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Title: Pro stoner?
Post by: Bobby Lashley on March 08, 2020, 12:08:45 PM
There’s a few pros that smoke the ganja and I’m curious as to how many pros that toke.
My favs are:
Gravette
Tfunk

Shouts out all my shtoner bruvs
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Post by: ShyLow on March 08, 2020, 12:13:24 PM
You'd waste a lot less of everyone's time by counting the Pros who DON'T smoke
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Post by: bbk on March 08, 2020, 12:23:57 PM
Solid thread, 10/10, will check in again.
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Post by: Kylo Send on March 08, 2020, 01:29:43 PM
Stevie Williams and the rest of DGK
Tom Penny
Roger Bagley
Fred Gall
Quim Cardona
Bryan Herman
Tiago Lemos
Edit: Cardiel
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Post by: Buck Bundy on March 08, 2020, 01:34:44 PM
That guy with the yellow helmet asked if I wanted to see how he gets high.
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Post by: Hmmtrue on March 08, 2020, 02:02:28 PM
Tax papas coked out 720s
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Post by: fakie nollie on March 08, 2020, 02:18:06 PM
Just finished a 21 hour fast. Broke it with Rainbow Sherbet from Baskin Robins and cooking wild rice with chicken now.
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Post by: botefdunn on March 08, 2020, 02:35:11 PM
Andy Stone was pro of course, Underworld Element, Capital, probably some other companies too but I don't remember.
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Post by: eranka on March 08, 2020, 02:39:00 PM
Steve Berra once saw Rileys dad smoke weed out of an apple
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Post by: Dr Dew on March 08, 2020, 03:21:18 PM
caswel berry
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Post by: Bony cawk on March 08, 2020, 03:49:21 PM
I heard muska may have smoked weed
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Post by: EastKremer on March 08, 2020, 04:06:14 PM
Solid thread, 10/10, will check in again.
4/20*
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Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on March 08, 2020, 04:15:39 PM
Ryan hickey is the only skater to get the cover of high times (is that still around anymore?)

So him.
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Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on March 08, 2020, 04:20:59 PM
Skating on coke
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Post by: spungo on March 08, 2020, 04:21:55 PM
Who else might do that drug that is legal where most pro skateboarders live?  This is electrifying!

y'all I wonder what pros drink alcohol.  Let's speculate!
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Post by: SneakySecrets on March 08, 2020, 04:23:43 PM
What too making about if skaters that make about smoke weed?
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Post by: ziggy on March 08, 2020, 04:25:13 PM
LE was pile central
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Post by: Dr Dew on March 08, 2020, 06:06:02 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/j5qcMWK/87967016-1546118272231131-7062949284479500288-n.jpg)
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Post by: Uncle Poseur on March 08, 2020, 07:07:35 PM
It would be easier to list the pros who don't smoke.
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Post by: Kylo Send on March 08, 2020, 07:20:43 PM
It would be easier to list the pros who don't smoke.

That would still be a lot. It's the not the 90's anymore when there was 5 people who didn't do drugs. There's hella jocks nowadays who don't smoke.
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Post by: straight on March 08, 2020, 07:24:06 PM
That guy with the yellow helmet asked if I wanted to see how he gets high.

kinda curious how this finishes
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Post by: Leifkennedy on March 08, 2020, 07:29:49 PM
skaters need weed or else something gnarlys gonna happen.

if there wasnt a skateboard. we would be so slow. stoned no board, cant move.
stoned, no board, skressed out because of the walk.
smoking weed and driving is the ultimate shit. nah the ultimate shit is stoned eating a slice of pizza and driving to go skate and drink beer.
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Post by: Bobby Lashley on March 08, 2020, 08:44:48 PM
skaters need weed or else something gnarlys gonna happen.

if there wasnt a skateboard. we would be so slow. stoned no board, cant move.
stoned, no board, skressed out because of the walk.
smoking weed and driving is the ultimate shit. nah the ultimate shit is stoned eating a slice of pizza and driving to go skate and drink beer.
number one comment, I’ll have tickets waiting for you at the box office for next weeks smackdown
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Post by: pbj on March 09, 2020, 12:06:56 AM
Boo Johnson was the first to come to mind
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Post by: rapscallion on March 09, 2020, 12:37:00 AM
Boo Johnson was the first to come to mind
dude wants to be wiz khalifa SO BAD
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Post by: Brguy on March 09, 2020, 01:09:38 AM
You'd waste a lot less of everyone's time by counting the Pros who DON'T smoke
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Post by: ryu on March 09, 2020, 01:12:34 AM
kb
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Post by: Charlie Hustle on March 09, 2020, 06:04:37 AM
Just finished a 21 hour fast. Broke it with Rainbow Sherbet from Baskin Robins and cooking wild rice with chicken now.
Black coffee allowed during fast or only water? I had a five guys double bacon cheese last night against my better judgment, and don’t really want to eat today.
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Post by: jorge on March 09, 2020, 06:10:12 AM
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Just finished a 21 hour fast. Broke it with Rainbow Sherbet from Baskin Robins and cooking wild rice with chicken now.
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Black coffee allowed during fast or only water? I had a five guys double bacon cheese last night against my better judgment, and don’t really want to eat today.
I like the fast with just drinking water with honey lemon and cayenne pepper.  After 2 days your skin kinda oozes out toxins you can smell it.
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Post by: mtvic on March 09, 2020, 06:20:01 AM
This presidential race is amazing: we literally have two very old men who are both arguably senile being fought over by the masses. These two men don’t disagree on much, but due to the advent of the internet, the speed to which misinformation can now be spread, and the fact that our country has minimized politics into a team sport with tail gate parties to boot we as a nation are now supposed to go against one another for loyalty to one of the old shitty dudes. It’s fair to say that this country is squarely fucked. Have a great week boys. Namaste
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Post by: johnes on March 09, 2020, 06:21:16 AM
PRod is the most low key weed smoker that some people don’t know about.
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Post by: therealstreetpirate on March 09, 2020, 06:23:33 AM
PRod is the most low key weed smoker that some people don’t know about.
I have thought this for such a long time. If you ever watch the Jeff Descaere video where P-Rod sees his video and gives him boards and stuff. In that video hes baked AF but he keeps it so chill.
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Post by: Bobby Lashley on March 09, 2020, 07:09:40 AM
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PRod is the most low key weed smoker that some people don’t know about.
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I have thought this for such a long time. If you ever watch the Jeff Descaere video where P-Rod sees his video and gives him boards and stuff. In that video hes baked AF but he keeps it so chill.
im pretty sure him and them was stoned the entire filming of street dreams.
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Post by: jorge on March 09, 2020, 07:31:08 AM
I'd rather know what the heaviest trick done very very stoned was.
Does tripping count?  Sean Young hill bomb in the rain end thread
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Post by: theSketchLord on March 09, 2020, 08:11:36 AM
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I'd rather know what the heaviest trick done very very stoned was.
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Does tripping count?  Sean Young hill bomb in the rain end thread

Didn't Tom Penny once say he was on acid during his 95 Radlands win?
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Post by: jorge on March 09, 2020, 08:13:57 AM
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I'd rather know what the heaviest trick done very very stoned was.
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Does tripping count?  Sean Young hill bomb in the rain end thread
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Didn't Tom Penny once say he was on acid during his 95 Radlands win?
I believe so.  That's heavy but not pushing hard as you can in the rain bombing SF hills heavy.
Title: Re: Pro stoner?
Post by: Kylo Send on March 09, 2020, 08:18:55 AM
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You'd waste a lot less of everyone's time by counting the Pros who DON'T smoke
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Why are people being so stubborn about this? Probably every female PRO doesn't smoke, hella 90's PROS are in rehab and don't smoke. Hella jocks PROS don't smoke. Lots of everyday skaters smoke but we aren't PRO. The thread is about PRO's. Smoking every once in a while doesn't make you a STONER. You have to smoke everyday to get that title.
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Post by: os89 on March 09, 2020, 08:25:44 AM
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You'd waste a lot less of everyone's time by counting the Pros who DON'T smoke
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Why are people being so stubborn about this? Probably every female PRO doesn't smoke, hella 90's PROS are in rehab and don't smoke. Hella jocks PROS don't smoke. Lots of everyday skaters smoke but we aren't PRO. The thread is about PRO's. Smoking every once in a while doesn't make you a STONER. You have to smoke everyday to get that title.

Calm down
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Post by: Xen on March 09, 2020, 08:27:15 AM
You'd waste a lot less of everyone's time by counting the Pros who DON'T smoke
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Post by: shrimptoastcrunch on March 09, 2020, 08:30:33 AM
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I'd rather know what the heaviest trick done very very stoned was.
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Does tripping count?  Sean Young hill bomb in the rain end thread
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Didn't Tom Penny once say he was on acid during his 95 Radlands win?
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I believe so.  That's heavy but not pushing hard as you can in the rain bombing SF hills heavy.

Doc Ellis pitching that no-hitter on acid is pretty buck
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Post by: Kylo Send on March 09, 2020, 08:32:44 AM
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You'd waste a lot less of everyone's time by counting the Pros who DON'T smoke
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Why are people being so stubborn about this? Probably every female PRO doesn't smoke, hella 90's PROS are in rehab and don't smoke. Hella jocks PROS don't smoke. Lots of everyday skaters smoke but we aren't PRO. The thread is about PRO's. Smoking every once in a while doesn't make you a STONER. You have to smoke everyday to get that title.
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Calm down

I'd just love to see this thread nerd out on the actual Pro Stoners. Saying every Pro smokes is not the same as being a stoner, and making that claim sounds lazy. Its a more enjoyable topic than the dumb political threads on here. Positive vibes 💨 🙏
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Post by: no name cargos plug on March 09, 2020, 08:36:01 AM
Weed and skating can be a fickle combo... smoke too much or the wrong strain and it can ruin the session. Also being the designated provider to all the broke homies can get old. All things considered dope thread bud.
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Post by: Bobby Lashley on March 09, 2020, 09:03:46 AM
Weed and skating can be a fickle combo... smoke too much or the wrong strain and it can ruin the session. Also being the designated provider to all the broke homies can get old. All things considered dope thread bud.
gotta earn that j. It’s more of a before and after session activity. I can’t stand having a dead beat homie. Every person I have in my Circle is progressing one way or another in society/skateboarding/life etc.
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Post by: SickSickSicks on March 09, 2020, 09:04:32 AM
Stevie Williams and the rest of DGK
Tom Penny
Roger Bagley
Fred Gall
Quim Cardona
Bryan Herman
Tiago Lemos
Edit: Cardiel

Yep thats the whole list. done and done.
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Post by: Charlie Hustle on March 09, 2020, 09:27:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ENSwrk2OEs
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Post by: Texas_Tone on March 09, 2020, 09:30:52 AM
Nicky Trapasso is the correct answer
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Post by: jerrygurneyscream on March 09, 2020, 09:37:20 AM
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You'd waste a lot less of everyone's time by counting the Pros who DON'T smoke
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Why are people being so stubborn about this? Probably every female PRO doesn't smoke, hella 90's PROS are in rehab and don't smoke. Hella jocks PROS don't smoke . Lots of everyday skaters smoke but we aren't PRO. The thread is about PRO's. Smoking every once in a while doesn't make you a STONER. You have to smoke everyday to get that title.
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Post by: dooley on March 09, 2020, 09:44:04 AM
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Boo Johnson was the first to come to mind
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dude wants to be wiz khalifa SO BAD
Smoking in slow-mo and a stale trick, never gets old. Same with Dane Vaughn. Imagine thinking weed display adds some sort of shocking street value in 2020.
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Post by: SantaMonca on March 09, 2020, 10:07:39 AM
chris cole, heres his first pro deck from back in the day
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/Roger-Weed-%26-Cobras-8.0%22-Skateboard-Deck-_318126-front-US.jpg)

smoking the ganja was invented by the bones brigade in 1893
michael mcgill then landed the first 900 while doped out of his mind
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Post by: SantaMonca on March 09, 2020, 10:11:39 AM
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You'd waste a lot less of everyone's time by counting the Pros who DON'T smoke
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Why are people being so stubborn about this? Probably every female PRO doesn't smoke, hella 90's PROS are in rehab and don't smoke. Hella jocks PROS don't smoke . Lots of everyday skaters smoke but we aren't PRO. The thread is about PRO's. Smoking every once in a while doesn't make you a STONER. You have to smoke everyday to get that title.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QCaaAyz-yA?t=157 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QCaaAyz-yA?t=157)
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Post by: layzieyez on March 09, 2020, 10:11:54 AM
Who is using THC suppositories? Neen?
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Post by: dooley on March 09, 2020, 10:26:27 AM
Yes but he didn't know what suppositories are, so he just ate them like the usual pan-fried Flintstone vitamins.
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Post by: layzieyez on March 09, 2020, 12:25:53 PM
Just imagine how quick corona would spread in the stoner population with all the passing of joints.
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Post by: 4LOM on March 09, 2020, 12:40:43 PM
Who is using THC suppositories? Neen?

Has to, dude is over getting clowned for lighting the stem and sucking on the bowl
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Post by: ItsNoUse on March 09, 2020, 03:14:24 PM
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Who is using THC suppositories? Neen?
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Has to, dude is over getting clowned for lighting the stem and sucking on the bowl

no way...
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Post by: Kylo Send on March 09, 2020, 03:35:21 PM
I'd rather know what the heaviest trick done very very stoned was.

I'm guessing in recent years something by Foy or Evan Smith? Probably Guy back in the day or someone from Embarcadero's Most Blunted... I'd definitely like to hear too. Probably Baker in their prime has some good stories.

I wonder what Pro is bringing their bong and butane torch, hitting the dabs at the spot before filming haha
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Post by: TheFandangler on March 09, 2020, 06:31:02 PM
Shit thread OP. Even though many pros don't count as a stoner in your eyes, there are far too many to name that do. Sorry if skaters having a take on politics upsets you, but those are far more interesting and debatable threads.
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Post by: bbk on March 09, 2020, 06:47:36 PM
Josef Scott Jatta of Sour fame was the first guy to smoke me out.
Also, Wes is the proest of stoners.
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Post by: Secomprancolchones on March 10, 2020, 10:15:07 AM
I heard muska may have smoked weed
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Post by: duniwayRobber on March 10, 2020, 12:53:09 PM
Also, Wes is the proest of stoners.

His eyes stay dippppped
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Post by: ndsr on March 10, 2020, 04:29:23 PM
This presidential race is amazing: we literally have two very old men who are both arguably senile being fought over by the masses. These two men don’t disagree on much, but due to the advent of the internet, the speed to which misinformation can now be spread, and the fact that our country has minimized politics into a team sport with tail gate parties to boot we as a nation are now supposed to go against one another for loyalty to one of the old shitty dudes. It’s fair to say that this country is squarely fucked. Have a great week boys. Namaste

Well spoken, would gnar I I could