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Title: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bipsmound on February 16, 2010, 06:02:56 PM
You'll have to turn the volume up:

http://www.youtube.com/v/RdhJWZ-uP5c&hl=en_US&fs=1&
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: RightCoastBiased on February 16, 2010, 06:06:44 PM
I love how he is talking shit after that dude beat his ass.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Rafiki on February 16, 2010, 06:32:29 PM
Call the wambalance, ima kill that nigga
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: RRRRRAD on February 16, 2010, 06:40:36 PM
SO MANY GOOD QUOTES!



"oh what the fuck"

"beat dat niggas ass!"

"oh lord jesus christ!" hahahahaha
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: kilgore. on February 16, 2010, 06:42:21 PM
fully deserved.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: RRRRRAD on February 16, 2010, 06:43:11 PM
and that fuck had everything coming to him

fuck certain colored people for living 100 years in the past man what the fuck dont try and pull the race card anymore that pisses me off the most im not a person who gives a fuck what color you are that shit just pisses me off when people instantly assume im a racist or i am prejudice
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: TheFreshSC on February 16, 2010, 07:01:06 PM
did anyone else notice when the girl filming got the bear's bag and was like "go through it!" damn it, stop reinforcing stereotypes you person
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bobbito on February 16, 2010, 07:06:56 PM
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!!........HE HIT ME FIRST!!"
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: barrierkultt on February 16, 2010, 07:31:36 PM
"Clean & Safe"
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Livin The Psychedelic Lif on February 16, 2010, 07:31:54 PM
haha damn old man got skillz!
fool got beat
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: HoneyBear on February 16, 2010, 07:33:33 PM
Little did the young negro know,that the bear he was fighting was indeed, Randy Savage!
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/56fb65d5120f8a35.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: frisco on February 16, 2010, 07:38:03 PM
the initial left from grizzly adams was devastating
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: TheFreshSC on February 16, 2010, 07:41:26 PM
those blue seats are now covered with AIDS
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sage on February 16, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
So awesome. I was on the bus a few weeks ago and this same situation almost happened except it was the old white guy who deserved the beating.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Dark Knight on February 16, 2010, 08:04:49 PM
anyway it goes, acting like that is bound to get you popped in the face.  hahaha! what a damn fool.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sweets on February 16, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
I love watching people get their ass handed to them when it's deserved.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: everypennyfedcar on February 16, 2010, 08:33:24 PM
I love watching people get their ass handed to them when it's deserved.
Especially on public transit. I don't know what it is about buses and streetcars that makes people go crazy.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on February 16, 2010, 08:37:40 PM
somebody call



the amber lamps.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: kilgore. on February 16, 2010, 09:09:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TDs71.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: RRRRRAD on February 16, 2010, 09:11:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TDs71.jpg)

youre the best
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: crunk juice on February 16, 2010, 09:13:17 PM
and that fuck had everything coming to him

fuck certain colored people for living 100 years in the past man what the fuck dont try and pull the race card anymore that pisses me off the most im not a person who gives a fuck what color you are that shit just pisses me off when people instantly assume im a racist or i am prejudice
you're racist.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: RRRRRAD on February 16, 2010, 09:18:38 PM
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and that fuck had everything coming to him

fuck certain colored people for living 100 years in the past man what the fuck dont try and pull the race card anymore that pisses me off the most im not a person who gives a fuck what color you are that shit just pisses me off when people instantly assume im a racist or i am prejudice
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you're racist.
totally dude
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: crunk juice on February 16, 2010, 09:22:20 PM
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and that fuck had everything coming to him

fuck certain colored people for living 100 years in the past man what the fuck dont try and pull the race card anymore that pisses me off the most im not a person who gives a fuck what color you are that shit just pisses me off when people instantly assume im a racist or i am prejudice
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you're racist.
[close]
totally dude
glad you agree.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sven thorkel on February 16, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
ive been riding public transit everyday for over 10 years now and i have never got to witness anything nearly as awesome as an aging bear (most def a power bottom) maul a black man. maybe i just need to flash a video camera and then people will start to entertain me
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Boomhauer on February 16, 2010, 09:38:31 PM
Call the wambalance, ima kill that nigga

hahahaha. That was motivational is pretty great.

"OH LORD HAVE MERCY!"
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sk8nappreciate on February 16, 2010, 09:49:32 PM
I heard that when you spill a black man's blood you'll ollie 10% higher.  The effect only lasts a week though.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Goblinshark on February 16, 2010, 09:51:33 PM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2mcyseg.jpg)

My friend just made this
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: oyolar on February 16, 2010, 09:52:24 PM
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and that fuck had everything coming to him

fuck certain colored people for living 100 years in the past man what the fuck dont try and pull the race card anymore that pisses me off the most im not a person who gives a fuck what color you are that shit just pisses me off when people instantly assume im a racist or i am prejudice
[close]
you're racist.

How is that racist?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on February 16, 2010, 09:52:49 PM
made my day, only thing that would have made it better is if he beat the goonie squad and camera woman as well.  anyone who rides public transit on a daily basis, can attest that a group of young black girls in a subway car/bus is one of the most obnoxious things ever.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: everypennyfedcar on February 16, 2010, 09:55:55 PM
You definitely see some crazy stuff riding transit every day. One time I was on a bus that clipped this lady when she was crossing the street. Knocked her right to the ground, she was lucky it didn't her right on.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: verbal ham on February 16, 2010, 10:13:37 PM
I guess I'm the only one, but i felt pretty sorry for that black dude, seeing all that blood and all
. I know he put himself into that situation, but that big bear seemed too eager to get down, it's not surprising if someone gets pissed when you say "how much for a spit shine?..i don't care could be a chinaman."..
two kooks, and one got rocked nasty
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on February 16, 2010, 10:38:57 PM
"we can press charges blud"
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: barr on February 16, 2010, 11:47:25 PM
both idiots
Title: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: brooklyn brawler on February 17, 2010, 12:40:41 AM
First this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdAFL9mKYB8



Despite who started it and whatever happened, notice the camera woman takes Epic Beard Man's bags at the end.


Well, the kind folks at 4chan formed a lynch mob to get them back.


(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/9900/1266375410063.jpg)


Facebook group (semi /b/ related)


http://www.facebook.com/pages/Epic-Beard-Man/312776352892?v=wall&ref=nf


Address of woman.

(http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq133/big_fatso/1266371505140.jpg)



Local CBS interview. Note: They do not ask her where the bags are.


http://cbs5.com/video/[email protected]


Check out the comments left on the girl's page.


http://www.youtube.com/user/iyannaw08


Gentlemen, I find this a day where we look up at the internet gods and just preach our prayer, "One day... I will be like you... I started with photoshop and dicks... I will be like you..."



(http://i.imgur.com/TDs71.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: Goblinshark on February 17, 2010, 01:29:40 AM
Ha that's not too far from where I live

also phone number
(510) 639-9171
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Paper Crane on February 17, 2010, 01:33:05 AM
(http://www.nerdtown.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wambulance-150.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on February 17, 2010, 02:07:10 AM
Those comments on her youtube page hahaha, people are so pissed...never seen the N-words so often on one site, its fucked...... And between all the slurs, theres wizarbrandon8 offering her a good deal
Quote
If you return the bag, I promise to send you a KFC gift certificate.
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: Donkey Lips on February 17, 2010, 04:29:25 AM
shit, i gotta wait until later to understand this.
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: Hola on February 17, 2010, 04:52:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSe3jABIyC4&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: papasmurfsdog on February 17, 2010, 04:59:17 AM
That interview was bullshit, the old guy wasn't on anything, he's just fucking old.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: natenola forever on February 17, 2010, 05:25:05 AM
I always love when fake ass thugs think they are tough just because they re from the hood or some dumb shit, then they get put in their place.

There was an incident at a car wash in the hood here where 3 dudes tried to ambush this other guy with some crazy Ak's and street sweepers and shit,
and all 3 of these idiots couldn't hit the dude from about 15 feet away. All the time they're standing in perfect view of the security camera.
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: robasheep on February 17, 2010, 05:37:55 AM
The sign at the end wraps it up nicely. 
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Dr. Evan on February 17, 2010, 06:28:23 AM
He leakin'
lol
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: EricLogan on February 17, 2010, 06:45:15 AM
reminded me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UWqD5GkapQ

what's with people trying to start shit on public transit? I don't even want to talk out loud or so much as look at other people when I'm on the bus
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Choad Muskrat on February 17, 2010, 06:53:43 AM
That's one thing I do not miss about living downtown. Subways and street cars aren't so bad, but public transit via bus is the absolute worst. It's always so packed with the bottom feeders of the riff raff.
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: EricLogan on February 17, 2010, 06:55:17 AM
the internet just got real
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Jupiter on February 17, 2010, 07:12:16 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/3160sc9.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: peacebrother on February 17, 2010, 07:42:37 AM
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and that fuck had everything coming to him

fuck certain colored people for living 100 years in the past man what the fuck dont try and pull the race card anymore that pisses me off the most im not a person who gives a fuck what color you are that shit just pisses me off when people instantly assume im a racist or i am prejudice
[close]
you're racist.
[close]

How is that racist?


"fuck certain colored people"?

This is the most racist thread I've seen on here.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sage on February 17, 2010, 07:46:56 AM
reminded me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UWqD5GkapQ

what's with people trying to start shit on public transit? I don't even want to talk out loud or so much as look at other people when I'm on the bus

Because niggers and white trash feel perfectly at home on the bus.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: frisco on February 17, 2010, 07:53:03 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/3160sc9.jpg)

the internet is a hell of a place
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: frisco on February 17, 2010, 07:56:06 AM
i made an epic tour of 4chan, lots of funny shit on there but its ruthless, also lots of fucked up shit on there, pictures of dead bodies, mutilated faces, really gnarly stuff

but the vigilante epicness makes up for it, and the avatars and these

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/5f/Amber_lamps.jpg/366px-Amber_lamps.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: dripping clit on February 17, 2010, 08:07:22 AM
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and that fuck had everything coming to him

fuck certain colored people for living 100 years in the past man what the fuck dont try and pull the race card anymore that pisses me off the most im not a person who gives a fuck what color you are that shit just pisses me off when people instantly assume im a racist or i am prejudice
[close]
you're racist.
[close]

How is that racist?
[close]


"fuck certain colored people"?

This is the most racist thread I've seen on here.
hahaha
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: robasheep on February 17, 2010, 08:08:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXkwa9uFBss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXkwa9uFBss)
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: SFblah on February 17, 2010, 08:13:13 AM
^^Holy shit!  He's everywhere.

He's just a simple man who likes his baseball, vodka, and a good shoe shine.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bipsmound on February 17, 2010, 08:25:49 AM
Here's part 2.  The bear is still hungry.

http://www.youtube.com/v/G-XVnPzIUsQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Choad Muskrat on February 17, 2010, 08:28:13 AM
^^^ hahaha that old man is a straight G
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: Locbrew on February 17, 2010, 08:28:28 AM
^^Holy shit!  He's everywhere.

He's just a simple man who likes his baseball, vodka, and a good shoe shine.


just living out the American Dream.
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: brooklyn brawler on February 17, 2010, 08:33:34 AM
He's mentioned Nam a few times, so I'm assuming he's got PTSD.

I bet he's killed at least 600 gooks 200 of them were with his bare hands.
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: robasheep on February 17, 2010, 08:41:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Tko788 on February 17, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
"OOOO He leakin'!"


I couldnt stop laughing
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: The Bullet on February 17, 2010, 09:03:38 AM
"OOOO He leakin'!"


I couldnt stop laughing

haha, that was my favorite part too
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: able on February 17, 2010, 09:04:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSe3jABIyC4&feature=player_embedded

I like how she's referred to as the "DUDE who taped the bus fight"  in the title

after the interview I'm really not sure who's side I'm on.
I mean, who in their right mind goes up to a random black dude on the bus and asks
"how much for a shoe shine?"
the black dude may have thrown the first punch
but the Epic Bearded Man started it
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: SFblah on February 17, 2010, 09:09:45 AM
Amber Lamps is pretty cute.  I'm gonna hang out on the bus until I see her.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: tiger woods on February 17, 2010, 09:21:09 AM
"ayyyy beat that nigga ass"

shit had me rollin since last night, fool was pretty much asking for the left straight to be thrown at his face holding the guard rail the entire time he was getting beat. hell ya bear, always good to re-live those nam' days once in a while.

   
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: grimcity on February 17, 2010, 09:33:18 AM
Last time I was on the bart, I thought a nearly identical thing was going to happen between a young white gangsta-guy and an older black guy... they were getting really heated (pretty sure both were fucked up) then the white guy walked to one end of the car, and when the thing stopped both dudes got off on either end of the car). Just as we were pulling away from the last stop in Oakland (towards SF) the old dude pulled out a big ass knife... luckily they walked in different directions.

Seeing shit like that in such a squeezed environment is sooooo sketch.
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: Bantam on February 17, 2010, 09:36:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7c/EBM_-_Original.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: brooklyn brawler on February 17, 2010, 10:05:59 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSe3jABIyC4&feature=player_embedded
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I like how she's referred to as the "DUDE who taped the bus fight"  in the title

after the interview I'm really not sure who's side I'm on.
I mean, who in their right mind goes up to a random black dude on the bus and asks
"how much for a shoe shine?"
the black dude may have thrown the first punch
but the Epic Bearded Man started it


She also screamed "Kill Pinky! Kick his white ass!", and when EBM pulls the fatality, she's like "OOOOH SHIIIITTTT!" and runs to the font. Later grabs EBM's bags and goes through it.

In the interview, she was just there like Amber Lamps... a lone passenger unrelated to anyone.


Update: EBM's bags are still not returned.



(http://i.imgur.com/56guk.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: Inanimate Object on February 17, 2010, 10:34:14 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/5f/Amber_lamps.jpg/366px-Amber_lamps.jpg)

Glad people noticed this purple dressed girl with the perfect bone structure.
SIGH
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: Livin The Psychedelic Lif on February 17, 2010, 10:36:09 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/5f/Amber_lamps.jpg/366px-Amber_lamps.jpg)

haha holy wow this thread kills
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: zipzinger666 on February 17, 2010, 10:45:22 AM
her explaining the situati0n...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbsX5j-8T3Y
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: able on February 17, 2010, 11:08:15 AM
I'm still trying to figure out who the guilty party is in the video


Now after reviewing the tape in
a sort of a Kevin Costner from JFK style
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/beardedman.jpg)
I can see that Pinky, the filmer, and the epic bearded man
all played detrimental roles in this debacle (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)
yet, I still cannot convict either defendant

I do however, conclude that Epic Beard Man was the clear winner of the fisticuffs
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: jack burton on February 17, 2010, 11:10:29 AM
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^^Holy shit!  He's everywhere.

He's just a simple man who likes his baseball, vodka, and a good shoe shine.
[close]


just living out the American Dream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfOEMwKO4Vo
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Livin The Psychedelic Lif on February 17, 2010, 11:14:39 AM
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reminded me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UWqD5GkapQ

what's with people trying to start shit on public transit? I don't even want to talk out loud or so much as look at other people when I'm on the bus
[close]

Because niggers and white trash feel perfectly at home on the bus.

another vid that I didnt see..
Poor ol lady
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Cthulhu! on February 17, 2010, 11:23:07 AM
That was awesome.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Dark Knight on February 17, 2010, 11:25:47 AM
"ayyyy beat that nigga ass"
 

that was good too.  whoever said that was talking to the white guy, right?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: able on February 17, 2010, 11:29:03 AM
I was surprised to hear that the black guy was like 50 years old

yeah, we should probably merge these threads
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: cops keep firing on February 17, 2010, 11:31:43 AM
how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: mcpeepants on February 17, 2010, 11:50:47 AM
how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.

We didn't "all turn our heads the other way." most of the media didn't say shit about the crazy bitch that killed the teachers and her brother years ago. The only reason this thread is a topic is because there's a video and it's fucking funny.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: tonysean on February 17, 2010, 12:05:38 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/3160sc9.jpg)
awesome
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Beer Wizard on February 17, 2010, 12:17:03 PM
how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.
Wow ironically this has to be one of the unaware racist comments I've seen resulting from this video.  Maybe if you stopped categorizing the events by race you could see how some fool getting their ass beat is a completely different (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) from someone going on a shooting spree.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: cops keep firing on February 17, 2010, 12:20:46 PM
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how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.
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We didn't "all turn our heads the other way." most of the media didn't say shit about the crazy bitch that killed the teachers and her brother years ago. The only reason this thread is a topic is because there's a video and it's fucking funny.

you're missing the point. when white people commit crimes, their actions are isolated.
when minorities commit crimes, it becomes a representation* of the entire race.

examples:
the woman that taped the altercation stole the man's bag = (youtube comment speak) niggers are theives. shes such a nigger. etc...

a white man holds a girl captive for 18 years = isolated incident. white people aren't rapists/abductors, just that guy.

gang violence in a predominately black neighborhood (the hood) occurs = black people are violent and you should be afraid of them

two white kids kill a bunch of their classmates in columbine = isolated incident. nothing to be afraid of just a pair of kids listening to marilyn manson.
a white woman is denied a tenured position and shoots her co-workers = again an isolated incident.

do i need to go on? there are so many more examples. when have white people ever be subject to the actions of a single person from their race?
it seems like never. i can't even think of a deragotory term to label the white people who are crazy because there are none. if there was a term and everytime some shit went down i started using it, i can't imagine you being exactly tickled by the statements i'd be making.

what is funny about this? a white man makes a derogatory comment, offends someone then beats the shit out of him and somehow its his fault.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: cops keep firing on February 17, 2010, 12:21:27 PM
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how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.
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Wow ironically this has to be one of the unaware racist comments I've seen resulting from this video.  Maybe if you stopped categorizing the events by race you could see how some fool getting their ass beat is a completely different (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) from someone going on a shooting spree.

are you kidding me? on the first page someone said that there were aids all over* the seats and i'm the racist???
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on February 17, 2010, 12:27:15 PM
how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.

i don't think anyone is holding black people accountable for these dudes actions, we're just lumping him together with all the other black dudes who we've encountered who act and carry themselves like trash.  Just like if that (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) was reversed and the black guy was beating on the white guy for being an ignorant obnoxious asshole, everyone on here would be calling the white guy a racist white trash piece of shit.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Beer Wizard on February 17, 2010, 12:28:47 PM
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how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.
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Wow ironically this has to be one of the UNAWARE racist comments I've seen resulting from this video.  Maybe if you stopped categorizing the events by race you could see how some fool getting their ass beat is a completely different (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) from someone going on a shooting spree.
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are you kidding me? on the first page someone said that there were aids all of the seats and i'm the racist???
The difference in this video and the events you compare it to are that PEOPLE DIED.  You can't see how someone getting their ass kicked and someone losing their life is different?


Edit: Also I don't think people are accounting all black people for this guys actions.  Like the dude above said they are comparing him to other black people they have encountered who act the same way.  Due to our societies double standards there isn't a word to categorize a demographic of black people who act this way because it would be socially taboo and considered "racist."  However if it were the white person in the situation it would be less complicated because there is a word that describes white people who act in the way the black man behaved:  rednecks.  Unless there is a word for black people who behave as rednecks?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Jupiter on February 17, 2010, 12:38:17 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b8/Ambulance2_copy.png)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bipsmound on February 17, 2010, 12:41:06 PM
So, would you say this guy is more Stevie Williams trashy or Nelson Mandela trashy?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: cops keep firing on February 17, 2010, 12:43:40 PM
So, would you say this guy is more Stevie Williams trashy or Nelson Mandela trashy?

would you say you are more the confederate flag type or ku klux klan type?

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how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.
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Wow ironically this has to be one of the UNAWARE racist comments I've seen resulting from this video.  Maybe if you stopped categorizing the events by race you could see how some fool getting their ass beat is a completely different (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) from someone going on a shooting spree.
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are you kidding me? on the first page someone said that there were aids all of the seats and i'm the racist???
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The difference in this video and the events you compare it to are that PEOPLE DIED.



false. you clearly didn't read all of the examples i provided.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bipsmound on February 17, 2010, 12:52:17 PM
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So, would you say this guy is more Stevie Williams trashy or Nelson Mandela trashy?
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would you say you are more the confederate flag type or ku klux klan type?

Gee, that's a tough one.  But, I'll bet dollars to donuts you're the type that's too busy being offended to realize I was making fun of the other dudes on this page.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: cops keep firing on February 17, 2010, 12:54:18 PM
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So, would you say this guy is more Stevie Williams trashy or Nelson Mandela trashy?
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would you say you are more the confederate flag type or ku klux klan type?
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Gee, that's a tough one.  But, I'll bet dollars to donuts you're the type that's too busy being offended to realize I was making fun of the other dudes on this page.

i'm also man enough to admit when i've made a mistake. my apologies.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: zipzinger666 on February 17, 2010, 12:59:19 PM
SLAP forum for racist accusations...
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Beer Wizard on February 17, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
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would you say you are more the confederate flag type or ku klux klan type?

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how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.
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Wow ironically this has to be one of the UNAWARE racist comments I've seen resulting from this video.  Maybe if you stopped categorizing the events by race you could see how some fool getting their ass beat is a completely different (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) from someone going on a shooting spree.
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are you kidding me? on the first page someone said that there were aids all of the seats and i'm the racist???
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The difference in this video and the events you compare it to are that PEOPLE DIED.


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false. you clearly didn't read all of the examples i provided.
I'm not trying to argue the point you are trying to make, just how you are going about it.  Like I said before, can you really not see the differences in those events and this one?  They are morbid and this video is comedic.  

I think an example you be looking for is if the old man was black and the young dude acting a fool was some white trash redneck who tried to hit the old black man and in return got his ass handed to him.  While white bystanders were yelling racist remarks.-  And you would be correct the whole white race wouldn't get lumped into it only rednecks would because this classification exist.

Like I said above:

Also I don't think people are accounting all black people for this guys actions.  Like the dude above said they are comparing him to other black people they have encountered who act the same way.  Due to our societies double standards there isn't a word to categorize a demographic of black people who act this way because it would be socially taboo and considered "racist."  However if it were the white person in the  it would be less complicated because there is a word that describes white people who act in the way the black man behaved:  rednecks.  Unless there is a word for black people who behave as rednecks?

I don't think it is correct, appropriate, just, or whatever you want to call it.  I'm just trying to help explain why I interpret people do this.  You asked: "how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?"  Thats my answer.

I'd just refer to the fool as a fool (Like I did in my earlier post) and compare him to other fools.


Edit:  See how you were almost instantly able to label "confederate flag type"  or "ku klux klan type"?  This doesn't exist for black people other than "black panther type" but that group had positive influences as well.  There is no racist subculture label for the African American race because ironically that word itself would be considered racist in our society.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: cops keep firing on February 17, 2010, 01:11:47 PM
when you're right, you're right.
hats off.
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: brooklyn brawler on February 17, 2010, 01:24:23 PM
Sorry Pinky! Never bothered to open up your thread, so I merged them.


I got this quote of Reddit.


"Here's the whole situation from the perspective of the girl with the headphones. Mute the first video."


http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DlQJFv9SMSMQ&start1=4&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DcmvimQRouG0&start2=0&authorName=fromthegirlinpinkperspective
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: brooklyn brawler on February 17, 2010, 01:42:30 PM
Did you just refer to monkeys?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sweets on February 17, 2010, 01:45:47 PM
n0torious is so fucking racist.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 17, 2010, 01:48:06 PM
You should see the pm's he sends me. He HATES hispanics!
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Beer Wizard on February 17, 2010, 01:58:16 PM
It's true! I'm from the south so I can't get my driver's license without hailing allegiance to white power.
http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/5381/Family_Guy_The_DMV
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 17, 2010, 02:09:02 PM
It's officially a meme hit!

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&q=da+amber+lamps&start=0&sa=N&fp=1&cad=b
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 17, 2010, 02:11:24 PM
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6287/ambulamps2.jpg)

(http://i49.tinypic.com/15s7qjl.jpg)

(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/9524/slapyourshee.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 17, 2010, 02:15:54 PM
You guys wanna buy his "I am a motherfucker" shirt?

http://www.zazzle.com/i_am_a_motherf_er_tshirt-235947338331700437
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 17, 2010, 02:16:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ipT0J.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Jupiter on February 17, 2010, 02:17:19 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/69/EBM-amber_lamps.png/743px-EBM-amber_lamps.png)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Donkey Lips on February 17, 2010, 02:32:54 PM
youtube is blocked at work so i waited all day to find what this was about. holy shit this is the ass beating of the millennium.

before that video, this was the old man ass kicking of all time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXc-TeIwePA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXc-TeIwePA)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 17, 2010, 02:45:27 PM
Haha at this comment on the SF Gate site.


misterfritzl
2/17/2010 8:18:11 AM

Who is Amber Lamps?



**From here on out we all know that the internet has just decided that no one will call Ambulance by it's proper name.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sk8nappreciate on February 17, 2010, 02:49:33 PM
Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UWqD5GkapQ

God ghetto black woman are the worst.
Not trying to be racist(I don't give two shits if you think I am) but why the fuck is it part of black culture to act so fucking stupid?
It's like they purposely act regular and it comes off in their culture as cool and hip.
well... it's not.

I love me self some rap music but damn I don't want to see some black dude act like he has down syndrome all the fucking time.

and i'm not referring to all black people most of you guys are cool as fuck.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 17, 2010, 02:53:59 PM
God the internets are quick. Haha

http://www.zazzle.com/epic_beard_man_amber_lamps_tshirt-235781083837951981


Also someone on Sfist posted:

"I was working at the intersection of 2nd & Market. Each and every day the man pictured above would walk by my shop, wave a loaf of sourdough in my face, and scream obscenities about the San Francisco 49′ers."


Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on February 17, 2010, 03:25:22 PM
claims of reverse racism are the funniest kind of white racism.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sweets on February 17, 2010, 03:54:03 PM
No more talk of racism. It exists. It's lame. Can we please just enjoy how this insane incident is leading to ridiculousness of global proportions? Thanks.

Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: HyperBeam on February 17, 2010, 04:08:27 PM
that is the bus line i take to the skate park. had i gone, there is a good chance i would have ended up on that bus. oakland is crazy.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 17, 2010, 06:03:19 PM
It's gotten to me, I'm waiting to yell amber lamps in my car when I hear one.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sven thorkel on February 17, 2010, 06:33:28 PM
well if your in front of an amber lamp its gonna look more like a pmal rebma 
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 17, 2010, 06:39:42 PM
Who ya gonna call?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: EricLogan on February 17, 2010, 06:41:01 PM
http://deadspin.com/5474034/bus-fightin-man-already-an-oakland-legend

Good article that sets up how the (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) came together.

Dude! The story at the end makes EBM/IAAMF guy seem sick as fuck.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Boston. on February 17, 2010, 06:48:13 PM
hahahahaha
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: HBeezy561 on February 17, 2010, 07:48:35 PM
youtube is blocked at work so i waited all day to find what this was about. holy shit this is the ass beating of the millennium.

before that video, this was the old man ass kicking of all time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXc-TeIwePA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXc-TeIwePA)
ahahahah dude had the ill left hook

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjmRM6Umms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjmRM6Umms)
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: HBeezy561 on February 17, 2010, 07:54:49 PM
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I like how she's referred to as the "DUDE who taped the bus fight"  in the title

after the interview I'm really not sure who's side I'm on.
I mean, who in their right mind goes up to a random black dude on the bus and asks
"how much for a shoe shine?"
the black dude may have thrown the first punch
but the Epic Bearded Man started it
and she dont know wtf she talkin about
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on February 17, 2010, 08:08:26 PM
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the internet is a hell of a place

Damn Old Zangief
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Corby Tender on February 17, 2010, 08:29:30 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SkateNerdEvan/Amberlamps.png)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Donkey Lips on February 17, 2010, 08:50:33 PM
went to a hockey game tonight and heard girls infront of me talking about it.  told them to "bring dem" and they went ape shit.  apparently amberlamps is the tightest thing since lil wayne.  thank you both bipsmound and brooklyn bawler for this precious internet gem.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: everypennyfedcar on February 17, 2010, 09:53:39 PM
This leprechaun?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
Title: Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 17, 2010, 10:11:35 PM
Last time I was on the bart, I thought a nearly identical thing was going to happen between a young white gangsta-guy and an older black guy... they were getting really heated (pretty sure both were fucked up) then the white guy walked to one end of the car, and when the thing stopped both dudes got off on either end of the car). Just as we were pulling away from the last stop in Oakland (towards SF) the old dude pulled out a big ass knife... luckily they walked in different directions.

Seeing shit like that in such a squeezed environment is sooooo sketch.
That's my old stop! West Oakland. That bart stop is sketchy as fuck. While I was living there some girl got kidnapped, raped, and killed from there.

Oakland is fucking nuts. Everybody there is fucking crazy. Even the people who aren't violent crazy like both of those dudes are crazy in some way. I'm not surprised it happened there. I miss that town. Weird racial shit can go down, but it has to do with the fact that it is one of the most diverse cities you will ever visit, and I love that. It's like an island of realness in a state filled with plastic bullshit. I love a lot of the rest of the state and all, but a lot of it has something missing that Oakland has in spades.
I love how the filmer acts like she was some documentarian looking for art in the interview, when you can clearly hear that she  was a shit starting instigator.
How do you know that dude was a bear though? just looked like a dude with a beard to me.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on February 18, 2010, 12:32:54 AM
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs172.snc3/19974_100289103339646_100000756695493_7650_1784394_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: EricLogan on February 18, 2010, 03:22:06 AM
I've never been so infatuated with someone so obscure before. I hope she succeeds in all of her pursuits.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Hola on February 18, 2010, 03:57:56 AM
I've never been so infatuated with someone so obscure before. I hope she succeeds in all of her pursuits.

i just found this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2Q6yiQ2VI
http://amberlamps.co.cc/
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: EricLogan on February 18, 2010, 04:01:49 AM
thank you
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sweets on February 18, 2010, 04:48:40 AM
Oooooh, what you do to meeee....
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sergioflorez on February 18, 2010, 06:39:47 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/57/Blackbetty.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: boyan on February 18, 2010, 06:42:07 AM
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs380.snc3/24290_326147262224_45339157224_3266827_2410183_n.jpg)

this was funny, maybe it has been posted, I didn't check the other pages
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: frisco on February 18, 2010, 07:06:49 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/66708270.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1266506405&Signature=aqDC9Dd6FPLHpb50hL5jZ%2BYLVnw%3D)

Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 18, 2010, 08:19:18 AM
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I've never been so infatuated with someone so obscure before. I hope she succeeds in all of her pursuits.
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i just found this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2Q6yiQ2VI
http://amberlamps.co.cc/

Oh Em Gee, that girl is gonna freak once she sees this.  No way she doesn't already know about it. 

<3 <3 Amber Lamps <3 <3
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Beer Wizard on February 18, 2010, 08:30:54 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/57/Blackbetty.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=gY-VAQKlkak&v=STL7MbEvg18
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: tiger woods on February 18, 2010, 08:52:51 AM

<3 <3 Amber Lamps <3 <3
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: everypennyfedcar on February 18, 2010, 09:02:18 AM
She's something like a phenomenon.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 18, 2010, 09:14:56 AM
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(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/57/Blackbetty.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=gY-VAQKlkak&v=STL7MbEvg18
Oh fuck, thank you for that link. Listened to it 3 times in a row. I'll be sad when this gets old.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 18, 2010, 10:22:41 AM
(http://amberlamps.co.cc/images/00012.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bipsmound on February 18, 2010, 11:13:59 AM
(http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt139/BigRoshambo/AliandAmber.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: brooklyn brawler on February 18, 2010, 12:49:37 PM
(http://amberlamps.co.cc/images/1266439949963.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: jack burton on February 18, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
god damn i love the internet.  :)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sage on February 18, 2010, 02:23:01 PM
The fact that everyone is loving this so much (not just here but the whole damn internet) goes to show how sick people are of dealing with fucking "gansta" trash.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: kevbo999 on February 18, 2010, 02:46:29 PM
You're right, it has nothing to do with people liking the underdog.  It's about everyone's hatred for "gangsta trash".  Holy FUCK you are a stupid kid.  It wasn't even the black dude who started it.  Like whoever said earlier.. "both idiots".
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Donkey Lips on February 18, 2010, 03:00:52 PM
it has nothing to do with dislike for 'gangsta trash' and everything to do with like for people wearing baby blue and throwin punches like mr. dream. 
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 18, 2010, 03:03:42 PM
Amazing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzsYmyolR9M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzsYmyolR9M)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Boston. on February 18, 2010, 07:49:34 PM
i love how that girl is the most popular girl on the internet right now(amber lamps)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Boomhauer on February 18, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
This leprechaun?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

Hahaha. I'm trying so hard to find that episode of South Park where they make fun of the dude in the baby blue hat.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: everypennyfedcar on February 18, 2010, 08:58:11 PM
i love how that girl is the most popular girl on the internet right now(amber lamps)
I imagine her blushing at that thought.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 18, 2010, 09:08:34 PM
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I imagine her blushing at that thought.
I imagine her just chilling there with her ipod, casually checking out the insanity
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 18, 2010, 09:16:56 PM
I asked my friend in SF about this yesterday and he said he's seen some weird shit. 

One time he was riding and there was an Asian man doing karate on the bus and talking to himself.  Well, he's spinning around kicking and kicked some 6ft thug in the back.  My friend said the thug slowly turned around to look at the guy and said, "Step the fuck off, son".

Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 18, 2010, 09:19:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQLT1AaDZug

omg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDUFgNB6584
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 18, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
Everyone join her Facebook page

Amber Lamps Fan Page (http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=amber+lamps&init=quick#!/pages/Amber-Lamps/314855067276?ref=search&sid=531498099.828751668..1)

Someone's already lookin' for love.
(http://imgur.com/3H5Vj.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Boston. on February 18, 2010, 09:45:32 PM
Everyone join her Facebook page

Amber Lamps Fan Page (http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=amber+lamps&init=quick#!/pages/Amber-Lamps/314855067276?ref=search&sid=531498099.828751668..1)

Someone's already lookin' for love.
(http://imgur.com/3H5Vj.jpg)
she's probably pissing her pants right now


Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on February 18, 2010, 09:51:39 PM
Amber Lamps is getting famous. SICK

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This leprechaun?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
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Hahaha. I'm trying so hard to find that episode of South Park where they make fun of the dude in the baby blue hat.
SAY YEAHHH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5_tgcZA1AY
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 18, 2010, 10:45:56 PM
(http://amberlamps.co.cc/images/sanstitre4o.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: EricLogan on February 19, 2010, 12:29:30 PM
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2319/amberlaps.jpg)
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2319/amberlaps.jpg
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Crazy Ralph on February 19, 2010, 01:15:48 PM
yes yes and more yes
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 19, 2010, 01:21:26 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100217032829AAfJE8p

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100218123528AAqWHgm

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100217161152AAOIlh9
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sage on February 19, 2010, 02:36:51 PM
You're right, it has nothing to do with people liking the underdog.  It's about everyone's hatred for "gangsta trash".  Holy FUCK you are a stupid kid.  It wasn't even the black dude who started it.  Like whoever said earlier.. "both idiots".

You can't claim he started it when he went to the front of the bus and the black dude followed him up. The underdog is part of it but I think mainly the general population hates thugs as much as i do.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 19, 2010, 04:14:45 PM
EBM interviewed about the fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ7Yx4aw5l0
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: jack burton on February 19, 2010, 05:10:34 PM
thatttt dude is fuckin nuts.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: boyan on February 19, 2010, 05:33:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TQSkvMSNOs
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Hola on February 19, 2010, 05:38:31 PM
i really want to see an Amber Lamps interview
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: oyolar on February 19, 2010, 06:05:27 PM
thatttt dude is fuckin nuts.

And awesome!
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 19, 2010, 06:21:29 PM
Some people think this is her.  Could be.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=537512795
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 19, 2010, 06:55:44 PM
She is a fan of women bringing you sandwiches.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: sectachrome on February 19, 2010, 07:09:10 PM
EBM interviewed about the fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ7Yx4aw5l0

That dude is fucking incredible.  This whole thing makes me miss going to school in Philly and riding the train everyday.  Just always some wild shit going on.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: frisco on February 19, 2010, 07:17:14 PM
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Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: HoneyBear on February 19, 2010, 08:13:21 PM
Amber Lamps,EBM,black dude reunion.NOW!
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: verbal ham on February 19, 2010, 08:41:11 PM
flavor of lamps, VH1 is all over it.
that black chick is gonna film it with the same camera too.

that interview is an instant classic "he was knocked out for twenty-two and a half minutes."
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: beardface on February 19, 2010, 08:48:36 PM
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 :o
!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Livin The Psychedelic Lif on February 20, 2010, 12:04:03 PM
EBM interviewed about the fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ7Yx4aw5l0

"You gonna get a Vietnam now Motherfucker!"
"Had to shoot one with my pistol one night, & he ran like a sissy........ & I never got caught for that"
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bipsmound on February 20, 2010, 12:57:58 PM
I realize being in Oakland the odds are against it, but there's something about Amber Lamps that seems french-canadian.  Sorry to burst your bubble dudes, but she was probably listening to Roch Voisine on her headphones.

(http://www.idf1.fr/blogjjda/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Roch-Voisine.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: eight oh eight on February 20, 2010, 02:05:51 PM
whoa, this has gotten huge.  so huge that lyanna washington's address, phone number, and school got posted up.  they even got a google street view of her house.  shit, the internets is vicious.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: pee on February 20, 2010, 02:29:50 PM
too much epic brain exlpode
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: grimcity on February 20, 2010, 02:52:56 PM
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No fucking way.

Edit: D'oh. No sleeves in the pic, but she has shoulders in the video.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: eastern on February 20, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
EBM interviewed about the fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ7Yx4aw5l0
I aint no hero im a vietnam veteran MY MOMMA DIED!..my momma died...
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 20, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
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EBM interviewed about the fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ7Yx4aw5l0
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I aint no hero im a vietnam veteran MY MOMMA DIED!..my momma died...
There is an interesting chronology issue there. First he said she died before the fight, then said she died two days later. Then he just says it and cries for a couple of seconds.
I'm not gonna play basketball against a regular kid and call double dribble though.
I don't get what that other dude was thinking trying to fuck with him. He obviously goes under the category of insane vet. You never want to fuck with them.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: EricLogan on February 20, 2010, 08:24:48 PM
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No fucking way.

Edit: D'oh. No sleeves in the pic, but she has shoulders in the video.

that looks nothing like her aside from the vague similarities of attire.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: eastern on February 20, 2010, 08:32:05 PM
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No fucking way.

Edit: D'oh. No sleeves in the pic, but she has shoulders in the video.
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that looks nothing like her aside from the vague similarities of attire.
fully beside the point
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: ryanage on February 20, 2010, 08:39:22 PM
i've been refusing to read this thread, because i like to imagine it's about a fifty year old gay hairy biker guy tearing apart radio rakim.




the mental image is killing me.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on February 20, 2010, 08:41:22 PM
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No fucking way.

Edit: D'oh. No sleeves in the pic, but she has shoulders in the video.
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that looks nothing like her aside from the vague similarities of attire.
is that Trinity's daughter from Dexter this season?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 20, 2010, 09:09:16 PM
i've been refusing to read this thread, because i like to imagine it's about a fifty year old gay hairy biker guy tearing apart radio rakim.




the mental image is killing me.
Honestly, it took me a while to realize that dude might not be gay.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: CeeyMar on February 20, 2010, 09:14:30 PM
(http://whatthehell.eu/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ebm-doodles.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: ChrisGilmour on February 20, 2010, 11:12:29 PM
Some people think this is her.  Could be.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=537512795

someone needs to add her and find out.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on February 20, 2010, 11:23:33 PM
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Some people think this is her.  Could be.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=537512795
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someone needs to add her and find out.
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Ciara Gallagher-Holmes February 21 at 9:40am Report
no, i'm not the girl on the bus
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: ChrisGilmour on February 20, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
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Some people think this is her.  Could be.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=537512795
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someone needs to add her and find out.
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Ciara Gallagher-Holmes February 21 at 9:40am Report
no, i'm not the girl on the bus
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And the search continues
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Beer Wizard on February 22, 2010, 08:22:03 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jvyMvua-4Rc/S36rtgim23I/AAAAAAAAABU/7eSdnU75jK8/s1600/k0qzhh.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: maggot brain on February 22, 2010, 12:24:37 PM
coolest motherfucker alive
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Allen. on February 22, 2010, 02:51:32 PM
People can find out where that one bitch lived....


but we cant find amber lamps?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 22, 2010, 03:04:06 PM
People can find out where that one bitch lived....


but we cant find amber lamps?

I guarantee that girl is in hiding.  I'm really curious to know how many friend requests the girl below got that forced her to put that message up.

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Some people think this is her.  Could be.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=537512795
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someone needs to add her and find out.
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Ciara Gallagher-Holmes February 21 at 9:40am Report
no, i'm not the girl on the bus
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Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Beer Wizard on February 22, 2010, 03:15:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP05Qeanq8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkRKLJ9T7IA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxcNzz4PMI
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: remEMBer on February 22, 2010, 04:06:33 PM
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youre the best
"Damn your leaking"
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: ChrisGilmour on February 22, 2010, 04:07:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP05Qeanq8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkRKLJ9T7IA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxcNzz4PMI

haha thats awsome.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: LloydChristmas on February 22, 2010, 05:50:22 PM
People can find out where that one bitch lived....
but we cant find amber lamps?
"SAY IT AGAIN PINKY!"

she's out there somewhere.  for those of you in the area, keep an eye out near the local american apparels. 

Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: able on February 22, 2010, 11:55:35 PM
ohh no, It's not over yet...

interview with the black dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I1r3dhMUO4
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Hola on February 23, 2010, 05:43:39 AM
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jvyMvua-4Rc/S39fjuo_7wI/AAAAAAAAAFI/_3qSMMKlcLs/s1600/20049_337406819041_586644041_4653268_243504_n.jpg">
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: LloydChristmas on February 23, 2010, 05:59:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxcNzz4PMI

ahh the best yet!  i can't remember the last time i laughed so hard.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 23, 2010, 07:48:59 AM
This story has just now hit local talk radio.  They've been discussing it and playing the EBM interview for the last 15 min.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on February 23, 2010, 07:56:27 AM
ohh no, It's not over yet...

interview with the black dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I1r3dhMUO4

HAHA!!  This guy has his best pussy voice on and is acting like Carlton from Fresh Prince.

However, he did not address the most important question of all - Did you ever hear Amber Lamps real name?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: cops keep firing on February 23, 2010, 09:54:52 AM
i still think this whole ordeal has a serious racial subtext.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: CeeyMar on February 23, 2010, 12:24:46 PM
i still think this whole ordeal has a serious racial subtext.

SHUTUP!
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: niclopse on February 23, 2010, 02:29:23 PM
those blue seats are now covered with AIDS

hahahaha this video is a solid fuck yeah.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Allen. on February 23, 2010, 03:31:36 PM
This is ridiculous
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: everypennyfedcar on February 23, 2010, 04:14:38 PM
I still laugh when the girl calls him 'Pinky'.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: eastern on February 23, 2010, 05:10:55 PM
EBM is the true life Walter Sobchak
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Beer Wizard on February 23, 2010, 05:24:15 PM
(http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy122/maruddia/27057_341318755986_662375986_480426.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Gomez on February 23, 2010, 08:10:06 PM
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EBM interviewed about the fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ7Yx4aw5l0
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I aint no hero im a vietnam veteran MY MOMMA DIED!..my momma died...
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There is an interesting chronology issue there. First he said she died before the fight, then said she died two days later. Then he just says it and cries for a couple of seconds.
I'm not gonna play basketball against a regular kid and call double dribble though.
I don't get what that other dude was thinking trying to fuck with him. He obviously goes under the category of insane vet. You never want to fuck with them.

also, he claims in the video that the black dude sucker punched him three times in the face, but in the video you can clearly tell that he hit him only once, it wasn't to the face, and it looks like EBM partially blocked it anyway.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: oyolar on February 23, 2010, 10:28:58 PM
Guys-let's stop tearing apart Epic Bead Man's story. His momma just died.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Donkey Lips on February 24, 2010, 04:15:30 AM
i have a friend whose been combing facebook for oakland residents who resemble amber lamps for days. in this time of social networks, i think she might be the only motherfucker that isn't found on the internet.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: rawbertson. on February 24, 2010, 04:43:20 AM
man i have been hearing shit about this in other threads and then my friends told me about it last night... i gotta see this video...
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: ChrisGilmour on February 24, 2010, 06:32:26 AM
i have a friend whose been combing facebook for oakland residents who resemble amber lamps for days. in this time of social networks, i think she might be the only motherfucker that isn't found on the internet.

your friend is a true hero, tell him to continue the search, we will find her.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: everypennyfedcar on February 24, 2010, 06:55:26 AM
man i have been hearing shit about this in other threads and then my friends told me about it last night... i gotta see this video...
You haven't seen it yet? You might as well not watch it
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Allen. on February 25, 2010, 09:26:15 PM
Amber Lamps?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Hola on February 25, 2010, 09:43:16 PM
Amber Lamps?

<img src="http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/041/070/original/Swedh.JPG?1266831194">
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Allen. on February 25, 2010, 10:05:59 PM
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Amber Lamps?
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<img src="http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/041/070/original/Swedh.JPG?1266831194">

Great, fan art.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Bipsmound on February 25, 2010, 10:58:52 PM
Did you ever consider that this whole thing was some devious viral marketing campaign for an Amber Lamps r&b career?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: LloydChristmas on February 25, 2010, 11:14:07 PM
Did you ever consider that this whole thing was some devious viral marketing campaign for an Amber Lamps r&b career?

she's most likely avoided recognition by switching to ear bud headphones and dressing goth..knowing these facts will put any amber lamps searcher way ahead of the game. 
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Smurph on February 26, 2010, 05:44:36 PM
Like, break it down for a second - Oakland, public transport, Old crazy stoner bearded war veteran, loopy gangster that actually talks like carlton from the fresh prince but carries a knife and drinks pcp for breakfast, lost in translation-era scarlett johansson hipster chic - 'amber lamps', youtube, spin-off memes, 4chan, national news channel coverage...

Has anybody seen this one yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRK6sS1m8lA
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 26, 2010, 05:46:24 PM
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Amber Lamps?
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<img src="http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/041/070/original/Swedh.JPG?1266831194">
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Great, fan art.
Anybody else feel like only a creepy rapist would draw a picture like this?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: eastern on February 26, 2010, 06:26:12 PM
Has anybody seen this one yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRK6sS1m8lA
quality. those sound effects brought me back, the bicycle jingle has a happy vibe
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: robasheep on March 01, 2010, 07:28:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedJy9tAYL4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedJy9tAYL4)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRkeSjn5Dv8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRkeSjn5Dv8)

ABP?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on March 01, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
EBM's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top but he's still an alright guy. 
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: EricLogan on March 02, 2010, 05:11:51 AM
I think they should cancel jersey snore and give this dude a show, pronto
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: ScreamingHand on March 02, 2010, 06:58:48 AM
watching him talk about knocking out his dad at 15 then hearing he was the dude tased at the ball game. It came to me that EBM is clearly a problem.

Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Mr. DNA on March 02, 2010, 08:34:56 AM
He just lives by his own rules and code of conduct.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: carlwinslow on March 02, 2010, 10:05:39 AM
just made my day
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: jack burton on March 02, 2010, 11:16:44 AM
this dude is out of his mind. i love it.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on March 02, 2010, 12:07:16 PM
Ok, this is all heartwarming and shit but they never asked him the most important questions:

How often has he seen Amber Lamps on that bus? 

Has he heard the sound of an angel speak?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Narcissus on March 02, 2010, 12:37:43 PM
i have a friend whose been combing facebook for oakland residents who resemble amber lamps for days. in this time of social networks, i think she might be the only motherfucker that isn't found on the internet.

Damn, she's a motherfucker, too?!?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: you took to much on March 02, 2010, 02:53:07 PM
damn, after i watched that "I am a Motherfucker" thing, I notice that people kept calling his phone. I looked up his name and shit and fount that that Thomas Bruso's phone number is  (510) 336-1349 and he lives at 1720 Macarthur Blvd,  Oakland, CA 94602.  I want to call him really bad, but I'm nervous and don't know what the fuck to say. So yeah.  if anyone wants to call, i would really like to hear about a conversation or some shit like that. sweet.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 02, 2010, 03:07:20 PM
damn, after i watched that "I am a Motherfucker" thing, I notice that people kept calling his phone. I looked up his name and shit and fount that that Thomas Bruso's phone number is  (510) 336-1349 and he lives at 1720 Macarthur Blvd,  Oakland, CA 94602.  I want to call him really bad, but I'm nervous and don't know what the fuck to say. So yeah.  if anyone wants to call, i would really like to hear about a conversation or some shit like that. sweet.
You could probably get him to flip out really easily. Just start ranting to him about how awesome the vietcong are, and what a pussy he is.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Mr. DNA on March 02, 2010, 03:10:21 PM
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damn, after i watched that "I am a Motherfucker" thing, I notice that people kept calling his phone. I looked up his name and shit and fount that that Thomas Bruso's phone number is  (510) 336-1349 and he lives at 1720 Macarthur Blvd,  Oakland, CA 94602.  I want to call him really bad, but I'm nervous and don't know what the fuck to say. So yeah.  if anyone wants to call, i would really like to hear about a conversation or some shit like that. sweet.
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You could probably get him to flip out really easily. Just start ranting to him about how awesome the vietcong are, and what a pussy he is.

"Hello, Thomas, this is Charlie, remember me? Da Nang 1968?...."
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Allen. on March 02, 2010, 09:06:55 PM
THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Mr. DNA on March 03, 2010, 08:38:22 AM
(http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/mr_natural1.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: cops keep firing on March 03, 2010, 09:28:33 AM
Television journalists see life as bursts of distinct, discontinuous events, however much we may live it as a steady hum. TV is better at telling us “the way it is” than at threading together the several ways things might seem to be, as seen by different cultures or religions or kinds of men. American television news, like the rest of American journalism, is scrupulously “objective” –which means it does not challenge the prevailing biases of a predominantly white, Judeo-Christian, imperial, internationalist, capitalist society.

William A. Henry III
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: eastern on March 03, 2010, 07:57:14 PM
Tosh.0 just showed this video
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: EricLogan on March 03, 2010, 09:20:25 PM
Tosh.0 just showed this video

^ It was also shown on web soup, i was stoked to see EBM on tv, but dismayed a bit that there was absolutely no mention of our Amber Lamps. I feel that if anyone could reach her, tv could.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Pavementi on March 03, 2010, 10:19:36 PM
THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: gutterhead. on March 04, 2010, 12:17:05 AM
Thomas Bruso is my hero.
I want to be like that when i'm old.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on March 04, 2010, 10:41:05 AM
Seriously, that guy was in questionable????? wow.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: eastern on March 04, 2010, 11:17:22 AM
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Tosh.0 just showed this video
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^ It was also shown on web soup, i was stoked to see EBM on tv, but dismayed a bit that there was absolutely no mention of our Amber Lamps. I feel that if anyone could reach her, tv could.
yeah I was waiting for her to be shown, i guess you can't get it all on tv
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Post by: EricLogan on March 06, 2010, 09:51:50 AM
when the movie rites are all set, I nominate Selma Blair to play Amber Lamps.

(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/4756/fdafas.jpg)
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Post by: Alan on March 06, 2010, 10:03:33 AM
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THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?

Can't say I remember that...I also can't be arsed to check my vhs copy...
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Post by: toilettownDOTcom on March 06, 2010, 10:27:08 AM
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how come its only minorities that are held accountable for the actions of a single person from their race?
a white woman goes on a shooting spree in alabama and you all turn your head the other way.
a black man starts some petty shit on a bus with a old white guy and the internet goes wild.
give me a fucking break.
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We didn't "all turn our heads the other way." most of the media didn't say shit about the crazy bitch that killed the teachers and her brother years ago. The only reason this thread is a topic is because there's a video and it's fucking funny.
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you're missing the point. when white people commit crimes, their actions are isolated.
when minorities commit crimes, it becomes a representation* of the entire race.

examples:
the woman that taped the altercation stole the man's bag = (youtube comment speak) niggers are theives. shes such a nigger. etc...

a white man holds a girl captive for 18 years = isolated incident. white people aren't rapists/abductors, just that guy.

gang violence in a predominately black neighborhood (the hood) occurs = black people are violent and you should be afraid of them

two white kids kill a bunch of their classmates in columbine = isolated incident. nothing to be afraid of just a pair of kids listening to marilyn manson.
a white woman is denied a tenured position and shoots her co-workers = again an isolated incident.

do i need to go on? there are so many more examples. when have white people ever be subject to the actions of a single person from their race?
it seems like never. i can't even think of a deragotory term to label the white people who are crazy because there are none. if there was a term and everytime some shit went down i started using it, i can't imagine you being exactly tickled by the statements i'd be making.

what is funny about this? a white man makes a derogatory comment, offends someone then beats the shit out of him and somehow its his fault.

Thanks for posting Cops Keep Firing, i'm glad one guy in here at least see's the bigger picture of whats going on. The amount of racist comments in this thread is sickening.
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Post by: eastern on March 06, 2010, 05:19:26 PM
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THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?
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Can't say I remember that...I also can't be arsed to check my vhs copy...
I have it on dvd, and i think you're thinking of a different video
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Post by: Allen. on March 08, 2010, 09:31:12 PM
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THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?
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Can't say I remember that...I also can't be arsed to check my vhs copy...
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I have it on dvd, and i think you're thinking of a different video

For some reason, I think that clip was in the credits. I'm pretty sure the track was that 'American Pie' song, and it was at EMB.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: SFblah on March 08, 2010, 09:45:18 PM
Fuck!  Every time I see a new reply on this thread I get excited like a little boy hoping to see the words "They found her!", but alas I am disappointed again.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 09, 2010, 12:04:16 PM
I'm pretty sure Amber Lamps may have been the first ever photographic proof of a ghost, because if that bitch isn't on facebook and hasn't heard about this yet...she doesn't exist.
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Post by: LloydChristmas on March 09, 2010, 12:35:36 PM
Fuck!  Every time I see a new reply on this thread I get excited like a little boy hoping to see the words "They found her!", but alas I am disappointed again.
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Post by: TheFreshSC on March 10, 2010, 12:10:07 AM
MUST PURCHASE

(http://www.triplecrownclothing.com/images/tomslickb.jpg)
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Alan on March 10, 2010, 02:26:23 AM
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Fuck!  Every time I see a new reply on this thread I get excited like a little boy hoping to see the words "They found her!", but alas I am disappointed again.
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Post by: cold budweisers on March 10, 2010, 07:17:19 AM
http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=72721 (http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=72721)
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Post by: idontgiveafuttke on March 10, 2010, 09:21:13 AM
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THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?
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Can't say I remember that...I also can't be arsed to check my vhs copy...
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I have it on dvd, and i think you're thinking of a different video
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For some reason, I think that clip was in the credits. I'm pretty sure the track was that 'American Pie' song, and it was at EMB.
it was toy machine heavy metal "FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A POLICE-MAN!"
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Post by: EricLogan on March 10, 2010, 11:03:43 AM
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THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?
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Can't say I remember that...I also can't be arsed to check my vhs copy...
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I have it on dvd, and i think you're thinking of a different video
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For some reason, I think that clip was in the credits. I'm pretty sure the track was that 'American Pie' song, and it was at EMB.
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it was toy machine heavy metal "FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A POLICE-MAN!"

^someone's youtube account could get on swoll if they isolated that and uploaded it as the earliest Tom Slick sighting cought on film
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: robasheep on March 10, 2010, 11:46:42 AM
I'm pretty sure Amber Lamps may have been the first ever photographic proof of a ghost, because if that bitch isn't on facebook and hasn't heard about this yet...she doesn't exist.

I know...even if she doesn't want the notoriety...someone must know who she is.
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Post by: crunk juice on March 10, 2010, 08:00:30 PM
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and that fuck had everything coming to him

fuck certain colored people for living 100 years in the past man what the fuck dont try and pull the race card anymore that pisses me off the most im not a person who gives a fuck what color you are that shit just pisses me off when people instantly assume im a racist or i am prejudice
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you're racist.
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How is that racist?
i'm gonna be charitable and assume this is sarcasm and you're not the dumbest motherfucker on earth.
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Post by: The Bullet on March 10, 2010, 08:38:19 PM
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THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?
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Can't say I remember that...I also can't be arsed to check my vhs copy...
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I have it on dvd, and i think you're thinking of a different video
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For some reason, I think that clip was in the credits. I'm pretty sure the track was that 'American Pie' song, and it was at EMB.
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it was toy machine heavy metal "FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A POLICE-MAN!"
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^someone's youtube account could get on swoll if they isolated that and uploaded it as the earliest Tom Slick sighting cought on film

why oh why did I give my vhs copy of heavy metal to my old roomates?  Someone's gotta get on putting that clip up.
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Post by: Locbrew on March 11, 2010, 07:49:58 AM
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THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN AN OLD PLAN B VIDEO I THINK
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN QUESTIONABLE!!!
He was the dude talking about drinking cups and cups of cops blood and shit. I used to call him Screaming John and he'd come through my neighborhood just speed walking and yelling at people. But yelling at them in a good natured way...

I'd go check where it was in the video but I don't have a VCR anymore. Anybody got Questionable on DVD?
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Can't say I remember that...I also can't be arsed to check my vhs copy...
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I have it on dvd, and i think you're thinking of a different video
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For some reason, I think that clip was in the credits. I'm pretty sure the track was that 'American Pie' song, and it was at EMB.
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it was toy machine heavy metal "FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A POLICE-MAN!"
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^someone's youtube account could get on swoll if they isolated that and uploaded it as the earliest Tom Slick sighting cought on film
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why oh why did I give my vhs copy of heavy metal to my old roomates?  Someone's gotta get on putting that clip up.

I remembered I had the Toy Machine boxset, so I watched it, its in the montage after the credits, yeah, its Tom Slick.
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Mouth on March 12, 2010, 02:19:48 AM
That dude definitely has the same sort of crazy.
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Post by: SFblah on March 14, 2010, 09:43:35 PM
I just happened to remember I joined the Amber Lamps FB group so I took a look and saw this:

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh319/rylamar/lamps1.jpg)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh319/rylamar/lamps2.jpg)


The girl who posted it goes to Mills College if any of you SF/Oakland pals wanna go stake out the campus.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 14, 2010, 11:06:32 PM
I just happened to remember I joined the Amber Lamps FB group so I took a look and saw this:

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh319/rylamar/lamps1.jpg)

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh319/rylamar/lamps2.jpg)


The girl who posted it goes to Mills College if any of you SF/Oakland pals wanna go stake out the campus.
Ha. I almost went there for my teaching credential. Would've been there right now. All girls school in undergrad though, so she's probably not into dudes.
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Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on August 01, 2010, 09:24:45 PM
I had to bump this, the one and only Cam'ron made a song with "ooh he leakin" and "bring da amberlamps" as a part of the beat, pure genius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x9Y6_NuFro
Title: Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
Post by: Gomez on August 02, 2010, 12:44:24 AM
^ "he get regular, jerry's kids" hahahaha damn.

two white kids kill a bunch of their classmates in columbine = isolated incident. nothing to be afraid of just a pair of kids listening to marilyn manson.

when have white people ever be subject to the actions of a single person from their race?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQilqOveh2s