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Title: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Changes on June 21, 2021, 07:15:52 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQXVs0kngoX/?utm_medium=copy_link
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: sometimeperhaps on June 21, 2021, 07:34:10 AM
I for one can’t wait to order every item from
Jah’s company, which I can only assume will be successful. What great art direction.

Shit is trash.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: mareo on June 21, 2021, 08:20:34 AM
I for one can’t wait to order every item from
Jah’s company, which I can only assume will be successful. What great art direction.

Shit is trash.

At least it's a step up from I&I... or is it?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 21, 2021, 08:28:12 AM
So sick.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/574/takemymoney.jpg)
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: lampshade on June 21, 2021, 08:36:51 AM
Should have gone with, "Ass Mandalas."
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: urbneathme on June 21, 2021, 08:42:36 AM
Should have gone with, "Ass Mandalas."
imagine this being said in an aggressive philadelphia/deleware county accent

yo u seen nyjah new bored company AYssh MANduhluh”
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Freelancevagrant on June 21, 2021, 08:55:31 AM
This guy is just an unstoppable good idea machine.

Really hope that this rapist piece of garbage loses everything and is out on his mandala covered ass by 2022.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: shannamal on June 21, 2021, 09:15:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/3mjYm7e.jpg)

found the inspiration
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: pro club blanks on June 21, 2021, 09:19:23 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQXVs0kngoX/?utm_medium=copy_link
Lol he tries so hard to look artsy and like he has cool interests and stuff but dude is just a straight up cali party bro lol
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: MadeYouLook on June 21, 2021, 09:22:53 AM
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Lol he tries so hard to look artsy and like he has cool interests and stuff but dude is just a straight up cali party bro lol

Yes but that is exactly why I think it will do well .

Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: WPG on June 21, 2021, 09:42:08 AM
Anyone who thinks this will fail is living under a rock. this will be the Nelk Boys / Full Send of skating and will blow up
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Cheshire Cat on June 21, 2021, 09:44:25 AM
What’s the big fucking deal, bitch?


Seriously, are those logos part of the print or not?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 21, 2021, 09:45:58 AM
Please tell me Richard Jefferson will be on the team.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Uknowmyinsta on June 21, 2021, 09:52:15 AM
Anyone who thinks this will fail is living under a rock. this will be the Nelk Boys / Full Send of skating and will blow up

(https://mapio.net/images-p/84990997.jpg)
You can find me here.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: manysnakes on June 21, 2021, 10:20:44 AM
CANCELLED SKATEBOARDS
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: FROTHY on June 21, 2021, 10:26:32 AM
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[close]

(https://mapio.net/images-p/84990997.jpg)
You can find me here.

You renting out that guest-house? I'm quiet, neat, a good cook, and I love rocks.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: ndsr on June 21, 2021, 11:39:57 AM
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Anyone who thinks this will fail is living under a rock. this will be the Nelk Boys / Full Send of skating and will blow up
[close]

(https://mapio.net/images-p/84990997.jpg)
You can find me here.
May I rent or purchase your guest house?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on June 21, 2021, 11:44:39 AM
This guy is just an unstoppable good idea machine.

Really hope that this rapist piece of garbage loses everything and is out on his mandala covered ass by 2022.
amen
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: chrisskates808 on June 21, 2021, 11:46:16 AM
not a huge fan
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: ColorWheelsGraphicsOut on June 21, 2021, 11:57:13 AM
Nigel on occultism? Damn wonder if we'll see him dropping clips from Bohemian Grove now
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 21, 2021, 12:18:11 PM
Heard he’s turning Jeff Goldblum pro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVLUPwrSmU&feature=share
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Buck Bundy on June 21, 2021, 12:26:02 PM
What a siiiick logo! I’ll be joining the rest of you guys and ordering everything I can.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: wilk on June 21, 2021, 12:33:18 PM
What's casenumber _66? I'm assuming 666? Looked it up, some terrible looking horror movie is named that. Those Blazer are cool though.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: sometimeperhaps on June 21, 2021, 12:34:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/3mjYm7e.jpg)

found the inspiration

+1 for my guy Vonnegut.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Skateboard Shuffle on June 21, 2021, 03:00:08 PM
(https://i1.wp.com/files.polldaddy.com/74d0e3c6b7681bdc6d49ea02cabda568-546de929ed726.jpg)
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: conqueso on June 21, 2021, 03:32:39 PM
send it bro
(https://i.ibb.co/LJcBvn4/sendit.jpg)
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: ok boomer on June 21, 2021, 04:40:48 PM
1/4 send
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on June 21, 2021, 04:52:24 PM
Therapist Skateboards?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Low standards on June 21, 2021, 05:14:14 PM
Therapist Skateboards?

Analrapist skateboards?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 21, 2021, 05:18:34 PM
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Therapist Skateboards?
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Analrapist skateboards?

#SkateboardingIsFunke
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: lemonchicken91 on June 21, 2021, 09:02:19 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQaF4XtF85t/?utm_medium=copy_link
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Prostate Exam on June 21, 2021, 11:52:31 PM
Full Sand
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: matty_c on June 22, 2021, 12:25:04 AM
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found the inspiration
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+1 for my guy Vonnegut.

Yeah this is pretty funny also I really liked community it was a good show
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: benboardbreaker on June 22, 2021, 01:02:14 AM
That company gives me so many Chad vibes with that logo. Mandala inspired bad taste, chad body builder beach vibe. It's almost an accomplishment to make so horrible graphics. Mandala tattoos are the same type of people who got tribal tattoos 25 years ago.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on June 22, 2021, 01:18:18 AM
Looks like some off brand Element/Heart Supply shit, I hope to God though he calls it fullsend or something along those lines.

Any predictions for the team? DLoy gonna follow his boy? Or that cringeworthy Sinner dude?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on June 22, 2021, 02:06:05 AM
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found the inspiration
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+1 for my guy Vonnegut.
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Yeah this is pretty funny also I really liked community it was a good show

Me llamo T Bone, la ara񡠤iscoteca.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: mareo on June 22, 2021, 03:04:01 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQaF4XtF85t/?utm_medium=copy_link

This would be unironically good. I'd buy it, it's a few steps ahead of whatever the artsy brands are doing at the moment.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Cheshire Cat on June 22, 2021, 04:04:02 AM
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This would be unironically good. I'd buy it, it's a few steps ahead of whatever the artsy brands are doing at the moment.

I’m willing to put off everyone that comes to my place other than skaters (and even then) if it means having this glorious piece of art above my giant television. At least that way it might keep my eyes off my phone for one second.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: D10S on June 22, 2021, 08:13:54 AM
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(https://i.imgur.com/3mjYm7e.jpg)

found the inspiration
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+1 for my guy Vonnegut.
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Yeah this is pretty funny also I really liked community it was a good show

Nigel's breakfast of champions
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Witcheshit on June 22, 2021, 08:25:19 AM
Please tell me Richard Jefferson will be on the team.

Dude was always willing to talk to me at every session (in between runs anyways) and encouraged me to try and hit the "fish scaling table" at 3rd and army.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: I_Respect_Wood on June 22, 2021, 10:16:15 AM
That logo looking like a pinterest tattoo idea for a basic chick
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Lowcalcium on June 22, 2021, 10:40:00 AM
Jah Jah buttz
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: mushroom slice on June 22, 2021, 10:49:22 AM
Nigel on occultism? Damn wonder if we'll see him dropping clips from Bohemian Grove now
The Monte Rio skatepark is actually pretty fun.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: versacekid420 on June 22, 2021, 10:51:57 AM
Disorder Skateboards is the name of it i believe. don’t care for nyjah or this company but i will buy one just to have because in the years to come, anything Nyjah affiliated will be worth some money.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: TwisT on June 22, 2021, 11:11:12 AM
rich kid edgy is a weird demographic. Genuinely curious to see how the kids take to this.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on June 22, 2021, 11:17:08 AM
"The symbol of cringe"
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Coldpizza on June 22, 2021, 11:51:49 AM
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This would be unironically good. I'd buy it, it's a few steps ahead of whatever the artsy brands are doing at the moment.
[close]

I’m willing to put off everyone that comes to my place other than skaters (and even then) if it means having this glorious piece of art above my giant television. At least that way it might keep my eyes off my phone for one second.
Lucky for y’all, for the low price of $56.95  CCS can make your dreams come true…
https://shop.ccs.com/custom-skateboard-deck
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Síota on June 22, 2021, 12:32:17 PM
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This would be unironically good. I'd buy it, it's a few steps ahead of whatever the artsy brands are doing at the moment.
[close]

I’m willing to put off everyone that comes to my place other than skaters (and even then) if it means having this glorious piece of art above my giant television. At least that way it might keep my eyes off my phone for one second.
[close]
Lucky for y’all, for the low price of $56.95  CCS can make your dreams come true…
https://shop.ccs.com/custom-skateboard-deck
Dude who runs that insta is selling them :
https://nyjahsbutt.bigcartel.com/product/nyjah-s-butt-deck
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: gumsole on June 22, 2021, 03:26:08 PM
the descriptions on nyjahs butt big cartel are some damn fine knee slappers.

"this tshirt has a fat dumpy on it.

idk why you're still reading this. this should already be in your cart."

Whomever this mans is, take my money please.

Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: lk130 on June 22, 2021, 04:17:08 PM
Ready to order my deck
Stfu
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Lucky_Basek on June 22, 2021, 04:29:01 PM
I am more concerned that the ceiling seems to be growing branches. Surely he can afford to get that fixed?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Prinzy on June 22, 2021, 07:24:07 PM
That Neon Genesis parody shirt on NyjahsButt is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

I have that exact poster (minus nigels dumptruck) hung in my room, I’ll never see it the same again
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: boi-cuzudo on June 22, 2021, 10:53:56 PM
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This would be unironically good. I'd buy it, it's a few steps ahead of whatever the artsy brands are doing at the moment.
[close]

I’m willing to put off everyone that comes to my place other than skaters (and even then) if it means having this glorious piece of art above my giant television. At least that way it might keep my eyes off my phone for one second.
[close]
Lucky for y’all, for the low price of $56.95  CCS can make your dreams come true…
https://shop.ccs.com/custom-skateboard-deck
[close]
Dude who runs that insta is selling them :
https://nyjahsbutt.bigcartel.com/product/nyjah-s-butt-deck

will ninejah sue?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: lk130 on June 24, 2021, 05:26:22 AM
What's the name of the company guys
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: winnasoda on June 24, 2021, 10:05:23 AM
Anyone who thinks this will fail is living under a rock. this will be the Nelk Boys / Full Send of skating and will blow up

You don’t need to bring Kyle and Jesse into this :-[
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: rawbertson. on June 24, 2021, 10:09:05 AM
you should have to have at least 10000000000 clicks before you are allowed to turn yourself pro
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: ShyLow on June 24, 2021, 10:18:11 AM
Disorder by Joy Division is an incredible song to skate to. If they use that in a video then at least one good thing will come out of this.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Murge on June 24, 2021, 10:22:54 AM
What's the name of the company guys

Sexual assault skateboards
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Craig Lutzka on June 24, 2021, 10:30:34 AM
This shits about to be the Metal Mulisha of skateboarding.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: camel filters on June 24, 2021, 12:08:56 PM
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51269450520_34bdb0019e_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2m7vkrs)Untitled (https://flic.kr/p/2m7vkrs) by  (https://www.flickr.com/photos/162334525@N08/), on Flickr
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51268613983_bbafe6f6b4_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2m7r3Lp)Untitled (https://flic.kr/p/2m7r3Lp) by  (https://www.flickr.com/photos/162334525@N08/), on Flickr
Pretty sure he deleted my comment but if anyone can still see my comment lmk.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Yoshi on June 24, 2021, 12:13:58 PM
Stove
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Dante Bichette on June 24, 2021, 12:25:23 PM
The logo reminds me of Chrome Hearts. Not wavy.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Hinna on June 24, 2021, 12:50:37 PM
pubechin batman skatebloards
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Gnarfunkell on June 24, 2021, 12:58:50 PM
Shit's gonna be profound as hell.

I betting on it being called Envoyer
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 24, 2021, 05:42:54 PM
The Fart Supply
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Freelancevagrant on June 24, 2021, 06:05:37 PM
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51269450520_34bdb0019e_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2m7vkrs)Untitled (https://flic.kr/p/2m7vkrs) by  (https://www.flickr.com/photos/162334525@N08/), on Flickr
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51268613983_bbafe6f6b4_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2m7r3Lp)Untitled (https://flic.kr/p/2m7r3Lp) by  (https://www.flickr.com/photos/162334525@N08/), on Flickr
Pretty sure he deleted my comment but if anyone can still see my comment lmk.

Still cackle thinking about this hahaha
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: os89 on June 24, 2021, 06:23:42 PM
Zumiez probably doesn't even want this shit.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 24, 2021, 07:17:47 PM
I bet you it will be called Disorder.

Don't ask me why, I just have a hunch.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: matty_c on June 24, 2021, 08:52:53 PM
Return to sender
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Robert Baratheon on June 24, 2021, 08:56:12 PM
A new extreme just dropped.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: lamfordie on June 24, 2021, 09:03:51 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQhoqAPh1oN/?utm_medium=copy_link
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 24, 2021, 09:20:11 PM
Did a wheelie. True renegade.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: pro club blanks on June 24, 2021, 09:35:21 PM
That dudes got interests bro,

Vague occultism

Working out

Tattoos

Dirt bikes

David Loy

Fuckin, like checking his phone n shit
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Ziad on June 24, 2021, 09:37:57 PM
who do you think will be on the team?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: lamfordie on June 24, 2021, 09:48:47 PM
who do you think will be on the team?
All the dudes that were in that gang rape
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: rukes on June 24, 2021, 10:39:34 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQhoqAPh1oN/?utm_medium=copy_link

Love it. It's like Quasi for cool dudes.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: dannyprovolone on June 24, 2021, 11:22:29 PM
Hopefully sinner is on the pro team. Can’t wait to see somebody tattoo that logo on their neck.

looks like some mdma/edm cali bro bro shit

arf arf send it B
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: BluffsideTank on June 24, 2021, 11:29:22 PM
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Love it. It's like Quasi for cool dudes.

Where's sinner??
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Cheshire Cat on June 25, 2021, 12:47:36 AM
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Love it. It's like Quasi for cool dudes.
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Where's sinner??

Instagram
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Paul Cicero on June 25, 2021, 01:22:20 AM
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51269450520_34bdb0019e_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2m7vkrs)Untitled (https://flic.kr/p/2m7vkrs) by  (https://www.flickr.com/photos/162334525@N08/), on Flickr
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51268613983_bbafe6f6b4_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2m7r3Lp)Untitled (https://flic.kr/p/2m7r3Lp) by  (https://www.flickr.com/photos/162334525@N08/), on Flickr
Pretty sure he deleted my comment but if anyone can still see my comment lmk.

True keyboard warrior stuff right here.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on June 25, 2021, 02:08:12 AM
Let's be honest, it's not like we were expecting something tasteful from this guy did we?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: wilk on June 25, 2021, 02:10:05 AM
That's such a terrible name for a company...sounds like some Walmart brand "no boundaries" shit, I think something like "regardless" would've been better.

If the 8.1 are the same shape that he got made for him on element, I'm on it. I got a limited edition Nyjah shape a couple years ago  and really liked how flat it was, his shape grips to your shoes really well and it made me prefer less concave. Seeing him hold them, it looks a lot like that shape.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Allen. on June 25, 2021, 02:12:01 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5zwABievfNw
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Giza Butler on June 25, 2021, 02:14:06 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQhoqAPh1oN/?utm_medium=copy_link

Trap beats, lo fi filming done with $$$$ cameras, Monster hats, leggings, Gym lifestyle shots, Ty Evans.

This company is what skateboarding has been waiting for.....
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: boyan on June 25, 2021, 02:58:21 AM
I can only image the dough he put up for the @disorder account on Instagram.
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Post by: Kanye Omari West on June 25, 2021, 03:41:09 AM
This is definitely a 7th graders company. I guess if that's his market then that's his market but it looks incredibly busted out the gate.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: veritas on June 25, 2021, 03:56:41 AM
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Trap beats, lo fi filming done with $$$$ cameras, Monster hats, leggings, Gym lifestyle shots, Ty Evans.

This company is what skateboarding has been waiting for.....

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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape

Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Cheshire Cat on June 25, 2021, 04:07:51 AM
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Trap beats, lo fi filming done with $$$$ cameras, Monster hats, leggings, Gym lifestyle shots, Ty Evans.

This company is what skateboarding has been waiting for.....
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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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Leggings have always been here
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Giza Butler on June 25, 2021, 04:10:49 AM
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Trap beats, lo fi filming done with $$$$ cameras, Monster hats, leggings, Gym lifestyle shots, Ty Evans.

This company is what skateboarding has been waiting for.....
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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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Leggings have always been here

sorry, compression sport lycra trousers.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: ok boomer on June 25, 2021, 04:15:11 AM
PLeaSe aLLoW THE CHaoS
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Ric Leonetti on June 25, 2021, 04:18:52 AM
I bet he likes joy division, you can see influence in the way he dresses.
Everything about him is so mystical , such an amazing competitor though…
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: humanflies on June 25, 2021, 05:13:28 AM
Legacy pro: Gator
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: matty_c on June 25, 2021, 05:14:27 AM
Turn and face the strange
Look out you rock and rollers
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: whaaaaat on June 25, 2021, 07:01:36 AM
Just straight up ripping off Punisher Skateboards whole vibe.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Hinna on June 25, 2021, 07:06:03 AM
olympian test tube baby co
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: ok boomer on June 25, 2021, 07:33:43 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/pzZN553/giphy-downsized-large.gif) (https://ibb.co/qs9hVVR)
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on June 25, 2021, 08:51:48 AM
Not my pacific skateboards
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Giza Butler on June 25, 2021, 08:54:24 AM
https://www.instagram.com/disorderskate/?hl=en


Link in bio goes to this tho....

https://disorderskateboards.com/password
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: stringsnthings on June 25, 2021, 08:56:51 AM
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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape

LOL. My guess: Jah, Domo, Leticia, Webb, D Loy
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: ok boomer on June 25, 2021, 09:02:22 AM
Let's fuckin' g0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Space Monkey on June 25, 2021, 09:07:50 AM
https://www.instagram.com/disorderskate/?hl=en


Link in bio goes to this tho....

https://disorderskateboards.com/password
Company looks like a one man show
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: munchbox on June 25, 2021, 02:23:34 PM
everything is sold out
who got their hands on a piece of history today?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: YutoBufoni on June 25, 2021, 02:27:25 PM
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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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LOL. My guess: Jah, Domo, Leticia, Webb, D Loy


HAH your probably spot on.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: pointandclick on June 25, 2021, 02:57:14 PM
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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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LOL. My guess: Jah, Domo, Leticia, Webb, D Loy


HAH your probably spot on.
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felipes wanna be wiener wallet is going elsewhere, youll see shortly.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Low standards on June 25, 2021, 03:36:50 PM
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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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LOL. My guess: Jah, Domo, Leticia, Webb, D Loy


HAH your probably spot on.
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felipes wanna be wiener wallet is going elsewhere, youll see shortly.

Could it be worst than Plan B? Flip would be kinda hilarious
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Windsor Knot on June 25, 2021, 03:38:23 PM
He doesn't need a board company. Why bother. He's a big energy drink who exists exclusively on Instagram
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Hinna on June 25, 2021, 05:38:58 PM
many think hes blasting electro in his earphones but hes really listening to mad world pontificating some deep stuff ok
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: homegrown83 on June 25, 2021, 06:24:27 PM
Is it just me or does the logo look like of the generic logos you can put on your skateboard in THUG?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 25, 2021, 06:31:55 PM
This team is fucking STACKED
(https://i.ibb.co/SrTdGz4/Screenshot-20210625-183002-Samsung-Internet.jpg)
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: squippy on June 25, 2021, 07:52:58 PM
From the about page...

/ˌdisˈ�amp;#601;r/
𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛

disrupt the systematic functioning or neat arrangement of.

Skateboarders—we’ve been rebels from the start. We see life and our surroundings in a different way.

There’s too much order in this world—too many people telling you how to live, or to be a certain way.

I’ve been a skateboarder for most of my life, and in that time, I never truly had the opportunity to create and express myself through my own brand, and part of that expression is the ability to offer you the exact shape and mold that I have been skating for years but has never been offered to the public until now.

But now that time has come—for skateboarders, by skateboarders.

Fuck the normal. Be yourself. Be different. Live outside of the rules.

I’m proud to present to you, Disorder Skateboards!

-Nyjah







Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: TrainWreck on June 26, 2021, 01:35:24 AM
Since he is not able to write (and has problems to read), I assume some of his managers has written this?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Sila on June 26, 2021, 04:36:53 AM
Is it just me or does the logo look like of the generic logos you can put on your skateboard in THUG?

It's a chaos star.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: formula420 on June 26, 2021, 06:32:02 AM
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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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LOL. My guess: Jah, Domo, Leticia, Webb, D Loy

On the right track, domo just announced he is on
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Hinna on June 26, 2021, 06:57:50 AM
leticia lmao. yuck all around
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Double Thick Filbert on June 26, 2021, 07:06:38 AM
child star with abusive father who fucked up my childhood and this affected my personality skateboards

that switch flip front lip was very nice jah bless
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on June 26, 2021, 09:03:14 AM
You couldn’t make this shit up even if you were trolling.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Pete on June 26, 2021, 09:21:22 AM
Haha damn they’re really going to release a button up that says “fuck rules” in a hella basic Windows2000 ransom note font. How old is he these days? This brands image is just rich highschool senior from the valley and blonde cheerleaders kinda bugged.



Free max b
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on June 26, 2021, 09:58:48 AM
many think hes blasting electro in his earphones but hes really listening to mad world pontificating some deep stuff ok
New sig thanks
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: $$LESH on June 26, 2021, 10:08:41 AM
sick now i can’t get that fucking system of a down song out of my head
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: thps4 on June 26, 2021, 11:33:34 AM
This team is fucking STACKED
(https://i.ibb.co/SrTdGz4/Screenshot-20210625-183002-Samsung-Internet.jpg)
5 clips of tricks and 5 clips of him sitting in the promo, could this be Jah's new motif? That's a huge demographic for park kids who do five tricks and sit.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on June 26, 2021, 02:33:40 PM
Are those solid maple, no coloured plies?!
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Post by: cky enthusiast on June 26, 2021, 02:46:16 PM
live outside of the rules
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Skibb on June 26, 2021, 03:06:07 PM
sick now i can’t get that fucking system of a down song out of my head
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Mrskillson on June 26, 2021, 03:58:13 PM
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sick now i can’t get that fucking system of a down song out of my head
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But only just that one part haha
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: blurst_of_times on June 26, 2021, 06:04:41 PM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/40739894/bro-do-you-even-send.jpg)
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: pugmaster on June 26, 2021, 06:23:09 PM
It'd be cool if they had a "legends division" or sister company for older pros like Konston called "Out of order".
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Hinna on June 26, 2021, 08:17:04 PM
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many think hes blasting electro in his earphones but hes really listening to mad world pontificating some deep stuff ok
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New sig thanks
bada bing
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: KGB on June 26, 2021, 09:04:50 PM
That's such a terrible name for a company...sounds like some Walmart brand "no boundaries" shit, I think something like "regardless" would've been better.

If the 8.1 are the same shape that he got made for him on element, I'm on it. I got a limited edition Nyjah shape a couple years ago  and really liked how flat it was, his shape grips to your shoes really well and it made me prefer less concave. Seeing him hold them, it looks a lot like that shape.

Looks to indeed be the same concave/shape

confirmed by Professor Schmitt

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQm_hu_sKiY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link




Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: matty_c on June 26, 2021, 10:24:52 PM
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That's such a terrible name for a company...sounds like some Walmart brand "no boundaries" shit, I think something like "regardless" would've been better.

If the 8.1 are the same shape that he got made for him on element, I'm on it. I got a limited edition Nyjah shape a couple years ago  and really liked how flat it was, his shape grips to your shoes really well and it made me prefer less concave. Seeing him hold them, it looks a lot like that shape.
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Looks to indeed be the same concave/shape

confirmed by Professor Schmitt

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQm_hu_sKiY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

This guy knows, the bro got a whole bunch of that shape for cheap and put new graphic on top we were skating them for a long ass time

It’s a good flat shape for sure
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Old_Dawg on June 26, 2021, 10:58:37 PM
Jah certainly lives within the rules defined by his Monster contract.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: pugmaster on June 27, 2021, 01:16:23 AM
Gnars for anyone who photoshops Schmitt's goatee onto 9jah's face so that it takes the place of his face.

I tried earlier but gave up.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Gene_Harrogate on June 27, 2021, 07:27:54 AM
It'd be cool if they had a "legends division" or sister company for older pros like Konston called "Out of order".
Or call it Chronic Condition and use the monster M morphed into a weed leaf for the logo. BOOM! Big brain idea.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Skateboard Shuffle on June 27, 2021, 09:15:04 AM
This brands image is just rich high school senior from the valley and blonde cheerleaders

What even is disorder these days?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Lou Strux on June 27, 2021, 09:18:17 AM
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This brands image is just rich high school senior from the valley and blonde cheerleaders
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What even is disorder these days?
Well, speaking personally here… for me, it’s crazy like.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: fernando the skater on June 27, 2021, 10:22:45 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQoTImIlpJo/
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: cky enthusiast on June 27, 2021, 10:26:47 AM
d beat style
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: sk8parkchamp1on on June 27, 2021, 10:28:36 AM
Gnars for anyone who photoshops Schmitt's goatee onto 9jah's face so that it takes the place of his face.

I tried earlier but gave up.

(https://imageshack.com/i/pmt2FIzRj)

Edited/fixed to retract potential disrespect towards Mr. Schmitt or Dr. Schmitt or I-don't-know-his-name-and-title. I got carried away, I had no reason to give his image such a plundering other than a lack of imagination (not allowing that there could be two of such beard in one room). Sorry Mr. Stix.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Gene_Harrogate on June 27, 2021, 10:35:59 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQoTImIlpJo/
Mushroom cloud on a skull, oh I get it MIND=BLOWN! super hardcore.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: al_cvbrera on June 27, 2021, 10:39:46 AM
theres literally nothing chaotic about nyjah in the year of 2021. i don’t understand the use of that imagery when his whole brand is literally just corporate valley boy now. its like if enjoi made a board with art direction influenced by Zero. it just doesn’t go together.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: blurst_of_times on June 27, 2021, 10:55:04 AM
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Gnars for anyone who photoshops Schmitt's goatee onto 9jah's face so that it takes the place of his face.

I tried earlier but gave up.
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(https://imageshack.com/i/pnTeZbFcj)
Excellent first post
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: RichardBarkley on June 27, 2021, 11:02:11 AM
theres literally nothing chaotic about nyjah in the year of 2021. i don’t understand the use of that imagery when his whole brand is literally just corporate valley boy now. its like if enjoi made a board with art direction influenced by Zero. it just doesn’t go together.

Was just going to post this

Has to be most confusing art direction ever
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Dooky-shoes on June 27, 2021, 11:18:12 AM
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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LOL. My guess: Jah, Domo, Leticia, Webb, D Loy

This would be a bad move for Loy.

Leaving his only sponsor that asks for absolutely nothing from their riders.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: fakiefs180 on June 27, 2021, 12:04:04 PM
theres literally nothing chaotic about nyjah in the year of 2021. i don’t understand the use of that imagery when his whole brand is literally just corporate valley boy now. its like if enjoi made a board with art direction influenced by Zero. it just doesn’t go together.

Nailed it!
I didn't knew gym cali bros like skulls.

It's like if Jonah Hill tells you he only listens to JFA, Agent Orange and Suicidal Tendencies.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Hands down Hass out on June 27, 2021, 02:11:40 PM
Fuck the normal. Be yourself. Be different.

-Nyjah

(https://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/review/primary_image/reviews/eat-pray-love-2010/hero_EB20100811REVIEWS100819999AR.jpg)
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: JimGeko on June 27, 2021, 03:26:25 PM
Disorder.

In the top 5 worst skate brand names for sure.

Lazy generic stock vector logo.

First graphic has a skull.

Old English style lower upper case typeface.

This could be the name and artwork for a 2004 mainstream screamo band.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: pugmaster on June 27, 2021, 03:47:46 PM
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I tried earlier but gave up.
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(https://imageshack.com/i/pnTeZbFcj)

I'm liking this.
If the goatee was on top of 9jah's head, he would look like a geriatric troll doll.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: MORT on June 27, 2021, 04:19:12 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQoTImIlpJo/

It’s 2021 time to loose the skulls boys
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Xen on June 27, 2021, 04:29:34 PM
Haha damn they’re really going to release a button up that says “fuck rules” in a hella basic Windows2000 ransom note font. How old is he these days? This brands image is just rich highschool senior from the valley and blonde cheerleaders kinda bugged.



Free max b
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That's such a terrible name for a company...sounds like some Walmart brand "no boundaries" shit, I think something like "regardless" would've been better.

If the 8.1 are the same shape that he got made for him on element, I'm on it. I got a limited edition Nyjah shape a couple years ago  and really liked how flat it was, his shape grips to your shoes really well and it made me prefer less concave. Seeing him hold them, it looks a lot like that shape.
[close]

Looks to indeed be the same concave/shape

confirmed by Professor Schmitt

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQm_hu_sKiY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link




Professor Schmitt: "stop the madness"

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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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LOL. My guess: Jah, Domo, Leticia, Webb, D Loy
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This would be a bad move for Loy.

Leaving his only sponsor that asks for absolutely nothing from their riders.

Seriously, who leaves the Birdman's company except to start your own thing?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: moonordie on June 27, 2021, 08:43:50 PM
Mandalass
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 27, 2021, 11:55:41 PM
The Mandala-lorian
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Prostate Exam on June 28, 2021, 12:00:31 AM
I would consider gangrape a disorderly conduct.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: ungzilla on June 28, 2021, 09:37:24 AM
i can really relate to this brand because i too have a skull
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: PrettyRicki on June 28, 2021, 09:56:18 AM
Someone let me know if this brand does anything exciting or innovative. Nyjah doesn't need my support and if he's not bringing anything special to the table, then this brand isn't getting a dime from me.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Grip Jobs on June 28, 2021, 10:32:16 AM
Someone let me know if this brand does anything exciting or innovative. Nyjah doesn't need my support and if he's not bringing anything special to the table, then this brand isn't getting a dime from me.

This guy doesn’t support young black entrepreneurs
What are you a snow roach?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: PrettyRicki on June 28, 2021, 11:00:29 AM
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Someone let me know if this brand does anything exciting or innovative. Nyjah doesn't need my support and if he's not bringing anything special to the table, then this brand isn't getting a dime from me.
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This guy doesn’t support young black entrepreneurs
What are you a snow roach?

Haha stfu bigot troll. I'll support the ones that need the support. Go crawl back under your rock.  ;D

Did anyone receive their deck yet? I am actually curious how they skate.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: arrbee on June 28, 2021, 11:02:01 AM
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Someone let me know if this brand does anything exciting or innovative. Nyjah doesn't need my support and if he's not bringing anything special to the table, then this brand isn't getting a dime from me.
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This guy doesn’t support young black entrepreneurs
What are you a snow roach?
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Haha stfu bigot troll. I'll support the ones that need the support. Go crawl back under your rock.  ;D

Did anyone receive their deck yet? I am actually curious how they skate.

Probably like every other PS Stix deck, great for 2 sessions and then wet cardboard

EDIT: To say this is coming from someone that skated Quasi's for like 3 years straight.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: childhood on June 28, 2021, 11:22:44 AM
Disorder by Joy Division is an incredible song to skate to. If they use that in a video then at least one good thing will come out of this.

Definitely go watch Strongest of the Strange
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: OnSlapAtWork on June 28, 2021, 03:29:04 PM
Don't Order Skateboards.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: valuecommonsense on June 28, 2021, 05:10:27 PM
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Someone let me know if this brand does anything exciting or innovative. Nyjah doesn't need my support and if he's not bringing anything special to the table, then this brand isn't getting a dime from me.
[close]

This guy doesn’t support young black entrepreneurs
What are you a snow roach?
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Haha stfu bigot troll. I'll support the ones that need the support. Go crawl back under your rock.  ;D

Did anyone receive their deck yet? I am actually curious how they skate.
[close]

Probably like every other PS Stix deck, great for 2 sessions and then wet cardboard

EDIT: To say this is coming from someone that skated Quasi's for like 3 years straight.

What's up with this? The guy cares so much about board shapes and wheel base but doesn't care about the quality of wood?
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Post by: KGB on June 28, 2021, 05:35:54 PM
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Someone let me know if this brand does anything exciting or innovative. Nyjah doesn't need my support and if he's not bringing anything special to the table, then this brand isn't getting a dime from me.
[close]

This guy doesn’t support young black entrepreneurs
What are you a snow roach?
[close]

Haha stfu bigot troll. I'll support the ones that need the support. Go crawl back under your rock.  ;D

Did anyone receive their deck yet? I am actually curious how they skate.
[close]

Probably like every other PS Stix deck, great for 2 sessions and then wet cardboard

EDIT: To say this is coming from someone that skated Quasi's for like 3 years straight.
[close]

What's up with this? The guy cares so much about board shapes and wheel base but doesn't care about the quality of wood?

I think most of theses dudes are used to riding dlx wood or similar thats rock hard with no flex. PS makes the wood more springy intentionally because according to the Professor it allows for more pop. I agree with him, it's just the last few times I rode them the plys were delaminating badly every time, but that may have been due to covid quality standards. People back his products for a reason. I will gladly try another one soon enough...
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Post by: arrbee on June 28, 2021, 06:10:29 PM
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Someone let me know if this brand does anything exciting or innovative. Nyjah doesn't need my support and if he's not bringing anything special to the table, then this brand isn't getting a dime from me.
[close]

This guy doesn’t support young black entrepreneurs
What are you a snow roach?
[close]

Haha stfu bigot troll. I'll support the ones that need the support. Go crawl back under your rock.  ;D

Did anyone receive their deck yet? I am actually curious how they skate.
[close]

Probably like every other PS Stix deck, great for 2 sessions and then wet cardboard

EDIT: To say this is coming from someone that skated Quasi's for like 3 years straight.
[close]

What's up with this? The guy cares so much about board shapes and wheel base but doesn't care about the quality of wood?
[close]

I think most of theses dudes are used to riding dlx wood or similar thats rock hard with no flex. PS makes the wood more springy intentionally because according to the Professor it allows for more pop. I agree with him, it's just the last few times I rode them the plys were delaminating badly every time, but that may have been due to covid quality standards. People back his products for a reason. I will gladly try another one soon enough...

For what it’s worth. Those 2 sessions are magical before the board completely takes a shit. BBS feels like a new board for at least a week. Made the switch from Quasi to FA/Hockey since the shapes are similar. But these days I’m riding DOA
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Post by: KGB on June 28, 2021, 06:15:01 PM
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Someone let me know if this brand does anything exciting or innovative. Nyjah doesn't need my support and if he's not bringing anything special to the table, then this brand isn't getting a dime from me.
[close]

This guy doesn’t support young black entrepreneurs
What are you a snow roach?
[close]

Haha stfu bigot troll. I'll support the ones that need the support. Go crawl back under your rock.  ;D

Did anyone receive their deck yet? I am actually curious how they skate.
[close]

Probably like every other PS Stix deck, great for 2 sessions and then wet cardboard

EDIT: To say this is coming from someone that skated Quasi's for like 3 years straight.
[close]

What's up with this? The guy cares so much about board shapes and wheel base but doesn't care about the quality of wood?
[close]

I think most of theses dudes are used to riding dlx wood or similar thats rock hard with no flex. PS makes the wood more springy intentionally because according to the Professor it allows for more pop. I agree with him, it's just the last few times I rode them the plys were delaminating badly every time, but that may have been due to covid quality standards. People back his products for a reason. I will gladly try another one soon enough...
[close]

For what it’s worth. Those 2 sessions are magical before the board completely takes a shit. BBS feels like a new board for at least a week. Made the switch from Quasi to FA/Hockey since the shapes are similar. But these days I’m riding DOA

Yeah I did the same actually for a while, now I've been riding The Killing Floor no complaints there...
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Skibb on July 02, 2021, 04:39:28 PM
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It’s 2021 time to loose the skulls boys

Hat's off
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Coastal Fever on August 21, 2022, 02:53:26 PM
Yo sorry to bump this.. maybe it’s been mentioned already.. but I just saw an article about Putin’s ally’s daughter who got car bombed.  It shows her waving a flag of the Eurasia Movement which is basically some batshit Russian world domination party started by her dad.  The logo is almost exactly the same as the Disorder logo but slightly rotated.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Flag_of_the_Eurasian_Youth_Union.svg/1200px-Flag_of_the_Eurasian_Youth_Union.svg.png)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1426090533231886339/Mb8wCDZX_400x400.jpg)

Intentional move by Jah, accidental, not worth mentioning?  Just seems kinda wild imo.  Has he been a Russian plant all along?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: TastyBurrito on August 21, 2022, 03:02:55 PM
Has he been a Russian plant all along?

He didn’t tear his ACL the Russians took out his knee
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on August 21, 2022, 03:32:29 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/f4tRYZB/that-is-whack-not-another-teen-movie.gif) (https://ibb.co/cDt5cRM)
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Banned from the room on August 21, 2022, 04:15:17 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQoTImIlpJo/

i would def skate this if it had a 14" wb. id buy like 5 rn if i could get a few bucks off. that graphic goes hard af. should say something like Peace Bastard in like distressed font.

its weird crust punk is popping rn in my home town. i saw a old woman fully decked out with a reverse mohawk in dope convertible lux sport car. She had on a black and white Nsynk t shirt. The print of the bs boys beating up Ronald McDonald with bombers flying over head.

I yelled

Hey lady Pyrimid spikes are only for belts. Cones are for jackets yo.

She couldn't hear me over the Radio. It was blasting Madonna like a prayer. Clearly, she knew all the lyrics.
She smiled waved looked me up and down while dipping her silver reflective aviators to the tip of her nose and she mouthed...

I luv your clothes. Clicked her tongue and licked lips awaiting response.

I then shook my hips to the beat humped the air and spanked my ass.

 I then winked and blew her a kiss and Did a 720 triple sow cow into the passenger seat. We were off the the city for a wild night of head ringers and anal beads.

Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Gnarcade on August 22, 2022, 06:36:32 AM
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i would def skate this if it had a 14" wb. id buy like 5 rn if i could get a few bucks off. that graphic goes hard af. should say something like Peace Bastard in like distressed font.

its weird crust punk is popping rn in my home town. i saw a old woman fully decked out with a reverse mohawk in dope convertible lux sport car. She had on a black and white Nsynk t shirt. The print of the bs boys beating up Ronald McDonald with bombers flying over head.

I yelled

Hey lady Pyrimid spikes are only for belts. Cones are for jackets yo.

She couldn't hear me over the Radio. It was blasting Madonna like a prayer. Clearly, she knew all the lyrics.
She smiled waved looked me up and down while dipping her silver reflective aviators to the tip of her nose and she mouthed...

I luv your clothes. Clicked her tongue and licked lips awaiting response.

I then shook my hips to the beat humped the air and spanked my ass.

 I then winked and blew her a kiss and Did a 720 triple sow cow into the passenger seat. We were off the the city for a wild night of head ringers and anal beads.

I would watch the shit out of this movie. Now, if the two of you were to stumble upon a murder that you then had to solve in order to prove your innocence? Box. Office. Gold.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: manysnakes on August 22, 2022, 06:47:34 AM
We all realize that these pro brands which no one buys are just tax scams, right?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Royce Lopez on August 22, 2022, 06:56:54 AM
this niyah guy seems to be a real jerk
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Banned from the room on August 22, 2022, 09:56:38 AM
We all realize that these pro brands which no one buys are just tax scams, right?

i read long ago all wacky new brands are dudes tax dodging. im pretty sure thrasher said it. 60/40 era maybe. really this is all Goth Selfish. that kinda cool scull bomb thing face things from instagram... mind blown emoggee

Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: GnarAlarm on August 22, 2022, 10:23:04 AM
The disorder logo would be right at home bedazzled onto the back pocket of a pair of boot-cut bluejeans worn by a middle aged woman with leathery deep-tanned skin and bleached blonde hair at Buffalo Wildwings for a UFC event with her boyfriend in his favorite Ed Hardy shirt.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on August 22, 2022, 10:27:49 AM
Wonder if he actually sent boards out to those that guessed the name right?
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: nocomply900 on August 22, 2022, 09:25:56 PM
The disorder logo would be right at home bedazzled onto the back pocket of a pair of boot-cut bluejeans worn by a middle aged woman with leathery deep-tanned skin and bleached blonde hair at Buffalo Wildwings for a UFC event with her boyfriend in his favorite Ed Hardy shirt.

You really nailed this vibe — felt like I was there at BWW for a sec.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: versacekid420 on August 22, 2022, 09:38:30 PM
id skate one with the stock photo hot cali chick on it
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: buttchin on August 23, 2022, 12:44:49 AM
Nigel better have a real disorder to be capitalizing on that brand name >:(
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: warmonke on August 23, 2022, 04:44:54 AM
Yo sorry to bump this.. maybe it’s been mentioned already.. but I just saw an article about Putin’s ally’s daughter who got car bombed.  It shows her waving a flag of the Eurasia Movement which is basically some batshit Russian world domination party started by her dad.  The logo is almost exactly the same as the Disorder logo but slightly rotated.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Flag_of_the_Eurasian_Youth_Union.svg/1200px-Flag_of_the_Eurasian_Youth_Union.svg.png)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1426090533231886339/Mb8wCDZX_400x400.jpg)

Intentional move by Jah, accidental, not worth mentioning?  Just seems kinda wild imo.  Has he been a Russian plant all along?
Also looks like the mark of Chaos from 40k

Nyjah on heresy confirmed

(https://i.ibb.co/CQgcRVq/98040b6ccf6fae0a45a07ce7918d4054.png) (https://ibb.co/CQgcRVq)
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: DanTheDoucher on August 23, 2022, 05:33:07 AM
The only thing in any sort of Disorder for Jah' nowadays is his ACL.

Dude posts a picture on Instagram of himself in the hospital like he's just been diagnosed with stage-4 brain cancer. He grinds 80 stair rails for a living and everyone is supposed to feel bad that he got hurt doing it. Comes with the territory bruh.
Title: Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
Post by: manysnakes on August 23, 2022, 05:34:14 AM
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i read long ago all wacky new brands are dudes tax dodging. im pretty sure thrasher said it. 60/40 era maybe. really this is all Goth Selfish. that kinda cool scull bomb thing face things from instagram... mind blown emoggee

I hope 60/40 was a tax shelter