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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7650 on: March 29, 2008, 12:42:45 PM »
I just got a new board last night, and I've wanted to skate all day. I did random odd jobs around the house to gain a ride to the skatepark, and right when I leave, my friend calls me to tell me the park is closed.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7651 on: March 29, 2008, 12:49:21 PM »
Skatepark is closed? Shitty. Probably pretty hard to skate those dirt roads. Oh, the trials and tribulations of a Georgia country boy.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7652 on: March 29, 2008, 01:01:20 PM »
Tried to film a hard trick, but he ended up not doing it.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7653 on: March 29, 2008, 01:07:28 PM »
i've had enough of that weird dude holding his penis.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7654 on: March 29, 2008, 02:25:31 PM »
cold weather and they just tore down like the best spot to skate around here and now there is nowhere!!...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7655 on: March 29, 2008, 02:43:32 PM »
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i've had enough of that weird dude holding his penis.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7656 on: March 29, 2008, 04:57:42 PM »
Starved for attention, aren't you?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7657 on: March 29, 2008, 05:05:16 PM »
you're a girl on a skateboard forum populated almost entirely by 15-30 year old males

pot calling the kettle black or something of that nature

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7658 on: March 29, 2008, 05:20:12 PM »
Starved for attention, aren't you?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7659 on: March 29, 2008, 06:18:40 PM »
For some reason my hangovers tend to intensify as the day goes on.  I've been awake for 12 hours and it's hitting me pretty hard right now.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7660 on: March 29, 2008, 07:15:12 PM »
The gf totally left me hanging and I think I mighta broke my big toe while I was sleeping.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7661 on: March 29, 2008, 11:17:16 PM »
threads entitled "what happened to" or "hey guys"
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7662 on: March 30, 2008, 01:23:54 AM »
just got out of jail
IF YOU HAVE SEX ONCE, YOU GET HERPES. IF YOU DO COKE ONCE, YOU DIE AND LOSE YOUR JOB.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7663 on: March 30, 2008, 02:12:07 AM »
You forgot to post 'just got out of jail and being out of jail' in the Things you are stoked on but not stoked on thread.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7664 on: March 30, 2008, 02:42:03 AM »
forgot about that thread
IF YOU HAVE SEX ONCE, YOU GET HERPES. IF YOU DO COKE ONCE, YOU DIE AND LOSE YOUR JOB.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7665 on: March 30, 2008, 09:30:37 AM »
i have a ton of footage on my camera but cant get them to load on the computer cause i lost the program

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7666 on: March 30, 2008, 10:20:20 AM »
early day of school which ends at 4 in the afternoon.....
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7667 on: March 30, 2008, 10:32:41 AM »
my headache hurts.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7668 on: March 30, 2008, 11:08:02 AM »
getting hit on by 14 year olds
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7670 on: March 30, 2008, 12:56:56 PM »
Back pain for no apparent reason.  I tried to skate today but can basically only stand straight up or lie down, so it sucked.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7671 on: March 30, 2008, 02:43:41 PM »
My friend's little sister tried to commit suicide thursday night. She didn't die but shes in the hospital. The worst thing is I know she'll try again maybe as soon as she gets home.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7672 on: March 30, 2008, 08:28:49 PM »
getting hit on by 14 year olds
i always thought that would suck for girls
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7673 on: March 30, 2008, 10:24:41 PM »
doing a group project in school any one of my group members parts is looking really half-fuck...  plus her boyfriend was hanging out with her while we were trying to get work done and it was annoying as hell having to listen to their shit......  originally planned for the project to be complied by this afternoon, but looks like its going to have to be done at night....
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7674 on: March 30, 2008, 11:19:13 PM »
best friend moved in with me about a month and a half ago, and i was only making him pay 200 of our rent because he's got no space really and sleeps on the floor. i keep telling him rents due on tuesday and everything, he comes over tonight and is like i can't help out, my mom can't loan me money and is moving in with some of my friends that he's been leaching on to this past month. fucking weak how he went about this shit, now i have to fucking borrow money from my mom to meet the 575. pretty shady move.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7675 on: March 30, 2008, 11:28:07 PM »
i just fucking peed on my foot!
it did that weird thing were it spouted out from two directions at once, and landed right on my foot and all over the floor.

also, i'm not too stoked on having to wipe the toilet seat after every piss i take. it's enough already.
i might as well just sit down and wipe my vagina.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7676 on: March 30, 2008, 11:31:14 PM »
Woah dude, don't go that far. Be careful what you wish for because you might just get it.



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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7677 on: March 30, 2008, 11:32:37 PM »
i wouldn't mind having a vagina.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7678 on: March 30, 2008, 11:33:29 PM »
Baxter, if I was your father, I would be incarcerated for pushing you out of a moving car. Obey his wishes, and stop posting, you asshole of a child.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7679 on: March 31, 2008, 12:03:48 AM »
are you fucking kidding me...



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