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Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« on: January 31, 2021, 06:36:26 AM »
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"Willy grinds are so sick"

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2021, 07:22:09 AM »
“this is a great thread”

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2021, 07:24:03 AM »
"focus"

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2021, 08:00:45 AM »
“Everyone on slap is gonna love this.”
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2021, 08:02:26 AM »
“this dude with a single digit post count started a great thread”

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2021, 08:08:03 AM »
"Don't forget to like and subscribe."

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2021, 08:12:18 AM »
“Not this try, but definitely within the next 5 or 6. Maybe 12.”
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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2021, 08:26:52 AM »
Over willys are pretty cool, though.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2021, 08:29:58 AM »
"Of course I've had sex."
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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2021, 08:33:15 AM »
“America, as your President...”

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2021, 08:36:33 AM »
Private property is sacrosanct.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2021, 09:05:06 AM »
"That trick tip from YouTube really helped me with my inward heels."

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2021, 09:20:50 AM »
“Cody Cepeda and Chris Chann will be pro one day”

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2021, 09:30:45 AM »
"Nice meadows and flowers, I hope they never construct a hideous concrete building on this plot of land"
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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2021, 10:19:36 AM »
“This skatepark could use a few more scooter kids”

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2021, 10:34:19 AM »
Over willys are pretty cool, though.

Big up Max Palmer

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2021, 10:37:37 AM »
"Oh a puddle of rain water, let's casually walk through it"

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2021, 10:39:48 AM »
shalom to andrew reynolds

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2021, 10:40:38 AM »
“I have a bed frame at home”

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2021, 11:18:52 AM »
Hold on let me put on my double masks and make sure that I don't actively expose members of my community to this deadly virus today

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2021, 12:44:40 PM »
Jordan Richter should have gotten last part.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2021, 12:58:03 PM »
“Chase Gabor was my neighbor growing up”

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2021, 01:02:27 PM »
"I know exactly what a falafel is"

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2021, 01:27:30 PM »
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
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Big up Max Palmer

Isn't an over willy as Losi grind?

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2021, 01:44:24 PM »
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
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Big up Max Palmer
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Isn't an over willy as Losi grind?
Backside for sure.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2021, 01:45:48 PM »
fuck old penny footage...his new stuff is more enjoyable!

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2021, 01:47:01 PM »
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Over willys are pretty cool, though.
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Big up Max Palmer
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Isn't an over willy as Losi grind?
I think Losi is only on transition, but I might be wrong. You may be right.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2021, 01:57:41 PM »
fuck old penny footage...his new stuff is more enjoyable!

Agreed