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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8700 on: November 20, 2008, 07:01:08 AM »

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8701 on: November 20, 2008, 09:45:37 AM »
her forehead... now thats something special. its as if something is holding onto her hair and her face is trying to run away from it
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8702 on: November 20, 2008, 10:02:08 AM »
she looks like ethan suplee from my name is earl
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8703 on: November 20, 2008, 11:07:40 AM »

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8704 on: November 20, 2008, 12:48:31 PM »
ive never understood how people can do sexual shit with others in the room. ive never had a complaint about my bedroom work but if i did do something fucked up or embarrassing, the last thing i would want is witnesses.

what about letting a czech rapper in a skeleton mask and cargo shorts make a music video about your honeymoon night?

http://www.redtube.com/9297
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8705 on: November 20, 2008, 01:14:04 PM »


If I was slightly gnarlier and unconcerned about criminal ramifications, I'd consider taking hundreds of over the stall peekaboo photos of strangers and put em all together in a book called "Suplise!"

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8706 on: November 20, 2008, 01:23:40 PM »
when you see someone you dont like walking into a public washroom stall, do you ever think you should just turn the light off and run away. you dont have to read the art of war to realize you should hit the enemy at their weakest moment/point
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8707 on: November 20, 2008, 01:27:53 PM »
when you see someone you dont like walking into a public washroom stall, do you ever think you should just turn the light off and run away. you dont have to read the art of war to realize you should hit the enemy at their weakest moment/point

I do that to people I like as well

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8708 on: November 20, 2008, 02:27:54 PM »
she looks like ethan suplee from my name is earl


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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8709 on: November 20, 2008, 03:22:44 PM »
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ive never understood how people can do sexual shit with others in the room. ive never had a complaint about my bedroom work but if i did do something fucked up or embarrassing, the last thing i would want is witnesses.
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what about letting a czech rapper in a skeleton mask and cargo shorts make a music video about your honeymoon night?

http://www.redtube.com/9297

I particularly enjoyed the section with the microphone in her pussy. How creative!

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8712 on: November 20, 2008, 08:09:27 PM »

is it wrong that i'm hard right now?

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8714 on: November 20, 2008, 08:48:39 PM »
i tried to scroll down quickly to get away, but the pictures kept popping up.  :-X
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8715 on: November 20, 2008, 10:24:53 PM »
Stupid bitch should stop frontin' and actually kill herself. Otherwise, quit being an attention whore.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8716 on: November 20, 2008, 10:51:09 PM »
i tried to scroll down quickly to get away, but the pictures kept popping up.  :-X
Stupid bitch should stop frontin' and actually kill herself. Otherwise, quit being an attention whore.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8717 on: November 20, 2008, 11:31:00 PM »
Bless you Tate

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8718 on: November 21, 2008, 02:57:36 AM »
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ive never understood how people can do sexual shit with others in the room. ive never had a complaint about my bedroom work but if i did do something fucked up or embarrassing, the last thing i would want is witnesses.
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what about letting a czech rapper in a skeleton mask and cargo shorts make a music video about your honeymoon night?

http://www.redtube.com/9297
[close]

I particularly enjoyed the section with the microphone in her pussy. How creative!
Only in this thread could i go from something so Awesme and hilarious
to
something so fucked up as that emo girl mutalating herself, that shit was disgusting


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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8719 on: November 21, 2008, 07:42:05 AM »
I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete. Here are the pictures from out ceremony:
<img src="http://a369.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_0451f5baf98bc4040693c291fb5a2230.jpg">
<img src="http://a170.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/59/l_62b136f942f1966278773a2fd4bf8871.jpg">
I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.
<img src="http://a193.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/l_c4b673e70c63b7b1862c0b39ba256a40.jpg">
The beautiful brides maids:
<img src="http://a522.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_28b548e8517e1c8aa48adc4d5bff86a1.jpg">
<img src="http://a767.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/70/l_bb0f911558ce0d989b6b3258db04cffe.jpg">
Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies
<img src="http://a348.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_d6fca358e1b66cc6b70de851e0de3813.jpg">
My wifes favorite part of the night:
<img src="http://a522.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/20/l_e3233c4109b9d669e0713a0ec4d59659.jpg">
Here we are on the way to our honeymoon, happiest day of my life!
<img src="http://a468.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_eb734d802ed9b59ac5fad9bd74faf873.jpg">


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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8720 on: November 21, 2008, 08:22:26 AM »
there is nothing I can add to this.
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how can you let yourself get so fat...put the food down

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8721 on: November 21, 2008, 11:00:42 AM »
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there is nothing I can add to this.
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8722 on: November 21, 2008, 11:59:32 AM »
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there is nothing I can add to this.
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how can you let yourself get so fat...put the food down
theres an awful lot of arm flab in that picture
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8723 on: November 21, 2008, 06:59:03 PM »
Look at the girl on the left, and the one in the center.....the one in the center has this continious stream of chunky arm, while the one on the left has what appears to be a turkey leg shaped arm. This shit is grossing me out.


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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8724 on: November 21, 2008, 07:34:32 PM »
Can you imagine what kind of children they are going to produce with those wonderful genes? 


http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/

jesus. fucking. christ. 

Stupid bitch should stop frontin' and actually kill herself. Otherwise, quit being an attention whore.
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8728 on: November 22, 2008, 09:00:39 AM »
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/
Holy shit! I've seen some pretty gruesome stuff online and in real life, but that's disturbing as shit. Cutting down to the bone and tendons? Then there's the stitches... all I can think of is that doing that type of shit in a bathroom is like begging for a severe infection. She's definitely seeking attention (documenting everything and all), but she's got some serious, serious, serious problems... her arms have more scars than my board has scratches.

As soon as I think this thread is "done," something else comes along and just tops everything, be it funny, or in this case just sad.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #8729 on: November 22, 2008, 11:16:55 AM »