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Title: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: bo golden on January 09, 2019, 01:04:26 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6571159/Jackass-alum-Bam-Margera-vows-rehab-party-mourns-time-wasted-alcohol.html

Wishing him the best and hoping he can pull this off this time.  Guess he announced it on his IG.  The part he wrote to Element made me chuckle.
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Post by: tension on January 09, 2019, 01:07:08 PM
awwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhere it goessssssssssss
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Post by: weregoingunion on January 09, 2019, 01:12:12 PM
someone at rehab should away take bams cell phone, fools making all sorts of maney posts on IG right now.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbBWccho1P/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=eko841v42nhf
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 09, 2019, 01:14:50 PM
He's at one of the rich people rehabs where they don't make you turn in your phone or get sober.
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 09, 2019, 01:16:36 PM
He's at one of the rich people rehabs where they don't make you turn in your phone or get sober.
"Well if we cured cancer, we'd be out of work"
- Doctors
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: rapscallion on January 09, 2019, 01:20:40 PM
I care about this
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Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 09, 2019, 01:27:50 PM
I like to remember bam doing nollie fs 180s in jump off the building, he makes it difficult.
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Post by: billy.pepperidge on January 09, 2019, 01:30:22 PM
Free Bam!
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Post by: Surf-goth on January 09, 2019, 01:42:35 PM
He should just get a season pass at this point. But no seriously i hope he sobers up i feel his pain honestly.
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Post by: GAY on January 09, 2019, 01:54:05 PM
He's at one of the rich people rehabs where they don't make you turn in your phone or get sober.
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Post by: ungzilla on January 09, 2019, 02:07:12 PM
nikki seems nice
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Post by: winecrab on January 09, 2019, 02:45:59 PM
It’s obvious that he’s not serious about staying sober which is truly a tragic for his wife and kid. He needs to move back to Barcelona and focus on skating again.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: TheDraught on January 09, 2019, 03:09:01 PM
Bam can not be not crazy anymore. Shane McGowan has the same problem, wherever he turns up people buy him beers, so he had a hard time getting sober, and I'm not sure but I think he never succeeded. 
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 09, 2019, 03:20:58 PM
I care about this
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Post by: SHIREFLIP on January 09, 2019, 03:27:16 PM
Third time this year?
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Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 09, 2019, 03:27:35 PM
nikki and bam have such a great relationship
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Post by: johnes on January 09, 2019, 03:38:50 PM
He’s refusing to go if he can’t have his phone.
He’s never gonna get better with his phone around.
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on January 09, 2019, 05:46:09 PM
For some reason my dad is really invested in Bam's story, so in the interest of not disappointing my dad I hope this time wields results.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 09, 2019, 05:50:48 PM
nikki and bam have such a great relationship
They're like the east coast Andy and Priya.

Bam won't ever be sober, and if he does he'll just end up getting fatter by eating his feelings.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Soul Eraser on January 09, 2019, 05:53:23 PM
Bam/Novak 2020
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Post by: nopes on January 09, 2019, 05:56:38 PM
I thought he went to rehab earlier his month. Is this the same thing or had he already left and now went back?
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Post by: Bagelskate on January 09, 2019, 07:53:53 PM
For some reason my dad is really invested in Bam's story, so in the interest of not disappointing my dad I hope this time wields results.

My dad wasn’t into Jackass the show when I’d have it on but would laugh at the bam pranks.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Rockin Robbin on January 09, 2019, 08:08:19 PM
bam quit sunkin my dick its 4 oclock in the mornin
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Post by: Tally810 on January 09, 2019, 08:36:11 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbxaNohFas/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=vhnr0t49axea

Bam left rehab after 4 days
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Post by: conqueso on January 09, 2019, 08:52:25 PM
his fingernails look gross
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Post by: Trickflip on January 09, 2019, 09:25:09 PM
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nikki and bam have such a great relationship
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They're like the east coast Andy and Priya.
I always thought the same. Since Andy got himself teeth to look like his old self, do you think Bam is going to get a liposuction in the near future?
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 09, 2019, 10:47:20 PM
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nikki and bam have such a great relationship
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They're like the east coast Andy and Priya.
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I always thought the same. Since Andy got himself teeth to look like his old self, do you think Bam is going to get a liposuction in the near future?
If he gets dared to, I'm sure he will.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: BobbyPshew on January 10, 2019, 12:33:04 AM
his fingernails look gross

They've probably been up Andy Roy's ass.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on January 10, 2019, 12:45:30 AM
This is not going to end well...
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 10, 2019, 05:28:56 AM
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nikki and bam have such a great relationship
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They're like the east coast Andy and Priya.
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I always thought the same. Since Andy got himself teeth to look like his old self, do you think Bam is going to get a liposuction in the near future?
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If he gets dared to, I'm sure he will.
Hi I'm Bam Margera and I feel like getting lipo on my damn ass...all day today
https://youtu.be/1xND7--BIXw
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Smithy on January 10, 2019, 05:43:29 AM
Everyone falls, he's just fallen 3 times... And much further than most.

Poor fucker, he ain't gonna run away from this bullshit ever.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: JB on January 10, 2019, 08:34:36 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsdcIDHB1mR/

does he really think hes funny with this shit? dude needs his phone taken away. drunk or sober, hes fucking pathetic with his instagram shit.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 10, 2019, 08:45:56 AM
(https://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bam-1.jpg)
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 10, 2019, 09:01:00 AM
He just went a long 8 page rant about why THIS time he’s serious about quitting alcohol and that he doesn’t have a problem because again he never detoxed so that alone is the reason why he’s not an addict. He left rehab after 4 days because he was bored and that’s when he has his best ideas so he has to go out there and do them ASAP.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 10, 2019, 09:39:24 AM
Only got mugged by Colombian prostitutes at 4am once
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Post by: iKobrakai on January 10, 2019, 09:50:32 AM
Can only imagine his bitchy ass making a scene before checking himself out.
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Post by: JB on January 10, 2019, 09:54:56 AM
Can only imagine his bitchy ass making a scene before checking himself out.

My Bentley will be here in one hour whether you like it or not!
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Post by: iKobrakai on January 10, 2019, 10:08:25 AM
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Can only imagine his bitchy ass making a scene before checking himself out.
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My Bentley will be here in one hour whether you like it or not!

"Do you know who I am? What do you mean, "no"?"
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 10, 2019, 10:09:58 AM
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Can only imagine his bitchy ass making a scene before checking himself out.
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My Bentley will be here in one hour whether you like it or not!
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"Do you know who I am? What do you mean, "no"?"
All the scarves and dangly flare he wears had to have been flying about.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Far from relevant on January 10, 2019, 10:14:28 AM
I dont think Bam needs rehab, I think he needs a combination of medication and therapy.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: tension on January 10, 2019, 10:14:37 AM
i hope they make him stay there for hella long. lord knows he needs it.
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Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 10, 2019, 10:40:15 AM
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(https://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bam-1.jpg)
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Ape's gonna be pissed when she finds out he took her curtain.

he kinda looks like leo di caprio in revenant after bear attack
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: PincherBug on January 10, 2019, 11:00:32 AM
His fingers look like the 10 month old sausages I found in my fridge the other day.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: GAY on January 10, 2019, 11:03:28 AM
He’s refusing to go if he can’t have his phone.
He’s never gonna get better with his phone around. until he leaves his old life in the rear-view mirror and changes everything, including giving up the need to be in the spotlight.
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Post by: Donkey Lips on January 10, 2019, 11:17:50 AM
At least he quoted Gucci Mane in that rant.
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Post by: winecrab on January 10, 2019, 11:18:46 AM
I dont think Bam needs rehab, I think he needs a combination of medication and therapy.

What he needs to do is grow the fuck up and stop living in the past. He has a beautiful supportive wife and a kid plus all that money. He needs discipline in his life. Dude's a fuckin moron though so he'll be back in that "rehab" where they let you draw dicks and fuck around on your phone all day in no time.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: ungzilla on January 10, 2019, 11:33:47 AM
derederehab
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Post by: CHONGO on January 10, 2019, 11:43:11 AM
his instagram is fucking out of control
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Post by: Get the strap on January 10, 2019, 11:45:18 AM
I think a lot of this is for show, and it seems to be working. The guy was in television for years. Anyone care to list out the times he has honestly hit rock bottom from alcohol and drugs? A spoiled brat childish celebrity who gets hammered, idk, let him do that til he's 80. All this sorrow and regret talk makes me think he's one of those guys who is better off partying.

He can't function, he looks like Phil, blah blah blah, it's just a soap opera. Bam needs to go to kook rehab instead.
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Post by: French manicure on January 10, 2019, 11:45:37 AM
his instagram is fucking out of control

he's out of control
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Post by: sms_b on January 10, 2019, 11:50:40 AM
this is a pretty sad. Here's hoping he doesn't relapse and die, cause that's what happens to people his age.
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Post by: FLstrange on January 10, 2019, 11:52:55 AM
What he needs to do is grow the fuck up and stop living in the past. He has a beautiful supportive wife and a kid plus all that money. He needs discipline in his life. Dude's a fuckin moron though so he'll be back in that "rehab" where they let you draw dicks and fuck around on your phone all day in no time.
it appears that creating crude illustrations of repressed fantasies is therapeutic for BAM. he shouldn't be denied this outlet to express his feelings as it could play a vital roll in his recovery process. everyone heals in their own unique way.
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Post by: feedmeseymour on January 10, 2019, 11:54:57 AM
his instagram Handwriting is fucking out of control
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Post by: Bagelskate on January 10, 2019, 11:55:14 AM
this is a pretty sad. Here's hoping he doesn't relapse and die, cause that's what happens to people his age.

You have to be sober to relapse
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Post by: GAY on January 10, 2019, 12:11:19 PM
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this is a pretty sad. Here's hoping he doesn't relapse and die, cause that's what happens to people his age.
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You have to be sober to relapse

And you can't die if you're already dead.
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Post by: notcool on January 10, 2019, 01:15:41 PM
They make a medication that curbs alcohol cravings he should get on that
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Post by: JohnnySaintLethal on January 10, 2019, 01:37:43 PM
Bam on slap confirmed
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Post by: h00man on January 10, 2019, 01:45:55 PM
I wonder if the Jackass crew is staying away from him for a reason...Steveo commented on Bam's last post but why? Wouldn't a text or call have been better?
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: GAY on January 10, 2019, 02:05:53 PM
I wonder if the Jackass crew is staying away from him for a reason...Steveo commented on Bam's last post but why? Wouldn't a text or call have been better?

I usually head away from things like hurricanes and tornadoes and spinning razor-sharp propeller blades.
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Post by: Ducky Fucky on January 10, 2019, 02:27:51 PM
This guy is like herpes.
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Post by: Allen. on January 10, 2019, 03:25:37 PM
Dude is nuts
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Post by: poor alice on January 10, 2019, 03:32:57 PM
Slash, TK now Band , who’s the next pro on the Instagram meltdown ? This will probably sell more element boards than TK being øn muta will
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Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 10, 2019, 03:43:00 PM
Slash, TK now Band , who’s the next pro on the Instagram meltdown ? This will probably sell more element boards than TK being øn muta will

dont forget j scott handsdown.....
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Post by: poor alice on January 10, 2019, 03:44:34 PM
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Slash, TK now Band , who’s the next pro on the Instagram meltdown ? This will probably sell more element boards than TK being øn muta will
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dont forget j scott handsdown.....

That one passed me by



Thankfully.
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Post by: pdknox on January 10, 2019, 03:59:57 PM
what will he do next?
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Post by: PeggyHillsShittySpanish on January 10, 2019, 04:23:02 PM
what will he do next?

Die
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Post by: GAY on January 10, 2019, 04:24:23 PM
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what will he do next?
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Die

Antwoord
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Post by: sms_b on January 10, 2019, 04:26:51 PM
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this is a pretty sad. Here's hoping he doesn't relapse and die, cause that's what happens to people his age.
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You have to be sober to relapse

good point.
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Post by: Sick Duck on January 10, 2019, 04:28:42 PM
I think he’s closer to a full blown psychotic episode than dying
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Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on January 10, 2019, 06:13:00 PM
Apparently his friend and former jack ass star Brandon Novak is scared that BAM is going to die that’s what he told TMZ

http://m.tmz.com/#!article/2019/01/10/bam-margera-jackass-brandon-novak-concerned-check-out-rehab-early/
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 10, 2019, 06:19:44 PM
Slash, TK now Band , who’s the next pro on the Instagram meltdown ? This will probably sell more element boards than TK being øn muta will


tk and bandbam aren't really pro
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Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on January 10, 2019, 07:12:25 PM
(https://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bam-1.jpg)

what the fuck is that white crust lining his fingernails?

I always thought andy roy was the most physically sickening skater, but Bam might be claiming that one.
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 10, 2019, 07:29:36 PM
^Its fingernail polish or white out [or that sweet sweet mayonaise] but you right all the same.
I wonder how many times Bam has cried while applying nail polish or Guyliner
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Post by: themeangreen on January 10, 2019, 07:34:47 PM
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Slash, TK now Band , who’s the next pro on the Instagram meltdown ? This will probably sell more element boards than TK being øn muta will
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tk and bandbam aren't really pro

You heard it here first folks. Band of Element.
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Post by: shit_for_brains on January 10, 2019, 07:40:29 PM
Usually public declarations of change stick. Weird.
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Post by: Brguy on January 10, 2019, 07:50:46 PM
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what the fuck is that white crust lining his fingernails?

I always thought andy roy was the most physically sickening skater, but Bam might be claiming that one.
Andy Roy doesn't seem that disgusting on the outside, to be honest. The worst thing about him were his teeth, but now he has several plain white billboards in his mouth.
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Post by: Painted Baby on January 10, 2019, 08:05:32 PM
Bam on Bipolar
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Post by: Francis Xavier on January 10, 2019, 08:16:24 PM
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what the fuck is that white crust lining his fingernails?

I always thought andy roy was the most physically sickening skater, but Bam might be claiming that one.
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Andy Roy doesn't seem that disgusting on the outside, to be honest. The worst thing about him were his teeth, but now he has several plain white billboards in his mouth.
Andy was smoking heroin,other than his voice that's prett bad.  Bam's nails are definitely dried out mayo from ham sandwiches or semen or a mix of it all. I wouldn't shake Bam or Andy's hand, and I'm usually pretty dirty
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Post by: sharkin on January 10, 2019, 08:21:31 PM
I’m glad BAM was finally able to get help

I don’t know much about rehab but for someone to go in and out so quickly like BAM, it really shows how good he was at it. Out here doing in few days what takes most people weeks or months. Props

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Post by: Francis Xavier on January 10, 2019, 08:22:37 PM
I’m glad BAM was finally able to get help

I don’t know much about rehab but for someone to go in and out so quickly like BAM, it really shows how good he was at it. Out here doing in few days what takes most people weeks or months. Props
He dropped in, and is at the bottom again.
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Post by: swanronson on January 10, 2019, 08:22:49 PM
uote from: poor alice on Today at 03:32:57 PM
Slash, TK now Band , who’s the next pro on the Instagram meltdown ? This will probably sell more element boards than TK being øn muta will


BAND MARGERA what will he do next!!!
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: clintendo on January 10, 2019, 08:27:26 PM
This guy is like herpes.

Well this is the dude that stated he cured his herpes with smoking so...
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 11, 2019, 06:24:07 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/jgxqR0x/Screenshot-20190111-081727-Chrome.jpg)
Any truth to this?
"GRAND OPENING...GRAND CLOSING"
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Post by: winecrab on January 11, 2019, 07:44:35 AM
They make a medication that curbs alcohol cravings he should get on that

Yeah, there’s a couple of options. I saw a Ted talk about a this women doctor who was and alcoholic and cured her addiction with this drug in Europe. You can still drink while talking the drug but you drink less and less because you’re brain is rewired to not want alcohol. So in a weeks weeks you’ll find yourself not being able to finish beers because it’s not a reward anymore for your brain, I’ts just like drinking water.

I offered to get it from Europe and pay for it for a friend but he never show interest so fuck it. I have some ibogaine too which has helped many with addiction.
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Post by: tension on January 11, 2019, 08:48:39 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/jgxqR0x/Screenshot-20190111-081727-Chrome.jpg)
Any truth to this?
"GRAND OPENING...GRAND CLOSING"

Yiiiikes. Hide yo kids hide yo wife
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Post by: planman on January 11, 2019, 09:29:25 AM
Godbammit
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Post by: E on January 11, 2019, 09:40:10 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/10/entertainment/bam-margera-leaves-rehab/index.html
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Post by: Style Police on January 11, 2019, 09:42:57 AM
Band of Sanity
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Post by: hamisonrye on January 11, 2019, 09:51:54 AM
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They make a medication that curbs alcohol cravings he should get on that
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Yeah, there’s a couple of options. I saw a Ted talk about a this women doctor who was and alcoholic and cured her addiction with this drug in Europe. You can still drink while talking the drug but you drink less and less because you’re brain is rewired to not want alcohol. So in a weeks weeks you’ll find yourself not being able to finish beers because it’s not a reward anymore for your brain, I’ts just like drinking water.

I offered to get it from Europe and pay for it for a friend but he never show interest so fuck it. I have some ibogaine too which has helped many with addiction.

We have it here, maybe Europe just prescribes it more for that because it's off label or whatever it's called, i.e. not intended for alcoholism treatment but helps, or maybe Europe doesn't require a prescription?  Bam was actually on it at some point.  It's called Naltrexone, it's used in something called the Sinclair method.  Basically you just get bored of drinking because you never get drunk.  I tried it, I should probably try it again, as it worked, kind of made you feel just full, full of everything really and not drunk. 

Now I just use my leftover pills to make microdose naltrexone so the kratom hits harder. 
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: tension on January 11, 2019, 10:15:49 AM
If he checks in 2 more times he'll have the same amount of threads made in 2019 about himself. At this rate it's certainly a possibility.
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Post by: quicknut on January 11, 2019, 10:27:05 AM
How do you get addicted to alcohol dude? This aint the 1800's. We aint pirates.
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Post by: gub on January 11, 2019, 10:31:49 AM
Speak for urself
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Post by: Shifty Flip on January 11, 2019, 10:42:02 AM
 

Now I just use my leftover pills to make microdose naltrexone so the kratom hits harder.
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This makes no sense to me. 

Doubt BAM is gonna get Naltrexone from a Dr anyways just from the pool rumors. Dangers of precipitated withdrawal.  In the past, I had to spend 30 days inpatient to get a Naltrexone prescription myself.
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Post by: billy.pepperidge on January 11, 2019, 11:06:51 AM


Now I just use my leftover pills to make microdose naltrexone so the kratom hits harder.

This makes no sense to me. 

Doubt BAM is gonna get Naltrexone from a Dr anyways just from the pool rumors. Dangers of precipitated withdrawal.  In the past, I had to spend 30 days inpatient to get a Naltrexone prescription myself.
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Precipitated withdrawal from opiates, not booze. Right?
To the guy taking an opiate blocker to enhance a nonpoppy derived opioid, your chemistry is off. Mix ain't right.
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Post by: hamisonrye on January 11, 2019, 11:34:55 AM
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Now I just use my leftover pills to make microdose naltrexone so the kratom hits harder.
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This makes no sense to me. 

Doubt BAM is gonna get Naltrexone from a Dr anyways just from the pool rumors. Dangers of precipitated withdrawal.  In the past, I had to spend 30 days inpatient to get a Naltrexone prescription myself.
Precipitated withdrawal from opiates, not booze. Right?
To the guy taking an opiate blocker to enhance a nonpoppy derived opioid, your chemistry is off. Mix ain't right.
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Naltrexone was actually in trials to mix microdose Naltrexone in with oxy so that oxy would not be as addictive and more potent at the same time.  BAM claimed to have been on Naltrexone at some point.  It's not too hard to get btw, my doc coughed it up when I told him about the Sinclair Method, since I am a drunk and all. 

https://www.jpsmjournal.com/article/S0885-3924(03)00139-8/fulltext

https://www.khemcorp.com/ultra-low-dose-naltrexone-for-lower-opiate-tolerance-research-summary/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/5z4wnv/ultra_low_dose_naltrexone_a_miracle_for_opiate/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/6zspzb/does_anyone_have_experience_using_uldnlow_dose/

There is a ton more information out there on the potentiation of opioid side of things.  Boozewise It can definitely work to help stop drinking hence why I have the pills and hence why BAM tried it at some point (it was in an interview a while back)





Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Buck Russell on January 11, 2019, 11:55:38 AM
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Now I just use my leftover pills to make microdose naltrexone so the kratom hits harder.
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This makes no sense to me. 

Doubt BAM is gonna get Naltrexone from a Dr anyways just from the pool rumors. Dangers of precipitated withdrawal.  In the past, I had to spend 30 days inpatient to get a Naltrexone prescription myself.
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Precipitated withdrawal from opiates, not booze. Right?
To the guy taking an opiate blocker to enhance a nonpoppy derived opioid, your chemistry is off. Mix ain't right.

Naltrexone was actually in trials to mix microdose Naltrexone in with oxy so that oxy would not be as addictive and more potent at the same time.  BAM claimed to have been on Naltrexone at some point.  It's not too hard to get btw, my doc coughed it up when I told him about the Sinclair Method, since I am a drunk and all. 

https://www.jpsmjournal.com/article/S0885-3924(03)00139-8/fulltext

https://www.khemcorp.com/ultra-low-dose-naltrexone-for-lower-opiate-tolerance-research-summary/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/5z4wnv/ultra_low_dose_naltrexone_a_miracle_for_opiate/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/6zspzb/does_anyone_have_experience_using_uldnlow_dose/

There is a ton more information out there on the potentiation of opioid side of things.  Boozewise It can definitely work to help stop drinking hence why I have the pills and hence why BAM tried it at some point (it was in an interview a while back)
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is this the one that was originally supposed to be for something entirely different and they found out about the booze thing on accident? (like how they made viagra) i remember hearing about it in the news or something but can't find the origin now.
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Now I just use my leftover pills to make microdose naltrexone so the kratom hits harder.
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This makes no sense to me. 

Doubt BAM is gonna get Naltrexone from a Dr anyways just from the pool rumors. Dangers of precipitated withdrawal.  In the past, I had to spend 30 days inpatient to get a Naltrexone prescription myself.
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Precipitated withdrawal from opiates, not booze. Right?
To the guy taking an opiate blocker to enhance a nonpoppy derived opioid, your chemistry is off. Mix ain't right.
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Naltrexone was actually in trials to mix microdose Naltrexone in with oxy so that oxy would not be as addictive and more potent at the same time.  BAM claimed to have been on Naltrexone at some point.  It's not too hard to get btw, my doc coughed it up when I told him about the Sinclair Method, since I am a drunk and all. 

https://www.jpsmjournal.com/article/S0885-3924(03)00139-8/fulltext

https://www.khemcorp.com/ultra-low-dose-naltrexone-for-lower-opiate-tolerance-research-summary/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/5z4wnv/ultra_low_dose_naltrexone_a_miracle_for_opiate/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/6zspzb/does_anyone_have_experience_using_uldnlow_dose/

There is a ton more information out there on the potentiation of opioid side of things.  Boozewise It can definitely work to help stop drinking hence why I have the pills and hence why BAM tried it at some point (it was in an interview a while back)

is this the one that was originally supposed to be for something entirely different and they found out about the booze thing on accident? (like how they made viagra) i remember hearing about it in the news or something but can't find the origin now.
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Yeah maybe I think. That's why I said off label but wasn't sure if that is the right term for using one thing made for another thing.  My doctor never really heard of using it to kick booze, but was willing to let me try. 
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Buck Russell on January 11, 2019, 12:23:15 PM
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Yeah maybe I think. That's why I said off label but wasn't sure if that is the right term for using one thing made for another thing.  My doctor never really heard of using it to kick booze, but was willing to let me try.

oh wait im pretty sure i was thinkin of Baclofen. most of the original stuff on it was in french which is why i was struggling to look it up:

https://baclofentreatment.com/background/stories/dr-amanda-stafford-how-i-found-baclofen/ (https://baclofentreatment.com/background/stories/dr-amanda-stafford-how-i-found-baclofen/)
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is this the one that was originally supposed to be for something entirely different and they found out about the booze thing on accident? (like how they made viagra) i remember hearing about it in the news or something but can't find the origin now.
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Yeah maybe I think. That's why I said off label but wasn't sure if that is the right term for using one thing made for another thing.  My doctor never really heard of using it to kick booze, but was willing to let me try.
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oh wait im pretty sure i was thinkin of Baclofen. most of the original stuff on it was in french which is why i was struggling to look it up:

https://baclofentreatment.com/background/stories/dr-amanda-stafford-how-i-found-baclofen/ (https://baclofentreatment.com/background/stories/dr-amanda-stafford-how-i-found-baclofen/)

When I was doing my research I believe I saw that one as well, from what I gathered there were two that were similar and from my reading I found the Naltrexone route to be more appealing.  I was seeing what drunks had to say about the choices on forums and shit, before I asked doc for a magic pill that would make me not want to drink.  No one wanted the 3rd choice which is Antabuse.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Heywoodfloyd on January 11, 2019, 12:33:04 PM
In Sweden a common drug for alcohol dependence, is a remedy that is a bit more Hardcore, it's called "Antabus".
That stuff makes people who consume alcohol physically ill, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: SneakySecrets on January 11, 2019, 06:25:44 PM
I don’t know much about rehab but for someone to go in and out so quickly like BAM, it really shows how good he was at it. Out here doing in few days what takes most people weeks or months. Props

Nice that there’s someone that sees the glass as half-full. 

You think Doogie Howser graduated medical school when he was 13 because he was a dumbass?  I don’t think so.

Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on January 11, 2019, 08:01:13 PM
Damn I just told my doc I drink too much and he was like “Antabuse sucks and you’ll just not take it, heres a prescription for naltrexone”.  I’m starting it tomorrow.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: landedprimo on January 11, 2019, 11:39:22 PM
Why does anyone give a fuck what Bam is doing? He's a great skater, but I could care less about his personal life.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Gorillastyle on January 12, 2019, 12:22:32 AM
People who cant take drugs responsibly are losers
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Post by: Seadramon on January 12, 2019, 12:33:33 AM
People who cant take drugs responsibly are losers

seadramon on loser confirmed
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: sododgy on January 12, 2019, 12:59:47 AM
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They make a medication that curbs alcohol cravings he should get on that
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Yeah, there’s a couple of options. I saw a Ted talk about a this women doctor who was and alcoholic and cured her addiction with this drug in Europe. You can still drink while talking the drug but you drink less and less because you’re brain is rewired to not want alcohol. So in a weeks weeks you’ll find yourself not being able to finish beers because it’s not a reward anymore for your brain, I’ts just like drinking water.

I offered to get it from Europe and pay for it for a friend but he never show interest so fuck it. I have some ibogaine too which has helped many with addiction.

Did you get it to try and help with opioid addiction, or are you just THAT deep down the psychedelic rabbit hole? I've watched people eat datura pods, have friends that move grams of raw L, etc., and have never heard anyone casually mention just having ibogaine lol. For the record, I'm not doubting the statement, just sort of taken aback by it. It's difficult to find people who even know about it outside of those desperately looking for any option to get clean, so seeing someone mention possessing it is so much more rare.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: GAY on January 12, 2019, 07:35:34 AM
People who cant take drugs responsibly are losers

Sherlock Holmes, is that you?
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Watson on January 12, 2019, 08:55:38 AM
How do you get addicted to alcohol dude? This aint the 1800's. We aint pirates.

Drink a lot of it all the time. What the fuck man are you stupid?
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Post by: Joclo on January 12, 2019, 09:41:05 AM
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They make a medication that curbs alcohol cravings he should get on that
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Yeah, there’s a couple of options. I saw a Ted talk about a this women doctor who was and alcoholic and cured her addiction with this drug in Europe. You can still drink while talking the drug but you drink less and less because you’re brain is rewired to not want alcohol. So in a weeks weeks you’ll find yourself not being able to finish beers because it’s not a reward anymore for your brain, I’ts just like drinking water.

I offered to get it from Europe and pay for it for a friend but he never show interest so fuck it. I have some ibogaine too which has helped many with addiction.
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We have it here, maybe Europe just prescribes it more for that because it's off label or whatever it's called, i.e. not intended for alcoholism treatment but helps, or maybe Europe doesn't require a prescription?  Bam was actually on it at some point.  It's called Naltrexone, it's used in something called the Sinclair method.  Basically you just get bored of drinking because you never get drunk.  I tried it, I should probably try it again, as it worked, kind of made you feel just full, full of everything really and not drunk. 

Now I just use my leftover pills to make microdose naltrexone so the kratom hits harder.

I'm pretty sure naltrexone is an opiate antagonist and decreases the effects of your kratom. Not much different than narcan.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: billy.pepperidge on January 12, 2019, 09:42:54 AM
^That's how i understood it Jocio. It's the opposite of enhancing the experience.
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Post by: hamisonrye on January 12, 2019, 09:49:30 AM
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Yeah, there’s a couple of options. I saw a Ted talk about a this women doctor who was and alcoholic and cured her addiction with this drug in Europe. You can still drink while talking the drug but you drink less and less because you’re brain is rewired to not want alcohol. So in a weeks weeks you’ll find yourself not being able to finish beers because it’s not a reward anymore for your brain, I’ts just like drinking water.

I offered to get it from Europe and pay for it for a friend but he never show interest so fuck it. I have some ibogaine too which has helped many with addiction.
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We have it here, maybe Europe just prescribes it more for that because it's off label or whatever it's called, i.e. not intended for alcoholism treatment but helps, or maybe Europe doesn't require a prescription?  Bam was actually on it at some point.  It's called Naltrexone, it's used in something called the Sinclair method.  Basically you just get bored of drinking because you never get drunk.  I tried it, I should probably try it again, as it worked, kind of made you feel just full, full of everything really and not drunk. 

Now I just use my leftover pills to make microdose naltrexone so the kratom hits harder.
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I'm pretty sure naltrexone is an opiate antagonist and decreases the effects of your kratom. Not much different than narcan.

Did you miss my post with all the links? 

https://www.jpsmjournal.com/article/S0885-3924(03)00139-8/fulltext

https://www.khemcorp.com/ultra-low-dose-naltrexone-for-lower-opiate-tolerance-research-summary/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/5z4wnv/ultra_low_dose_naltrexone_a_miracle_for_opiate/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/6zspzb/does_anyone_have_experience_using_uldnlow_dose/
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: hamisonrye on January 12, 2019, 09:49:49 AM
^That's how i understood it Jocio. It's the opposite of enhancing the experience.

https://www.jpsmjournal.com/article/S0885-3924(03)00139-8/fulltext

https://www.khemcorp.com/ultra-low-dose-naltrexone-for-lower-opiate-tolerance-research-summary/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/5z4wnv/ultra_low_dose_naltrexone_a_miracle_for_opiate/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/6zspzb/does_anyone_have_experience_using_uldnlow_dose/
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Joclo on January 12, 2019, 09:56:31 AM
I worked on the advertising campaign for suboxone and don't need to read your links to understand naloxone, naltrexone, etc. I'm well-versed both personally and professionally, but thank you.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: hamisonrye on January 12, 2019, 09:58:34 AM
I worked on the advertising campaign for suboxone and don't need to read your links to understand naloxone, naltrexone, etc. I'm well-versed both personally and professionally, but thank you.

Then continue to be uneducated in this regard of MICRO DOSING naltrexone. 
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: hamisonrye on January 12, 2019, 10:10:29 AM
A couple more for the doubters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytrex

Here are 20 pages of junkies talking about it.  Many seem to be excited. hmmmm

http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/669672-Ultra-low-dose-Naltrexone-for-tolerance-(question)

Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: notcool on January 12, 2019, 02:41:03 PM
yes naltrexone should work for alcohol cravings. when i was on suboxone for opiate cravings the naltrexone made me have no interest in alcohol at all. now i'm on subutex (suboxone without the naltrexone) and i'm back to drinking. antabuse works differently it makes the drinker psychically sick when they drink.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: hamisonrye on January 12, 2019, 02:54:40 PM
yes naltrexone should work for alcohol cravings. when i was on suboxone for opiate cravings the naltrexone made me have no interest in alcohol at all. now i'm on subutex (suboxone without the naltrexone) and i'm back to drinking. antabuse works differently it makes the drinker psychically sick when they drink.

The Sinclair method with naltrexone, pretty much encourages you to drink, and then it's just boring so you stop drinking after a couple.  I think the success rate for naltrexone treating chronic drinking in Sweden or somewhere was 70% of participants.  Not googling so I might be off on the percentage, but something like that. 

I heard antabuse folks could get sick if they even wore cologne.  I knew a dude on it, he would stop taking it so he could get drunk once in a while.  He ended up getting killed with a hatchet while taking one of those weekends of antabuse.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Zumiez And Xanax on January 12, 2019, 03:01:24 PM
wow make a new fucking thread i want Bam updates not bluelight bullshit
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Post by: billy.pepperidge on January 12, 2019, 03:04:31 PM
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yes naltrexone should work for alcohol cravings. when i was on suboxone for opiate cravings the naltrexone made me have no interest in alcohol at all. now i'm on subutex (suboxone without the naltrexone) and i'm back to drinking. antabuse works differently it makes the drinker psychically sick when they drink.
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The Sinclair method with naltrexone, pretty much encourages you to drink, and then it's just boring so you stop drinking after a couple.  I think the success rate for naltrexone treating chronic drinking in Sweden or somewhere was 70% of participants.  Not googling so I might be off on the percentage, but something like that. 

I heard antabuse folks could get sick if they even wore cologne.  I knew a dude on it, he would stop taking it so he could get drunk once in a while.  He ended up getting killed with a hatchet while taking one of those weekends of antabuse.
Antabuse withdrawal can be fatal under the Mike Sinclair method. Got it.
Bam is in the TL with a new passport.
http://www.instagram.com/p/Bsg0Bs_hEn7/
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: notcool on January 12, 2019, 03:17:15 PM
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yes naltrexone should work for alcohol cravings. when i was on suboxone for opiate cravings the naltrexone made me have no interest in alcohol at all. now i'm on subutex (suboxone without the naltrexone) and i'm back to drinking. antabuse works differently it makes the drinker psychically sick when they drink.
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The Sinclair method with naltrexone, pretty much encourages you to drink, and then it's just boring so you stop drinking after a couple.  I think the success rate for naltrexone treating chronic drinking in Sweden or somewhere was 70% of participants.  Not googling so I might be off on the percentage, but something like that. 

I heard antabuse folks could get sick if they even wore cologne.  I knew a dude on it, he would stop taking it so he could get drunk once in a while.  He ended up getting killed with a hatchet while taking one of those weekends of antabuse.
the nalatrexone at first made me bored with drinking i kept doing it then it started to make me physically sick.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Shifty Flip on January 12, 2019, 03:38:21 PM
Nobody goes to the TL straight out of rehab with good intentions. Unless the TL had changed 180° in the past decade.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: notcool on January 12, 2019, 04:05:30 PM
Nobody goes to the TL straight out of rehab with good intentions. Unless the TL had changed 180° in the past decade.
  Thats what I was thinking why'd he get out of his ride even. I'd always drive fast through that part of town.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: ToolVonDoosh on January 12, 2019, 10:41:27 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6571159/Jackass-alum-Bam-Margera-vows-rehab-party-mourns-time-wasted-alcohol.html

Wishing him the best and hoping he can pull this off this time.  Guess he announced it on his IG.  The part he wrote to Element made me chuckle.

He was and is a fearless skater, I hope he finds a way to be fearless with the rest of his life...
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 13, 2019, 09:13:01 AM
where can I get this hoodie?? amazing..... wish those are bullet holes

https://www.instagram.com/p/BskRlYTgUza/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BskRlYTgUza/)
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: eight two fives on January 13, 2019, 09:35:54 AM
Ok, which one of you is mikeymike1021?
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Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on January 13, 2019, 10:08:08 AM
jeez bam, tree hugging homo wners...
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Post by: winecrab on January 13, 2019, 11:40:45 AM

Did you get it to try and help with opioid addiction, or are you just THAT deep down the psychedelic rabbit hole? I've watched people eat datura pods, have friends that move grams of raw L, etc., and have never heard anyone casually mention just having ibogaine lol. For the record, I'm not doubting the statement, just sort of taken aback by it. It's difficult to find people who even know about it outside of those desperately looking for any option to get clean, so seeing someone mention possessing it is so much more rare.
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I started taking ayahuasca and Mescaline years ago in ceremonies. Fast forward a few years and many trips to South America and I have a Fear and Loathing style briefcase containing all kinds of “Medicine”.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Szechuan on January 13, 2019, 11:42:51 AM
Please take the time to make sure you're quotes and embeds are done properly guys.
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Post by: ungzilla on January 13, 2019, 12:04:42 PM
thank u QA dept
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Seadramon on January 15, 2019, 10:27:43 PM
I'm just going to leave this here... (maybe the wiener wallets thread would be more appropriate?)

(https://scontent.fybz2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50489408_10161402050670375_1872796433308975104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent.fybz2-2.fna&oh=37870c6184a1ca4b1459f89428919e2b&oe=5CD25EB8)
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 16, 2019, 03:15:43 AM
hmmm its weird why would he screenshot from the video of the trick he landed.... he always post videos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrVyZcBlw-/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrVyZcBlw-/)
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: realitycontrol on January 16, 2019, 05:17:16 AM
Please take the time to make sure you're quotes and embeds are done properly guys.

Smart phones ruined messageboards.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: SHIREFLIP on January 16, 2019, 05:51:51 AM
Can't Bam's family have him sectioned? I can't imagine it would be that difficult to prove he is a danger to himself and others/is clearly not well connected to reality.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: GAY on January 16, 2019, 08:58:12 AM
Can't Bam's family have him sectioned? I can't imagine it would be that difficult to prove he is a danger to himself and others/is clearly not well connected to reality.

Don't they profit too off of his wild behavior?
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Post by: tension on January 16, 2019, 09:13:25 AM
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Post by: Francis Xavier on January 16, 2019, 09:26:34 AM
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Walking pirate ship
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That kelp bracelet/purse is absolutely stunning. He looks magnificent
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That kelp bracelet/purse is absolutely stunning. He looks magnificent

This photo smells awful
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That kelp bracelet/purse is absolutely stunning. He looks magnificent
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This photo smells awful

This is in fact the worst smelling photo.
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That kelp bracelet/purse is absolutely stunning. He looks magnificent
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This is in fact the worst smelling photo.
Sniff,no scratch,one of a kind.
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Old socks and an assortment of dick cheeses
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This is in fact the worst smelling photo.
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Old socks and an assortment of dick cheeses
The cheeses probably pair well with expired boxed wine
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Walking pirate ship
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That kelp bracelet/purse is absolutely stunning. He looks magnificent
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This photo smells awful
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This is in fact the worst smelling photo.
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Old socks and an assortment of dick cheeses
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The cheeses probably pair well with expired boxed wine

the only thing that would complete this photo is longboard
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: FLstrange on January 16, 2019, 01:13:46 PM
the only thing that would complete this photo is longboard

that and dreadlocks to match the ones hanging from his clothing
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Post by: shit_for_brains on January 16, 2019, 01:24:53 PM
Which is worse: that's a ton of scarves that he layers on, or it's one scarf meant to look like a ton of scarves
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Post by: tension on January 16, 2019, 01:34:57 PM
Which is worse: that's a ton of scarves that he layers on, or it's one scarf meant to look like a ton of scarves

In my opinion it's a picture of scarves featuring a little of Bam
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: augustmoon on January 16, 2019, 02:28:36 PM
I'll be shocked if he makes it to 2020
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 16, 2019, 03:30:08 PM
I'll be shocked if he makes it to 2020
Slap Death Pool:
Artie Lang Vs. Bam Margera Vs. Phelps Vs. Sean Connery
(https://i.ibb.co/RH6ZKtG/aa7cd259b8d9a01f5cf0fff67702dfff.png" alt="aa7cd259b8d9a01f5cf0fff67702dff)
WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?
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Post by: Joclo on January 16, 2019, 03:36:32 PM
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WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?

Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.
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Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.
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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.

I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.
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Post by: Allen. on January 16, 2019, 08:35:49 PM
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Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.
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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.
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I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.

I've heard of friends of friends doing that with e pills in the early/mid 2000's during the Great Weed Drought
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Owen on January 17, 2019, 01:14:20 AM
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WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?
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Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.
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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.
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I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.

How exactly does this work?
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: realitycontrol on January 17, 2019, 01:44:41 AM
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WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?
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Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.
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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.
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I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.
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How exactly does this work?

Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Owen on January 17, 2019, 02:46:37 AM
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WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?
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Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.
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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.
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I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.
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How exactly does this work?
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Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.

Intriguing. Seems to work well. Wanna shake hands?
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Willie on January 17, 2019, 03:40:02 AM
hmmm its weird why would he screenshot from the video of the trick he landed.... he always post videos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrVyZcBlw-/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrVyZcBlw-/)

I always liked how Bam threw these into lines at FDR but let's be fair - they are barely a trick.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Painted Baby on January 17, 2019, 11:21:35 AM
For further information about ingesting drugs through your butt please enjoy this Jaws Jenkem Interview thread from last year:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=99429.msg2785115#msg2785115

There's a lot of good information in there. I apologize in advance if it looks like I'm trying to shut this down. I just want to make sure everyone is as informed about butt stuff as they could possibly be.
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Post by: GAY on January 17, 2019, 11:40:33 AM
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WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?
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Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.
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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.
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I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.
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How exactly does this work?
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Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.

No no no that's not how you do it. You dissolve the coke or meth in water and put the water in a syringe plunger. Then you stick that up your ass and plunge away.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: iKobrakai on January 17, 2019, 11:55:58 AM
A long time ago I that by crushing valium, smearing the powder on a condom and then... Well, you know... Not my proudest achievement.

The ass works better because of how easily it gets drugs into blood stream.
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Post by: Joclo on January 17, 2019, 11:59:49 AM
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WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?
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Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.
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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.
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I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.
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How exactly does this work?
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Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.
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No no no that's not how you do it. You dissolve the coke or meth in water and put the water in a syringe plunger. Then you stick that up your ass and plunge away.

Yes folks, this is the proper technique for this route of administration
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 17, 2019, 12:12:20 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/S3zkbCP/Mini-Vintage-Wooden-Manual-Handmade-Air-Blower-Fan-Blower-for-Barbecue-Fire-Bellows-Outdoor-Cooking-Picnic-jpg-640x640.jpg" alt="Mini-Vintage-Wooden-Manual-Handmade-Air-Blower-Fan-Blower-for-Barbecue-Fire-Bellows-Outdoor-Cooking-Picnic-jpg-640x640)
Put a 8 ball in this we dont use condoms over here
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WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?
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Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.
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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.
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I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.
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How exactly does this work?
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Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.
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No no no that's not how you do it. You dissolve the coke or meth in water and put the water in a syringe plunger. Then you stick that up your ass and plunge away.
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Yes folks, this is the proper technique for this route of administration

Stevie nicks can confirm that is the right way to do it.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: GAY on January 17, 2019, 02:14:38 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/S3zkbCP/Mini-Vintage-Wooden-Manual-Handmade-Air-Blower-Fan-Blower-for-Barbecue-Fire-Bellows-Outdoor-Cooking-Picnic-jpg-640x640.jpg" alt="Mini-Vintage-Wooden-Manual-Handmade-Air-Blower-Fan-Blower-for-Barbecue-Fire-Bellows-Outdoor-Cooking-Picnic-jpg-640x640)
Put a 8 ball in this we dont use condoms over here

I like how it's even got that leather fetish look going on.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Fred Savage on January 17, 2019, 02:22:33 PM
I feel bad for Bam. It wasn't  easy to be a celebirty as a child. I know what he's going through.  I hope he skates again.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: ungzilla on January 17, 2019, 02:31:13 PM
how are you doing though
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Post by: everythingisgreat on January 17, 2019, 02:46:20 PM
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Put a 8 ball in this we dont use condoms over here
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I like how it's even got that leather fetish look going on.

Like it’s going out for the evening 😂
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Post by: fakie nollie on January 17, 2019, 03:29:43 PM
I feel bad for Bam. It wasn't  easy to be a celebirty as a child. I know what he's going through.  I hope he skates again.

Please tell me all of your posts come from you in character as Fred Savage.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on January 17, 2019, 03:33:33 PM
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Please tell me all of your posts come from you in character as Fred Savage.

Fred: were there ever any behind the scenes “fireworks” between you and Winnie? (And I’m not talking about the kind on the 4th of July if you know what I mean!)
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Soft Boiled on January 17, 2019, 04:23:59 PM
Hey Fred, loved you in The Wizard, but I’ve always wondered, Did Marlyn Manson really play Paul in the Wonder Years?
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: southphillytapwater on January 17, 2019, 04:27:32 PM
hmmm its weird why would he screenshot from the video of the trick he landed.... he always post videos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrVyZcBlw-/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrVyZcBlw-/)
The photo he posted of Andy Roy doing a fastplant at FDR on the Fourth of July was a bail shot, so this wouldn't be a first offense.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: realitycontrol on January 18, 2019, 12:02:57 AM
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No no no that's not how you do it. You dissolve the coke or meth in water and put the water in a syringe plunger. Then you stick that up your ass and plunge away.

Well, fuck! Lots of MDMA and meth I wasted in my 20s!
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Seadramon on January 18, 2019, 01:39:35 AM
how are you doing though
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Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 18, 2019, 09:47:27 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bswzz62FaiQ/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bswzz62FaiQ/)
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Post by: Painted Baby on January 18, 2019, 12:12:26 PM
That is a wild fucking instagram account homie.
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Post by: GAY on January 18, 2019, 05:15:32 PM
whadda Q T PI!
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Post by: Bagelskate on January 19, 2019, 10:29:08 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bswzz62FaiQ/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bswzz62FaiQ/)

This face will forever haunt my dreams
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on January 19, 2019, 10:34:00 AM
A guy from my high school had the same flowery Heartagram tattoo that Bam has on his lower stomach, and he would always try to come to my music class without a shirt and every time it didn't go well.
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Post by: ungzilla on January 19, 2019, 11:05:17 AM
you know what they say, no shirt no shoes no sheet music
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Post by: Francis Xavier on January 19, 2019, 01:07:11 PM
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This face will forever haunt my dreams
It's on par with someone passing out drunk, getting their face sharpied, and then being stoked on it so much so that you go and get it all permanently marked forever via an expensive tattoo sitting.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: SneakySecrets on January 19, 2019, 01:28:50 PM
Better than a Monster energy drink tattoo I suppose.
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Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 19, 2019, 01:38:02 PM
I wonder what would Bam say. would he approve?
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Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on January 19, 2019, 01:42:07 PM
oh bam's in the snake pit alright
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Post by: Watson on January 21, 2019, 09:58:12 AM
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hmmm its weird why would he screenshot from the video of the trick he landed.... he always post videos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrVyZcBlw-/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrVyZcBlw-/)
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I always liked how Bam threw these into lines at FDR but let's be fair - they are barely a trick.

I do them sometimes as guilty pleasures at the skatepark warming up and am always embarrassed when people see them and acknowledge them as a trick.
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Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 23, 2019, 03:21:15 PM
adorable

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_WDVxBPkT/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_WDVxBPkT/)
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Post by: winecrab on January 23, 2019, 03:54:51 PM
I feel bad for his family. Dude has the worse Peter Pan syndrom in the industry. I can totally see him pranking his kid on social media when he's a little older like those parents from YouTube that had their kids taken away. I think he's just as addicted to fame as he is to alcohol. A Tragic/Shalom.
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Post by: notcool on January 23, 2019, 04:17:54 PM
I think booty bumping works cause it doesn't pass through the liver and goes straight into you're system
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Post by: Owen on January 24, 2019, 03:06:25 AM
adorable

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_WDVxBPkT/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_WDVxBPkT/)

Fuck bam comes off as being the biggest dick. What a gimp
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Dorknerd on January 24, 2019, 03:45:50 AM
When he done the come back show he correctly named the sex change get on the bank iirc
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Post by: mtvic on January 24, 2019, 07:17:30 AM
Is Bam going to become the Kenny Powers of skateboarding?  I think so.
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Post by: PincherBug on January 24, 2019, 08:15:35 AM
I wonder how pissed Ape gets every time she looks at his instagram.
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Post by: tension on January 24, 2019, 08:37:57 AM
Is Bam going to become the Kenny Powers of skateboarding?  I think so.

Ew. dont do kenny like that.
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Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 24, 2019, 09:10:11 AM
every time i read or hear his name i just think of his dirty fingernails.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: GAY on January 24, 2019, 09:15:21 AM
I think booty bumping works cause it doesn't pass through the liver and goes straight into you're system

The walls of the colon are extremely thin and covered with blood vessels or whatever. It's basically the quickest way to get drugs into your blood stream aside from injecting them with a needle.
I know I keep chiming in on this, but it's because I did a doctorate degree's-worth of research on the subject, using myself as the test subject. The setting wasn't anywhere near as sterile as a laboratory, but the results were overwhelmingly conclusive.
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Walking pirate ship
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That kelp bracelet/purse is absolutely stunning. He looks magnificent
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This photo smells awful
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This is in fact the worst smelling photo.
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Old socks and an assortment of dick cheeses
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The cheeses probably pair well with expired boxed wine
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the only thing that would complete this photo is longboard

Bra's- lets just end this thread and hit the hookah in my moms shed.
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Post by: fakie nollie on January 24, 2019, 01:10:34 PM
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The walls of the colon are extremely thin and covered with blood vessels or whatever. It's basically the quickest way to get drugs into your blood stream aside from injecting them with a needle.
I know I keep chiming in on this, but it's because I did a doctorate degree's-worth of research on the subject, using myself as the test subject. The setting wasn't anywhere near as sterile as a laboratory, but the results were overwhelmingly conclusive.

Professor Gay- In your humble and thoroughly researched opinion, is Booty-Bumping what will save Artie Lang's nostrils? I know your testing has had a lot of unpredictable variables, such as lil Monee on Crenshaw distributing bunk dope.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: fang on January 25, 2019, 12:42:38 PM
What will he do next?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEeMvwg04G/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=v4q3bqvw3lu1
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: honey island on January 25, 2019, 12:55:35 PM
What will he do next?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEeMvwg04G/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=v4q3bqvw3lu1



jesus christ, this guy is so far gone.

as i post this he has 1,846,941 followers. lets see how much this goes down by.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Seadramon on January 25, 2019, 12:56:20 PM
What will he do next?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEeMvwg04G/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=v4q3bqvw3lu1

reported
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Watson on January 25, 2019, 01:08:20 PM
Man O'Dell is really good at his job because for a second after that Epicly Later'd came out I thought Bam wasn't a complete fucking piece of shit garbage human.

Kinda embarrassed about that actually.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: h00man on January 25, 2019, 01:10:16 PM
Gross.
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Post by: shit_for_brains on January 25, 2019, 01:10:41 PM
I wonder how much money he has left, what his burn rate currently is, and how fucked things are going to be when it's gone. It'll be magical.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on January 25, 2019, 01:17:49 PM
I'm still in shock that any woman would willingly have sex with bam. That tub water they are fucking in has to be sewage-runoff-from -Chernobyl-level contaminated. She's gonna have to take a hydrogen-peroxide shower after that.

Glad to see rehab worked out  ::)
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: GAY on January 25, 2019, 03:29:01 PM
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I think booty bumping works cause it doesn't pass through the liver and goes straight into you're system
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The walls of the colon are extremely thin and covered with blood vessels or whatever. It's basically the quickest way to get drugs into your blood stream aside from injecting them with a needle.
I know I keep chiming in on this, but it's because I did a doctorate degree's-worth of research on the subject, using myself as the test subject. The setting wasn't anywhere near as sterile as a laboratory, but the results were overwhelmingly conclusive.
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Professor Gay- In your humble and thoroughly researched opinion, is Booty-Bumping what will save Artie Lang's nostrils? I know your testing has had a lot of unpredictable variables, such as lil Monee on Crenshaw distributing bunk dope.

I believe that Mr. Lang's anal cavity is already prolapsed, so it's too late for both his nose and colon.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Seadramon on January 25, 2019, 03:52:07 PM
I really feel bad for his child. Mommy and daddy posted the least passionate sex clip and on the IG of all places.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 25, 2019, 03:56:29 PM
What will he do next?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEeMvwg04G/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=v4q3bqvw3lu1

I would write Shalom but what the...

shalom
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Painted Baby on January 25, 2019, 04:06:12 PM
Think about the effort it took to make that post.

"Ok hold on lemme set up the camera. Should we do it boobs out or should i wear a bikini top?"

"Well I mean if we're fucking I wanna see tits."

"Do I have to hold them the whole time or..?"

"No it's cool I'll edit it down later. Just hit the record button and hop on. (Oh boy now all of my followers will now that my wife and I have actual adult sex!)"
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on January 25, 2019, 04:26:19 PM
No penetration happening there.
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Post by: ungzilla on January 25, 2019, 04:27:08 PM
testing the waters (ba dum tschh) for their amateur pornhub channel
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Post by: h00man on January 25, 2019, 05:05:35 PM
Bam was splashing the water like a child.

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Post by: Sick Duck on January 25, 2019, 05:10:46 PM
He just boonk ganged himself. Wet brain for sure
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: sus on January 25, 2019, 05:13:28 PM
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What will he do next?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEeMvwg04G/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=v4q3bqvw3lu1
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I would write Shalom but what the...

shalom

(http://i.imgur.com/cKzoDtp_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Willie on January 25, 2019, 05:14:50 PM
Having just installed a bathroom floor with questionable water repellency, this gives me anxiety.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Sick Duck on January 25, 2019, 05:15:53 PM
Having just installed a bathroom floor with questionable water repellency, this gives me anxiety.
yeah his mom is pissed
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Bagelskate on January 25, 2019, 05:33:04 PM
Hope her pussy piercings are stainless or something good. Don’t want a rusty vag
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Post by: figureitout on January 25, 2019, 05:58:03 PM
I'm still in shock that any woman would willingly have sex with bam. That tub water they are fucking in has to be sewage-runoff-from -Chernobyl-level contaminated. She's gonna have to take a hydrogen-peroxide shower after that.

Glad to see rehab worked out  ::)

Summed up brilliantly in a nice little piece of writing.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on January 25, 2019, 06:20:39 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8dLB8BniM/
the thumbnail on this post sums up how insane i am assuming he is now
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 25, 2019, 06:25:23 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8dLB8BniM/
the thumbnail on this post sums up how insane i am assuming he is now

I thought it was Don Vito for a second. Bam is real scumbag.

(https://i.imgur.com/uFue4wh.jpg)
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: John Florence on January 25, 2019, 06:42:35 PM
Unfortunately there's no cure for Bam's social media output.
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Post by: jstankalwara on January 26, 2019, 07:47:23 AM
Yeah that was a lot of splashing
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on January 26, 2019, 07:56:24 AM
Bam fucks weird.
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Post by: Sanka Coffie on January 26, 2019, 08:28:40 AM
Ape's gonna be so mad
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Watson on January 26, 2019, 08:44:46 AM
95 in a 35 is hella dangerous yo.

RIP Ryan Dunn.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Bagelskate on January 26, 2019, 09:54:43 AM
He’s bragged about having a small penis before, the angles alone make this not pleasurable for either of them. Bet she’s getting it elsewhere
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 26, 2019, 10:31:51 AM
He’s bragged about having a small penis before, the angles alone make this not pleasurable for either of them. Bet she’s getting it elsewhere

he looks like a guy who could wear a strapon, or watch her getting fucked

shalom
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: fang on January 26, 2019, 10:44:50 AM
Asking to be cucked?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEZLE0hUdn/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1pxavvwtzrmhx
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Painted Baby on January 26, 2019, 11:25:00 AM
Ok this is starting to get into verbal humiliation territory and I'm not sure if I've consented or not.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Allen. on January 26, 2019, 11:42:13 AM
95 in a 35 is hella dangerous yo.

RIP Ryan Dunn.

My god Bam is a fucking piece of shit.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: The Mighty Pink Hole on January 26, 2019, 11:56:47 AM
Asking to be cucked?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEZLE0hUdn/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1pxavvwtzrmhx

She looks classy
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 26, 2019, 12:14:24 PM
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Asking to be cucked?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEZLE0hUdn/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1pxavvwtzrmhx
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She looks classy


bam is cuck. confirmed.

shalom
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 26, 2019, 04:36:43 PM
act fast

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHXmh5gmSP/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHXmh5gmSP/)
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: SneakySecrets on January 26, 2019, 04:43:53 PM
act fast

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHXmh5gmSP/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHXmh5gmSP/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QfSzgV1q5g&feature=share
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Post by: Bagelskate on January 26, 2019, 05:32:49 PM
act fast

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHXmh5gmSP/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHXmh5gmSP/)

#fundabender
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: The Mighty Pink Hole on January 26, 2019, 05:37:42 PM
act fast

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHXmh5gmSP/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHXmh5gmSP/)

I need to get one of these for my cousin who's 280, longboards and loves Nyjah.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: fang on January 26, 2019, 06:13:35 PM
I'M A FUCKING SKATER
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Post by: FLstrange on January 26, 2019, 06:28:35 PM
the perfect fashion accessory for those who's personalities are defined by sk8 and must inform the world of it
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Post by: Algar on January 26, 2019, 06:33:00 PM
Look at That sk8 action in the background! Rock'n'roll or rock fakie?
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Post by: Nag Champa on January 26, 2019, 06:49:23 PM
rock n roll to broken collar bone
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: everythingisgreat on January 26, 2019, 11:00:13 PM
Finally a way to know who’s a skater and who is not! Fucking genius.

What was it?
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 27, 2019, 01:56:27 AM
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Finally a way to know who’s a skater and who is not! Fucking genius.
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What was it?

It was a little potion bottle filled with BAMs sweat that people can smell from 5 miles away and know the fucking skater is coming
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Post by: Allen. on January 27, 2019, 03:48:48 AM
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Finally a way to know who’s a skater and who is not! Fucking genius.
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What was it?
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It was a little potion bottle filled with BAMs sweat that people can smell from 5 miles away and know the fucking skater splasher is coming
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: TheDraught on January 27, 2019, 04:05:40 AM
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95 in a 35 is hella dangerous yo.

RIP Ryan Dunn.
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My god Bam is a fucking piece of shit.

I guess his days mourning over Dunns accident are over. Those comments on Instagram are the worst:

@bam__margera I got ur back. for whatever that's worth 🌻

Oh God how much do I hate that medium.
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: LegitDude on January 27, 2019, 04:08:59 AM
Didn't expect to see a daily mail article on slap...
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on January 27, 2019, 05:18:05 AM
Didn't expect to see a daily mail article on slap...

shalom
Title: Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
Post by: SHIREFLIP on January 27, 2019, 05:49:11 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtIMRb7AguO/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1m7mtzin7al3h (https://www.instagram.com/p/BtIMRb7AguO/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1m7mtzin7al3h)
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Post by: southphillytapwater on January 27, 2019, 07:23:13 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtH-5JZFsI7/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Meanwhile, the bowl in his barn is looking insane. FDR dudes are killing it.