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Title: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Escooter on February 24, 2022, 10:31:05 PM
This group is filtered trash from the middle aged housewife "admin" that doesn't even skate. Not looking out for the best interests of skaters whatsoever.
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Post by: Escooter on February 24, 2022, 10:37:43 PM
Some people love to play god
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Post by: backside_frontside on February 25, 2022, 05:56:29 AM
I bet that group is full of cringe. I should join it for the lolz.
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Post by: djoekr on February 25, 2022, 05:59:31 AM
Why would you even care about posting on a Facebook group? This feels like coming to Slap to complain about your deleted post on the skateboard subreddit.
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Post by: somefucker on February 25, 2022, 06:08:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egBGU8rz5JY
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Post by: maxi-pad on February 25, 2022, 07:50:41 AM
what
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Post by: SATIVA HYBRID on February 25, 2022, 08:44:04 AM
"from this point forward we will only allow photos of MAKES to be posted. if you post a shot that's a bail, you will receive a warning. repeat offenders will be BANNED, end of story."
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Post by: cynical cow on February 25, 2022, 08:50:41 AM
I’m surprised Slap doesn’t have its own Discord channel.

General FB groups like that with that many members should’ve been your first clue not to join.
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Post by: somefucker on February 25, 2022, 08:53:19 AM
I’m surprised Slap doesn’t have its own Discord channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SWMAQYQf0
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Post by: rawbertson. on February 25, 2022, 08:57:40 AM
facebook was kind of interesting in the beginning because it was basically a cleaned up myspace that you could post a lot more content to. After awhile I grew tired of hearing random peoples opinions on shit and found myself deleting lots of people. At first I wondered why people used Instagram because it was basically the same tihng as facebook but with way more restrictions. Same thing as Twitter.

What it comes down to is they have seperated out two key aspects of Facebook - Content (IG) and Opinions (Twitter) to be even more streamlined. Both platforms also open up your feeds to way larger audiences than just your friend list.

Ultimately I realized that I dont care about peoples opinions via virtue signaling / wall posting - I would rather pull those opinions and feelings from personal conversations rather than trying to grasp what or why someone is posting something with very little / no context.

majority of fb users now are over the age of 35 (you would be ~19 years old - university age- when facebook was first launched to students) and has become an echo chamber for people to bounce toxic ideas off eachother (just like twitter 4chan) via closed groups. there are some cool stuff on there like i am part of this Canada Skateboard Collectors group that is mostly older guys shop owners who do raffles for skate stuff.

fb is mostly wack though , not sure if this was troll post or not but that is how i feel about it ;)
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Post by: rawbertson. on February 25, 2022, 08:58:10 AM
I’m surprised Slap doesn’t have its own Discord channel.

General FB groups like that with that many members should’ve been your first clue not to join.

we do

https://discord.gg/XF88Hq8f

 8)
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Post by: notmikerusczyk on February 25, 2022, 09:03:35 AM
i would have deleted your post too
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Post by: Kombuch-A-Holic on February 25, 2022, 09:11:20 AM
You come to the wrong place to have a voice on this matter. ha
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Post by: pdknox on February 25, 2022, 09:14:53 AM
have a Facebook account
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on February 25, 2022, 09:17:18 AM
it was me, I tampered with your trucks
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Post by: Mike Oxwelling on February 25, 2022, 09:29:44 AM
So meta
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Post by: manysnakes on February 25, 2022, 09:32:31 AM
I don't understand anything about this.
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 25, 2022, 09:41:28 AM
I’m surprised Slap doesn’t have its own Discord channel.
https://youtu.be/R7XYIYikNzw
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Your Cousin Marvin on February 25, 2022, 11:06:51 AM
lol at an ex girlfriend's revenge being to loosen your trucks lmao
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Post by: Síota on February 25, 2022, 11:13:56 AM
Facebook is shite.
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Post by: donkey on February 25, 2022, 11:31:43 AM
wait...... what. what is going on. why did someone tamper with your trucks? why do you think that the facebook skateboarding group cares that your "trucks" got tampered with? who would even do such a thing? what is going on here
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Post by: biaherl on February 25, 2022, 11:40:13 AM
I feel so sorry for (https://i.imgur.com/NWAeK5v.png)
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Escooter on February 25, 2022, 12:58:18 PM
lol at an ex girlfriend's revenge being to loosen your trucks lmao

It's not even the icing on the cake
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: thebacker on February 25, 2022, 01:05:39 PM
I think Rhonda loosened your trucks and is actively trying to silence you from releasing the truth
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Lou Strux on February 25, 2022, 01:06:51 PM
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lol at an ex girlfriend's revenge being to loosen your trucks lmao
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It's not even the icing on the cake
Do tell…
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Escooter on February 25, 2022, 01:55:44 PM
Why would you even care about posting on a Facebook group? This feels like coming to Slap to complain about your deleted post on the skateboard subreddit.

As rawbertson was saying Facebook has a wider appeal and if your lucky to get your message through can have a larger impact by far. I also felt it was a better target audience for the general message, as what newbs and groms would even know about slap. 

Also as you can see from nyjahs pyramid crypto scam the people with the most power, influence, skills and knowledge in thier relevant fields and in general are at the top of the pyramid and have the most general control over people wanting to get higher up on the pyramid. This makes sense as they are seen to have the best interests of us pesents because they themselves have "made" it. They control because of the pecking order and don't want to loose thier spot on the imaginary pyramid. Ever noticed how the better the pro the worse thier trick tips are and that the best don't even do any at all?

Some people like Nikola Tesla for example believe things like that everyone should reach thier full potential and that knowledge should be easily available for everyone to pursue. I base this off him wanting ac electricity to be free and available to all. For this he was punished and ridiculed and made to be seen as an antisocial mad man.
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Escooter on February 25, 2022, 02:00:20 PM
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lol at an ex girlfriend's revenge being to loosen your trucks lmao
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It's not even the icing on the cake
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Do tell…

All I'll say is we are still together playing the good old mental chess and she wants us to get married
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Lou Strux on February 25, 2022, 02:16:37 PM
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lol at an ex girlfriend's revenge being to loosen your trucks lmao
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It's not even the icing on the cake
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Do tell…
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All I'll say is we are still together playing the good old mental chess and she wants us to get married
You two sound lovely.
Back to the trucks, though…
Maybe a better post would have been more along the lines of “Don’t screw around with your spouse/partner, because if you do, they might fuck with your set up. And if you absolutely MUST screw around with your partner/spouse, be sure to check your shit before you hit the next session.”
Sounds like she might’ve done you a good turn by loosening your trucks up anyways: your style was way to stiff as it was.
You should prolly marry this gal, she sounds like a keeper. I volunteer to officiate the ceremony.
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Escooter on February 25, 2022, 02:41:24 PM
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lol at an ex girlfriend's revenge being to loosen your trucks lmao
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It's not even the icing on the cake
[close]
Do tell…
[close]

All I'll say is we are still together playing the good old mental chess and she wants us to get married
[close]
You two sound lovely.
Back to the trucks, though…
Maybe a better post would have been more along the lines of “Don’t screw around with your spouse/partner, because if you do, they might fuck with your set up. And if you absolutely MUST screw around with your partner/spouse, be sure to check your shit before you hit the next session.”
Sounds like she might’ve done you a good turn by loosening your trucks up anyways: your style was way to stiff as it was.
You should prolly marry this gal, she sounds like a keeper. I volunteer to officiate the ceremony.

She tightened the back a heap and loosened front a little. All after me finding out she's the only screwing
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Escooter on February 25, 2022, 02:54:26 PM
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lol at an ex girlfriend's revenge being to loosen your trucks lmao
[close]
It's not even the icing on the cake
[close]
Do tell…
[close]

All I'll say is we are still together playing the good old mental chess and she wants us to get married
[close]
You two sound lovely.
Back to the trucks, though…
Maybe a better post would have been more along the lines of “Don’t screw around with your spouse/partner, because if you do, they might fuck with your set up. And if you absolutely MUST screw around with your partner/spouse, be sure to check your shit before you hit the next session.”
Sounds like she might’ve done you a good turn by loosening your trucks up anyways: your style was way to stiff as it was.
You should prolly marry this gal, she sounds like a keeper. I volunteer to officiate the ceremony.
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She tightened the back a heap and loosened front a little. All after me finding out she's the only screwing

This is also very naive as men are always the ones screwing I bet you could even find a fuax article relating these "facts" this suggests only men get caught imo
I won't even question how you know my style sucks. But hey tighter trucks make my manuals better.
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Lou Strux on February 25, 2022, 02:58:04 PM
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lol at an ex girlfriend's revenge being to loosen your trucks lmao
[close]
It's not even the icing on the cake
[close]
Do tell…
[close]

All I'll say is we are still together playing the good old mental chess and she wants us to get married
[close]
You two sound lovely.
Back to the trucks, though…
Maybe a better post would have been more along the lines of “Don’t screw around with your spouse/partner, because if you do, they might fuck with your set up. And if you absolutely MUST screw around with your partner/spouse, be sure to check your shit before you hit the next session.”
Sounds like she might’ve done you a good turn by loosening your trucks up anyways: your style was way to stiff as it was.
You should prolly marry this gal, she sounds like a keeper. I volunteer to officiate the ceremony.
[close]

She tightened the back a heap and loosened front a little. All after me finding out she's the only screwing
[close]

This is also very naive as men are always the only screwing I bet you could even find a fuax article relating these "facts"
I would even question how you know my style sucks. But hey tighter trucks make my manuals better.
I don’t know you or your style, holmes. I’m just fukkin around.
Hope you get right.
And always remember to check your trucks.
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Escooter on February 25, 2022, 03:08:01 PM
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lol at an ex girlfriend's revenge being to loosen your trucks lmao
[close]
It's not even the icing on the cake
[close]
Do tell…
[close]

All I'll say is we are still together playing the good old mental chess and she wants us to get married
[close]
You two sound lovely.
Back to the trucks, though…
Maybe a better post would have been more along the lines of “Don’t screw around with your spouse/partner, because if you do, they might fuck with your set up. And if you absolutely MUST screw around with your partner/spouse, be sure to check your shit before you hit the next session.”
Sounds like she might’ve done you a good turn by loosening your trucks up anyways: your style was way to stiff as it was.
You should prolly marry this gal, she sounds like a keeper. I volunteer to officiate the ceremony.
[close]

She tightened the back a heap and loosened front a little. All after me finding out she's the only screwing
[close]

This is also very naive as men are always the only screwing I bet you could even find a fuax article relating these "facts"
I would even question how you know my style sucks. But hey tighter trucks make my manuals better.
[close]
I don’t know you or your style, holmes. I’m just fukkin around.
Hope you get right.
And always remember to check your trucks.

https://youtu.be/z94Y8eRSp4o
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Ray C. Usery on February 25, 2022, 05:42:28 PM
I haven't been on facebook for 13 years, I'm old and I might not understand.

From what I ascertain, while you were on your "business trip" your girlfriend diddled someone that skated your board, corrected your truck tightness and got her pregnant. Now she wants you to marry her to make her ligament.

I'm gonna have to pass on that one dawg
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Escooter on February 25, 2022, 05:49:07 PM
I haven't been on facebook for 13 years, I'm old and I might not understand.

From what I ascertain, while you were on your "business trip" your girlfriend diddled someone that skated your board, corrected your truck tightness and got her pregnant. Now she wants you to marry her to make her ligament.

I'm gonna have to pass on that one dawg

Not at all what happened
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Post by: manysnakes on February 25, 2022, 06:32:02 PM
I don’t know what anyone is talking about here but I love it. More lunatic ramblings, please.
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Post by: Lou Strux on February 25, 2022, 06:34:17 PM
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I haven't been on facebook for 13 years, I'm old and I might not understand.

From what I ascertain, while you were on your "business trip" your girlfriend diddled someone that skated your board, corrected your truck tightness and got her pregnant. Now she wants you to marry her to make her ligament.

I'm gonna have to pass on that one dawg
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Not at all what happened
Yeah? Maybe not, but it does make for a much more compelling story & character arc.
Who you got writing your plots/scripts anyway?
Tell your agent you want to negotiate a new deal, son.
Title: Re: "Skateboarding" Facebook group?
Post by: Escooter on February 25, 2022, 06:55:20 PM
Idk I called up the Ibependent Mental Health Advocacy and they said if I get on slap and type nonsense they will let me out of the ward
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Post by: cky enthusiast on February 25, 2022, 07:02:38 PM
Idk I called up the Ibependent Mental Health Advocacy and they said if I get on slap and type nonsense they will let me out of the ward

that’s the line they feed everyone- take it from me
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Post by: Pipe Dreamer on February 26, 2022, 02:51:25 AM
Facebookers actually talking about skateboarding and not themselves or politics wow sign me up.
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Post by: dofrenzy on February 26, 2022, 05:40:52 AM
I joined a few Facebook skateboard groups a couple years back.  Super-cringe.  One person had his panties in a wad about people posting pics that aren’t makes.  You can’t really tell from a pic if something isn’t a make though, so he just kinda seemed like a gatekeeper but when you look closer he is really just gatekeeping a picture of a gate and not an actual gate.
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Post by: Freelancevagrant on February 26, 2022, 09:54:08 AM
Damn, I didn’t know she was your chick, chill. Set up was trash anyway.

(https://i.postimg.cc/NMpwZqhs/F583569-A-5-C4-E-427-D-8-A51-E09-DC3-D02-AFE.jpg)
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Post by: TheDraught on February 26, 2022, 12:02:10 PM
I just bought a piece of land in the Metaverse, and I am going to build my own DIY park there.

Should be really sick. I will send you guys an invitation when it's time to shred.
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Post by: CHONGO on February 26, 2022, 12:04:30 PM
trash can of a group
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Post by: yghartsyrt on February 27, 2022, 09:59:31 AM
How does one tamper trucks? They are either more right or more loose. Something everybody notices within seconds...