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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #180 on: February 22, 2008, 09:47:39 AM »
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wow, so true.

If it is then they are fucking up. Rocco himself said that if you are aiming to sell to little kids that pros don't matter, and its all about graphics that attract them.
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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #181 on: February 22, 2008, 01:46:13 PM »
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wow, so true.
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If it is then they are fucking up. Rocco himself said that if you are aiming to sell to little kids that pros don't matter, and its all about graphics that attract them.

just how Flip used to be on top of their game, all those gay graphics.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #182 on: February 22, 2008, 02:52:31 PM »
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Plan B is the new world industries, market wise.
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wow, so true.
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If it is then they are fucking up. Rocco himself said that if you are aiming to sell to little kids that pros don't matter, and its all about graphics that attract them.
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just how Flip used to be on top of their game, all those gay graphics.
exactly. used to.

with the ever-expanding media/contest juggernaut, i think kids care a lot more about pros than you might think.


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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #183 on: February 22, 2008, 03:37:59 PM »
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Plan B is the new world industries, market wise.
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wow, so true.
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If it is then they are fucking up. Rocco himself said that if you are aiming to sell to little kids that pros don't matter, and its all about graphics that attract them.
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just how Flip used to be on top of their game, all those gay graphics.
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exactly. used to.

with the ever-expanding media/contest juggernaut, i think kids care a lot more about pros than you might think.


You are a fucking idiot. An 8-12 year old kid buying his first skateboard doesn't know about any pros, and has no idea who is good or bad. Not only that, they don't have a shape that they prefer. Kids want the cool looking skateboard, and at that age, mommy and dad foot the bill, so that demographic has a lot of money to spend. I am basically just repeating what Rocco's theory, which was unbelievably successful, was. By the way, we aren't talking 20-30 years ago, we're talking about the last decade. The mountain dew extreme gnarly cup or whatever its called does not have very good ratings, they are ok, but its not like any Joe Shmoe knows any pro that doesn't have an Mtv show. Yeah, teenagers know who Sheckler and Bam and all of those guys are, but the kids just getting into the game and who fall under the "flameboy" model are mostly are too young for Mtv. The idea is you get them while they are very young, get them comfortable with your brand, and make them a lifetime buyer.
This isn't just some theory I am positing, it is a tested approach that has been proven to be VERY successful.
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« Reply #184 on: February 22, 2008, 06:27:57 PM »
My personal favorite...

Interviewer: "What's the darkest thing about Ryan Sheckler the haters don't know?"

Sheckler: "It's not even dark.  It's the opposite.  The thing that the haters don't know about me is that I'm just a friggin' regular person.  I'm a regular person that started out with nothing and made my way up through skateboarding and decided to do my show - which they think is ridiculous, but I think is fun."

Way to start out with nothing, dude.  I'll make sure to say hi to your homie Calvin for you next time I see him.  You remember him, right?  You know, he's that dude that steals my recycling so he can eat?  I'm sure you remember him.

Oh, and to those kids that are going to California that want to maybe get in a few licks, it also says that he eats at Wahoo's everyday.


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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #185 on: February 22, 2008, 09:06:47 PM »
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Plan B is the new world industries, market wise.
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wow, so true.
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If it is then they are fucking up. Rocco himself said that if you are aiming to sell to little kids that pros don't matter, and its all about graphics that attract them.
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just how Flip used to be on top of their game, all those gay graphics.
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exactly. used to.

with the ever-expanding media/contest juggernaut, i think kids care a lot more about pros than you might think.


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You are a fucking idiot. An 8-12 year old kid buying his first skateboard doesn't know about any pros, and has no idea who is good or bad. Not only that, they don't have a shape that they prefer. Kids want the cool looking skateboard, and at that age, mommy and dad foot the bill, so that demographic has a lot of money to spend. I am basically just repeating what Rocco's theory, which was unbelievably successful, was. By the way, we aren't talking 20-30 years ago, we're talking about the last decade. The mountain dew extreme gnarly cup or whatever its called does not have very good ratings, they are ok, but its not like any Joe Shmoe knows any pro that doesn't have an Mtv show. Yeah, teenagers know who Sheckler and Bam and all of those guys are, but the kids just getting into the game and who fall under the "flameboy" model are mostly are too young for Mtv. The idea is you get them while they are very young, get them comfortable with your brand, and make them a lifetime buyer.
This isn't just some theory I am positing, it is a tested approach that has been proven to be VERY successful.

all i know is that i hear little kids at the park regurgitating the names that tv taught them. they're more aware of pros than kids of the same age were a few years ago.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #186 on: February 22, 2008, 09:42:51 PM »
My personal favorite...

Interviewer: "What's the darkest thing about Ryan Sheckler the haters don't know?"

Sheckler: "It's not even dark.  It's the opposite.  The thing that the haters don't know about me is that I'm just a friggin' regular person.  I'm a regular person that started out with nothing and made my way up through skateboarding and decided to do my show - which they think is ridiculous, but I think is fun."

Way to start out with nothing, dude.  I'll make sure to say hi to your homie Calvin for you next time I see him.  You remember him, right?  You know, he's that dude that steals my recycling so he can eat?  I'm sure you remember him.

Oh, and to those kids that are going to California that want to maybe get in a few licks, it also says that he eats at Wahoo's everyday.


someone please

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #188 on: February 23, 2008, 12:57:30 AM »
Thursday night Church seshs sound like fun.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #189 on: February 23, 2008, 06:53:18 AM »
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #190 on: February 23, 2008, 08:10:10 AM »
mackenzie eisenhower, the objective journalist!
"i bet a lot of people would stop talking shit if you let them be on your show!!"
"i'm so amp'd that you're doing this interview with me"
"it's so awesome how u donated ur car to cancer ryan sheggler!!"

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #191 on: February 23, 2008, 09:05:28 AM »
Quote from: Ryan Sheckler
I'm a regular person that started out with nothing

Quote from: Ryan Sheckler
i've been in front of the camera since i was born

thumbs up, sheckler.
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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #192 on: February 23, 2008, 09:42:26 AM »
A 'big name' in skateboarding told him he is ruining the essence of skateboarding.  haha, thats great, i wonder who it was.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #193 on: February 23, 2008, 10:54:13 AM »
so you really read these ryan??? well read this, you will never, ever change my mind about you. i dont give a fuck if you bs feebled el toro, i dont give a fuck about your show, i dont give a fuck about the extreme dew tour. its ridiculous how you dont realize that your destroying the essence of skating. you will always be a money hungry kook to me and the skaters that really matter.


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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #194 on: February 23, 2008, 02:40:56 PM »
so you really read these ryan??? well read this, you will never, ever change my mind about you. i dont give a fuck if you bs feebled el toro, i dont give a fuck about your show, i dont give a fuck about the extreme dew tour. its ridiculous how you dont realize that your destroying the essence of skating. you will always be a money hungry kook to me and the skaters that really matter.

thank you. i back this 100%. nothing this kid does rings of anything other than fallacy. i'll give him props for helping kids, i will. good for him. but he's so pretentious. "it's going to feel so heartfelt and warm when i hand over those keys and pink slip to the winner." what the fuck does that mean? that just proves that he's doing all this for himself. and then he says for the haters to talk about him all they want and then go ahead and buy his boards. because of him, i will never buy a plan b board again. sucks because i like gallant, pj, wenning, and duffy, but i can't risk any amount of money going to that sell-out.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #195 on: February 23, 2008, 06:36:55 PM »
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so you really read these ryan??? well read this, you will never, ever change my mind about you. i dont give a fuck if you bs feebled el toro, i dont give a fuck about your show, i dont give a fuck about the extreme dew tour. its ridiculous how you dont realize that your destroying the essence of skating. you will always be a money hungry kook to me and the skaters that really matter.
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thank you. i back this 100%. nothing this kid does rings of anything other than fallacy. i'll give him props for helping kids, i will. good for him. but he's so pretentious. "it's going to feel so heartfelt and warm when i hand over those keys and pink slip to the winner." what the fuck does that mean? that just proves that he's doing all this for himself. and then he says for the haters to talk about him all they want and then go ahead and buy his boards. because of him, i will never buy a plan b board again. sucks because i like gallant, pj, wenning, and duffy, but i can't risk any amount of money going to that sell-out.
what about the real people who keep skating going
i dont give a shit about pro deck sales
fuck you you havent done shit for the REAL people who fucking hate you
fuck you you freckle faced piece of shit
fuck you you fucking tool, you dont give a shit about cancer children
publicity stunt piece of shit
youre fucking scum. you fucking faggot piece of shit
fuck you
fuck your family
fuck your jock mentality
fuck you fuck you fuck you
go drink red bull and lift weights you FUCK

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #196 on: February 23, 2008, 06:55:43 PM »
i got excited when i learned he actually reads this stuff

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #197 on: February 23, 2008, 07:21:50 PM »
You guys are going extra hard on sheckler... I mean i dislike him as much as the next guy, but you guys have a genuine hate like he fucked your mother or something.
dude he needs to die

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #198 on: February 23, 2008, 07:47:05 PM »
KoRnholio8, please do us a favor and delete this thread.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #199 on: February 23, 2008, 07:53:49 PM »
sheckler called you out jt hahahaha

yeah, he got me good.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #200 on: February 23, 2008, 07:59:10 PM »
why the post delete Bill, it's in the quote box above?

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #201 on: February 23, 2008, 08:07:14 PM »
i always thought it was annoying when people talk to you directly, then i did it
sorry.

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« Reply #202 on: February 23, 2008, 09:01:45 PM »
fair enough

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #203 on: February 23, 2008, 09:24:49 PM »
god fucking dammit why did i read that interview? what trash.
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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #204 on: February 23, 2008, 10:35:08 PM »
Come back Bastien, all is forgiven.
What did bastien do that needs to be forgiven?

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« Reply #205 on: February 23, 2008, 11:18:27 PM »
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You guys are going extra hard on sheckler... I mean i dislike him as much as the next guy, but you guys have a genuine hate like he fucked your mother or something.
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dude he needs to die
Agreed. You seem to have forgotten that he did fuck all of our mothers.

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« Reply #206 on: February 23, 2008, 11:20:25 PM »
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Come back Bastien, all is forgiven.
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What did bastien do that needs to be forgiven?

a lot of ppl say hes cocky but i think hes just a coke head

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #207 on: February 24, 2008, 12:57:21 AM »
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Come back Bastien, all is forgiven.
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What did bastien do that needs to be forgiven?
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a lot of ppl say hes cocky but i think hes just a coke head

how the fuck does a coke head get first in almost every competition? double-flip front board, switch-double heel, full-cab double flip. ya bitch your a jackass.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #208 on: February 24, 2008, 04:58:59 AM »
barefoot switch heel over the sawhorse was mad congo.
too hot for the brigade.

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Re: Sheckler strikes back?
« Reply #209 on: February 24, 2008, 06:35:36 AM »
he claims to be upping the board sales of every pro, then tells everyone to by 1000 of his boards
i hope the big brother interview will have him crying
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