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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: OldSkater on December 31, 2021, 05:39:42 AM
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Does anyone feel bad for this dude
like he just gets mercilessly bullied by his "friends" and he seems to invite or even enjoy the derision
he gives me heavy vibes of that one kid in your local friends group who will put up with literally any harassment and bullying in order to just be allowed to hang out with the cool kids for even an hour or 2.
(in my friends list the kid was called Garland)
TLDR I think Kelly Hart has self esteem issues. If you are reading this Kelly I think you should stand up for yourself more.
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He needs to punch Roger in his nose
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you think about this shit that deep my man?!
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He still pops his shit nice and clean. In the end that's all that matters in life.
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL
**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
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I only feel bad about him being named so close to smelly fart. Altho could be worse he could be named Nick tucker
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL
**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
thats a good point lol
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He is not the character he portrays on the nine club.
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I only feel bad about him being named so close to smelly fart. Altho could be worse he could be named Nick tucker
You always make me laugh and I appreciate it very much
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What?
He’s a grown ass man.
Also, I always thought he seemed douchey when I was younger.
This just got recommended to me
https://youtu.be/WwoxJFntwLU
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No
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Does anyone feel bad for this dude
like he just gets mercilessly bullied by his "friends" and he seems to invite or even enjoy the derision
he gives me heavy vibes of that one kid in your local friends group who will put up with literally any harassment and bullying in order to just be allowed to hang out with the cool kids for even an hour or 2.
(in my friends list the kid was called Garland)
TLDR I think Kelly Hart has self esteem issues. If you are reading this Kelly I think you should stand up for yourself more.
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I’d imagine that he’s experienced several longer-than-average lines at Orange Julius in his lifetime. Must have been harrowing.
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There is pretty much no scenario in which I feel sympathy for anyone that plays with a toy for a living.
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I’d imagine that he’s experienced several longer-than-average lines at Orange Julius in his lifetime. Must have been harrowing.
alright i get that hes super spoiled laguna kid and doesn't really deserve sympathy
i do think its weird how he prostrates himself for crob of all people
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Kelly could have a 3 way with every porn star in the planet, but he will never be in Menikmati.
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No sympathy for that scumbag
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=119207.msg3673461#msg3673461
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Remember when Eric Koston and Leo Romero were trading pretty intense jabs at each other over social media and everyone was speculating that they had beef, and then it turns out they were cool and just joking with one another the whole time and that was just their way of kidding around?
Point being, different friend groups have their own ways of joking around and goofing off with one another. Some friend groups are super serious all the time, others are always cracking jokes at each other and giving each other zingers, others (like the Anti Hero dudes and the Piss Drunx back in the day) will get drunk and get into fights with one another and then be cool the next day as if nothing ever happened, it just depends on the crew.
You might view it as harsh but to Kelly and the rest of them that’s probably just their way of joking around and Kelly doesn’t seem to mind some zingers here n there. Let the crew be.
Also, I always thought he seemed douchey when I was younger.
My friend was telling me just recently that before nine club was a thing and we got to see how Kelly acts that he always thought Kelly was like this gangster dude just based of his skating and his video parts. He said he was surprised to find out just how big of a goober Kelly really is upon watching the nine club lol.
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No sympathy for that scumbag
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=119207.msg3673461#msg3673461
holy shit
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I dont know if we should feel sympathy who allows to be bullied by Chris Roberts
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always more of a Kenny Hoyle person myself. Nollie game was on point.
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL
**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
If I recall correctly he told her he needed a "Boss Bitch" when breaking up w/ her lmfao.
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Kelly’s a sweetheart. Judge him when you meet him.
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https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYCb9fAgI4E/
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I wonder who the porn star was. Buck Angel?
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Kelly could have a 3 way with every porn star in the planet, but he will never be in Menikmati.
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No
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LOL mercilessly bullied? He gets roasted a little by some of his buddies on a podcast. Maybe I just went to a bad school, but I remember bullying when I was a kid and the shit Kelly gets is nowhere near on that level.
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL
**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
If I recall correctly he told her he needed a "Boss Bitch" when breaking up w/ her lmfao.
https://ibb.co/vmPgKTQ
https://ibb.co/sH1YRWK
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this has made me realize that he is the ultimate chad
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL
**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
If I recall correctly he told her he needed a "Boss Bitch" when breaking up w/ her lmfao.
https://ibb.co/vmPgKTQ
https://ibb.co/sH1YRWK
lol jesus!
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well this thread needs a new title GD
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Dudes a pro skater, living in California and fucking dimes. I'll never feel bad for brodie
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well this thread needs a new title GD
-Help Kelly find his “Boss Bitch”
-Kelly isn’t a “Boss Bitch”
-Kelly fucking sucks
I like last one
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL
**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
If I recall correctly he told her he needed a "Boss Bitch" when breaking up w/ her lmfao.
https://ibb.co/vmPgKTQ
https://ibb.co/sH1YRWK
wtf how did i miss this, who even is that girl? the dude’s name is kelly… that has to come with self esteem issues. like, what kind of parents do that? he does put on a very obvious front on the nine club and now we have confirmed that he’s just another spoiled laguna douchebag that thinks he’s entitled to everything. shocking. also wonder what pornstar he was fucking.
edit : mean salto i had to gnar you.
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“A couple of days ago
Kelly was having a panic attack
And now
This morning
He’s fucking raw!!!”
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Kelly is not a boss bitch
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I can imagine him doing that annoying laugh after talking about her sucking his dick. Uggg, frat boy shit
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LOL mercilessly bullied? He gets roasted a little by some of his buddies on a podcast. Maybe I just went to a bad school, but I remember bullying when I was a kid and the shit Kelly gets is nowhere near on that level.
this dude doesn’t get bullied nearly as much as i did
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LOL mercilessly bullied? He gets roasted a little by some of his buddies on a podcast. Maybe I just went to a bad school, but I remember bullying when I was a kid and the shit Kelly gets is nowhere near on that level.
a kid pulled a knife on me in a hotel on the way to a wrestling tournament
i got in fistfights a lot in high school
i still think they are bullying kelly lol
but with all im reading about him maybe he deserves it?? lol who knows.
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I almost hate him, like dude, nothing is that funny all the time.
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“A couple of days ago
Kelly was having a panic attack
And now
This morning
He’s fucking raw!!!”
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/5mBvYbyfuGTPq/200.gif)
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"HHAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDD!"
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Use promo code BOSSBITCH for 25% off your next es footwear purchase.
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I save my sympathy for people who actually deserve it. So no, internet doofus sidekicks are not included.
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I only feel bad about him being named so close to smelly fart. Altho could be worse he could be named Nick tucker
Sick Ducker?
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“This is his journey not mine.
…I recognize social media is not the appropriate place for this…”
Repeat.
Rinse.
Repeat.
Stay healthy, kids.
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One(was two but looks like someone deleted something) disgustingly bad takes above me.
(If they’re saying what I think they’re sayin)
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Remember when Eric Koston and Leo Romero were trading pretty intense jabs at each other over social media and everyone was speculating that they had beef, and then it turns out they were cool and just joking with one another the whole time and that was just their way of kidding around?
Point being, different friend groups have their own ways of joking around and goofing off with one another. Some friend groups are super serious all the time, others are always cracking jokes at each other and giving each other zingers, others (like the Anti Hero dudes and the Piss Drunx back in the day) will get drunk and get into fights with one another and then be cool the next day as if nothing ever happened, it just depends on the crew.
You might view it as harsh but to Kelly and the rest of them that’s probably just their way of joking around and Kelly doesn’t seem to mind some zingers here n there. Let the crew be.
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Also, I always thought he seemed douchey when I was younger.
This, in my 20s I worked a job and literally the only people who didn't get shit talked to them, were the guys we didn't like. Meanwhile all the homies would just constantly go for the low blows and hold back just enough to not usually piss each other off.
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Kelly better wrap it up before he runs into one of Yonnie Cruz's former conquests and has a real panic attack
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Nope
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empathy for a boss bitch
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real question...cut or uncut?
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real question...cut or uncut?
Half and half
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I almost hate him, like dude, nothing is that funny all the time.
This. I can’t stand a minute of listening to him. Great skater though.
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Whats her IG?
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sick skater.
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sick skater.
agree tho, I liked his part in the LRG video
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“A couple of days ago
Kelly was having a panic attack
And now
This morning
He’s fucking raw!!!”
Read this while peeing and now have a torn urethra from the LOL
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can we get some examples of this, i've never seen Kelly hurt by any of the shows banter
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He needs to punch punsh Roger’s in his nose face in
But seriously he easily seems the most genuinely confident of the whole bunch.
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At an eS demo in Sayreville skatepark in his flow days, he did stationary tre flips at the top of the roll in the whole time
He asked me where the party was at...in Sayreville New Jersey.
Poor guy
McCrank was the only one who fucked that demo up
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and you didn't know? you don't party?
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At an eS demo in Sayreville skatepark in his flow days, he did stationary tre flips at the top of the roll in the whole time
He asked me where the party was at...in Sayreville New Jersey.
Poor guy
McCrank was the only one who fucked that demo up
i like the way mccrank skates
also enjoyed that vice series on abandoned places he did
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL
**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
If I recall correctly he told her he needed a "Boss Bitch" when breaking up w/ her lmfao.
https://ibb.co/vmPgKTQ
https://ibb.co/sH1YRWK
Source: Trust me bro.
Kelly Hart doesn't seem like the type to need a "boss bitch" or blatantly going out banging pornstars for money but wtf do I know.
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If anyone ever punches Roger they are banned from all of skating. Never will they ever find peace on the toy.
Team🔵🟠 frickin ✊🔴 Roger
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I promise not to hurt y'all forreal lol
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Kelly is that you?
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He should get bullied more
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He is the Ricta TM
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He is the Ricta TM
Which is what got the adult actress’ attention in the first place, let’s face it.
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What?
He’s a grown ass man.
Also, I always thought he seemed douchey when I was younger.
This just got recommended to me
https://youtu.be/WwoxJFntwLU
Kelly's no chanel west coast
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and you didn't know? you don't party?
I knew some shit outside of sayreville but that fool didn't know whether he was going north or south after
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I can't sympathise with him no matter how hard I try. His ego seems to be going through the roof and the rest of the nine club guys need to rein in his constant contest talk. Like dude, we get it you're a judge please shut up about it now.
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Who is harder to sympathise with Kelly or Tony hawk when he tells the making no money having to sell his house and car to start editing story full time story?
(Then you find the details are his no money is still what the average person earns today, the house he sold was his second house with ramps on the property, his in law's bought his car and he only edited for a couple of months while still being a pro skater)
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At an eS demo in Sayreville skatepark in his flow days, he did stationary tre flips at the top of the roll in the whole time
He asked me where the party was at...in Sayreville New Jersey.
Poor guy
McCrank was the only one who fucked that demo up
At this point it almost seems like a running joke whenever they review another video that Kelly dramatically explains that he wouldn't skate something as if literally anybody in the world would be surprised.
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obviously they do research for the show here, but do you think they purposely ignore these threads. i don’t think roger could keep himself away. so, hello roger, please ask kelly if he’s feeling like a boss bitch on the next experience.
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Who is harder to sympathise with Kelly or Tony hawk when he tells the making no money having to sell his house and car to start editing story full time story?
(Then you find the details are his no money is still what the average person earns today, the house he sold was his second house with ramps on the property, his in law's bought his car and he only edited for a couple of months while still being a pro skater)
i dont sympathize with him on a money level, hes a rich kid and always has been
more like, I felt it weird he invites people to bully him on a public venue
and in a way that isnt even funny. like, i find crob mildly humorous but for some reason the kelly putdowns just seem petty i guess
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He should get bullied more
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL
**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
If I recall correctly he told her he needed a "Boss Bitch" when breaking up w/ her lmfao.
https://ibb.co/vmPgKTQ
https://ibb.co/sH1YRWK
Source: Trust me bro.
Kelly Hart doesn't seem like the type to need a "boss bitch" or blatantly going out banging pornstars for money but wtf do I know.
omg he broke up with a girl... cancel this man