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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #120 on: June 26, 2021, 02:33:40 PM »
Are those solid maple, no coloured plies?!

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #121 on: June 26, 2021, 02:46:16 PM »
live outside of the rules

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #122 on: June 26, 2021, 03:06:07 PM »
sick now i can’t get that fucking system of a down song out of my head

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #123 on: June 26, 2021, 03:58:13 PM »
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sick now i can’t get that fucking system of a down song out of my head
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But only just that one part haha

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #124 on: June 26, 2021, 06:04:41 PM »
There was no wire. Clark's planet needed him.
 Note: Clark Hassler died on the way back to his home planet.

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #125 on: June 26, 2021, 06:23:09 PM »
It'd be cool if they had a "legends division" or sister company for older pros like Konston called "Out of order".
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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #126 on: June 26, 2021, 08:17:04 PM »
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many think hes blasting electro in his earphones but hes really listening to mad world pontificating some deep stuff ok
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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #127 on: June 26, 2021, 09:04:50 PM »
That's such a terrible name for a company...sounds like some Walmart brand "no boundaries" shit, I think something like "regardless" would've been better.

If the 8.1 are the same shape that he got made for him on element, I'm on it. I got a limited edition Nyjah shape a couple years ago  and really liked how flat it was, his shape grips to your shoes really well and it made me prefer less concave. Seeing him hold them, it looks a lot like that shape.

Looks to indeed be the same concave/shape

confirmed by Professor Schmitt








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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #128 on: June 26, 2021, 10:24:52 PM »
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That's such a terrible name for a company...sounds like some Walmart brand "no boundaries" shit, I think something like "regardless" would've been better.

If the 8.1 are the same shape that he got made for him on element, I'm on it. I got a limited edition Nyjah shape a couple years ago  and really liked how flat it was, his shape grips to your shoes really well and it made me prefer less concave. Seeing him hold them, it looks a lot like that shape.
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Looks to indeed be the same concave/shape

confirmed by Professor Schmitt



This guy knows, the bro got a whole bunch of that shape for cheap and put new graphic on top we were skating them for a long ass time

It’s a good flat shape for sure
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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #129 on: June 26, 2021, 10:58:37 PM »
Jah certainly lives within the rules defined by his Monster contract.

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #130 on: June 27, 2021, 01:16:23 AM »
Gnars for anyone who photoshops Schmitt's goatee onto 9jah's face so that it takes the place of his face.

I tried earlier but gave up.
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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #131 on: June 27, 2021, 07:27:54 AM »
It'd be cool if they had a "legends division" or sister company for older pros like Konston called "Out of order".
Or call it Chronic Condition and use the monster M morphed into a weed leaf for the logo. BOOM! Big brain idea.

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #132 on: June 27, 2021, 09:15:04 AM »
This brands image is just rich high school senior from the valley and blonde cheerleaders

What even is disorder these days?

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #133 on: June 27, 2021, 09:18:17 AM »
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This brands image is just rich high school senior from the valley and blonde cheerleaders
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What even is disorder these days?
Well, speaking personally here… for me, it’s crazy like.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #134 on: June 27, 2021, 10:22:45 AM »

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #135 on: June 27, 2021, 10:26:47 AM »
d beat style

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #136 on: June 27, 2021, 10:28:36 AM »
Gnars for anyone who photoshops Schmitt's goatee onto 9jah's face so that it takes the place of his face.

I tried earlier but gave up.



Edited/fixed to retract potential disrespect towards Mr. Schmitt or Dr. Schmitt or I-don't-know-his-name-and-title. I got carried away, I had no reason to give his image such a plundering other than a lack of imagination (not allowing that there could be two of such beard in one room). Sorry Mr. Stix.
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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #137 on: June 27, 2021, 10:35:59 AM »

Mushroom cloud on a skull, oh I get it MIND=BLOWN! super hardcore.

Get hungry on it!

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #138 on: June 27, 2021, 10:39:46 AM »
theres literally nothing chaotic about nyjah in the year of 2021. i don’t understand the use of that imagery when his whole brand is literally just corporate valley boy now. its like if enjoi made a board with art direction influenced by Zero. it just doesn’t go together.

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #139 on: June 27, 2021, 10:55:04 AM »
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Gnars for anyone who photoshops Schmitt's goatee onto 9jah's face so that it takes the place of his face.

I tried earlier but gave up.
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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #140 on: June 27, 2021, 11:02:11 AM »
theres literally nothing chaotic about nyjah in the year of 2021. i don’t understand the use of that imagery when his whole brand is literally just corporate valley boy now. its like if enjoi made a board with art direction influenced by Zero. it just doesn’t go together.

Was just going to post this

Has to be most confusing art direction ever
I want to fight you so badly richard
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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #141 on: June 27, 2021, 11:18:12 AM »
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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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LOL. My guess: Jah, Domo, Leticia, Webb, D Loy

This would be a bad move for Loy.

Leaving his only sponsor that asks for absolutely nothing from their riders.

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #142 on: June 27, 2021, 12:04:04 PM »
theres literally nothing chaotic about nyjah in the year of 2021. i don’t understand the use of that imagery when his whole brand is literally just corporate valley boy now. its like if enjoi made a board with art direction influenced by Zero. it just doesn’t go together.

Nailed it!
I didn't knew gym cali bros like skulls.

It's like if Jonah Hill tells you he only listens to JFA, Agent Orange and Suicidal Tendencies.

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #143 on: June 27, 2021, 02:11:40 PM »
Fuck the normal. Be yourself. Be different.

-Nyjah


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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #144 on: June 27, 2021, 03:26:25 PM »
Disorder.

In the top 5 worst skate brand names for sure.

Lazy generic stock vector logo.

First graphic has a skull.

Old English style lower upper case typeface.

This could be the name and artwork for a 2004 mainstream screamo band.
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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #145 on: June 27, 2021, 03:47:46 PM »
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Gnars for anyone who photoshops Schmitt's goatee onto 9jah's face so that it takes the place of his face.

I tried earlier but gave up.
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I'm liking this.
If the goatee was on top of 9jah's head, he would look like a geriatric troll doll.
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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #146 on: June 27, 2021, 04:19:12 PM »

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #147 on: June 27, 2021, 04:29:34 PM »
Haha damn they’re really going to release a button up that says “fuck rules” in a hella basic Windows2000 ransom note font. How old is he these days? This brands image is just rich highschool senior from the valley and blonde cheerleaders kinda bugged.



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That's such a terrible name for a company...sounds like some Walmart brand "no boundaries" shit, I think something like "regardless" would've been better.

If the 8.1 are the same shape that he got made for him on element, I'm on it. I got a limited edition Nyjah shape a couple years ago  and really liked how flat it was, his shape grips to your shoes really well and it made me prefer less concave. Seeing him hold them, it looks a lot like that shape.
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Looks to indeed be the same concave/shape

confirmed by Professor Schmitt






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who do you think will be on the team?
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All the dudes that were in that gang rape
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LOL. My guess: Jah, Domo, Leticia, Webb, D Loy
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This would be a bad move for Loy.

Leaving his only sponsor that asks for absolutely nothing from their riders.

Seriously, who leaves the Birdman's company except to start your own thing?

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #148 on: June 27, 2021, 08:43:50 PM »
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Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: Nigel Jahs New Board Company
« Reply #149 on: June 27, 2021, 11:55:41 PM »
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