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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: QixHexagon on January 31, 2021, 06:36:26 AM
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"We definitely need another board company from an old pro that's about to retire"
"Willy grinds are so sick"
"I wish I could skate switch as Kyle Walker does"
"Steve Berra is my favorite skater"
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“this is a great thread”
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"focus"
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“Everyone on slap is gonna love this.”
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“this dude with a single digit post count started a great thread”
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"Don't forget to like and subscribe."
Oh, wait.
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“Not this try, but definitely within the next 5 or 6. Maybe 12.”
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
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"Of course I've had sex."
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“America, as your President...”
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Private property is sacrosanct.
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"That trick tip from YouTube really helped me with my inward heels."
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“Cody Cepeda and Chris Chann will be pro one day”
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"Nice meadows and flowers, I hope they never construct a hideous concrete building on this plot of land"
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“This skatepark could use a few more scooter kids”
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
Big up Max Palmer
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"Oh a puddle of rain water, let's casually walk through it"
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shalom to andrew reynolds
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“I have a bed frame at home”
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Hold on let me put on my double masks and make sure that I don't actively expose members of my community to this deadly virus today
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I am gay
Focus
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Focus
Wow that’s homophobic.
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Jordan Richter should have gotten last part.
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“Chase Gabor was my neighbor growing up”
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"I know exactly what a falafel is"
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
Big up Max Palmer
Isn't an over willy as Losi grind?
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
Big up Max Palmer
Isn't an over willy as Losi grind?
Backside for sure.
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fuck old penny footage...his new stuff is more enjoyable!
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
Big up Max Palmer
Isn't an over willy as Losi grind?
I think Losi is only on transition, but I might be wrong. You may be right.
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fuck old penny footage...his new stuff is more enjoyable!
Agreed
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzq67InlePD/
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fuck old penny footage...his new stuff is more enjoyable!
Agreed
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzq67InlePD/
I’m beyond honored to be your signature
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“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!”
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"Willy grinds are so sick"
well I already lost
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Skate and live, sister
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I have health insurance and know about taxes.
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zero more tries
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i do not know what a skateboard is
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"Let's goooooo!"
"Full send"
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I watch new penny footage and I think fuck yeah maybe one day I’ll get that stoned looks like fun
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skaters from New Jersey are wack
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Why is “Fred Gall” an option on this poll for something seemingly unrelated to the east coast switch stance and crust skating pioneer?
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"That was absolutely my last try and I am going home"
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"check out my new cariumas"
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Any vulgar language or swears.
Heckride 8)
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“Ixnay on the unchlay hombres, gotta get some good ol’ fashioned kidulting in at the skateparkininny”
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Dropping out of High School to go on tour with Tum Yeto sure turned out well for me.
Maybe I should leave the acoustic guitar at home
I wish Notes from the Underground (Thrasher) was longer
Hmm so that’s what an expert in that specific field actually thinks. I guess I don’t need to consult YouTube
I’ll join Girl but ONLY if that guarantees me a spot on Lakai
T Funk comes across a lot better in person
Stoked on my first Plan B graphic!
Wait, did anyone realize this brand is called sk8mafia?! Sk8 + mafia ! I don’t even think it’s a joke. Yes, their logo DOES look like an email app icon. Glad we’re all agreed it’s a really weirdly named brand
Thanks for promoting your company’s full length video in our pages. We’ll interview all your riders about how it’s a shame full lengths are rarer and rarer and then premiere your video on our website that 99% of the time features solo parts that we make money off of.
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I love Braille!
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I am emotionally mature and fully prepared to have a life once my body fails me and I can no longer skate at a professional level.
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
Big up Max Palmer
Isn't an over willy as Losi grind?
Good reminder, frontside over willys still suck.
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here is the money you lent me
local sponsored skateboarder looking to go big: the world does't revolve around me and my wants and needs.
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"There are a lot of people at this spot , let me throw on my mask"
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here is the money you lent me
hahaha
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Post-comeback Guy Mariano is so fun to watch.
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Post-comeback Guy Mariano is so fun to watch.
What? I’d say that
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“I have a bed frame at home”
Disya mek sizzla go haha
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“i’ll admit it: i have a trust fund and my life sure is easy because of it.”
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"my slap handle is..."
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"Getting a tattoo of my current sponsor's logo might not be such a good idea in the long run."
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"Nah man, Louie Barletta is only 35"
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"Something clever about of"
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Trespassing is wrong and private property should be respected.
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"Sure that pro skater had a couple of pretty good parts, but I wouldn't necessarily call him a 'Legend'".
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"yeah i think posting skate clips consisting of no-complies is cool"
"please melt a massive coloured tower candle over the 3 foot long ledge"
"yeah i dont bring water to a sesh"
"whats shoe-goo?"
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"Maybe we should respect the personal space and privacy of the homeless people we come across."
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"I base my entire image and identity off of a pro skateboarder who is younger than I am."
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"My next board will be a braille for sure"
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"Hmmm it seems my body can no longer handle the stress of skateboarding, guess I'll quit!"
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“where did you get that bandana?”
“I grew up wealthy”
“Have you seen the new Danny Way mega ramp part?”
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Bed frame comment makes me think of those virgin vs. chad memes, except here you'd have virgin skater with no bed frame vs. chad skater who had a girlfriend who made him buy a bed frame once.
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"I don't know, I kinda like the way Ty Evans filmed it more."
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Can we re-film it more like Dr. Purpleteeth?
Let's go skate but first let's get hyped on this Sinner Theatrix part
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"I used to skate."
"Not over it."
"Needs less wax"
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I start
"We definitely need another board company from an old pro that's about to retire"
"Willy grinds are so sick"
"I wish I could skate switch as Kyle Walker does"
"Steve Berra is my favorite skater"
Never heard anyone say those 3 things.
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Cash bandicoot is a sick username
I would have also accepted hash bandicoot
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Also fallen were sick in the day but aged terribly
Fuck a big chungus strapped to a foot, looks wack
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"I was watching Street League last night and..."
"Jeremy Rogers made the right decision by switching to rapping"
"Pierre was right not to sell part of eS to Koston"
"Mike Vallely has only continued to progress since his days on World"
"Dwindle makes the best boards"
"Riding for Zero sounds like it'd be fun and a great opportunity to make lots of money."
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Lmao mike had it fed to him so hard he snapped, got huge and got into bashing cunts
Don’t try this at home, kids
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“I’d rather be working than skating.”
“I love when it’s raining.”
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Daniel Haney is my favorite skater
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That dude pops his tricks too high
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"Is kickflip and a heelflip the same?"
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"Yeah, dude. I have a tool."
"David Gonzalez deserved SOTY"
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"TK off Baker"
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"Andy Schrock's skating/style reminds a lot of Photo era Pappalardo"
"If we're talking about the most naturally gifted skater of all time I'd say it's a toss up between Shane O'neil and Tyrone Olson"
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“Seeing skating on Tiktok is sick af.”