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we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.
Putting my old t-shirts on my dog and then watching her walk around the house.It's even sillier looking in person.
<img src="http://www.skatelog.com/photos/skaters/bob-burnquist/espn-lax-a-2004-264x350.jpg">Vov Vurnquist. A nigga with a wide penis and a thin sense of responsibility for the safety of himself and others around him. And with good reason... he kickflipped a fucking mega ramp... no grab.As a young man, Vov would wander the streets of Rio De Janeiro, gawking at the assorment of street performers and mustachioed whores who inhabeted these grimy avenues. Somewhere between bristly hummers from cheap prostitutes and daily cocaine buffets, the Vov managed to stumble upon a decrepid skatepark. There he witnessed Ron "The Messiah" Whaley ollieing to fakie on a quarterpipe made of rusty copper. He was high on a cocktail of mescaline and GHB. From then out the Vov was addicted to the life of varials and arials. At his first X-Games appearance he made the crowd of over 213,000 bust a simultaneous skate-nut. Women eveywhere were astounded by his one-footed backside smith grinds, as well as the girth of his genetalia. And the rest was history...Today he lives in Vista, CA, where he skates his own mega complex and fucks his wife in the ass.
Not my ass, my wrist.
Not to toot my own horn but Dyrdek was NEVER on my level and never will be.
I aint got no love for you bitches.
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too
post videos or pictures that made your dayhere's taji ameen trying to "kick it" with some chickshttp://youtube.com/watch?v=oKEHg5FO0-o
Just Jerk Off!
DGK SOME TIMES
Quote from: able on March 24, 2008, 10:50:11 PMExpand QuoteJust Jerk Off![close] I hate that kid and kids like him
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IF YOU HAVE SEX ONCE, YOU GET HERPES. IF YOU DO COKE ONCE, YOU DIE AND LOSE YOUR JOB.
Talking today about fucking a mermaid I said "I would fuck a mermaid even if it had some kind of weird fish pussy" to which my friend ahead of me replied "I would fuck a fish"