Alright, this has gone on long enough.
Yeah, it was all a joke. And yeah, I posted my testicles for nothing, but whatever.
I was kinda pissed at first when I realized I wasn't gonna get to see Fullly Flared, but this surprise ending to this whole fiasco was kind of even better. I got M. Night Shyamalan'd.
Also, someone needs to make me a "I posted my balls on the internet and all I got was some lousy midget porn" t-shirt.