A few years ago, when I was still in school, I got fired somewhat unexpectedly (though in hindsight, it's obvious why) from a serving job. At the time, it definitely hurt my wallet, but for whatever reason, it might have damaged my ego even more -- it was the kind of place you wanted to quit with a scene rather than get fired. I proceeded to immediately get hammered, and later that night, when I was blackout drunk, I ended up in the bathroom with my old work uniform. For whatever reason, I thought the best way to get even with my former employers was to tear my old work shirt into shreds and piss on it, even though it was just sitting on my own bathroom floor. Obviously, an old t-shirt can only hold so much piss, and most of my fluids ended up on my bathroom floor for me to clean up the next morning. So, essentially, because I was pissed off at a third party, my "retribution" was pissing all over my own floor.
Nallid, I know you think you're pissing all over Slap when you do this, but you're gonna come to and realize you're really just pissing all over your own floor. I'm really looking forward to that day.