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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2019, 05:43:29 AM »
Everyone falls, he's just fallen 3 times... And much further than most.

Poor fucker, he ain't gonna run away from this bullshit ever.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2019, 08:34:36 AM »


does he really think hes funny with this shit? dude needs his phone taken away. drunk or sober, hes fucking pathetic with his instagram shit.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2019, 08:45:56 AM »

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2019, 09:01:00 AM »
He just went a long 8 page rant about why THIS time he’s serious about quitting alcohol and that he doesn’t have a problem because again he never detoxed so that alone is the reason why he’s not an addict. He left rehab after 4 days because he was bored and that’s when he has his best ideas so he has to go out there and do them ASAP.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2019, 09:39:24 AM »
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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2019, 09:50:32 AM »
Can only imagine his bitchy ass making a scene before checking himself out.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2019, 09:54:56 AM »
Can only imagine his bitchy ass making a scene before checking himself out.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2019, 10:08:25 AM »
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Can only imagine his bitchy ass making a scene before checking himself out.
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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2019, 10:09:58 AM »
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Can only imagine his bitchy ass making a scene before checking himself out.
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All the scarves and dangly flare he wears had to have been flying about.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2019, 10:14:28 AM »
I dont think Bam needs rehab, I think he needs a combination of medication and therapy.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2019, 10:14:37 AM »
i hope they make him stay there for hella long. lord knows he needs it.
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2019, 10:40:15 AM »
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Ape's gonna be pissed when she finds out he took her curtain.

he kinda looks like leo di caprio in revenant after bear attack
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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2019, 11:00:32 AM »
His fingers look like the 10 month old sausages I found in my fridge the other day.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2019, 11:03:28 AM »
He’s refusing to go if he can’t have his phone.
He’s never gonna get better with his phone around. until he leaves his old life in the rear-view mirror and changes everything, including giving up the need to be in the spotlight.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2019, 11:17:50 AM »
At least he quoted Gucci Mane in that rant.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2019, 11:18:46 AM »
I dont think Bam needs rehab, I think he needs a combination of medication and therapy.

What he needs to do is grow the fuck up and stop living in the past. He has a beautiful supportive wife and a kid plus all that money. He needs discipline in his life. Dude's a fuckin moron though so he'll be back in that "rehab" where they let you draw dicks and fuck around on your phone all day in no time.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2019, 11:33:47 AM »
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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2019, 11:43:11 AM »
his instagram is fucking out of control

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2019, 11:45:18 AM »
I think a lot of this is for show, and it seems to be working. The guy was in television for years. Anyone care to list out the times he has honestly hit rock bottom from alcohol and drugs? A spoiled brat childish celebrity who gets hammered, idk, let him do that til he's 80. All this sorrow and regret talk makes me think he's one of those guys who is better off partying.

He can't function, he looks like Phil, blah blah blah, it's just a soap opera. Bam needs to go to kook rehab instead.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2019, 11:45:37 AM »
his instagram is fucking out of control

he's out of control

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2019, 11:50:40 AM »
this is a pretty sad. Here's hoping he doesn't relapse and die, cause that's what happens to people his age.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2019, 11:52:55 AM »
What he needs to do is grow the fuck up and stop living in the past. He has a beautiful supportive wife and a kid plus all that money. He needs discipline in his life. Dude's a fuckin moron though so he'll be back in that "rehab" where they let you draw dicks and fuck around on your phone all day in no time.
it appears that creating crude illustrations of repressed fantasies is therapeutic for BAM. he shouldn't be denied this outlet to express his feelings as it could play a vital roll in his recovery process. everyone heals in their own unique way.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2019, 11:54:57 AM »
his instagram Handwriting is fucking out of control

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2019, 11:55:14 AM »
this is a pretty sad. Here's hoping he doesn't relapse and die, cause that's what happens to people his age.

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2019, 12:11:19 PM »
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this is a pretty sad. Here's hoping he doesn't relapse and die, cause that's what happens to people his age.
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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2019, 01:15:41 PM »
They make a medication that curbs alcohol cravings he should get on that

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2019, 01:37:43 PM »
Bam on slap confirmed

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2019, 01:45:55 PM »
I wonder if the Jackass crew is staying away from him for a reason...Steveo commented on Bam's last post but why? Wouldn't a text or call have been better?
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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2019, 02:05:53 PM »
I wonder if the Jackass crew is staying away from him for a reason...Steveo commented on Bam's last post but why? Wouldn't a text or call have been better?

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Re: BAM checks in to rehab for third time
« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2019, 02:27:51 PM »
This guy is like herpes.