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prod and mikey taylor
« on: April 28, 2024, 11:48:55 PM »
https://heckride.com/f/curren-caples

Quote about how P-Rod blew so much money when he was sponsored by Target (so much so they took away the cards from everyone on the team).

And in Spankys bunt episode, theres that story of Mikey Taylor splashing pedestrians at a bus stop with his car.

These guys suck

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2024, 12:03:07 AM »
looks like someone's jealous womp womp

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2024, 12:11:41 AM »
looks like someone's jealous womp womp

Can we get a rich guy in here to confirm that they just suck?gyros4heroes ain’t hearing it from us broke boys 

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2024, 12:14:38 AM »
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looks like someone's jealous womp womp
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Can we get a rich guy in here to confirm that they just suck?gyros4heroes ain’t hearing it from us broke boys
I mean they do suck but absolutely rinsing a corporate sponsor is commendable, if anything

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2024, 12:20:29 AM »
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looks like someone's jealous womp womp
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Can we get a rich guy in here to confirm that they just suck?gyros4heroes ain’t hearing it from us broke boys
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I mean they do suck but absolutely rinsing a corporate sponsor is commendable, if anything

Selfishly overdoing it and causing all the other sponsored skaters and surfers to lose a huge corporate perk. Yea, sounds like commendable behavior.

Even amongst other sell-outs P-Rod over does it and ruins it for everyone around him. Dude is a complete kook.

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2024, 12:44:03 AM »
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looks like someone's jealous womp womp
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Can we get a rich guy in here to confirm that they just suck?gyros4heroes ain’t hearing it from us broke boys
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I mean they do suck but absolutely rinsing a corporate sponsor is commendable, if anything

He blew all the target money on haircuts for unhoused folks so they could get job interviews at Mikey Taylor’s bitcoin mine but people only want to focus on the negative because they ain’t on the grindset

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2024, 05:24:59 AM »
They’re both cringe even without that information you provided.
Trendwatch 2022: kooking Sick_McCrank_ everyday for being a kook

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2024, 05:58:44 AM »

And in Spankys bunt episode, theres that story of Mikey Taylor splashing pedestrians at a bus stop with his car.


i'd smack this motherfucker so hard if he did that to me he'd go from a horse to a donkey

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2024, 06:08:28 AM »
https://heckride.com/f/curren-caples

Quote about how P-Rod blew so much money when he was sponsored by Target (so much so they took away the cards from everyone on the team).

And in Spankys bunt episode, theres that story of Mikey Taylor splashing pedestrians at a bus stop with his car.

These guys suck

The horseface sucks balls, but c'mon, P-Rod literally just did what the rest of us would do if we were given a "buy whatever you want" target card

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2024, 06:15:05 AM »

And in Spankys bunt episode, theres that story of Mikey Taylor splashing pedestrians at a bus stop


No galloping in town, asshole!


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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2024, 06:34:28 AM »
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And in Spankys bunt episode, theres that story of Mikey Taylor splashing pedestrians at a bus stop with his car.

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i'd smack this motherfucker so hard if he did that to me he'd go from a horse to a donkey

Thank you for making me laugh this morning.
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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2024, 06:37:38 AM »
They’re both cringe even without that information you provided.
I appreciate the evidence but all you really have to do is listen to those two idiots talk

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2024, 07:32:47 AM »
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They’re both cringe even without that information you provided.
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I appreciate the evidence but all you really have to do is listen to those two idiots talk


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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2024, 07:50:10 AM »
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think
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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2024, 09:11:51 AM »
Is simple: Both are kooks but at least one of them didn't gave up skateboarding like a little bitch.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2024, 09:40:09 AM »
imagine getting splashed by water only to have some weirdo on the internet defend you years later. also curren caples need to shut his pretty mouth and whoever normalized being a whiny little baby talking mad shit on podcasts needs to stfu (chrisroberts)

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2024, 10:18:24 AM »
imagine getting splashed by water only to have some weirdo on the internet defend you years later. also curren caples need to shut his pretty mouth and whoever normalized being a whiny little baby talking mad shit on podcasts needs to stfu (chrisroberts)

Crob is too careful and timid to talk shit. My favorite moments of the 9 Club are when he becomes visibly uncomfortable at an interview becoming too real.

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2024, 11:50:50 AM »
mikey taylor is a kook

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2024, 11:59:09 AM »
Mikey Taylor grew up. Something people on internet forums are too scared to do.

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2024, 12:36:33 PM »
^ bro this offends me

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2024, 12:46:15 PM »
There was no wire. Clark's planet needed him.
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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2024, 12:48:48 PM »
That mf got dolphin teeth

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2024, 01:42:11 PM »
prod running up a target charge card just makes me like prod more

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2024, 01:55:24 PM »
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looks like someone's jealous womp womp
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Can we get a rich guy in here to confirm that they just suck?gyros4heroes ain’t hearing it from us broke boys
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I mean they do suck but absolutely rinsing a corporate sponsor is commendable, if anything
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Selfishly overdoing it and causing all the other sponsored skaters and surfers to lose a huge corporate perk. Yea, sounds like commendable behavior.

Even amongst other sell-outs P-Rod over does it and ruins it for everyone around him. Dude is a complete kook.

Selfish as the year is long. Has a Mercedes S class, not good enough for “The Rod” he’s got to get a RR Phantom. “What can I say I like nice things”- The Rod. Yeah we get it you’re a flaming narcissist. Can’t just be genuinely thankful for all the support Primitive gets and give a fan a Tesla or something alike, there has to be a money making scheme attached to it.

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2024, 02:37:17 PM »
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looks like someone's jealous womp womp
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Can we get a rich guy in here to confirm that they just suck?gyros4heroes ain’t hearing it from us broke boys
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I mean they do suck but absolutely rinsing a corporate sponsor is commendable, if anything
[close]

Selfishly overdoing it and causing all the other sponsored skaters and surfers to lose a huge corporate perk. Yea, sounds like commendable behavior.

Even amongst other sell-outs P-Rod over does it and ruins it for everyone around him. Dude is a complete kook.
Do you honestly think they weren’t gonna just drop everyone in a few years anyway. You’re reaching with this one bud. If someone you were a fan of did the same exact thing I bet you wouldn’t have the same perspective. The fact target took away his card just proves corporate greed. Curren said he would’ve done the same thing. Are you one of those trickle down economics guys? Calling Paul out for greed when this giant corporation your siding with wants to exploit his image to appeal to a certain demographic is a wild take. Target gross profits were almost $27 billion in 2023.

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2024, 03:24:29 PM »
I think they should pitch a saturday night talk show to BBC Northern Ireland: 'Prod & Mick'. Guaranteed hit.

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2024, 03:29:10 PM »
What do you think the PRodfather bought at Target? Air fryers? 1000 thread count sheets? Taylor swift vinyls?

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2024, 04:04:57 PM »
What do you think the PRodfather bought at Target? Air fryers? 1000 thread count sheets? Taylor swift vinyls?

think Scrooge mcduck money vault but filled with lodge cast iron cookware 🏊‍♂️

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2024, 04:42:40 PM »
Mikey Taylor grew up. Something people on internet forums are too scared to do.
Is that what that is? I hope it doesn’t happen to me

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Re: prod and mikey taylor
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2024, 05:33:42 PM »
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looks like someone's jealous womp womp
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Can we get a rich guy in here to confirm that they just suck?gyros4heroes ain’t hearing it from us broke boys
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I mean they do suck but absolutely rinsing a corporate sponsor is commendable, if anything
[close]

Selfishly overdoing it and causing all the other sponsored skaters and surfers to lose a huge corporate perk. Yea, sounds like commendable behavior.

Even amongst other sell-outs P-Rod over does it and ruins it for everyone around him. Dude is a complete kook.
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Do you honestly think they weren’t gonna just drop everyone in a few years anyway. You’re reaching with this one bud. If someone you were a fan of did the same exact thing I bet you wouldn’t have the same perspective. The fact target took away his card just proves corporate greed. Curren said he would’ve done the same thing. Are you one of those trickle down economics guys? Calling Paul out for greed when this giant corporation your siding with wants to exploit his image to appeal to a certain demographic is a wild take. Target gross profits were almost $27 billion in 2023.

Yeah, but did you consider their gross expenses were almost $28 billion in 2017 thanks to PROD's target charge card?
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.