Author Topic: Post a picture of yourself! (Read 475096 times)

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #1410 on:** September 14, 2010, 06:51:46 PM »

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this is me after the surgery

master havok really knows how to make a man feel like the piece of shit that he is

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Karl Watson?

master havok? i call that guy every time im in the san diego area! he sure knows his craft

jack burton · « **Reply #1411 on:** September 14, 2010, 09:58:34 PM »

^Your eyes just pierced my soul.

heckler · « **Reply #1412 on:** September 18, 2010, 05:17:11 PM »

Shop video premiere.

kilgore. · « **Reply #1413 on:** September 18, 2010, 05:44:05 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Ocelot on September 14, 2010, 06:45:24 PM

Briden got really mad at me for texting him this today

are we that desensitized as a group to where we just let this slide with no comment, or are we just all too familiar with cigbeer's penis? i'm going with both.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1414 on:** September 18, 2010, 06:09:32 PM »

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Briden got really mad at me for texting him this today

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are we that desensitized as a group to where we just let this slide with no comment, or are we just all too familiar with cigbeer's penis? i'm going with both.

I sometimes get complaints that I hurt the vagina because my penis is overweight. I had a girlfriend that claimed I tore something on her pussy every time we fucked.

Watson · « **Reply #1415 on:** September 18, 2010, 07:25:10 PM »

Me and Tim had a conversation about if we were show-ers or growers. He has a giant hog of a flaccid penis, but I wonder how big it is erect. I often wonder who has a bigger cock, me or Timothy. Timothy has prompted me to send him pictures of my penis, but although I am in no way homophobic or against homosexuality, I personally feel weird sending a picture of my cock to a man.

Perhaps this burning question will never be answered.

kilgore. · « **Reply #1416 on:** September 18, 2010, 08:03:12 PM »

i'm no fag or nothin' but i do appreciate a big homegrown dick.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1417 on:** September 18, 2010, 11:29:46 PM »

Quote from: Watson on September 18, 2010, 07:25:10 PM

Me and Tim had a conversation about if we were show-ers or growers. He has a giant hog of a flaccid penis, but I wonder how big it is erect. I often wonder who has a bigger cock, me or Timothy. Timothy has prompted me to send him pictures of my penis, but although I am in no way homophobic or against homosexuality, I personally feel weird sending a picture of my cock to a man.

Perhaps this burning question will never be answered.

I told you Wilson. It's a grower. It can get super fucking small limp, like when I skate hard, or it's cold, or it gets pretty decent sized limp if the weather and mood is right. When hard I grow several more inches than that picture. Please just measure and take pics. We can have The Tim vs. Wilson cock showdown.

kilgore. · « **Reply #1418 on:** September 18, 2010, 11:36:25 PM »

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1419 on:** September 18, 2010, 11:49:11 PM »

Are you intentionally turning me on, or just posting a picture?

BriDen · « **Reply #1420 on:** September 19, 2010, 12:16:03 AM »

Look, I love dicks as much as the next guy, so let's just start a post your dick topic.

Mackattack · « **Reply #1421 on:** September 19, 2010, 01:05:41 PM »

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Briden got really mad at me for texting him this today

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are we that desensitized as a group to where we just let this slide with no comment, or are we just all too familiar with cigbeer's penis? i'm going with both.
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I sometimes get complaints that I hurt the vagina because my penis is overweight. I had a girlfriend that claimed I tore something on her pussy every time we fucked.

One time i got this weird infection or something where my penis swelled up to 1.5 times its normal girth. I convinced my x to let me fuck her with my pornstar dick and she said she could feel the difference. It saddens me to know that ill never measure up to my former self.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1422 on:** September 19, 2010, 01:54:13 PM »

Quote from: Briden on September 19, 2010, 12:16:03 AM

Look, I love dicks as much as the next guy, so let's just start a post your dick topic.

I already tried it : (

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=40840.0

frisco · « **Reply #1423 on:** September 19, 2010, 02:32:54 PM »

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Briden got really mad at me for texting him this today

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are we that desensitized as a group to where we just let this slide with no comment, or are we just all too familiar with cigbeer's penis? i'm going with both.
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I sometimes get complaints that I hurt the vagina because my penis is overweight. I had a girlfriend that claimed I tore something on her pussy every time we fucked.
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One time i got this weird infection or something where my penis swelled up to 1.5 times its normal girth. I convinced my x to let me fuck her with my pornstar dick and she said she could feel the difference. It saddens me to know that ill never measure up to my former self.

did you transfer said infection to your ex, thus adding 1.5 girth to her vajayjay

mcpeepants · « **Reply #1424 on:** September 20, 2010, 08:22:58 AM »

sitting down, being an obstacle.

1992 · « **Reply #1425 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:04:05 PM »

I finally got out of the house for a few hours today and went downtown to see some friends. This is me and my skate homie Angello(on the right) this afternoon chillin' before the kids got outta school. It was a nice day weather wise but now I'm tired.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1426 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:10:04 PM »

chuck d · « **Reply #1427 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:13:20 PM »

I like your love seat.

GnarlesManson · « **Reply #1428 on:** September 22, 2010, 08:09:27 PM »

the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.

camel filters · « **Reply #1429 on:** September 22, 2010, 09:10:42 PM »

last halloween (im the asian one)

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1430 on:** September 22, 2010, 09:44:33 PM »

Quote from: GnarlesManson on September 22, 2010, 08:09:27 PM

the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.

It is! Fat asses, hipsters, euro flare weirdos, thugged out dudes, wiggers, typical skate nerds, art nerds, music nerds, washed up pros, transvestites, asians, handsome men, ugly men.

codithou · « **Reply #1431 on:** September 23, 2010, 08:51:35 AM »

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the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.
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It is! Fat asses, hipsters, euro flare weirdos, thugged out dudes, wiggers, typical skate nerds, art nerds, music nerds, washed up pros, transvestites, asians, handsome men, ugly men.

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Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #1432 on:** September 23, 2010, 10:39:50 AM »

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last halloween (im the asian one)
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Whoa, Asian Doug Funny as Quailman!? WOW!
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jerry hsu is on this board!

GnarlesManson · « **Reply #1433 on:** September 23, 2010, 10:49:54 AM »

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the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.
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It is! Fat asses, hipsters, euro flare weirdos, thugged out dudes, wiggers, typical skate nerds, art nerds, music nerds, washed up pros, transvestites, asians, handsome men, ugly men.
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the slap messageboard had a poster who falls under this category:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender

saucy ragu · « **Reply #1434 on:** September 23, 2010, 11:11:42 AM »

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the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.
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It is! Fat asses, hipsters, euro flare weirdos, thugged out dudes, wiggers, typical skate nerds, art nerds, music nerds, washed up pros, transvestites, asians, handsome men, ugly men.
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the slap messageboard had a poster who falls under this category:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender
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there is also a gorilla.

And he is the BEST one.

mcpeepants · « **Reply #1435 on:** September 23, 2010, 09:28:03 PM »

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the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.
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It is! Fat asses, hipsters, euro flare weirdos, thugged out dudes, wiggers, typical skate nerds, art nerds, music nerds, washed up pros, transvestites, asians, handsome men, ugly men.
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the slap messageboard had a poster who falls under this category:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender
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there is also a gorilla.
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And he is the BEST one EVER.

camel filters · « **Reply #1436 on:** September 23, 2010, 09:32:35 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Ocelot on September 22, 2010, 09:44:33 PM

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the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.
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It is! Fat asses, hipsters, euro flare weirdos, thugged out dudes, wiggers, typical skate nerds, art nerds, music nerds, washed up pros, transvestites, asians, handsome men, ugly men.

hahaha i like that "asians" is a category.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1437 on:** September 23, 2010, 10:04:45 PM »

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the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.
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It is! Fat asses, hipsters, euro flare weirdos, thugged out dudes, wiggers, typical skate nerds, art nerds, music nerds, washed up pros, transvestites, asians, handsome men, ugly men.
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hahaha i like that "asians" is a category.

Haha I actually included that one especially for you

camel filters · « **Reply #1438 on:** September 23, 2010, 10:46:41 PM »

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the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.
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It is! Fat asses, hipsters, euro flare weirdos, thugged out dudes, wiggers, typical skate nerds, art nerds, music nerds, washed up pros, transvestites, asians, handsome men, ugly men.
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hahaha i like that "asians" is a category.
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Haha I actually included that one especially for you

I am honored!

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1439 on:** September 23, 2010, 11:01:47 PM »

Quote from: camel filters on September 23, 2010, 10:46:41 PM

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the diversity among slap pals is beautiful.
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It is! Fat asses, hipsters, euro flare weirdos, thugged out dudes, wiggers, typical skate nerds, art nerds, music nerds, washed up pros, transvestites, asians, handsome men, ugly men.
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hahaha i like that "asians" is a category.
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Haha I actually included that one especially for you
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I am honored!

You're one of my favorite posters omg!

Are we still FB friends???

Author Topic: Post a picture of yourself! (Read 475096 times)

TheFreshSC

BriDen

Mackattack

1992