:16 AM »

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« Reply #2751 on: December 02, 2018, 06:40:45 AM »

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« Reply #2752 on: December 03, 2018, 10:47:31 PM »

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« Reply #2753 on: December 13, 2018, 10:17:57 AM »

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« Reply #2754 on: December 13, 2018, 10:22:36 AM »


Would be better with the caption cropped out but

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« Reply #2755 on: December 13, 2018, 10:30:25 AM »
It absolutely would not be.

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« Reply #2756 on: December 13, 2018, 11:06:47 AM »
no not never.

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« Reply #2757 on: December 15, 2018, 04:19:18 PM »

"These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2758 on: December 27, 2018, 05:24:34 PM »
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Would be better with the caption cropped out but

I have the ass of a rice picker.....

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« Reply #2759 on: December 27, 2018, 05:28:42 PM »
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Would be better with the caption cropped out but
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I have the ass of a rice picker.....

i have the ass of a rice bag .. kinda squishy but kinda hard too
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?