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Title: What happened to Figgy
Post by: hvx1000 on November 11, 2019, 10:44:25 PM
Been seeing a bunch of posts of him the hospital with a gnarly post surgery gash on his stomache. Anyone know what happened?
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: KRKD1 on November 11, 2019, 10:48:31 PM
Appendicitis?

Longer scar than you'd usually see but not entirely unheard of in the appendix removal game.


Also a link to the post would help yuh dweeb.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on November 11, 2019, 11:03:23 PM
baker 4 happened, thats what happened
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: bongboarder420 on November 11, 2019, 11:06:59 PM
http://www.instagram.com/p/B4vAxBbgWoM/?igshid=ye7gtn95tooz
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Snow in Florida on November 11, 2019, 11:12:12 PM
Who?
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: SodaJerk on November 11, 2019, 11:27:19 PM
There’s no way he’s capable of keeping clean enough to avoid infection after surgery. RIP Figgy
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: shingles on November 12, 2019, 12:26:56 AM
Appendicitis?

Longer scar than you'd usually see but not entirely unheard of in the appendix removal game.


Also a link to the post would help yuh dweeb.

Such a big scar can happen if they have to remove it immediately... Usually you get three small scars, but if they have to rush the process, because it has already burst, then you can end up with a big scar like this...

Could also be from skating though... Maybe a hard slam on the concrete and some busted kidneys.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Changes on November 12, 2019, 12:32:18 AM
Spleen?? Appendix is small when taking out, that scar is big....real big, maybe internal bleeding?
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Powdered Toast Man! on November 12, 2019, 12:36:23 AM
y’all wrong that’s clearly figgy’s new centipede tattoo
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: swanronson on November 12, 2019, 12:39:57 AM
Hectic. That’s a gnarly gash, must be something serious. Everything is keyhole these days.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Owen on November 12, 2019, 12:54:27 AM
Spleen?? Appendix is small when taking out, that scar is big....real big, maybe internal bleeding?

Not 100% confident but I feel like I've heard that he's already had his spleen removed around Made 2? Could be making this up however
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Pappy Jones on November 12, 2019, 01:08:39 AM
God damn. Scary stuff.


Edit: Glad they got Oski out of there safely
(https://i.imgur.com/QrApBXY.png)
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: rapscallion on November 12, 2019, 01:13:13 AM
this had to have been a fun day, what a bummer to end up with such a gnarly injury

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4sD_vens0b/
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: rejectpaul on November 12, 2019, 01:47:06 AM
Guess baker 4 is postponed again
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on November 12, 2019, 05:06:27 AM
Unless his organs are goofy footed, the appendix is on the other side.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: doublesteveburger on November 12, 2019, 05:22:25 AM
looks like a slight bump so collin will most likely try and skate it
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: iKobrakai on November 12, 2019, 05:54:30 AM
Sold his kidney for bandanas?
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: hateboard on November 12, 2019, 05:57:36 AM
slammed dropping a scooter banger for baker 4.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: the canadian suit on November 12, 2019, 05:58:23 AM
Tbh prob just fell on his keys
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: rlang on November 12, 2019, 06:20:12 AM
Unless his organs are goofy footed, the appendix is on the other side.

This. Plus scars weren't even that big 30 years ago, your appendix is pretty small. They can usually do them laparoscopically and there's almost no scars at all. I can't even find mine.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Garth Marenghi on November 12, 2019, 06:38:53 AM
Laparotomy? Internal bleeding maybe.

That's harsh. Hope he gets well soon.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: finecojeffe on November 12, 2019, 06:42:53 AM
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Unless his organs are goofy footed, the appendix is on the other side.
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This. Plus scars weren't even that big 30 years ago, your appendix is pretty small. They can usually do them laparoscopically and there's almost no scars at all. I can't even find mine.

yep, had mine removed in 2008 and I have no scar at all.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on November 12, 2019, 07:29:04 AM
A very underrated reply

Tbh prob just fell on his keys
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: sus on November 12, 2019, 08:09:21 AM
he chested a gnarly rail warming up
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on November 12, 2019, 08:27:53 AM
A very underrated reply

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Tbh prob just fell on his keys
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Really is.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: SlapTM on November 12, 2019, 08:55:23 AM
We were skating a triple kink rail last Tuesday and while warming up on it, Figgy rib racked the rail pretty bad. I ended up having to take him to ER immediately because he said there was something wrong internally. Turns out, Figgy had internal bleeding and two holes in his intestines and needed immediate surgery. He's been in the hospital for a week and just got out yesterday and should be skating again in just several weeks.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: fakie nollie on November 12, 2019, 08:58:45 AM
We were skating a triple kink rail last Tuesday and while warming up on it, Figgy rib racked the rail pretty bad. I ended up having to take him to ER immediately because he said there was something wrong internally. Turns out, Figgy had internal bleeding and two holes in his intestines and needed immediate surgery. He's been in the hospital for a week and just got out yesterday and should be skating again in just several weeks.

Emerica TM on the delivery of the facts
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: oldbummer on November 12, 2019, 09:00:01 AM
he chested a gnarly rail warming up

double pits first?
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on November 12, 2019, 09:33:38 AM
We were skating a triple kink rail last Tuesday and while warming up on it, Figgy rib racked the rail pretty bad. I ended up having to take him to ER immediately because he said there was something wrong internally. Turns out, Figgy had internal bleeding and two holes in his intestines and needed immediate surgery. He's been in the hospital for a week and just got out yesterday and should be skating again in just several weeks.

Would you say Figgy had "Dose" holes in his intestines?
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: bogolden on November 12, 2019, 09:38:25 AM
We were skating a triple kink rail last Tuesday and while warming up on it, Figgy rib racked the rail pretty bad. I ended up having to take him to ER immediately because he said there was something wrong internally. Turns out, Figgy had internal bleeding and two holes in his intestines and needed immediate surgery. He's been in the hospital for a week and just got out yesterday and should be skating again in just several weeks.

Hellride
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on November 12, 2019, 09:43:47 AM
A very underrated reply

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Tbh prob just fell on his keys
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I gnard
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: stevedave on November 12, 2019, 10:03:23 AM
Unless his organs are goofy footed, the appendix is on the other side.
THANK YOU!!!  I was like "uh, really people??"
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: bugtown on November 12, 2019, 10:09:42 AM
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he chested a gnarly rail warming up
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double pits first?

lol I have not thought about the double pits to chesty in a long while. Thank you.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: camel filters on November 12, 2019, 10:18:32 AM
(http://bakerboysdist.com/content/posts/img-6634.jpg)
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This guy can't finish a part without going to the hospital. Respect to him and his nostrils.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Christmas Complete on November 12, 2019, 10:26:56 AM
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he chested a gnarly rail warming up
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double pits first?

I doubt Figgy has any sort of pit hygiene, let alone cosmetics
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Style Police on November 12, 2019, 10:30:55 AM
Serious. Hope he heals up quick.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Brguy on November 12, 2019, 11:43:29 AM
I would say what's up with Figgy hurting his insides all the time, but I'm sure he's taking slams so fucked I can't even imagine all the time and these ones are just the tip of the iceberg.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: planman on November 12, 2019, 11:49:49 AM
We were skating a triple kink rail last Tuesday and while warming up on it, Figgy rib racked the rail pretty bad. I ended up having to take him to ER immediately because he said there was something wrong internally. Turns out, Figgy had internal bleeding and two holes in his intestines and needed immediate surgery. He's been in the hospital for a week and just got out yesterday and should be skating again in just several weeks.
Sounds like he took out a killer pizza his organs








I'll see myself out
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: 5teve.0h on November 12, 2019, 11:51:37 AM
We were skating a triple kink rail last Tuesday and while warming up on it, Figgy rib racked the rail pretty bad. I ended up having to take him to ER immediately because he said there was something wrong internally. Turns out, Figgy had internal bleeding and two holes in his intestines and needed immediate surgery. He's been in the hospital for a week and just got out yesterday and should be skating again in just several weeks.

Faaaark that sounds painful. Get well soon Figgy.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Bateskorder on November 12, 2019, 11:55:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/tuJWfdy.jpg)
Quaid....Quaid.....
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: rlang on November 12, 2019, 11:56:34 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/03/85/7a0385b656aef49c59be6b2e0eec06b7.jpg)

What's the deal with internal bleeding? If it's internal, you're not bleeding!
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Sick Duck on November 12, 2019, 12:32:28 PM
I get that he’s sacrificing his body for skating and all that, but goddamn it’s not gonna be some badass hellride thing when he ends up in a coma or worse
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: shouldn't on November 12, 2019, 12:47:25 PM
was the bake and destroy hospital photo from the back fifty on the link rail where he folds over backwards and smacks his head? i feel like they never really discussed that but, that slam looks really  bad so i always imagined it was that.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: kneebone on November 12, 2019, 12:59:48 PM
We were skating a triple kink rail last Tuesday and while warming up on it, Figgy rib racked the rail pretty bad. I ended up having to take him to ER immediately because he said there was something wrong internally. Turns out, Figgy had internal bleeding and two holes in his intestines and needed immediate surgery. He's been in the hospital for a week and just got out yesterday and should be skating again in just several weeks.
"we"
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: ShyLow on November 12, 2019, 01:52:38 PM
slammed dropping a scooter banger for baker 4.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Rick_Kane on November 12, 2019, 02:39:51 PM
Dude's constantly sacrificing his body for the Hellride. Satan would be proud. Hard to hate on this guy, looking forward to his Baker part.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Lowcalcium on November 12, 2019, 03:50:25 PM
I still love the video on Heath hating on Figgy for bringing cologne on a skate trip. It's still when Figgy was only known as Justin the grom
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: cheetahsheets on November 12, 2019, 03:53:15 PM
Dude's constantly sacrificing his body for the Hellride. Satan would be proud. Hard to hate on this guy, looking forward to his Baker part.

You’re a walking enigma buddy, I cannot genuinely tell if you are trolling or serious given the fact u have shit on Thrasher so many times.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Esmith5488 on November 12, 2019, 04:42:34 PM
Tbh prob just fell on his keys

Been there.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: igrindtwinkies on November 12, 2019, 05:19:37 PM
Remember a month ago when everyone was acting like Figgy wasn't doing shit?
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: elbarto on November 12, 2019, 08:26:41 PM
Big Fig! Hope he heals up quick, love seeing new footage from this dude.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Ed boy on November 12, 2019, 09:25:13 PM
Respect to him and his nostrils.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: FS-OverKOOK on November 12, 2019, 09:40:51 PM
rails scare me
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: radcunt on November 13, 2019, 05:29:28 AM
Homie got chundered
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: retiredpornstar on November 13, 2019, 11:46:43 AM
Dude's constantly sacrificing his body for the Hellride. Satan would be proud. Hard to hate on this guy, looking forward to his Baker part.

Got a big 2008 Lizard King fan over here
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on November 13, 2019, 02:17:17 PM
Was in NYC for a bit 2013 and dude was definitely cool guying to my friends.

I know NYC cat’s vibe people and heckle each other but I think it’s a great character builder if you can either clap back with something funny, you’re good.


However I think this dude got butthurt when someone was talking shit.

If you can’t handle it then you probably shouldn’t be there.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Hefe43 on November 13, 2019, 03:18:58 PM
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Dude's constantly sacrificing his body for the Hellride. Satan would be proud. Hard to hate on this guy, looking forward to his Baker part.
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Got a big 2008 Lizard King fan over here

Gotta have passion
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: WastedHippy on November 13, 2019, 05:58:53 PM
this had to have been a fun day, what a bummer to end up with such a gnarly injury

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4sD_vens0b/

hahaha you little rascal, gnarly stitches though
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: lampshade on November 13, 2019, 06:36:47 PM
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Dude's constantly sacrificing his body for the Hellride. Satan would be proud. Hard to hate on this guy, looking forward to his Baker part.
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Got a big 2008 Lizard King fan over here
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Gotta have passion

Gotta do it for Satan, Homie. 
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Trickflip on November 13, 2019, 10:07:10 PM
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Dude's constantly sacrificing his body for the Hellride. Satan would be proud. Hard to hate on this guy, looking forward to his Baker part.
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Got a big 2008 Lizard King fan over here
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Gotta have passion
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Gotta do it for Satan, Homie.
Gotta green room or die
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: HyenaChaser on November 13, 2019, 10:27:24 PM
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Dude's constantly sacrificing his body for the Hellride. Satan would be proud. Hard to hate on this guy, looking forward to his Baker part.
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Got a big 2008 Lizard King fan over here
[close]

Gotta have passion
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Gotta do it for Satan, Homie.
[close]
Gotta green room or die

Gotta catch ‘em all
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Windsor Knot on November 14, 2019, 03:03:44 PM
Still no idea what happened to the big dog?
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Glurmpz on November 14, 2019, 03:11:32 PM
Still no idea what happened to the big dog?

Try reading the thread.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: Glurmpz on November 14, 2019, 03:13:38 PM
Was in NYC for a bit 2013 and dude was definitely cool guying to my friends.

I know NYC cat’s vibe people and heckle each other but I think it’s a great character builder if you can either clap back with something funny, you’re good.


However I think this dude got butthurt when someone was talking shit.

If you can’t handle it then you probably shouldn’t be there.

So, your homies were talking shit on him in his presence and he's the one who "cool guy'd" them?! Interesting take.
Title: Re: What happened to Figgy
Post by: ColinYourAssOut on November 14, 2019, 07:45:39 PM
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Dude's constantly sacrificing his body for the Hellride. Satan would be proud. Hard to hate on this guy, looking forward to his Baker part.
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Got a big 2008 Lizard King fan over here
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Gotta have passion
[close]

Gotta do it for Satan, Homie.
[close]
Gotta green room or die
[close]

Gotta catch ‘em all

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/uv0AAOSwea5ce~Vq/s-l300.jpg)
Gotta...gotta get away gotta get away