Author Topic: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures (Read 1435266 times)

brent · « **Reply #9150 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:57:01 PM »

i want that girl to put me in headlock

sven thorkel · « **Reply #9151 on:** February 26, 2009, 11:12:53 PM »

... like a penis headlock?
from wrestlemovez.com: insert the head of the penis into the vagina, then she does a kegal contraction, locking your penis into place with her extra strong puzzy muscles

spare change · « **Reply #9152 on:** March 01, 2009, 10:11:37 PM »

I picture her fucking someone so aggressively, smacking them about as they thrust, and when they finish she clinches her muscles ripping his cock off and then she punches him in his chest and tears out his heart, taking a bite and screaming in glee whilst spewing blood from her cooch and lipz.

JockoHomo · « **Reply #9153 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:01:39 PM »

Quote from: spare change on March 01, 2009, 10:11:37 PM

I picture her fucking someone so aggressively, smacking them about as they thrust, and when they finish she clinches her muscles ripping his cock off and then she punches him in his chest and tears out his heart, taking a bite and screaming in glee whilst spewing blood from her cooch and lipz.

have you by chance seen "Teeth"?

Zurg · « **Reply #9154 on:** March 02, 2009, 10:23:20 AM »

thread always makes me feel better. big dick's last post was so amazing

wake and bacon · « **Reply #9155 on:** March 04, 2009, 08:46:17 PM »

penis headlocks... that would definitely push the gnar too far

kevbo999 · « **Reply #9156 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:28:51 PM »

AHAHAHAHA

spungo · « **Reply #9157 on:** March 05, 2009, 12:28:49 AM »

I think it's a strictly Korean phenomenon, but you always see couples here wearing matching outfits. It's fucking lame. Sometimes they will both be wearing the most femm shit too, like pink turtlenecks and chick loafers. Koreans are wierd, I'm jazzed to be getting out of this country soon.

busey · « **Reply #9158 on:** March 05, 2009, 12:34:49 AM »

Quote from: spungo on March 05, 2009, 12:28:49 AM

I think it's a strictly Korean phenomenon, but you always see couples here wearing matching outfits. It's fucking lame. Sometimes they will both be wearing the most femm shit too, like pink turtlenecks and chick loafers. Koreans are wierd, I'm jazzed to be getting out of this country soon.

imagine how shitty it'd be breaking up? it's not like you can ask for the other half of your bff necklace back, you gotta ask for a full fucking wardrobe.

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #9159 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:25:17 AM »

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dam
thats weird

Would.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #9160 on:** March 05, 2009, 06:29:00 PM »

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #9161 on:** March 05, 2009, 06:39:43 PM »

Quote from: wake and bacon on March 04, 2009, 08:46:17 PM

penis headlocks... that would definitely push the gnar too far

That devotion will ensure everlasting love for them.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #9162 on:** March 05, 2009, 11:09:58 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on March 05, 2009, 06:39:43 PM

Quote from: wake and bacon on March 04, 2009, 08:46:17 PM
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penis headlocks... that would definitely push the gnar too far

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That devotion will ensure everlasting love for them.

im not getting the concentration of gel just on the top of the head. he must really be going for that squire look. duff, i gotta tell you, your face looks way to american football to be a full blooded squire

SFblah · « **Reply #9163 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:06:14 PM »

sven thorkel · « **Reply #9164 on:** March 06, 2009, 09:56:00 PM »

damn, double forehead and double chin? call this guy badness squared

DevilOnEnzyte · « **Reply #9165 on:** March 06, 2009, 10:22:25 PM »

Quote from: lenny on February 26, 2009, 03:44:40 PM

I've never been intimidated, and aroused, at the same time.

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #9166 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:06:21 AM »

If I look at that photo I can't stop thinking how she'd grab you and fucks you till she says it's over. And it looks like she can go on for ages. Still I would.

Sleazy · « **Reply #9167 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:47:58 AM »

Quote from: lenny on February 26, 2009, 03:44:40 PM

last thing you see before she rips your dick off for being premature

Matze · « **Reply #9168 on:** March 07, 2009, 05:21:07 AM »

Quote from: Stoeipoes on March 07, 2009, 02:06:21 AM

If I look at that photo I can't stop thinking how she'd grab you and fucks you till she says it's over. And it looks like she can go on for ages. Still I would.

you would be the one saying "c'mon, a lil bit softer honey ..."

i would. definitly.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #9169 on:** March 07, 2009, 11:35:44 AM »

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Quote from: Stoeipoes on March 07, 2009, 02:06:21 AM
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If I look at that photo I can't stop thinking how she'd grab you and fucks you till she says it's over. And it looks like she can go on for ages. Still I would.
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you would be the one saying "c'mon, a lil bit softer honey ..."

i would. definitly.

or "Oh look! I just came....goodnight." then try to roll over and weep softly then realize although you may be done she isn't.

Still...I'd be down.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #9170 on:** March 07, 2009, 11:50:43 AM »

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last thing you see before she rips your dick off for being premature

Seeing her next to Techno Viking is weird. Just a few grooming trips away from being one in the same.

SFblah · « **Reply #9171 on:** March 07, 2009, 12:07:17 PM »

I wonder what she looks like in the light. Hopefully not this...

DMH · « **Reply #9172 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:43:59 PM »

I do believe there's a small penis on SFBlah's picture.

But as for the first buff female in question. Would.

ugly ass kook · « **Reply #9173 on:** March 08, 2009, 12:33:18 AM »

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #9174 on:** March 08, 2009, 06:12:17 AM »

Quote from: SFblah on March 06, 2009, 02:06:14 PM

this gem of a pic should not go unnoticed, just because some of you guys like dominatirxes

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #9175 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:24:35 AM »

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jrock · « **Reply #9176 on:** March 08, 2009, 01:09:49 PM »

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this gem of a pic should not go unnoticed, just because some of you guys like dominatirxes

i bet he's killed his share of cats

Livin The Psychedelic Lif · « **Reply #9177 on:** March 08, 2009, 10:36:19 PM »

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last thing you see before she rips your dick off for being premature

her vagina muscles would be tight....
prolly die of suffocation

brent · « **Reply #9178 on:** March 08, 2009, 10:43:16 PM »

why, is her pussy lifting weights too?

max power · « **Reply #9179 on:** March 09, 2009, 12:12:24 AM »

Quote from: brent on March 08, 2009, 10:43:16 PM

why, is her pussy lifting weights too?

it can bench 130, just roll with it, it knows what she wants

Author Topic: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures (Read 1435266 times)

spare change

kevbo999

CeeyMar

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jrock

Livin The Psychedelic Lif