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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Gravity on January 31, 2022, 09:58:17 AM
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Or any other guy like him
And even if they switched now nevermind whole career
The difference in perception and fandom level
Crazy tbh
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imagine if you shut the fuck up
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whatever floats your boat mate!
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Bro imagine austyns face, but on biebels body!
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imagine if you shut the fuck up
Its a very valid point though
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Or any other guy like him
And even if they switched now nevermind whole career
The difference in perception and fandom level
Crazy tbh
Ryan, is this you?
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whatever you think ryan
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Imagine all the Ryans.....
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You're not getting trick of the year Ryan, just give up man
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bro, imagine if i looked like austyn, skated like austyn, and lived like austyn. i just think it'd be chill.
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bro, imagine if i looked like austyn, skated like austyn, and lived like austyn. i just think it'd be chill.
Minus the Globe shoes
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You lost me at "imagine"
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His style is still gross no matter how he dressed like
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His style is still gross no matter how he dressed like
It gets bogged down by the exterior style
Its maybe a 4 / 10 if 5 is average
Id say jack olson is an example of a 5 style wise
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I’ve been hella imagining the scenario you’ve described and you’re blowing my fucking mind over here.
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people say i skate like austyn with the tricks of sheckler and the arms of paulo diaz
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Imagine he dressed like Dylan or Stefan but was on Flip
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I’ve been hella imagining the scenario you’ve described and you’re blowing my fucking mind over here.
You gotta hand it to him--he knows how to come up with a scenario where one guy dresses like another guy.
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Imagine he dressed like Dylan or Stefan but was on Flip
ben nordberg still exists
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(https://c.tenor.com/9Z0yi_CHFn0AAAAC/no-drevil.gif)
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Bro imagine austyns face, but on biebels body!
(https://i.imgur.com/0XPSzOH.jpg)
You know the fucking vibes.
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people say i skate like austyn with the tricks of sheckler and the arms of paulo diaz
I push like Chris Senn, pop my tricks like Brad Hayes, and roll away like Tom Penny.
...also I dress like Arlo Eisenburg.
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Imagine Ryan Decenzo, it’s easy if you try.
Dressed like Austin Gillette, with high waters too.
Imagine all the skaters, joining the Darkstar army, you who ohhh.
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Bro imagine austyns face, but on biebels body!
(https://i.imgur.com/0XPSzOH.jpg)
You know the fucking vibes.
"You got a fuckin problem bro?!?! I'll fuckin.. stick this globe chelsea boot up your ass dog!"
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Bro imagine austyns face, but on biebels body!
(https://i.imgur.com/0XPSzOH.jpg)
You know the fucking vibes.
dog dawg!"
Fixed
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(https://i.postimg.cc/wjMkqzpc/Screenshot-20220131-162045-Samsung-Internet.jpg)
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Sir Frederickson Gallingsworth
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Honestly if anything held this dude back it was probably having his equally uninteresting brother hit the scene at the same time. I didn’t know who was who for years. I think there’s footage at Wallenberg of Phelps calling him Scott after a front 3 attempt.
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decenzo has been on this planet for almost 40 years and still hasn’t figured out how to wear a hat. there is no fixing him.
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dude!! i’m imagining it!!!
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Bro imagine austyns face, but on biebels body!
(https://i.imgur.com/0XPSzOH.jpg)
You know the fucking vibes.
wow, cool, nightmares, and I'm judging someone on gym clothes. skating is getting wild in 2022. I miss free stickers that came with a board.
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Bro imagine austyns face, but on biebels body!
face off
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but what if he did it...on weed?
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What if he followed another Ryan's lead and all he wanted to do was have a fun time and find a chill girl?
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Imagine if Gino pushed like Bill Danforth
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Imagine if ryan decenzo skated like andrew reynolds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDquLM7ruI
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Imagine if Gino pushed like Bill Danforth
If you squint and blur your eyes, he kind of does. They're practically the same guy!
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It’s 2022….have you watched a frog video at all? Austyn Gillette is Ryan Decenzo….
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I'm now imagining what my last 1 minute of life would be like if I didn't read what other people posted on here. I just ate 2 egg sandwiches and I wish I made 3. I really think that english muffins and kraft singles are the way to do it btw. Quick n dirty. Why am I typing this?
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Imagine Austyn wearing a RedBull beanie
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Imagine Austyn wearing a RedBull beanie
Now we’re talking.
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TJ Rogers could add a 0 to his income if he dressed 10% better and bought his own DCs instead of wearing the free es's.
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I'd rather not
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Imagine if Gino pushed like Bill Danforth
Gino could only dream of a push that good.
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Imagine if Gino pushed like Black Label era Vallely.
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Imagine if Austyn wore Jordans and a house arrest anklet.
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Imagine Austyn but if he always wore a durag.
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Imagine Austyn wearing a RedBull beanie
Imagine Red Dragons
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Imagine Austyn but if he always wore a durag.
I fully support chatting with babes online all day austyn
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Me: who the hell is Ryan Decenzo?
lk130:
(https://i.postimg.cc/wjMkqzpc/Screenshot-20220131-162045-Samsung-Internet.jpg)
Thank you for your service, sir
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That would be sick he could have stayed on Globe Footwear
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Bro imagine austyns face, but on biebels body!
Oh god
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Imagine Austyn wearing a RedBull beanie
Oh shit!
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he'd be ducky kovacs
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Me: who the hell is Ryan Decenzo?
lk130:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/wjMkqzpc/Screenshot-20220131-162045-Samsung-Internet.jpg)
Thank you for your service, sir
Ryan Decenzoh
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(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54ad9766e4b043d889a79f52/1552513727339-5EFTD9DPIN6YC0P35I5V/Darkstar-Skateboards-D2-19-feature-cross-streets-1000.jpg)
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Imagine if Jamie Foy dressed like Ali Boulala his whole career.
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This thread makes me think of this scene in Lilya 4-Ever (the movie is fucking amazing, but depressing as all hell).
33:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbkBesAWFXM
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"Whole career"?
I'm old and out of touch...but does Ryan Decenzo dress like Austyn Gillette now or did Ryan Decenzo dress like him in the beginning of Ryan Decenzo's career?
And how would we categorize Austyn Gillette's style of dress?
Forgive my ignorance...trying to understand...
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And how would we categorize Austyn Gillette's style of dress?
An exhausted mailroom clerk on lunch break.
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Or any other guy like him
And even if they switched now nevermind whole career
The difference in perception and fandom level
Crazy tbh
Lmfao this actually made me laugh. Let the kookathon begin
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Or any other guy like him
And even if they switched now nevermind whole career
The difference in perception and fandom level
Crazy tbh
I mean hed be revered if this were the case , is my point
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And how would we categorize Austyn Gillette's style of dress?
Gillettesque
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imagine if jason dill dressed like ryan dechenzo his whole career
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It's easy if you try
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And how would we categorize Austyn Gillette's style of dress?
Forgive my ignorance...trying to understand...
He dresses like a 1920’s bike messenger who made his way from the dust bowl to the big city.
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And how would we categorize Austyn Gillette's style of dress?
Forgive my ignorance...trying to understand...
He dresses like a 1920’s bike messenger who made his way from the dust bowl to the big city.
I'm thinking more like dweeb that asked your grandma out in the 60s but she said no and went for your don Draper like grandad.
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imagine brian wenning wearing tight jeans
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Can anyone deny he'd be looked at as an all time great if he dressed for his whole career like dylan/austyn (i said austyn cuz its not as severe of style as dylan)
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Can anyone deny he'd be looked at as an all time great if he dressed for his whole career like dylan/austyn (i said austyn cuz its not as severe of style as dylan)
pants will never fix dude’s busted style
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Yes, anyone can deny it. Clothes make a difference, but not quite that much of a difference. Time to let go of your silly thread.
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Can anyone deny he'd be looked at as an all time great if he dressed for his whole career like dylan/austyn (i said austyn cuz its not as severe of style as dylan)
pants will never fix dude’s busted style
Still with the tricks on the spots hes done if he wore the dylan style itd be twilight zone reverse perception scenario
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And how would we categorize Austyn Gillette's style of dress?
Forgive my ignorance...trying to understand...
He dresses like a 1920’s bike messenger who made his way from the dust bowl to the big city.
I'm thinking more like dweeb that asked your grandma out in the 60s but she said no and went for your Don Decker like grandad.
(https://i.ibb.co/w6ZHZdC/2-A97-B2-E0-045-F-4-D37-92-FF-362-B0539-D10-C.webp) (https://ibb.co/w6ZHZdC)image share (https://imgbb.com/)
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Imagine if Marbie dressed like Laeticia Bufoni.
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imagine if Milton dressed like Grant Patterson.
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honestly the whole austyn renovation isn’t a bad look. david and decenzo aren’t my cup of tea and don’t fit this new reshape of the brand but, they’re still jumping down big shit after all of these years in their mid 30s after gnarly injuries. it’s kinda sad to see them stripped of a shoe sponsor in an unforgivable time though, if you ever got the boot from globe at any point in the companies existence i’m sure it would’ve been flow program for the rest of your numbered days as a professional skateboarder. filament it is… wait are they still kind of around? okay… cariuma :'(
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basically another pants thread?
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Imagine if Ryan Decenzo weighed more than 90 lbs is more like it..
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Austyn and Dylan look good in the clothes they wear because it suits their style (same with Kalis/Wenning etc and big saggy jeans), there's no way Decenzo could pull off clothes like Austyn/Dylan with his ugly fuckin style and trick selection
dressing suave only looks good if you are suave
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Austyn and Dylan look good in the clothes they wear because it suits their style (same with Kalis/Wenning etc and big saggy jeans), there's no way Decenzo could pull off clothes like Austyn/Dylan with his ugly fuckin style and trick selection
dressing suave only looks good if you are suave
Lmao
I mean ya but itd absolutely be a different perception/career he wouldve had
He has 4 / 10 style id say but sponsors + clothes make it a 3 / 10
Tricks are bordering on a 9 tho skillwise
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Austyn and Dylan look good in the clothes they wear because it suits their style (same with Kalis/Wenning etc and big saggy jeans), there's no way Decenzo could pull off clothes like Austyn/Dylan with his ugly fuckin style and trick selection
dressing suave only looks good if you are suave
Lmao
I mean ya but itd absolutely be a different perception/career he wouldve had
He has 4 / 10 style id say but sponsors + clothes make it a 3 / 10
Tricks are bordering on a 9 tho skillwise
it's an interesting theory but there's a reason austyn and dylan were able to popularise their style despite it being mostly frowned upon, I don't reckon decenzo could've made it work in the same way. ben nordberg couldn't manage to make it work either
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I'm also imagining Decenzo in full Dylan get-up but with the same teenage Bieber mop, not a pretty sight
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Mikey Taylor already tested this theory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otUK0hj_ySg&ab_channel=DCShoes
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imagine if Ryan dressed like Elijah Berle dressing like Dylan
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For anyone who needs a summary of this thread:
OP: What if ryandecenzo -
SLAP: no
OP: ok but what if
SLAP: no
OP: but surely you can agree that
SLAP: no
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For anyone who needs a summary of this thread:
OP: What if ryandecenzo -
SLAP: no
OP: ok but what if
SLAP: no
OP: but surely you can agree that
SLAP: no
Lmao
This place is narrow minded
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Imagine a skate holiday where everyone at the park dresses like Dylan
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imagine dragons
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For anyone who needs a summary of this thread:
OP: What if ryandecenzo -
SLAP: no
OP: ok but what if
SLAP: no
OP: but surely you can agree that
SLAP: no
Lmao
This place is narrow minded
A shit load of people disagree with you and your take away is that they are all wrong because they are narrow minded. If that doesn't sound narrow minded
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It’s 2022….have you watched a frog video at all? Austyn Gillette is Ryan Decenzo….
honestly that's why I think OP might be Decenzo... so off the mark with knowing cool sponsors that when he tries to think of a person with cool sponsors he picks a Globe skater.
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It’s 2022….have you watched a frog video at all? Austyn Gillette is Ryan Decenzo….
honestly that's why I think OP might be Decenzo... so off the mark with knowing cool sponsors that when he tries to think of a person with cool sponsors he picks a Globe skater.
I dont mean sponsors
Just gravis looking shoes, black wax pants or whatever, plain color shirt
Not just decenzo but rly anyone would have a higher placement in peoples minds
Not saying theyd be well liked across the board
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It’s 2022….have you watched a frog video at all? Austyn Gillette is Ryan Decenzo….
honestly that's why I think OP might be Decenzo... so off the mark with knowing cool sponsors that when he tries to think of a person with cool sponsors he picks a Globe skater.
I dont mean sponsors
Just gravis looking shoes, black wax pants or whatever, plain color shirt
Not just decenzo but rly anyone would have a higher placement in peoples minds
Not saying theyd be well liked across the board
right, (coolness of skating)+(coolness of clothes)=(overall coolness), so if you increase the coolness of the clothes you increase the overall coolness. The thing is it's not really that simple - what makes clothes cool in the first place? What makes certain types of skating cool in the first place? It's the people who wear them and the people who do them. Why does anyone dress the way they do? Because of factors independent to them. Decenzo dressed like Decenzo cuz he is Decenzo. Same with Gillette being Gillete. All these closed-minded people are actually just clothes-minded people, you just gotta catch up.
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Rustyn Gilletto
Imagine Austyn sacking himself down a rail with 2 black eyes
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Imagine a skate holiday where everyone at the park dresses like Dylan
2011? Lol
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Mikey Taylor already tested this theory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otUK0hj_ySg&ab_channel=DCShoes
Embarrassed to say I liked this version of Mikey at the time. He was like the little dork that could. just like an off brand Dylan that was repackaged from being a failed off brand p rod . I also somehow confused American and Aus suburbs even tho I knew the difference I just pictured Mikey being from some kinda shitty house out nowhere with parents that work humble jobs etc
Obviously now I know he is and has always been some privaledged douchebag
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It’s 2022….have you watched a frog video at all? Austyn Gillette is Ryan Decenzo….
honestly that's why I think OP might be Decenzo... so off the mark with knowing cool sponsors that when he tries to think of a person with cool sponsors he picks a Globe skater.
I dont mean sponsors
Just gravis looking shoes, black wax pants or whatever, plain color shirt
Not just decenzo but rly anyone would have a higher placement in peoples minds
Not saying theyd be well liked across the board
One more time….it’s 2022….there is a 56 page thread on loose fitting pants…..Austin has meh sponsors I think because a lot of skaters think he’s…..meh….
On the other hand…theres a guy who runs a slightly more collegiate fit and he won SOTY….he gets a pretty solid beating here as of late so maybe you just have the wrong audience….
Brink is selling is Gravis’s if you are interested….
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https://vimeo.com/351515645/description
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Clothes are a really good example of people having so much access to resource it’s a curse.
I’m still poor but slightly less poor than I was growing up. Everything was hand me down or just whatever fit at the thrift store. Once I started providing for myself I thought sick I’m gunna buy all these nice clothes…
I hate thinking so much about my clothes or having access to so many choices. I’d rather grab some shit at a thrift store or handmade local. Most modern sponsored skaters look like cardboard cutouts. I have a great respect for Tyson pushing thrift store finds over buying whatever new shit at supreme.
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imagine if elijah berle copied every jim greco style but in reverse order
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imagine if elijah berle copied every jim greco style but in reverse order
my brain hurts picturing this
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All things considered, Ryan has had a good career and made some money. There’s no shame in being on darkstar. pro skating isn’t a viable profession for most skaters.
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Imagine a skate holiday where everyone at the park dresses like Dylan
2011? Lol
Lol pretty much