Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3633163 times)

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #25860 on:** January 10, 2020, 07:29:44 AM »

The whole thing with Tgunz's and his dad is cosmicly funny, reminds me of "Freddie got fingered" when Rip Torn drags the ramp out onto the street with his truck.

layzieyez · « **Reply #25861 on:** January 10, 2020, 07:35:56 AM »

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started my new job a couple days ago. it's super mellow but it's dope. i take in donations and sort them to be sold and today some house wife type lady dropped off a few bags of clothes and while going through them i hear my coworker go say " that isn't what i think it is" so i go over and uncover a strap on dildo hidden in the middle of the bag
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FrenchFriedClownFingers · « **Reply #25862 on:** January 10, 2020, 09:34:08 AM »

Quote from: layzieyez on January 10, 2020, 07:35:56 AM

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started my new job a couple days ago. it's super mellow but it's dope. i take in donations and sort them to be sold and today some house wife type lady dropped off a few bags of clothes and while going through them i hear my coworker go say " that isn't what i think it is" so i go over and uncover a strap on dildo hidden in the middle of the bag
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also some cop pulled up and donated 2 ps4 consoles, 2 nes, 2 sega genesis, a rare 3ds, brand new vibe speaker, brand new gerber knife and brand new apple air pods..

people give away some dope shit

pugmaster · « **Reply #25863 on:** January 10, 2020, 09:46:36 AM »

Quote from: FrenchFriedClownFingers on January 09, 2020, 05:29:46 PM

started my new job a couple days ago. it's super mellow but it's dope. i take in donations and sort them to be sold and today some house wife type lady dropped off a few bags of clothes and while going through them i hear my coworker go say " that isn't what i think it is" so i go over and uncover a strap on dildo hidden in the middle of the bag

HUGE come up/on. Those things aren't cheap

WastedHippy · « **Reply #25864 on:** January 10, 2020, 01:10:10 PM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on January 10, 2020, 07:29:44 AM

The whole thing with Tgunz's and his dad is cosmicly funny, reminds me of "Freddie got fingered" when Rip Torn drags the ramp out onto the street with his truck.

T gunz as in Tommy Gunz? What's the story here?

EDIT - nevermind just saw the thread hahaha

silhouette · « **Reply #25865 on:** January 12, 2020, 01:40:04 PM »

so dumb, but I did succumb.

fakie nollie · « **Reply #25866 on:** January 12, 2020, 02:25:18 PM »

Quote from: Abyss1 on January 07, 2020, 11:46:57 PM

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Neens relentless quest to sell out continues into the new year. Can’t knock the hustle or whatever, but lol. Hopefully he doesn’t tell anyone to kill themself this time.

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Proof that you have to sell out to eat out.
Hustle respected.
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Whats with Neens old ass looking hands?
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yo he got Ham hands! Probably from the chipotle shit bowl

I've always wondered what it's like to be so shameless that you'll sell your public image to anyone with some spare change. I think this is already established but someone needs to develop some kind of program, paid for/supported by sponsors, to give skaters actual trade skills. Once a week or something, let these guys take a day off of skating to be in a skater ran/owned internship program. Construction, accounting, AV work, whatever - make sure they don't have to pull shit like Neen.

Dried, wrinkly sausage fingered Neen.

RoaryMcTwang · « **Reply #25867 on:** January 12, 2020, 06:18:16 PM »

Saw these old folks on the street in Shenzhen today, made me smile:

Dr Dew · « **Reply #25868 on:** January 12, 2020, 07:39:57 PM »

Quote from: fakie nollie on January 12, 2020, 02:25:18 PM

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Neens relentless quest to sell out continues into the new year. Can’t knock the hustle or whatever, but lol. Hopefully he doesn’t tell anyone to kill themself this time.

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Proof that you have to sell out to eat out.
Hustle respected.
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Whats with Neens old ass looking hands?
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yo he got Ham hands! Probably from the chipotle shit bowl
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I've always wondered what it's like to be so shameless that you'll sell your public image to anyone with some spare change. I think this is already established but someone needs to develop some kind of program, paid for/supported by sponsors, to give skaters actual trade skills. Once a week or something, let these guys take a day off of skating to be in a skater ran/owned internship program. Construction, accounting, AV work, whatever - make sure they don't have to pull shit like Neen.

Dried, wrinkly sausage fingered Neen.

How the fuck is posting a pic holding a chipotle bag for a sponsored post “selling your public image”. You’re acting like he’s doing some wild kooky shit in the post. Everyone fucking eats at chipotle lmao, he’s basically getting paid to do some ordinary shit he would be doing anyways.

-Neen Williams Stan Account

pugmaster · « **Reply #25869 on:** January 12, 2020, 08:47:38 PM »

I fully back Neen helping increase awareness of the role food and exercise play in longevity. I do think the last photo in that series would make a great meme.

Cooking can be really fun and is a great life skill to have.

Nobody cares if you think what he does "isn't core". We are all going to die. Mind your business and live your life .

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #25870 on:** January 13, 2020, 02:33:24 AM »

this is how I imagine some PROs raising their kids like: https://i.imgur.com/pGyeaWM.mp4

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #25871 on:** January 13, 2020, 10:38:18 AM »

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Riding home from work I nearly bumped a pregnant woman on the sidewalk, I looked to apologise and it turns out it was a cam girl I’ve bought things from in the past
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Link and also go on...
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https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/289003/heidiv/Store/Videos/

Not much else to say, I went on to wait at the lights while she went into a yoga studio in my neighbourhood
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What did you buy from her?

Come on, I'm genuinely curious.

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #25872 on:** January 13, 2020, 10:41:02 AM »

tuesday · « **Reply #25873 on:** January 13, 2020, 10:54:43 AM »

Quote from: RoaryMcTwang on January 12, 2020, 06:18:16 PM

Saw these old folks on the street in Shenzhen today, made me smile:

accidental chinese hipsters

Audrey II · « **Reply #25874 on:** January 13, 2020, 12:07:40 PM »

i read that pokemon go made 900 million bucks in 2019 through in app purchases.

layzieyez · « **Reply #25875 on:** January 13, 2020, 03:17:25 PM »

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Riding home from work I nearly bumped a pregnant woman on the sidewalk, I looked to apologise and it turns out it was a cam girl I’ve bought things from in the past
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Link and also go on...
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https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/289003/heidiv/Store/Videos/

Not much else to say, I went on to wait at the lights while she went into a yoga studio in my neighbourhood
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What did you buy from her?
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Come on, I'm genuinely curious.

Trickflip · « **Reply #25876 on:** January 13, 2020, 05:30:34 PM »

Dr Dew · « **Reply #25877 on:** January 13, 2020, 06:35:22 PM »

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #25878 on:** January 14, 2020, 04:41:56 AM »

infidelity scene

Audrey II · « **Reply #25879 on:** January 14, 2020, 05:39:49 AM »

Not A Damn Chance · « **Reply #25880 on:** January 14, 2020, 02:52:00 PM »

Dr Dew · « **Reply #25881 on:** January 14, 2020, 09:39:23 PM »

Quote from: HATE! on September 06, 2016, 10:06:48 AM

Those cheesy fluff interviews are why things like Chat exist. And I'll take TWS over Thrasher any day of the week these days.

Here's any Jake Phelps interview these days:

Phelps: But you have to get on the ride to hell, if you know what I mean, man. It's put up or shut up or get the fuck out of the way. These civilians don't get it. You have to barge it everyday because skateboarding doesn't owe you shit. Like remember that time I saw you bomb that hill two months ago? That was the shit, kid!

Skater: Yes.

Phelps: Well, alright man. This has been a great good one. Keep your head down out there and keep throwing one back. Don't take any shit from anyone. Hellride forever.

Skater: Thanks.

hiphopza · « **Reply #25882 on:** January 15, 2020, 03:45:05 AM »

a video on twitter https://www.twugi.com/account/hiphopzahq

Fakaza

Roddy Ricch The Box

Amapiano 2020 Songs

Dj maphorisa Tender Love

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #25883 on:** January 15, 2020, 08:52:39 AM »

Vlad China Mac interview about homosexuality in prison. Vlad is a genius of our times.

cricketclub · « **Reply #25884 on:** January 15, 2020, 09:13:55 AM »

Taylor Nawrocki's story is always gold.

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #25885 on:** January 15, 2020, 10:56:32 AM »

Quote from: layzieyez on January 13, 2020, 03:17:25 PM

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Riding home from work I nearly bumped a pregnant woman on the sidewalk, I looked to apologise and it turns out it was a cam girl I’ve bought things from in the past
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Link and also go on...
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https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/289003/heidiv/Store/Videos/

Not much else to say, I went on to wait at the lights while she went into a yoga studio in my neighbourhood
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What did you buy from her?
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Come on, I'm genuinely curious.
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This answer begets more questions.

And I saw the boom mic.

50mm · « **Reply #25886 on:** January 15, 2020, 11:42:05 AM »

Quote from: Dr Dew on January 12, 2020, 07:39:57 PM

Quote from: fakie nollie on January 12, 2020, 02:25:18 PM
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Neens relentless quest to sell out continues into the new year. Can’t knock the hustle or whatever, but lol. Hopefully he doesn’t tell anyone to kill themself this time.

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Proof that you have to sell out to eat out.
Hustle respected.
[close]

Whats with Neens old ass looking hands?
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yo he got Ham hands! Probably from the chipotle shit bowl
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I've always wondered what it's like to be so shameless that you'll sell your public image to anyone with some spare change. I think this is already established but someone needs to develop some kind of program, paid for/supported by sponsors, to give skaters actual trade skills. Once a week or something, let these guys take a day off of skating to be in a skater ran/owned internship program. Construction, accounting, AV work, whatever - make sure they don't have to pull shit like Neen.

Dried, wrinkly sausage fingered Neen.
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How the fuck is posting a pic holding a chipotle bag for a sponsored post “selling your public image”. You’re acting like he’s doing some wild kooky shit in the post. Everyone fucking eats at chipotle lmao, he’s basically getting paid to do some ordinary shit he would be doing anyways.

-Neen Williams Stan Account

Because it’s so fucking goofy to pose for a photo holding the bag. You know it was all arranged for the logo and look and shit. If he was walking out of one and the had a regular photo and played it off like look who came in. But that goofy shit with the copy he has to put in the comments is undoubtedly dorky as fuck.

The real reason I hate Neen Is because he tried to slide into my girls DM’s when he had a girlfriend but he looks like a fucking dog and doesn’t have the game that 50mm does so he got shut down quick.

one-off · « **Reply #25887 on:** January 15, 2020, 11:57:46 AM »

Everyone fucking eats at chipotle lmao, he’s basically getting paid to do some ordinary shit he would be doing anyways.

-Neen Williams Stan Account

Posting several photos at chipotle with a word salad about being on the go and his diet is definitely some shit he would be doing anyways. The rest of us just eat at chipotle.

shucknjive · « **Reply #25888 on:** January 15, 2020, 12:01:14 PM »

what the fuck ever

Dr Dew · « **Reply #25889 on:** January 15, 2020, 01:47:37 PM »

fair enough i kind of skipped over the description until you guys pointed it out

i would take the photos and post that with the ad copy myself for a free burrito bowl probably. let alone a payed deal or something lmao

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